JoJo thread

5mileys
5mileys

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Techpill
Techpill

First for shit general.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
That pastebin is dead OP.
This is the new one: http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Post Diego

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@lostmypassword
doesn't exist after Made in Heaven
hilarious

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@lostmypassword
ff for eoh

Soft_member
Soft_member

Did any of you have a moment in your life when you were thinking "This...this must be the work of an enemy stand!" ?

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
if you're walking on a really long road that looks similar as hell you start to feel like you're not really moving at least i did that was not a fun experience.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
When I open the fridge at night and I don't remember why the fuck I came there in the first place i feel like I got Jail House Lock'd

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Soft_member
I once i ate a veeeeery spicy pizza and the next day while shitting my asshole was burning like hell. At that moment i yelled "THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND"

TechHater
TechHater

@Soft_member
is doc a stand?

massdebater
massdebater

Gay Priest is here now. Eat shit Jolyne

TechHater
TechHater

@massdebater
Gay

Metrosexuality is not gay m8

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater
your dick has spikes
No wonder Erina never had sex with anyone after Jonathan.

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
they changed Pucci_after

cum2soon
cum2soon

@FastChef
They can change the image on the wiki, but @massdebater
will always be Pucci_after to us

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
Ever have anyone trick you by pointing at your shirt so they can flick your nose when you look down? Ever have that happen and there's ACTUALLY something on your shirt that you didn't notice?

I've had that shit happen with me and my friend, and we decided that it must've been the work of an enemy stand. Not sure what it would be named, but the stand user would do a crazy pose and point at your shirt, causing something to actually appear on it, and then when you look down, their stand comes out and flicks your nose.

TechHater
TechHater

@StrangeWizard
No wonder Erina never had sex with anyone after Jonathan

Do you think she thought that was what sex was like with everyone? Just spikes?

Spamalot
Spamalot

Does anyone have that collage of out of context parts from the manga?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
That or her vagina was shredded after they were done. Probably both.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Spamalot
This one?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lunatick
@lostmypassword

thanks m80s

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Who do you lads want to see in EoH? Go ahead and share even if they have nearly no chance of getting in.

For me, I'd like to see Weather Report, Ghiacchio, Ringo, and another Part 8 rep alongside Josuke (as hard as that may be; I know Part 8 Stands aren't the most combat-oriented).

w8t4u
w8t4u

@BunnyJinx
Would be amazing to see Foo Fighters

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BunnyJinx
I know it'd never happen, but I'd like to see an arena set inside Superfly.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BunnyJinx
Is alessy confirmed ?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
Hey, you reminded me of this.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
No, but I'd love to see him, too

@Gigastrength
That'd actually be pretty neat, even though I could foresee it being never played due to its focus on verticality.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BunnyJinx
I'm just glad Speedwagon's in it. Hopefully there'l be an old Speedwagon costume too

Bidwell
Bidwell

@lostmypassword
Favorite Part and Least Favorite Part have the same picture

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BunnyJinx
My "One from each part" wishlist

Bluford
Santana
Enya Geil
Yuuya Funagami
Risotto
Foo Fighters
Mountain Tim
Joshuu

iluvmen
iluvmen

You'll be able to kill DIO with motherfucking speedwagon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@iluvmen
You'll be able to kill Speedwagon with motherfucking Speedwagon

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
You'll be able to kill Jonathan with motherfucking Speedwagon

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
You'll be able to kill Pucci with motherfucking Speedwagon

askme
askme

@hairygrape
implying it won't be programmed so it's impossible to fight a JoJo as Speedwagon

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Lunatick
You will be able to kill Kars ultimate lifeform with motherfucking Speedwagon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick
You'll be able to kill Kars with motherfucking Speedwagon

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@hairygrape
@Poker_Star
Karsmind

You'll be able to kill Kars, DIO, and Pucci with motherfucking Yukako

Booteefool
Booteefool

@hairygrape
You may be able to kill Mountain Tim as motherfucking Speedwagon

King_Martha
King_Martha

@askme
its already confirmed
read news you pleb

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You'll be able to team motherfucking Stroheim and motherfucking Speedwagon in a fight

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@askme
Speedwagon cries during the entire fight while beating up Jonathan

whereismyname
whereismyname

@New_Cliche
mfw epic hair fights between Bruford, Yukako, Karera, and Baoh

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
Bruford, Tarkus, Dire, Santana, any Anubis, Yoshihiro, Ghiaccio, Notorious BIG, Doppio and Silver Chariot Requiem (with or without Polnareff).

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@King_Martha
Who are you quoting?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
Notorious BIG
How would it even work?
Getting close to the enemy will cause you to auto-attack it?

iluvmen
iluvmen

So guys, what if
No really guys, listen
What if Baoh was actually created based on data the nazis (Specifically Stroheim) recorded on the pillar men?

Think about it. He has an elemental mode, his skin turns to a stone-like texture when in danger, his fucking hair and arm blades are like Kars', and he has regenerative healing out the wazoo.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
I imagine it as a slime like character.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
Alright, I'll take it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

HOTPANTS
O
T
P
A
N
T
S

Techpill
Techpill

@5mileys

Best girl

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I want to impregnate DIO.

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
Characters become invisible for N-B.I.G when not moving.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@BunnyJinx
Blackmore. Catch the Rainbow is my favorite stand. He's never getting in, tho.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
My fridge literally cloned a bag of dried apricots once.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Soft_member
No.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Soft_member
Well one time I was playing D&D with a few friends, and my character got attacked by his ally/love interest after she found this weird cinder block and it brain washed her or something. At first I thought maybe she became a vampire, but hamon didn't work on her so that wasn't good. Plus vampires don't usually shove fetuses down other people's throats.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass

shove fetuses down other people's throats

i love how i'm completely understanding about how that shit will happen during a D&D game

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
D&D
Hamon
Now I know literally nothing about D&D, but why the hell would it have Hamon?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Illusionz

it's pretty much as long as you have the paperwork recording stats, you can do whatever the fuck you want

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StrangeWizard
Did I mention said fetus came from her throat? Great shit.

@Illusionz
Homebrew is a glorious thing

massdebater
massdebater

@Soft_member
Drop pencil next to my computer desk
Spend half an hour searching for it, and I still can't find it.
Remove all wires next to the area, nothing
Move the desk itself
Still nothing.
Where the fuck did it go?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@massdebater
Up your ass, you faggot.

