Ilya

Booteefool
Booteefool

return to home in the desert of flyover state, nowhere
cacti and mountains are the only things in sight that protrude from the ground
no neighbors, nearest town is 60 miles down the highway
power's out, electrician isn't coming for a week
enter home
walk into room
see this

What do you do?

All urls found in this thread:
http://exhentai.org/s/29083e3120/550868-43
WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
RIP

AND

TEAR

StonedTime
StonedTime

Ask for a bootle of water.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Unleash the gila monster

MPmaster
MPmaster

Dress her in something, put her on my car and drive her to her parents' home.

Hopefully they won't call me a pedophile and put me on trial just because I was near their daughter though.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

give her a basket of eggs

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Wonder how I ended up in africa.

5mileys
5mileys

@TalkBomber
Wonder how Africa ended up in you.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Booteefool
Exorcise the ghost that turned my lamp on when the power was off

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I take my ponos to her vagoo and jam it in.

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
pour water on her

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Booteefool
why do I live in this place seriously?

FastChef
FastChef

@Booteefool
I give her some of my clothes so she can at least cover herself decently. I then bring her to the police station in that town 60 miles away to see if we can find her parents.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I've never watched this show but isn't she a magical girl or something? I'm sure she could kill me if I tried something.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Booteefool
you might want to leave before my wife gets home

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
Turn 180 degrees walk away and go find a non shit covered loli.

5mileys
5mileys

@Booteefool
[x] genuflect

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Booteefool
Go into the next room and rape the maid.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
Call the police.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Booteefool
@Booteefool
Can someone just fuck this whore out of her misery? I never seen a whore so ready for dick in a show before.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Booteefool
Ask her where the better one is.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BinaryMan
Better yet, maybe the unsexy one can just outright leave and have the other two go in instead.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
Cool off

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Booteefool
Look up at the sky.

"EHHHHHHHHH?"

farquit
farquit

@Booteefool

Fuck while holding hands.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Booteefool
I want to fill a cup

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SomethingNew
@kizzmybutt
I think I found the waifu to end all waifus

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BinaryMan
@Evil_kitten
Why is this allowed?

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
dash over to computer
check components to see if they were fiddled with
make sure keyboard is 1" from the bottom of the desk, proving it hasn't been moved
check if mouse is 2" to the right and 4" down on mousepad, proving it hasn't been moved
make sure the computer was locked
if all conditions check out, relief that my powerlevel hasn not been revealed

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
this is a whole new level of autism

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
implying Kuro is not powerlevel personified

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@SomethingNew
Did someone say powerlevels

Skullbone
Skullbone

This is a Japanese eleven-year-old

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool

Given this is the honourary Prisma thread, I have a question to put forward. After reading this, I was wondering how would Prisma Ilya see her F/SN counterpart and vice-versa? What would F/SN Ilya make of her negative side being a brown skinned version of her?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Skullbone
BORN
2
BREED

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
That's pretty lewd, user. I don't think she was born for anything like that, it's more like she was born for non-sexual tummy-licking.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
Check to make sure I have enough supplies to last the week since apparently I have some bozo vagrant trying to leech.

But I'll cut her some slack since she's apparently a dumb kid who can't even into clothes.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PackManBrainlure
Man, all the hypest shit they're going to animate these last four episodes is something else.
Gotta burn through all that budget.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
cool off
hot springs
Even sitting outside in the sun would be cooler than that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Any good sad panda for Kuro?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
F/SN Ilya meeting Prisma Illya
That's just cruel

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Booteefool
Why does Kuro make me feel funny?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Boy_vs_Girl

For who? Prisma Ilya seeing how she could have turned out, or for F/SN Ilya to see a version of her that didn't suffer?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
Episode 7: Enforcer
Four more days

idontknow
idontknow

@Dreamworx

Zwei form is going to make me cum god knows how many buckets.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@RumChicken
The whole "all of the horrible shit that happened to you in could have been avoided if your Dad just loved you a little more" thing probably stings a little.

massdebater
massdebater

Why do you all want to fuck kids?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@massdebater
They're just cups, man. Nothing wrong with that.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Raving_Cute
I love how buffed up Bazzet is in this.

