Where were you when Leicester won the Premier League?

takes2long
takes2long

Where were you when Leicester won the Premier League?

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likme
likme

At Frog Island watching on the telly, m8

SniperWish
SniperWish

@takes2long
I was on a date and during the date checked my phone and saw it was a comfortable 2-0 tottenham, checked a while later and it was 2-1 and hotting up so I made my excuses to the lady and found the nearest whetherspoons and watched it with a pint of strongbow.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperWish
not knowing that 2-0 is the most dangerous lead

Illusionz
Illusionz

I was in the uni library watching it on my laptop and spent a few hours after the match shitposting
i slept late and think i failed my exam the next day
im fucked

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

At the pub pre-game, then at my mates places who I go down the KP with. AT 2 - 0 I was saying 'it's the most dangerous lead,'

Went spastic when Hazard scored that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

at home, masturbating furiously

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

In a foreigners bar in Barcelona surrounded by Chelsea fans.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long
In bed. Asiatime reasons.

JunkTop
JunkTop

I was sucking my hiv positive uncle's dick

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

asking some bird from indothailaysianamstan or wotever chink country it is for a rimmy :D

SniperWish
SniperWish

@RavySnake
czech republic
asia

WebTool
WebTool

sitting on the couch like the leicester players were

:^)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

exactly were i am now, on a corner of my couch with my computer on my lap, shitposting on Sheeky Forums

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperWish
norwayposter has no idea what the fuck he's talking about
obvious sarcasm in case down syndrome too strong

Methshot
Methshot

At home watching Mark Selby, the jester from Leicester, become world champion in snooker.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I was in Leicestershire (though not quite Leicester itself) because it's where I live. Not a Leicester fan though, so I was pretty indifferent to it all.

@SniperWish
Wetherspoons don't show football unless it is on terrestrial TV. You're a fucking liar.

t. unironically a Wetherspoons employee

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone
you can tell he was lying just because he didn't call it Spoons
he even misspelled it

PS: is the pay alright?

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
calm down, zdenek

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Illusionz
Same here lad but luckily I only needed a 30% on it to pass the class

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
university exams here work differently. there aren't any midterms, only finals, and they're for the entire year's content not just a semester
im legit fucked

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@VisualMaster

I worked in a spoons for a little while, the pay is okay but it depends what job you're doing, at least from what I experienced there's a lot of politics going on, if you're on the managers good side you get a nice easy job working behind the bar, if not you end up waiting and clearing tables which is a lot more hectic and I think most Wetherspoons have a system where all the tips are pooled together and distributed equally, so it's kind of a kick in the teeth to those waiting on tables.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I was at my patient's home watching it just after I shoved a tube up his cock to attaching it to his piss bag, it's pretty cool being a district nurse

Flameblow
Flameblow

@takes2long
In front of my PC, watching it on a somewhat choppy stream, knowing that I really should be working on a university assignment.

I still did the assignment the next day, but it kept me up until 4 in the morning. Falling asleep during a lecture on organic chemistry is just a slight bit embarrassing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@takes2long
handing in my manchester city supporters card and lining up for a /lifelong/ supporters card.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

0-0ball

Spamalot
Spamalot

@takes2long
how is Kramarić doing in Bundesliga?

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
all the tips are pooled together and distributed equally
Does this really happen?

What is wrong with Europe?

cum2soon
cum2soon

was at home watching the match
Was excited for a few minutes when Hazard scored but then you know, Leicester were gonna win it anyway

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
tips also aren't mandatory
and if you dont tip they dont spit in your McRib

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Skullbone
where in Leics?

better not be Hinckley or Harborough

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Watching the snooker finals ngl

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

be me
be on raw dikes road when lad rings
"OI YA FECKIN CANT LESTA TOP OV THE LEAGUE MATE LESTA CHAMPS"
"dad?"
And u

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/andrea-bocelli-to-sing-as-part-of-leicester-premier-league-title-celebrations-a7015301.html

takes2long
takes2long

@Methnerd
Harborough

Nice. They're both crap anyway, regards LE2 posho.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fried_Sushi
There won't be a dry eye in the stadium when he sings, holy fuck.