Inmate
Inmate

@Soft_member
When you get really sick and close your eyes sometimes you experience the sensation that everything around you is fucking huge and you're really small and about to fall off the bed, it's terrifying. You also feel like everything in your room is a mile away and bigger than you.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@GoogleCat
Found it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StonedTime
fuck cute villians, post cute stands

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
Why not both?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Gigastrength
The World looks far too natural in DIO's outfit compared to the others.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Poker_Star
Why is The World only mad one?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spazyfool
King Crimson is mad, but he's always mad.

Methshot
Methshot

@Spazyfool
@cum2soon
Reread what the first user said.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Gigastrength
@Poker_Star
Why there is no more love for Hermit Purple 2#?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Methshot
Am I meant to know what else he means?

Nojokur
Nojokur

This has been an interesting chapter

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BinaryMan

whitesnake fits in his outfit pretty well i think

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lord_Tryzalot
Honestly White Snake just looks like some kind of Pope/King cross when he's in Pucci's robes, which I like.

The World, however, made me do a double take to make sure that wasn't what he normally looked like when I first saw that pic.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
thats a roger

Methshot
Methshot

@StonedTime
King x Queen
So cute

cum2soon
cum2soon

What happened to the Green Baby after it fused with Pucci? Did it eat him fully or become his arm or what?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@AwesomeTucker
Wake up. Wake up Aisho!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StonedTime
Too gay

eGremlin
eGremlin

@cum2soon
It fused with Whitesnake to make C-moon.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Your Stand will never fall in love with and embrace Killer Queen

Snarelure
Snarelure

@eGremlin
I mean after this lewd scene

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@King_Martha
R63 Hot Pants

die

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
Holy shit, l miss part 6 and l miss Pucci. lt was my third favorite part

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
same sound effect used when Erina and Dio kissed

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
Fuck! No one stopped him

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methshot
tfw your stand will never have the same autism

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Deadlyinx
somebody stop him!

Methnerd
Methnerd

where is Pucci going anyway, he says he's here but where's "here"?

girlDog
girlDog

Gay Priest is back.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@girlDog
Fuck you gay priest I fucking hate you

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

We aren't having a quest today?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@King_Martha
To late, you failed to stop Gay Priest from coming. Go away now.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TalkBomber
Why would you hate the savior of humanity?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
http://pastebin.com/qzDMjL87
This paste has been removed!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@CouchChiller
Well, he was freed so I caught him again

TechHater
TechHater

@Gigastrength
Check the second reply, you super retard.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Booteefool
I hate that he doesn't exist. I hate that he'll never love me as much as I love him.
I want to feel him. I want to feel his touch against my skin. Hear his soft, wise words. I want to hold him against my chest and feel his warmth. I want to caress him, and hear him offer up a prayer, thankful to the forces above for our fateful meeting.

I want Pucci. I really want him.

massdebater
massdebater

@Burnblaze
Why would you want to catch him now?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@massdebater
for lewd and kinky purposes

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller
Amen.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Jonathan grew up in a time where if you were black or gay, you werent worth much in society, but where Jonathan is Jonathan, would he have accepted Gay Priest if he was alive back then?
I think yes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
Would Pucci be familiar with jonathan's body?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I hate all of you Pucci_ posters. You're in this shit for le epic maymays or whatever and shit up the thread constantly. None of you truly love Pucci. None of you would cum inside Pucci. Just fuck off and never come back, the rest of us Puccifags don't need your dumb bullshit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
blame doc for everything

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Stupidasole
Maybe, but thats if this is some sort of time travel thing

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Snarelure
None of you would cum inside Pucci
I've jerked off muliple times to the thought of cumming inside his massive bum.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Ignoramus
Doc didn't start Gay Priest. It was some random user.
He does supply us with more Pucci_edits though.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@w8t4u
As much as Jonathan may be "pure" but a British Aristocrat accepting gay wogs, that's comedy

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Snarelure
I wouldn't cum inside Pucci, because I know Part 4 Josuke has the best ass in all of JoJo

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Harmless_Venom
Would you cum inside josuke?

viagrandad
viagrandad

What's the best subgroup for Stardust Crusaders? I watched Parts I & II with subtitles from gg and I loved the campiness and hamfisted alliterations.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@viagrandad
I know you made that thread earlier. Read the manga.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog
Yes, on the topic of which JoJo's I would cum inside:
all of them but Johnny, its not the same if they cant feel the dick and how warm the semen is

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Spazyfool

Yeah I got no replies then didn't bother to keep checking. I'm more of an animefag than a mangafag but I probably will.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Snarelure
So leave this thread and read the manga. The art is a lot better than in the anime.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Poker_Star
Actually he would be able to feel it. He's only paralyzed from the kness down do to where he was shot.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
Wasn't he shot in the back?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

When is Gappy gonna cruise in his Lambo?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
He was but the area where he shot seems to be a spot where you can just get paralysed from the knees down. A bunch of anons noticed it since during SBR Johnny did move around on his knees and they looked up the fact you can just get paralyzed that way.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I was only twenty three years old
I loved Pucci so much, I had all the merchandise and pictures
I pray to Pucci every night before bed, thanking him for the 「Heaven」 I have been given
"Rasen Kaidan, Kabutomushi, Haykyou no Machi, Ichijuko no Taruto", I say, "Kabuto Mushi, Dororosa e no Michi, Kabutomushi, Tokuiten"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Pucci
I called him a cunt
He Oraoras me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel something touch me
Its Pucci
I am so happy
He whispers in to my ear, "Giotto, Angel, Ajisai, Kabutomushi, Tokuiten"
He grabs me with his powerful priest hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Pucci
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Pucci
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Pucci
He roars a mighty HIMITSU NO KOTEI as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Pucci looks him straight in the eye and says, "Gay Priest is here now"
Pucci leaves through my window as the universe resets
Pucci is love, Pucci is life

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Illusionz
Oh man, that fucking movie.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I want the one Pucci_ poster to leave.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperWish
he doesn't like forced_memes

likme
likme

@SniperWish
the one Pucci_ poster
You're deluding yourself if you think a 6 month old meme like this is being done by one person.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@likme
Is the HotPants Shitposter one person?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

tfw Dio will never be sent to Australia

That alone would have fixed Jonathan's life and the JJBA universe

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
meme

TreeEater
TreeEater

@whereismyname
Probably. You don't see it spammed everyday or in other boards.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Techpill
King Crimson being a meme is good enough.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
then I would indeed fuck and cum inside Johnny, i'm bored, I'll order them in order of which one I want to cum in the most to the least
1) Josuke (4) because of the ass
2) Giorno because hes a twink
3) Jolyne because I want Joestar babies
4) Jonathan because I want to caress his back muscles and hug him once I'm done
5) Josuke (8) because he seems kind of twinkish, not as much as Giorno but he's clearly still got muscle for me to feel up
6)Joseph seems like he'd be really into sex and push his ass against my thrusting and hes not much smaller then Jonathan
7) Johnny, hes not built much different then Josuke 8, but the fact were unsure as to whether he would feel a dick according to the thread, hes pretty low,
8) He seems like he wouldnt be into it much