@massdebater
Not kids, just these kids.These fictional kids.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool
What do you do?
Worry where is that electric light coming from if the power is out.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's a candle, now fucking tell me how you're gonna rape Kuro already.

farquit
farquit

@Fuzzy_Logic
You had a backup generator for specifically times like these. How else would you fap?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Skullbone
She's so unsexy that it makes you question your sexuality.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@StonedTime
It's a candle, now fucking tell me how you're gonna rape Kuro already.
No, the spectrum of candle light is... uh...

Can I rape your face instead?

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
You can if I am Kuro.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@farquit
How else would you fap?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Raving_Cute

This is nonsense. Bazett wouldn't have even cared about Angra Mainyu* is she could self-resurrect.

*) Yes, I know he wasn't the one doing it but fuck you, you know what I'm talking about.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Booteefool
that ass
DECIMATUS
ANNIHILATUS
OBLITERATUS
ERADICATUS

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Booteefool
Hey kid, wanna mana transfer?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BunnyJinx
Keep deluding yourself.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Booteefool
Make her cuddle me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@viagrandad
It's almost like Prisma and F/HA are different stories.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster

It's a shame Bazette is always shafted, as she has to be one of the most awesome characters anywhere in Fate.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

So, who's going to voice them?

Techpill
Techpill

@AwesomeTucker
Amamiya and Hanazawa just to piss people off

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Booteefool

It depends on my relationship to her.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@5mileys
underrated post

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
Trace an innumerable number of blades - the finest of blades!

girlDog
girlDog

OP just described Apache Junction in Arizona.
Hard dickings.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@girlDog
I actually had Arizona in mind when I wrote the OP, deserts are great if you make some distance with the interstate. I gotta check out Apache Junction some time then, sounds pretty neat.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Class Cards and Miyu came from a parallel world
Enough time has elapsed for the Church and Mage's Association to take note of these mysterious artifacts appearing in some irrelevant East Asian backwater city, send an Enforcer of the Church to collect two of them and bring them back to Europe, have them confiscated by the Mage's Association after Zelretch himself takes interest in them, and for him to assign his two apprentices the task of retrieving the rest
How the fuck did Miyu, a ten year old girl who has hardly gone outside her entire life beforehand, survive for what must have been weeks totally alone in the wilderness or homeless in the streets of Fuyuki?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Magical Girls are for _____

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Booteefool
Drink her cunny juice since I'm thirsty.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperWish
impregnation

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@StonedTime
rape
Kuro
She is literally a semen demon
If you whipped out your dick to her on the streets she would milk you dry then and there.

askme
askme

@TurtleCat
even if my dick is a centipede?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme

A human centipede?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Fried_Sushi
Older salarymen

Skullbone
Skullbone

@CodeBuns
http://exhentai.org/s/29083e3120/550868-43

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Fried_Sushi
enjo kōsai

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat
semon demon
not "semon big demo-ther"

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Give me clues about how do you get tan lines like these

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

go to sleep, If I just got home I'm probably tired
goodnight loli

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SomethingNew
With what?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Booteefool
sniff loli butt

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
step 1 be a cute loli

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
Wear a one piece swimsuit and your friends draw a q on you with sunblock while you are asleep

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
She please old hags for money

girlDog
girlDog

@LuckyDusty
You forgot to use loli as a daki. Shame on you.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Booteefool
Slap her

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
Slap her
Where?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Inmate
5 across the eyes user

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
Wishes.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Inmate
Everywhere

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
I'd ask her for an upgraded and more superior version of herself. Pic related.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Illusionz

You basically fuse her and Kuro. That makes F/SN Ilya. Sans life experiences of course.

Techpill
Techpill

@happy_sad
F/SN Illya is astronomically more pure than Prisma Illya.

Techpill
Techpill

@Techpill

That's because she's been shut in a castle all her life, with no chance to get out and let herself go a little.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Techpill
@Techpill
F/SN Ilya vs Prisma Ilya
Does it matter? Both make me diamonds.

