Every time

King_Martha
King_Martha

Stakes get high.
Action sequence imminent.
They talk their way out of it.

Every time.

Ah well, violence is never the answer. It's not like it's bad to see characters actually resolve their differences.

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Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha

watching monogatari for action

I seriously hope nobody does this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Kaiki did nothing wrong.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Emberburn
the few action sequences were really enjoyable to watch, i can't fault someone for hoping for more, even someone who enjoys the colorful word salad exposition style of monogatari

massdebater
massdebater

Both fights against cat they used violence to beat her

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Fried_Sushi
Snake did everything wrong.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@King_Martha
Are you retarded???
If you want to masturbate on fights go watch naruto or dbz, watching an harem heavily based on dialogues and complaining about the fights it's like complaining for the lack of colors in a manga or the plot in a porn

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

several anticlimaxes in a row in Second Season but don't forget about Suruga Monkey, Tsubasa Cat, Tsukihi Phoenix, Tsubasa Family, Nadeko Medusa, and Yotsugi Doll. Although in most of these they talk it out after the violence happens. Even if you try to solve things with violence it doesn't actually end the conflict unless one party dies or you resolve your differences.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RavySnake
OP was not actually complaining though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

most of the cast would be dead otherwise

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm not saying this to be cocky (because with Oikura the way she is in front of me, what need is there?), but to be honest, I could have dodged it.

After the fierce battles I've been through for the last half year, I could have easily dodged a pen swung by a high-school girl---and a weakened one at that. But the tip sunk into the back of my hand.

It hit the metacarpal bone below my middle finger and stopped, it didn't pass through---to my relief. If the tip had pierced through and stabbed Oikura's shoulder that I was holding onto, then there wouldn't have been any meaning in not dodging it.

I can say this with absolute certainty:

If I had pulled my hand away and dodged it, then Oikura would have stabbed herself in her own shoulder. It was that much of an ill-thought, spontaneous, and mindless reaction.

It'll probably be a couple more hours before I finish translating this scene. I intend to post it on pastebin. Stay tuned.

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
Still if you expect that a series like that will resolve everything with fights you really picked the wrong series. They pass all the time speaking trying to comprehend their problems and personality and then they would resolve everything with punches?

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
god speed.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberburn
Well
when Kizumonogatari eventually comes out (seriously where the hell is it?) then we'll get 1000 more action sequences.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
Thanks. I'm excited to see this animated. Especially the cat fight

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

http://pastebin.com/Jcv5SUrb

I am never doing this again.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Burnblaze
'That old enemy is back, and this time she's weaker!' ---Who the hell wants to watch that.

kek. Thanks sincerely, user.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Burnblaze
nice. someone should post it on baka tsuki

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
Thanks user.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spamalot
anon
Uh, well, you're welcome, anyway. I better delete the trip in this reply or I'll forget later.

But yeah, I love reading Nisio's prose. Writing it is hell of a lot harder, but I don't really write much. Thank God for the thesaurus.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Burnblaze
"I hate water that thinks it has boiled on its own. I hate the seasons that think they cycle around naturally. I hate the sun that thinks it rose by itself. I hate, I hate, h-, h-, hate---I hate it. I hate you."
Sodachi confirmed for worthless edgy bitch.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Gigastrength
There's a good chance that she'll calm down.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
Agreed.
I still like her.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
Thanks man. Also nice time digits.

"I-, I also think that cooperation is important. That's right, there's no way that people could only be able to save themselves, yeah. I'm always thinking, 'those ingrates that think they are only living by themselves are unforgivable.'"

Such a boldfaced lie, Araragi-san. You shouldn't lie you know. You'll get punished.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Burnblaze
Sodachi really is great, I can't wait to know who will voice her. I'm hoping for Aoi Yuuki because her acting could do the character justice.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

"I don't mean anything by it! I hate meaning! I hate everything! I hate the hate and hate with hated hate that hate to hate by hate I hate! Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!"

So Sodachi in this scene is basically Rainy Devil Kanbaru and to a lesser extent beginning of Hanamonogatari Kanbaru?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Emberburn
watching monogatari at all
I seriously hope nobody does this

iluvmen
iluvmen

@RumChicken
faggot stfu go back to /b/ u faggot retard this is a 11/10 masterpiece go stick a shit brick in ur dick u spic

Methnerd
Methnerd

@PackManBrainlure
what about hanakana?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Methnerd
What about her?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
she should voice act everyone in owarimonogatari

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I don't have anything to say but we actually got a fresh translation so bump.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fried_Sushi
Snake a shit.

WebTool
WebTool

@Fried_Sushi
Except take it up the ass daily. For money, of course.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Harmless_Venom
You mean best.

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