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Dreamworx
Dio instead finds an ancient aboriginal didgeridoo that turns things into werewolves and easily conquers Australia with his army of kangaroowolves and huntsman spiderwolves

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
8 was Jotaro

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
huntsman spiderwolves
That's spooky. You might as well add in the aussies most dangerous foe the emu and drop bears.

happy_sad
happy_sad

tfw we will never have the zepelli and joestar familes cross

FastChef
FastChef

@happy_sad
Twins
The one with blonde hair dies

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TreeEater
Universe reset would happen in Part 1 as Dio would cause a shitposting singularity

happy_sad
happy_sad

@happy_sad
Do the curses stack up? They'd be luck to get to the age of 12

MPmaster
MPmaster

@happy_sad
They would probably cancel eachother out. They'd have Destiny on their side then.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why does JoJo attract so many Sociopaths?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@StonedTime

easy to relate with characters

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StonedTime
Are you one of them?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
Sociopaths tend to get bored easily with social norm, It's just a guess but I'd say JoJo is so fucking crazy and bizarre at times that even they can find themselves regularly interested.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
Both families have trouble producing female offspring

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
I'm more curious to how that child would even exist, considering the Zepelli curse wouldn't the child just die in the womb?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
It would die in the womb and the mother would get cancer and die leaving the father to die from an emotional breakdown.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
So Dio would create Sheeky Forums?

likme
likme

You now remember Avdol.

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
Fuck, you're right.
The Zeppeli is all about them dying to protect a Joestar, but child would also be a Joestar creating a paradox.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What a way to go

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Stark_Naked

so taking into account what moot has said before

Dio wants to be a little girl?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

what if gyro and hot pants lived

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
Wait, is the mother a Joestar or a Zeppeli? This is incredibly important.

If the mother is a Joestar, the baby would die in the womb. If its a Zeppeli, she'd die in childbirth.

@CouchChiller
Well, he DOES hang around Priests all day.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@happy_sad
Already happened. Jolyne was the product of that union.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
Yes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@King_Martha
I'm guessing the curse would just reflect on the parents and mom would die in child-birth and the dad die due to reasons and the kid would be an orphan

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone got the pic of dio dying and in his pov he sees johnathan.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
What if they're two kids somehow? Which one would die first?

Inmate
Inmate

@New_Cliche
The one with more Zeppeli genes, obviously

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
How would twins change the situation?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Booteefool
So, If the mom is a Zepelli the kid lives.

But how would the kid die? Protecting himself? Protecting his dad?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Harmless_Venom
Probably protecting his dad, then we get a reverse Jonathan. Dad watches his son die and his hamon/stand awakens from it.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Just finished Stone Ocean today. I didn't care for Part 5 as much as other parts so wasn't expecting much, but holy shit that was great. It had next to none of the problems Vento Aureo had, and had second bestJoJo so far. I mean I only have a vague idea of what the hell was going on at the end, but it was a fantastic way to end that universe.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

What would happen if Gyro and Hot Pants lived?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SomethingNew

then they'd be alive?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@JunkTop
gyro and hot pants die
the boy died later of a cold
johnny died later of a rock
AU AU Diego gets The World
Pocoloco wins the race.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why does act 3 exist again?

Summon act 2
shoot guy with a "freezing" sound or a "sinking" sound
Now you have act 3's freeze but with unlimited range

TechHater
TechHater

@SomethingNew
nothing. Only thing that might change is johnny if Gyro lived. Hotpants would have gone back to no one gives a own in Italy and died an old nun.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

In the first or second episode of the anime (Cant remember), where Danny gets burned alive, was I the only one who originally thought it was Dio in the box?

I thought he got cranky and was pouting in there for some reason, and got burned alive.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@haveahappyday
yes

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StonedTime
to give Koichi a human shaped stand. also iirc Echo is a joke of Cell's forms and Koichi is gohan so you know.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
Koichi gets act 3
only ever uses freeze
fucking why? his stand has so much potential and he only tries out like 4 or 5 "actions"
I guess Araki made up for that with "In a Silent Way" but still

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@haveahappyday

I thought he got cranky and was pouting in there for some reason, and got burned alive.

that would've been pretty bizarre, not really an adventure

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SniperGod

Thanks, user, now I don't have to wrrryyyd the manga like you all say. That part looked so shitty, thanks for getting that out of the way.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Gigastrength

Well I wasnt really into the series, I saw Dio was popular on the internet beforehand though
, so I was surprised how so little screentime could have gotten him so famous.

I soon found out it wasnt true, but looking back now it was a funny thought.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

r8 Jojo openings

Without SFX:

2>1>4>3

With SFX:

4>1>3>2

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Gigastrength
But imagine how fucking convenient it would be for Jonathan for not dealing with him and the British government for not deporting him to Australia

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
Without:
1 > 4 > 2 >3
I agree with the including SFX

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@TurtleCat

Part 2's SFX was way to anticlimactic

woopty doo, a "SWIIISH" when Joseph uses his Clackers, so good.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Burnblaze

Without
2>4(DIO)>1> 4>3

With

1=2>4>3

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lord_Tryzalot
Yep

farquit
farquit

Doppio is awesome his fight with Matallica was pretty good.

Evilember
Evilember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ZW05eOwe8

RumChicken
RumChicken

@SniperWish
I love Araki

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperWish
Araki please. I never fell off a tree when climbing in my life, i'm not going to stop now.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evilember
Fuck you, l cried

Techpill
Techpill

@SniperWish
That image would make a cool background, but its way too big, you'll only get the full view of Kakyoin, Avdol, Josuke, Iggy, Polnareff and Reimi

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@SniperWish
Okuyasu looking at a dead womans panties

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
I'm not sorry
@Techpill
also, image of the part 4 characters from this

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC

he's going to need The Hand for this one

especially since she's a ghost

Spamalot
Spamalot

@ZeroReborn
So I guess you could say Okuyasu is a rather [spoilers]handy[/spoilers] guy to have around

askme
askme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQaUmC0gKo

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spamalot
[spoilers][/spoilers]

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@w8t4u
Jonathan is a bleeding heart boyscout to his very core. Any apprehension he'd have would melt eventually.