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
where she is puffiest

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Techpill
how soft is that loli belly?

likme
likme

@Techpill
So you're agreeing that SN Illya is purer.

WebTool
WebTool

@likme
purity
I think the bigger question is what version of Illya do people prefer. The dominant/broken F/SN Illya or the lustful/oblivious Prisma Illya who just wants her affection returned by her Onii-chan.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why are they so fucking sexy? I'm not even a lolicon.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@LuckyDusty
You are now.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@LuckyDusty
I know right? I want to have sweaty sex with Kuro, but I sure as fuck am not a lolicon.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
@RavySnake
First stage is always denial.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@LuckyDusty
i remember i had this one picture of (real) little girl in my fap folder that i occasionally fapped to. I didn't consider it weird for years, until it dawned on me.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@New_Cliche
party van inbound

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
aw it wasn't anything lewd i swear! AM I BEING DETAINED?

TechHater
TechHater

@King_Martha
followed by
anger
then bargaining
then depression
and finally, acceptance

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@King_Martha
Trust me, if I was generally attracted to lolis, I'd be completely fine with it. I think I just kind of like loli body types or something. These two and that one from Seikon no Qwaser are hot, that's pretty much it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
they will

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
Make the dinner for her?

w8t4u
w8t4u

TWELVE YEARS OLD
W
E
L
V
E

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@w8t4u
Those people are scum they should get one year of jail for every year of their victims.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool

Take another swig of peyote.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Crazy_Nice
I'm not sure you thought that one through.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Crazy_Nice
T-That isn't a good idea at all user.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
Tell me about it, i wish they made animes about sexualizing 6 year olds or something, that would be rad

Emberfire
Emberfire

@w8t4u
In the anime they just turned eleven. Get your facts straight, dude.

Evilember
Evilember

@Stark_Naked
Didn't I?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Booteefool
return to home in the desert of flyover state, nowhere
cacti and mountains are the only things in sight that protrude from the ground
no neighbors, nearest town is 60 miles down the highway
power's out, electrician isn't coming for a week
enter home
walk into room
see this

What do you do?

Move the fuck out. Seriously, country life is awful despite what that garbage show NNB is telling you. I am still traumatized from my youth.

Not even Kuro will distract me from how shitty it is to life in the middle of nowhere. Fuck the countryside.

Inmate
Inmate

@lostmypassword
Of course you wouldn't think so.

girlDog
girlDog

@Inmate
The world will turn into that one Waita Uziga manga.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Booteefool
Give her a juice pack and drive her to child protective services. Shit's too raw for me.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@haveahappyday
living in the city
living in the country
Does either really matter when you spend 95% of your time in your room?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Sharpcharm
There's no reliable internet in the countryside.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Sharpcharm
My max download speed is 250kb's, most days its only 30. You tell me if there's a problem with the country.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Crazy_Nice
I don't want to fuck newborns, user.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Fried_Sushi
prisma prequel
escape from the bug room!

Shirou's probably been taking care of a stray cat in his private kitchenshed where he goes to get away from all the estrogen and cook and sword. Turns out it's been Miyu the whole time.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

god dammit, why are kuro's eyes so sexy?!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

"You don't have to tell me why you're here, but you do have to eat this."
hand her a bowl of eggs

SniperGod
SniperGod

Wonder why I'm living in a shithole.

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
It's awwrighttt

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Booteefool
I don't think my answer would change even if everyone in my family was in that room together with a few reporters broadcasting the scene to the whole world.
There's only one thing you can do when you see a lolibutt like that.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
think about my life decisions

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
I recognize it, user.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool
Looks like she's in the mood to tell ghost stories!

Then we'll go out and find some psychoactive cacti and explore space and time

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Booteefool
FUCKING KURO I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
SHE'S AWAKENED SOMETHING INSIDE OF ME THAT CAN NO LONGER BE STOPPED
THIS ERECTION IS BEYOND MY CONTROL
I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT EVERYTIME I SEE KURO'S BUTT I LOSE IT
FUCK
GOD
DAMNIT
WHERE ARE THE DOUJINS

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@haveahappyday
This is a safe space user, let you're toraouma out

@Skullbone
@RavySnake
fucking horrible, it hurts just to read that

TechHater
TechHater

@SniperWish
Tentacle molestation of course

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
The latter. Prisma Illya is best Illya.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Techpill
What's wrong with her stomach? And that expression... does she have a hairball?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@girlDog
i masturbate to this at least once a week user.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Techpill
her pussy on the far left
diamonds

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Gentlemen.