Techpill
Techpill

@Methnerd
Harborough has a Wetherspoons?

Methshot
Methshot

@Spamalot
Saving Hoffenheims ass, he is really good

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
Hinckley's Spoons is one of the worst i've been in to.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@girlDog

Well everyone is paid a minimum wage, tips are just a little bonus you usually only get £1 or £2 instead of 30% of what you paid. It also depends where you work, some places let you keep the tips for yourself, others pool them together.

99% of people that work in pubs or restaurants are students or Australians on a gap year anyway, the turnover rate is extremely high and there's always a fresh supply of people to replace you when you inevitably quit within a year.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fried_Sushi
Nice.

If this was a yank side, they'd play some cancer like Jay Z or Kanye.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
My local spoons has sky. So has every other one I've ever been to. Go be wrong somewhere else

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Soft_member
Mate I've been in like one with sky, but 99% of them don't

likme
likme

@VisualMaster
They've just been forced to give us a payrise (due to national living wage), and as my manager constantly reminds us, it's 'killing the company'. I'm over 21, so I'm on £7.25p/h, which isn't too bad for an unskilled job. Kitchen staff get paid more too, apparently that's more stressful (even though you have to deal with the customers if they fuck up the order). The work can be shit, especially if you've got customers treating you like dirt, but on the other hand working in a pub can be quite fun at times, so it's not too bad.

@BunnyJinx
At least in the 2 pubs I've worked (one in West Midlands one in East Midlands) tips are incredibly rare so staff usually just keep them if they're given one. No one tips for a meal at Wetherspoons (even though we do exactly the same job as regular waiters but with more customers than most restaurants) - that's one perk of getting pub-grub I guess. Foreigners sometimes tip for drinks, and sometimes a British person will buy you a drink (although Wetherspoons policy is you have to print out a receipt for it and get the customer to sign for it with a manager present). I once got a £10 tip from some old ladies who didn't realise it wasn't a proper restaurant, and £6 from a foreign bloke cos I brought a cake for his kid and sung happy birthday, but other than that I've never made more than £1 at a time.

@Methnerd
Nah in a town not too far from Leicester. Don't want to say which one cos I've already given too much info away goddamnit.

@Soft_member
I'm pretty sure this is bullshit, although maybe in some of the bigger cities one or two pubs might have it. Not in general though. Not exactly sure why, but different managers have told me things like Sky were charging too much, or they don't want football fans to trash the pub.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@likme
Nah in a town not too far from Leicester.
if you're north of Leicester I'm pretty sure I already know which one

Spamalot
Spamalot

At Stamford Bridge - quite a few Leicester fans went to that game

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I was in my third-world-country inmate-paid cell, working for my corporate masters located abroad. Trying to steal the broadcast by lurking for stream links in the 4 chins. Then the entire catalogue changed when pic related.

and you?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@AwesomeTucker
Biggest goal of Hazard's career.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Was having a late dinner and about to do an hour or two of revision for EU law when I checked on here and saw the shitposting because Chelsea equalised. Watched the end of the game and spent the rest of the night shitposting here.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Being a sadcase, watching the stream and checking the thread for the full 90 mins

Honestly though Tottenham had it but yet again they surprise me with their choking

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Boy_vs_Girl
remembering something for a whole year
Jesus that sounds awful

Spamalot
Spamalot

Stuck on the island of Chiloe on Chile. They are having a protest and there is no way to leave the island. They have started fires everywhere and there is no way of escape. Wish I never went to South America. Last week in Santiago some mountain monkey tried to steal my bag.

Leicester cheered me up a bit, kinda wish I was back in Scotland.

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