Until he learns he's Dio's buttbuddy, that is.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StonedTime
Act 3 can beat the shit out of things. Act 2 requires set-up and Act 1 is so weak it can be beaten up by an ordinary human.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Part 5
Moody blue got "one" fight
Spice Girl got one fight
Purple Haze got one fight
Aerosmith got a couple of fights

Sex Pistol got a decent amount of action
Gold Experience got good amount of action
Sticky Fingers got great amount of action
Bruno is an attention hog.

Soft_member
Soft_member

want to start jojo
halfway through part 1
Please tell me it gets better, and that this part is only shit because of how dated it is. I love the idea of Stands, and the later parts sound amazing, but magic sun kungfu and aztec vampires is not what I enjoy.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Soft_member
Leave now. Spoilers inbound.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Soft_member
too bad, just watch the anime for part 1 and 2 if you really have to faggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Carnalpleasure
So can act 2, just use a sound of somebody getting punched.

@Soft_member
Yes, it does get better. You watching the anime or reading the manga? If you are doing the manga, I suggest switching to the anime. Part 2 still has the magic sun kungfu and aztec vampires but it's handled way better and blows part 1 out of the water. Part 3 is a lot like 1 in that it's expiermenting with the setting and concepts (Stands) to see what can be done before they really do good shit with it in the next one, but it's still way better then 1.

IMO:
2>4>>6>>3>5>1

Most people say 7 is easily the best, so there's that as well.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Stardust Crusaders anime was announced six months after season 1 ended

Welp, we still have three months until we can start panicking about Part 4.

Bidwell
Bidwell

You will never have Bohemian Rhapsody, and use it to make your 2D husbando real

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Soft_member
Outside of JoJo, what are your favourite anime shows?
I really enjoyed part 1, mainly as a huge 80s anime and big HnK fan, it might actually be an acquired taste now that I think about it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Bidwell
Frogposting
Fuck off.

5mileys
5mileys

head canon time
the reason why Fugo pussied out and didn't join back up with Bruno and crew was because he already knew who Diavolo was and partly knew what King Crimson's ability was. Since he knew he didn't join them because he knew they'd be fucked.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
five years ago
last year of highschool
last day of first semester before exams
pretty much nobody coming to school and the teachers have already finished reviews
bring Pokemon to play all day
check hours logged into game on bus
504 hours
finish six hour school day
get on bus home
save game
513 hours

How the fuck?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell

It works on memes. If anything you'll summon Pepe and he'll attack you for being a normie

Evilember
Evilember

@TurtleCat

Moody Blues getting one fight was fine. It was far more of a utility stand and it served it's purpose well.

Spice Girl was a lame stand anyways and only existed so that Diavolo could take control of her.

Purple Haze is bullshit, such an awesome stand and it only gets one fight that basically isn't even a real fight anyways.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@5mileys

You'd think if he knew that he'd be more likely to join them because knowing shit about the boss gets your ass killed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
Fuck off, normie piece of trash.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Gigastrength
Pepe is definition of normalfag trash now, don't kid yourself.
Also, rule 1 of Sheeky Forums.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Gigastrength
normie
frogposting
>>>/facebook/
Fuck off, faggot.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Evilember
as much as i love Purple Haze, he'd have been a tough one to keep around with his virus.

1. He just kills all the bad guys with his virus making everything super simple
2. He could kill out of his allies. (if giorno isn't around to give the antidote.)
3. He'd have to show more abilities/tricks other wise his stand would be a one trick pony.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RumChicken
From what I hear Purple Haze Feedback does a good job balancing it, but I have yet to read it myself.

askme
askme

Why is there so little Jolyne porn

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@askme
implying jojo is hetrosexual

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller

WHERES MY LESBIAN POOOOOOOOORN

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Ignoramus
I have some, but I just got done with a 3 day ban for posting that image of Doppio using a dick as a phone

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
Why is there so little Erina porn?
Why is there so little Suzie Q porn?
Why is there so little Runaway Girl porn?
Why is there so little Yukako porn?
Why is there so little Trish porn?
Why is there so little Hot Pants porn?

And the list goes on.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BlogWobbles

There's little porn in general.

Runaway Girl

You mean Jolyne's Mom?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
Theres not tons of female JoJo porn, but I have seen Erina sounding Dio

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Lunatick
Oh, there's plenty of porn for the males. You'll literally drown in it.

And yes

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BlogWobbles
Erina porn
What kind of monster would want this?

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
I once saw her fuck Dio with a strapon, it was in moon, so I couldnt read it, but I just like to imagine it was her yelling "YOUR FIRST WASNT JOJO, IT WAS I, ERINA!"

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
Wouldn't be the first time that joke was made.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken

Wasn't that the reason he tried writing off Abdol and Kakyoin? Avdol for being a one note fire mage and Kakyoin for being too versatile? He even dropped the painting attack and marionette because it did too much

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lunatick

Jolyne's mom is filthy Jersey Shore guido scum. That's why he left her, his heart belonged to the Filipino loli

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@LuckyDusty
She was a Flip?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
I thought she was from Hong Kong.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew

Or Singaporean. Some sort of island.

She said that her dad was in Hong Kong but she could have lied

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What if stands were based off folklore and cryptids.

takes2long
takes2long

@BlogWobbles
Coyote
Whatever song you sing starts to affect or influence the physical world

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BlogWobbles

I'd love folklore-based stands, especially considering all the wild shit that tends to happen in old stories. It could work.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
I want to see Jolyne's reaction to finding out that her father had another kid with a younger and completely different woman.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I've been rereading the interviews on Doc's imgur, good stuff

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@DeathDog
and the last of them

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Supergrass
@takes2long
He could have spaced these a big better with the pictures.

It bugs me

King_Martha
King_Martha

@takes2long
make sure to watch up to the last second!
no teaser
Fuck you, doughnut man.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@King_Martha
that was teased more then the next anime

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Snarelure

but watching Polnareff's last smile I can't help but feel that there's a bright future waiting ahead of him.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
I wouldn't be sad if they just skipped to Part 7

w8t4u
w8t4u

@ZeroReborn
Nothing like being a cripple that becomes a turtle

Techpill
Techpill

@farquit

Neither would I. Although I definitely want to see part 4 and 5 animated.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
implying skipping is ever acceptable let alone an improvement

Nojokur
Nojokur

@farquit
BUT THEY GOTTA DO PART 4 FIRST. THEN SKIP TO PART 7

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Boy_vs_Girl
Realistic edition:
Bluford
Santana
Shadow DIO play the game faggots
Okuyasu
Notorious BIG
Weather
Diego, either one but preferably both (both in the same character!?!??!)
Yotsuyu

Seriously though, DIO from another universe would be sick. They could really do whatever they wanted with him, since he was only in a few chapters. Weaker DIO but with more tricks?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
That's your fault. You even said when you posted it that you got a 3 day ban for posting the same picture.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@ZeroReborn
Someone needs to tell the VA to read the manga

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Harmless_Venom
That was another guy that got banned, that was my first ban

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
We sort of got a teaser. They added a scene in where Jotaro looks at the photo, and it's sort of a reference to the beginning of 5, I think.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@farquit
No, no.
Part 4 first, then we go to part 7.