Little girls are the best.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Garbage Can Lid

I require a more compelling argument to confirm that assertion.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Ilya is love
Ilya is life

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@MPmaster
Here are my two counter arguments.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@FastChef
Delicious.

idontknow
idontknow

@Booteefool
Ask who the fuck took a shit on my bed.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Booteefool
Oh sweet Illya!
turn on light
realize who it is
go back to basement to continue raping Miyu

whereismyname
whereismyname

this hentai has nice anime

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Booteefool
flyover state

I go to california and start beating up californians for constantly using this term

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Sir_Gallonhead
Californian here. Bring water.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@FastChef
I might want to commit a crime.

WebTool
WebTool

@BinaryMan
Control yourself, user.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@WebTool
It's okay. I said "might". I'm sure nobody is going to put me on the watchlist because of that.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why can't Shero make everyone happy?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Gigastrength
take a seat

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
lucky you, because a few years down the line 2d will be considered a crime in all countries

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Fuzzy_Logic
She can see you masturbating from over 4 kilometers away

takes2long
takes2long

@TurtleCat
But he can.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@FastChef
What does Kuro taste like?

askme
askme

@RumChicken
Dark chocolate and salty coins.

massdebater
massdebater

@RumChicken
PERFECTION

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
Sure thing Satan.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
tfw Luvia will never win

SniperWish
SniperWish

@LuckyDusty
@RavySnake
I'm no lolicon

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Sharpcharm
Luvia wins da alternate Sherob owl and the union of jackhammer with forklift raises the greatest battle mages the world has ever known
Miyu wins da Illyab owl and they transfer prana with Kuro whenever she's home from helping Kiritsugu protect the family
Rin wins da fluffy Shiroub owl and dies a poor but well fed virgin
Sakura puffs up with worms

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperWish
Why havent people just accepted that they are a part of the lolicon masterrace yet?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Sharpcharm

She might win the Rin though.

massdebater
massdebater

@ZeroReborn
I want Kuro to tease me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
God why is Kuro so fucking lewd? It's like she literally leaks out pure sex wherever she goes. From every orifice.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@DeathDog

I get the feeling that almost all of Ilya's sex drive is concentrated in Kuro, but without the normal limiters that keep it in check.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@DeathDog
The teasing was the lewdest part of the OVA, even more than the symmetrical docking and leg grinding.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@MPmaster
Luvia wins da Rin
Miyu wins the sword onii-chan
Illya and Kuro wins the fluffy onii-chan
Bazette wins da Caren
Taiga forever alone with her first kissu stolen by Kuro

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Nojokur
Miyu's thirst was the best part.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Booteefool
Her lewdness is a great nightmare.
Her anus is defenseless.
It contracts every time she moves, looking like a second reproductive opening.
——Kuro's anus.
The dirtiest part of her is right in front of me.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Booteefool
Take her to the police.

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool

Is she ready for babies?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@WebTool

Not for another three years or so.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PackManBrainlure
Every fucking time.

So hypnotic.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@WebTool
@w8t4u
"Elementary schoolers sure develop fast these days"
— Emiya Shirou

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog

Heretical incarnate with the aspect of seminal life.

massdebater
massdebater

@LuckyDusty

Top breeding material.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TurtleCat
source?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@massdebater
Wrong

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
Why not?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

We will never see Hiroyama's stash
It's To-Love Run all over again but without Ishikei for release

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
I'm no lolicon, but I'd take the smug out of her face with my dick.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lord_Tryzalot

Corruption is shit tier fetish.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

All those faggots complaining about the lacks of panties, now what?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SomethingNew
They had that sequence along with the kissing scene on repeat on some TV monitor in a demo window in Akiba.

People stopped by and started filming it with their smartphones. Fun stuff.

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