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
You'd think he'd be the best at killing the boss.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Skullbone
implying you wouldn't want to spend eternity living inside a turtle while listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@viagrandad
I want to see KABUTOMUSHI in motion, so they should do Part 6 as well.

Techpill
Techpill

@viagrandad
no, no, no. we get 4, then 5, then 6, and then 7

WebTool
WebTool

reading SBR
power is a napkin
fate is a tennis ball
multiverse is a bath sponge

Wat

TechHater
TechHater

@Illusionz
I know that feel, bro. It wasn't even a good picture.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Poker_Star
If you removed the key from Coco Jambo, would Polnareff just fuck off and go to Heaven?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Deadlyinx
@Techpill
No, no. Part 4, then Part 7, then Part 6, then Part 5.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperWish
diver down proposing to stone free, while star platinum pranks him with a shit-eating grin
excellent
Also whats that stand with several eyes just above the world?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sir_Gallonhead
I hope when they get to Part 7 in 2050 that it doesn't look like shit.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@StrangeWizard
It would be extremely painful.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Cant we all just admit that english dub was superior to original, already?
Nothing shameful in that

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Soft_member
Grateful Dead

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sharpcharm
Not this shit again.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Sharpcharm
No.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperWish
Cheap Trick is a backpack

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Carnalpleasure
He's a big tortoise.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Sharpcharm
Nice bait, Pesci.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Crazy_Nice
F-for you.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@eGremlin
@BinaryMan
its a funny character, lets hire Sugita!

implying this fag even fits Joseph

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

How could the part 5 crew have seriously stopped Diavolo without resorting to any requiems.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Deadlyinx
Better than Joseph sounding like the baby from Family Guy.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Fried_Sushi
Lure him somewhere and set up 11 seconds worth of explosives.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Fried_Sushi
Find a way to embed an inorganic object into him and turn it into a whale with Gold Experience.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fried_Sushi

If Fugo used the same trick Polnareff used to hti Diavolo but with Purple Haze Diavolo would be dead.

If Giorno used his consciousness speeding ability that he used on Bruno at the start he could have tricked Diavolo in to thinking he did the right thing during his erased time and then killed him when it turned out he hadn't done anything. His damage reflection would have also come in handy.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi
Phone Jotaro and ask him to fire a nuke

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@LuckyDusty
All-out Stand war between Japan and Italy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

If Diavolo deletes 10 seconds in time, does it mean the whole world occasionally derps?
I imagine one such 10 second blip with destroy economy of several countries and crash some planes.
If Mandom rewinds 6 seconds, does it mean the entire world experiences heavy fucking deja vu once in a while?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@LuckyDusty
Jotaro, I know you killed my two dads, but can you nuke Italy?
stop prank calling me, you twink faggot

idontknow
idontknow

@Nude_Bikergirl
crash some planes.
With no survivors?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@King_Martha
Get Polnareff to do it.
"hey jotaro could you nuke italy for me"
"why"
"this faggot wants to be a GANGSTAR"
"that sounds fucking stupid"
"do it anyways"
"i don't even have nukes"

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
I don't think the Mandom ability left the forest, and the furthest Diavolo's ability was shown to extend was maybe a small town.

But if it was planet wide then yeah seems likely, goes along with the theme of the stronger the power the more misfortune it has to bring to others in order to balance all out to zero.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
If Diavolo deletes 10 seconds in time, does it mean the whole world occasionally derps?
It has to be a localized effect. The only universal abilities seem to be Time Stop and MiH.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Carnalpleasure
Polnareff can't even phone people, how do you expect him to get a nuke?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
It has to be a localized effect.
How do you erase time 'locally'?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Nude_Bikergirl

I imagine one such 10 second blip with destroy economy of several countries and crash some planes.

You don't understand the power. You don't act like a retard in the erased time, you do exactly what you would have done anyways, you just don't remember doing it.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
How do you erase time? What a stupid question.

Everyone but Diavolo functions as they normally would have during skipped time, so the memory erasure must be local.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@DeathDog

Bohemian Rhapsody also.

5mileys
5mileys

Getting fucked by your stand while he gives you a reach around would probably be the greatest feeling ever. You get your prostate simulated, a handjob, the feeling of fucking someone in the ass at up to FTL speeds depending on your stand's speed.

Methshot
Methshot

@DeathDog
wow, imagine being just outside of it's effective range and seeing people just teleport forward and occasionally look a little confused themselves.

would the people outside have their clocks further back in time than those inside king crimson's range?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@ZeroReborn
Get Giorno to do it.
"goddammit i told you to stop calling me"
"no this is geg-polnareff"
"what do you want"
"nuke italy"
"what"

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Nude_Bikergirl
If DIO stops time for 5 seconds, does Jotaro suddenly find himself frozen for no reason on his way to Egypt?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@5mileys
You will never be DP'd by Whitesnake and Killer Queen

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Carnalpleasure
@Sharpcharm
"Please kill yourself"

Lunatick
Lunatick

@DeathDog
he wasn't aware of it then, so it's honestly a bit of a mystery

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@DeathDog
I'm pretty sure SP The World only happened in the DIO fight. It was power up bullshit.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Snarelure
being this mad at people who like the same character you like
Flabbergasted.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lunatick
scans when?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Supergrass
Why would BIG get in over Risotto? Or an alt DIO over another character? And why would Okuyasu have any chance of being cut?

Also, Diego is confirmed to be in and, to our knowledge, doesn't have access to The World.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@BunnyJinx
Yasuho / Tsurugi tag team.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
Forever and Coco Jumbo instead of Strength and Mr. President
implying Earth, Wind & Fire is a stand
Also, where is Love Deluxe?

farquit
farquit

@whereismyname
Risotto would be just a Mariah clone with invisibility.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sir_Gallonhead
I'd love folklore-based stands, especially considering all the wild shit that tends to happen in old stories. It could work.
Literally just Persona

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@GoogleCat
Cryptids could work.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stark_Naked
We had Sky High, on that note.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@New_Cliche
The amount of time erased drops inverse to the distance you are from KC.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
But that means multiple points of time coexist with each other. Like one place would be +10 seconds and another place further away +5 seconds but they would both be in the same "time". It makes no sense. King Crimson's time erasure should be universal.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Is Paisley Park Yasuho's phone, laptop, and the map lady? Does that mean she never has to buy another phone or computer ever again?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Poker_Star
It's the map lady that effects her phone and laptop.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How the fuck does Araki manage to look younger and younger?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
But what about when Dainenjiyama stepped on the origami phone, and it hurt both Yasuho and Tsurugi?

likme
likme

@whereismyname
Tsurugi's stand is origami and turned Yasuho's phone into origami, which was already under the effects of Paisley Park.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Fuzzy_Logic
「SUTANDO」

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Poker_Star
It just works with them. Her last laptop was destroyed by the tornado and she had a new one the next day.

She has been spending quite a lot of money what with the DNA tests and all. I wonder what's that part time job she mentioned.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@5mileys
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE
Is this a predator reference?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Fuzzy_Logic
just for keks

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Soft_member
Once when I got a boner and I hadn't shaved my pubes for months and my dick became flaccid and pulled some of the hair in behind the foreskin and it was really painful getting the hair out.

That's when I thought "This... this must be the work of an enemy stand!"

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TreeEater
I got a boner
Kira please

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
L-lewd.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@haveahappyday
You are thinking about it on the macro scale and not the micro scale.

Think Xeno's paradox. 1/2 might be far away from 1/1, but it's an infintely small amount of space away from another division and so on untill it hits 1/1.

also, time passage irl is relative, that's what the theory of relativity is.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@ZeroReborn
The thing about Zeno's paradox is that it makes sense whilst also being stupid. Say we took 10 and halved it over and over an infinite amount of times, the sum of those halves both equals and doesn't equal 10. There is always a space, however small, between that number and 10 but it still adds up to 10.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Lord_Tryzalot
it makes sense whilst also being stupid.

You mean like stand powers in general?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@haveahappyday
King Crimson does not erase time, just Epitaph's predictions and people's memory.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BunnyJinx
Naturally.
Also, SHA is so fucking cool and creepy, really wish there was more of it. It's a shame Araki had to use an asspull logic that Josuke can send it back to Killer Queen with CD or something. Why couldn't Josuke do that with other stands that use projectiles?

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
It's even more bullshit when you consider the fact that Josuke did the same thing to Okuyasu, and he flew to the hand instead of the hand flying to him.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
Why couldn't Josuke do that with other stands that use projectiles?
Crazy Diamond needs to touch the projectile, he couldn't do it against Ratts because touching them means you are fucked.

Since Stray Cat's projectile aren't part of the stand it is useless. Also touching the bubble would make Crazy D. explode

@TechHater
Josuke can change how it works at will, sometimes the small part fly to the big one and sometimes backwards.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
Josuke can change how it works at will, sometimes the small part fly to the big one and sometimes backwards.
Then why didn't he make it so Kira came back to the hand?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TurtleCat
isnt there a spin off with purple haze though?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CouchChiller
He thought they could go after the hand without problems. Not his most brilliant moment.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
Not canon.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
Since Stray Cat's projectile aren't part of the stand it is useless. Also touching the bubble would make Crazy D. explode
Also, why didn't Kira just use ordinary, non-charged projectiles at Josuke when he was busy thinking whether to touch Okuyasu or not? Like, they're pretty strong on their own, a couple of those would be enough to kill/severely wound him, right?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@happy_sad
Why can Kira even control those things? It's not his stand.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
They're under his control after he decides to turn them into bombs, I think. Maybe he turns them into something like a manual SHA.

farquit
farquit

Are there any Cromartie/JoJo Crossovers?
Fuck, I love me some Cromartie.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@GoogleCat
It has stuff like Tonio having a drug dealer brother so I doubt it's canon. But it's really good regardless.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@farquit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kan2zAYoja8

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Firespawn
What's with the nips and Part 5? It's written like shit, even without the bad translation.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
It was a serious comic about super heroes released in the 90's.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Firespawn
Is Cromartie Highschool worth picking up? It looks pretty good.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@StonedTime
It existed during the mid-to-late 90's, why do you think?

It's Japanese 90's kids.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Emberfire
@TechHater
@Sharpcharm
The better question is why act 3 freeze wieghed downn Kira but giorno and koichi killing black sabbath didn't do shit to Polpo

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
Kira's sheer heart attack isn't a true automatic stand, but part of Killer Queen's left hand. If Killer queen was automatic, 3 FREEZE would have had no effect on Kira. Black Sabbath is a true automatic stand.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
Yes.
It's fantastic, and as a fan of JoJo you'll probably love it since it's just if not more whacky and bizarre.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHFySGxccKc

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Raving_Cute
Some stand users aren't affected to the damage taken to the stand.

Like Thoth, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Fool, Superfly, Geb, etc.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Raving_Cute
Black Sabbath is an automatic stand. Those don't damage their users.

SHA is part of Killer Queen. It's one of its attacks, not a stand of its own, and thus has the same attributes and effects as Killer Queen other than indestructibility.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@BinaryMan
Cromartie High is a masterpiece.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
dub is actually good

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fried_Sushi
RHCP is weird. It's not automatic. Akira should have been electrocuted when it short-circuited.

The Fool and Geb aren't affected when physically attacked due to their components. They probably can still be damaged if their elemental weakness is exploited (Geb would have most likely rekt Iggy if N'Doul had bothered to attack him. And Avdol would have defeated N'Doul if he had managed to vaporize Geb like he intended).

Thoth and Superfly are automatic, I think, so it makes sense.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Spamalot
Geb would have most likely rekt Iggy if N'Doul had bothered to attack him. And Avdol would have defeated N'Doul if he had managed to vaporize Geb like he intended
Maybe not, since Angelo wasn't affected by Aqua Necklace's evaporation. But later he was affected by it's shaking, so it's weird.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Is Silver Chariot Requiem an automatic stand?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Need_TLC
The user is dead, so yes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Firespawn
Is Stray Cat an automatic stand?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Boy_vs_Girl
die while stand power is awakening
get buried
reincarnated as your stand that people can see
Stray cat is fucking bizarre.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Sharpcharm
That's not even mentioning the fact that the "Thing" it reincarnated into was plant with functioning body parts that of an animal, how the fuck did that even happen?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Burnblaze
Openings
3 > 1 > 4 > 2
Songs
2 > 1 > 3 > 4

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Sharpcharm
And Yoshihiro was a ghost stand user inside a photograph. Kira had bizarre allies.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fuck it just hit me that Stray Cat liked Kira because his stand is a cat. God I feel retarded.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

So was Anubis' sword the user and the dogface man the stand or what? Why couldn't the dogface man pick the sword out of the water?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Why wasn't Joseph racist?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What a waste of a potentially interesting character.
Why did the part even begin with this guy?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
Holy shit
Josuke can't send it back with CD, it only worked that time because he hit the severed hand, and since SHA is linked to the hand it moves accordingly.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@AwesomeTucker
Then why didn't he just heal the hand?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@w8t4u
He fucking did?He turned the hand in its original place. that's why SHA came back to kira too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Sir_Gallonhead
Araki realized he could make the end about the actual race and feature Sandman or fanservice with Diego making Sandman just one of his shenanigans

Nojokur
Nojokur

How did mountain tim survived getting his face and body blown to pieces but he died because Blackmore cut his face in half?

likme
likme

Jojo is gay

TreeEater
TreeEater

@cum2soon
He healed SHA, making the hand go to Kira. If he healed the hand Kira would come flying to the hand.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Sir_Gallonhead
I bet Pocoloco bought the land, he always lived counting clouds and gained a fuckton of money he didn't know how to spend

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@BlogWobbles
As for cryptids, we did get the rods stand in part 6.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Sharpcharm
Dub
Superior
For any character other than Joseph
I fucking loved Patrick Seitz as Dio, and I'll still admit he's not superior.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@happy_sad
he doesn't like JYB as Jonathan, especially when the accent slips

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Need_TLC
Similar but not really.

Requiem stands don't die with their users, much like stands bound to an object, but they have a will of their own, so once their user dies they essentially go rogue. Automatic stands have a condition that triggers their activation, Requiems just act on their own like GER did to protect Giorno.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Need_TLC
No,it's like Anubis or Cheap trick. Specifically,silver chariot requiem does everything it can to fulfill Polnareff wish to not let the arrow to get stolen.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@RumChicken
Because he's best boy, and bet boys aren't degenerates.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@likme
Is there even a single explicitly gay character in JoJo?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
Vanilla ice is pretty gay

askme
askme

@BunnyJinx
DIO and Scarlet Valetine are bisexual and some minor Part 5 villain is a faggot. That's it, no matter what anyone will tell you.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@StrangeWizard
Does that mean Killer Queen is off doing its own thing during Dead Man Questions? Or does that only apply to when its using Bite The Dust?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lord_Tryzalot
Not confirmed.
@askme
Not exclusively gay.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BunnyJinx
Depends on how "explicitly",but Dio was confirmed to be Bi.
That part 5 duo with the tongue stand and the shark basically acted like lovers but that's it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@askme
What about Sorbet and Gelato?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
It's gayer than being straight.

@DeathDog
Unconfirmed.

farquit
farquit

@BunnyJinx
Scarlet is the only "explicitly" gay character, not even DIO acted gay, it was only hinted at. You wouldn't have even known he was a bisexual if Araki hadn't mentioned it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@DeathDog
Just because they were embracing in that flashback it doesn't mean they are gay

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Poker_Star
Killer Queen didn't become Requiem. It was Kira who got stabbed.

When it's the user, the Stand just gets an ability to fulfill the user's need. The Stand needs to be stabbed for it to become Requiem.

If Killer Queen had become Requiem, its appearance and ability would have changed.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@farquit
Now you've triggered the Pucci x Dio posters.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@eGremlin
But DIO wasn't gay for Pucci, Araki mentions this multiple times that he had no romantic feelings for Pucci along with him not having a sexual relationship with him, and Pucci saw DIO as a religious figure.
He, although did mention that it "Might've" escalated into something if DIO didn't die.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CouchChiller
A simpler explanation is that requiem wasn't an existing concept in part 4. Part 5 is so retarded, the whole 'stab yourself to get huge fucking upgrade' thing makes no sense.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@farquit
Scarlet is bi.
Also women can't be gay.

massdebater
massdebater

@RumChicken
Who is smokey?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is there something that hasn't been discussed to death in this thread yet

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@CouchChiller
@ZeroReborn
I'd like to think 5's Requiem effects and Bite The Dust are essentially the same thing, either way. Plus if Killer Queen was a Requiem stand it would explain why Kira didn't use it in DMQ when the house was literally trying to kill him (again?).

Either that or it was a different Kira Yoshikage, but I think Araki himself confirmed that its the same one.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
How about bringing up a topic of discussion?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@SomethingNew
Ever heard of a double edged dildo?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
It's called a double sided dildo. A double edged dildo would just have two tips.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Poker_Star
Joseph isn't a degenerate
an under handed scumbag that failed to stay true to his wife in a 50 year marriage

Remember, It was normal to hate negroes at the 30s and only people who wasn't was radical commies, so 100% degenerate

takes2long
takes2long

@Harmless_Venom
Thanks for confirming again why he is best boy.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Harmless_Venom
What if Joseph was colourblind?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@takes2long
a disgrace to the Joestars proud name
cheated on his wife
ever being best boy

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Ignoramus
It wouldn't make sense for him to keep Killer Queen anyway since he's fucking dead, and ghosts don't get stands unless they require death to activate like Yoshihiro's.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Stark_Naked
At least he never punched a poor woman in the face or called his mother a bitch.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@StonedTime
At least he didn't perv on his own mother

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
peeked on his own mom,enjoyed it and probably fapped afterwards
best anything

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BlogWobbles
Kira's Dad had a stand, and he was a ghost. Maybe it's a special family trait to have ghost stands?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@StonedTime
He saved an innocent women from an evil bishounen, saved his mother from super AIDs and protected his wife and daughter from stand users by neglecting them. Jotaro is best boy.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
He punched the woman because he figured out it was Nukesaku, unless you're thinking of something else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6sfGT7QiHI

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
Aren't Anubis and Cheap Trick automatic stands?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
Joseph is incredibly entertaining, In fact the most but he is down right awful as a person.

@CodeBuns
protected his wife and daughter from stand users by neglecting them

Then why start a family in the first place? Jotaro has no justification with that "TO PROTECT THEM" shit.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
His stand required death to activate. Like Stray Cat, Notorious BIG and Limp Bizkit.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
jotaro
not being fucking stupid
ever

FastChef
FastChef

@askme
They're Rogue Stands, if anything.

@Playboyize
Then why start a family in the first place?
So he can talk about dolphins with someone other than Polnareff.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@askme
Cheap Trick maybe, but Anubis doesn't have any special conditions or trigger to its powers, it just needs someone to wield it since the original user is dead.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
We don't know what happened to Killer Queen in Dead Man's Questions. Kira's ghost had it during Part 4 ending, but it is gone during DMQ. Maybe the hands erased Killer Queen.

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
The thought of Jotaro ever having sex is quite unsettling.
inb4 i want star platinum to ora ora my ass

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I'm reading Highway Star again and I forgot just how good of a fight it is. Probably one of the things I'm looking forward most to getting animated, those scenes with Crazy Diamond taking the bike apart will look so fucking sweet.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
the whole 'stab yourself to get huge fucking upgrade' thing makes no sense
Are you implying stands are a mistake? Because you get them in the same way.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@CouchChiller
@Ignoramus
My idea is that KQ:BtD was constandtly evolving towards being a Requiem-tier stand, since it was getting progressively stronger (hence development potential A) but didn't reach it's full power because of Kira's death. I mean, hell, it's gotten to the point where Kira wasn't even afraid of Jotaro's timestop.
So, I think getting stabbed by the arrow is the same as stabbing your stand in a long run, it just takes time for your power drug to kick in. But stabbing your Stand is more efficient, since it's a direct injection of bullshit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BlogWobbles
Yoshihiro's stand require death to activate
That's Notorious B.I.G., we don't know how Yoshihiro can have a stand.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@idontknow
Is there a Jojo other Joseph that isn't?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
Is there even a single explicitly straight character in JoJo?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RumChicken
He's British.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sir_Gallonhead
Jolyne.

@cum2soon
All of them bar three.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
British can't be racist

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@lostmypassword
So is this confirming that Togashi is a Rock Human?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm somewhat scared of it being animated because it'll either eat the half of the budget remaining from licensing ED songs and doom the rest of the episodes to QUALITY-gatory or it'll be cheapened as shit to save budget.

askme
askme

@lostmypassword
But nobody explicitly mentions being straight, user. They could be bisexual for all you know.

WebTool
WebTool

@askme
And nothing mentions them being gay. Is it safe to assume they're all asexual?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
Araki mentioned once that Dio couldn't truly love Pucci or anyone else because Dio was too selfish to love anyone other than himself.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sir_Gallonhead
All of them.

takes2long
takes2long

@Sir_Gallonhead
Isn't what?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Playboyize
Stabing yourself = upgrading your stand
Stabing your stand = changing your stand ability for an OP as fuck different one

But then we see how Giorno wasn't affected by being stabed in the hand and same for King Crimson.

Maybe Gold Experience's ability to heal was its upgrade discovered a few days later, but we still don't have an explanation to King Crimson. Maybe you can only have a Requiem if your heart is pure?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
It's not that he's too selfish it's that he's incapable of love.
DIO never entertained those emotions.

farquit
farquit

@Skullbone
I remember that it was basically because he could never care about anyone but himself.

farquit
farquit

@RumChicken
When an autor write good characters, they are always good according the period the autor is writing and not the period the character is living. Because if they looked like bad guys according to the period the autor is writing the readers wouldn't sympathize with them.

That's why characters like Joseph or Steve Rogers are so progresive for the period they were living.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@farquit
He mentioned before that he considered Jonathan his one and only equal, so he is capable of considering and placing a human being on the same Tier that he's on. He also mentions wanting to live together with Jonathan as him being a part of his body, so he at the very least cares about a select few people, same with Pucci.
DIO is just incapable of love.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Carnalpleasure
Didn't Dio love his mother? Wasn't that the reason he hated his father?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
Pucci wouldn't have returned the love, anyway. He loved him as he loved God, not in a romantic ways. Seems like they were just bros.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SniperGod
Pucci wouldn't have returned the love
Love
Learn how to fucking read.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
anyway
Learn to read and keep up with a conversation.

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
He hated his father cause Dario was a fucking degenerate, though I'm fairly sure he probably did love his mother before he got vamped. Afterwards? Who knows.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
DIO cares about people, It's just not love.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Boy_vs_Girl
Why don't you learn how to properly use commas first?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@New_Cliche
Why don't you stop moving the goalposts?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Steve Rogers are so progresive for the period they were living.

Actually, Captain America started in 1941 and the comic books industry was always heavily far left and progressive, so even back in back in the day he wasn't a racist (except due to the dirty gooks due to you know, WW2)

Also, In fact he was still racist against japs even in the new movie, when he saw there was an asian man that was part of the group being rescued he goes, "Are we taking everyone now?" with a condescendingly tone.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
There's no goalpost to be moved.
Pucci wouldn't have returned the love, anyway. He loved him as he loved God
The comma separates the statement.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Post your JoJo gifs, Sheeky Forums

Firespawn
Firespawn

@FastChef
panel is transparent

SniperWish
SniperWish

What's the strength of Jojo characters relative to other shonen?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@5mileys
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKK0Qf5UmDs
you are all faggots

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Inmate
This advert confused the fuck out of me when I was first watching the anime. I thought Star Platinum was the enemy of Part 3.

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperWish
Doesn't matter because if you care about cross powerlevel you are a faggot

askme
askme

@SniperWish
Very weak.
The vast majority has normal human resistance and get easily fucked up when compared to characters like Goku or Luffy who can take a mega steel-coated mach 50 superpunch to the face and recover a chapter later with a rage power up.

That said, the main villains could all stand a chance. Dio, Kira and Diavolo would be deadly if they managed to get close and personal without being 1HKO'd, and Ultimate Lifeform Kars/MiH Pucci could probably stand a fair chance against the average shonen protag.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I love and would cum inside Pucci!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@askme
rage power up
Is there a greater cancer in Shonen than this?
Character gets beaten fair and square because they're not strong enough/didn't use their brain
BLAARGH I'M FUCKING ANGRY NOW WHICH MAKES ME INSTANTLY STRONG ENOUGH TO TAKE EVERYTHING YOU THROW AT ME ALSO I WIN LOL

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
Jotaro and I guess Jonathan are guilty of this. But I like JoJo so they don't count.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
rage power up
Is there a greater cancer in Shonen than this?
Friendship power up.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Crazy_Nice
I'm new to watching Jojo but what amazes me is the creativity of the fights. On occasion it feels like an asspull at times but I really like how thought goes into them.

takes2long
takes2long

@Emberfire
Danny dies

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Emberfire
Part 2 goes too creative and just resorts to asspulls. Part 4 and 6 are when the fights get really creative, like turning your body into a mobius strip so you don't get turned inside out by a Gay Priest.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberfire
someone get the spoiler gif

askme
askme

@SniperWish
You can't just lump all battle shonen together, it doesn't work that way. And there is no real "Average" powerlevel.
They are very varied, but to be honest GER is still one incredibly broken ability.

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