Who likes flat chested girls?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Who likes flat chested girls?

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Tomoko queen of flat chest.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I like both extremes, huge and flat, anything in between is sorta boring.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BlogWobbles
immortal lolis with centuries of sexual experience are the best

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BlogWobbles
only if they're tomboys, though

Reizei Mako is an exception

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Me.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@BlogWobbles
I like loli and that's a huge part of the package.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Why not both?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Chippai a best.

Inmate
Inmate

I like flat chested girls.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Don't see how you could. It boggles the mind.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Yes, yes I do.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

This board is awful.

farquit
farquit

@VisualMaster
I know, those fat fetishists are ruining it.

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
You mean she'd have one huge boob and one flat one? That'd be super weird, man.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
I'm more interested in those abdominal muscles

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Reminder

King_Martha
King_Martha

I usually prefer big ones but some girls make flat work.

Inmate
Inmate

@girlDog
Dont judge me you nerd

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I wish we could make all the chests flat.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Whose this succubus

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@BlogWobbles
@AwesomeTucker
Flat chests are boring

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles
Only if they have wide hips and a nice round ass I can really sink my teeth into.

takes2long
takes2long

@idontknow
this guy gets it

who the fuck cares as long as the ass

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx

Not knowing Tifa

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
There's nothing boring about flat.
My waifu is flatter than the girl who gets laughed at all the time for being flat.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@BunnyJinx
But there's nothing there, its just boring.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@takes2long
I have to say tits are important, even more so than the rump and I' not even Irish.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BlogWobbles
Sheeky Forums does.

@hairygrape
Eternal lolis are best lolis.

5mileys
5mileys

@King_Martha
i bet he doesnt touch them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@5mileys
But he does.

likme
likme

@Lord_Tryzalot
There doesn't have to be something there for you enjoy it.
"Since most girls have breasts, the flat girls are the diamonds that everyone should look for, while cowtits are just lumps of coal!"
"If you don't have this mound of flesh to keep you away, you can get as close as you want to you're waifu"
Also I haven't seen a single cowtit that looked cute, while dfc looks consistently cute.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot
They aren't boring, they're minimalist and wonderfully aesthetic.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BlogWobbles
I want to do things to Miyu.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@likme
@BlogWobbles
But who's talking about cowtits?

Small or medium breasts look a lot cuter than a completely flat chest with nothing there.

FastChef
FastChef

@BlogWobbles
Of course I do, but I have to honest and say that lately I've been more into just barely any chest over completely flat.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
I would go as far as saying that a flat chest accentuates the ass in a way that a huge pair of knockers couldn't. It creates an immense level of gap moe that such an adorable, dainty little flat-chested thing could have such a fat, sexy ass. And if she's got those thick creamy thighs to go with it then grab your raincoats folks because it's monsoon season courtesy of my penis. And in addition to all that, those small breasts with those tiny little pink nipples are extremely charming. The perfect blend of cute and sexy reflected in barely less than a handful of a girl's most motherly features.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Garbage Can Lid
While I do agree that small or medium do look nice, I must continue to pay loyalty to flat chests.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why yes of course.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@BlogWobbles
Flat is the best thing ever.

WebTool
WebTool

@VisualMaster

Anime Sex and Deviance the image board. Whoever can have the most extreme fetishes is the winner. I'm surprised I don't see more people trying to write doujins here or something.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Fags.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@King_Martha
Please do not sexualise the Kino.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BlogWobbles
Blossoming buds > DFC >>> cowtits

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@FastChef
Those are also good. Flat or near flat is the best.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@StonedTime
See you when you mature past the breastfeeding stage.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@MPmaster
It would be a crime to let her perfectness go unnoticed.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@WebTool
But if we made it, it'd be western. Western is objectively the shittest tag.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@FastChef
I am in full agreement, the only time I'm able to go completely flat is when I'm squarely in loli territory, but nothing beats small, budding breasts. Just barely enough to grab onto and suckle on is just about the perfect amount.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster
There is nothing wrong with sexualized Kino. Remember that afterward at the beginning of one volume where Hermes talked about the time a school of fish brushed up against her naked body and made her moan in an erotic way?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
The Physical Principles of the Quantum Theory by Werner Heisenberg

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Playboyize
small budding breasts
Excellent tastes.

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
This guy gets it

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
where Hermes talked about the time a school of fish brushed up against her naked body and made her moan in an erotic way?
Source.

Also, there was that one time where a dude jumped out of a bush while she was bathing in the nude in a nearby river. She shot him in the chest with Cannon and he died, because she thought he was a robber.

Kino also nearly got forcibly wed to a dude after nearly getting drugged. It ended with all the adults in that tribe burning to death trying to save their grass.

Kino also was once offered sex when visiting a country full of clones. She declined.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Flat is good.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Spamalot
purposefully or "oops i tripped and fell into your breasts"?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SomethingNew
Oh, no.
Her twintails.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
I've always considered myself a boobguy, but recently I've come to realize that the ass is the foundation to a great pair.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Ignoramus
It was at the beginning of volume 9. AfterKino.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@hairygrape
I am intrigued

Emberfire
Emberfire

all these gays in this thread
Suzuka-hime here to solve all your homo problems

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
“You’re really asking for it… Well then dear readers, shall we talk about the time when Kino swam stark naked and uttered strange noises as her body was caressed by swarms of fish?”

“Wha—! Wait! Hold it right there, Hermes!”

“Ah, awake at last. Now then, ‘Once, we found a clear stream in a forest…”

“Wait! They’ll know if you tell them! They’ll find out!”

“There’s no use arguing about it now. ‘Since there was nobody, she stripped down, underwear and all…”

“Gah! I’ll s-shoot! I’ll shoot you if you don’t stop!”

“Killing me means killing your freedom. ‘And jumped in…”

“I’ll only fire a warning shot! —Bang! Rat-tat-tat!”

God, that's adorably cute.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@SniperWish
Boner achieved.

Methshot
Methshot

There's nothing wrong about liking flat-chested girls.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methshot
I was wondering how long it would take for you fags to show up.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@iluvmen
"So I asked her, 'What's wrong?' But she only giggled —'Kya! It tickles!' —and ignored me..."

Booteefool
Booteefool

@whereismyname
Wasn't there also the time that Kino had to wear something really embarrassing just so she could stay at a country?

For all the fucked up/cool places she's been to, it's pretty much guaranteed she's been to some downright strange and lewd places as well.

Inmate
Inmate

@StonedTime
Semen demon who

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
Well? What are you going to do now?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@King_Martha
@PurpleCharger
@Stark_Naked
@iluvmen

Kino is love, Kino is life.

You know with all the shit she's seen she'd be down for anything.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BlogWobbles
yes, momiji best girl

Supergrass
Supergrass

@kizzmybutt
more like she'd reject and/or shoot you. even if you are a handsome unicorn user.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@kizzmybutt
I'd actually rather date Gakuen Kino.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

breasts only get in the way of diving

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@kizzmybutt
you will never travel around the world with Kino, protecting her smile and sharing the burdens of the road together
you will never snuggle with Kino to keep warm beneath a sleeping bag during a cold winter night

@Fried_Sushi
I like how her mahou shoujo uniform is just her school uniform.

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
Simple.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
It's entirely different. Her skirt is a few millimeters shorter in mahou shoujo form. I think there was another difference, but it's been a long time since I read it.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Sharpcharm
I think she'd be the one protecting my smile

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BlogWobbles
The greatness of breasts increases the smaller they get; but when they're so small they completely stop existing, so does their appeal.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Bump, for justice.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
What bumps

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BlogWobbles

I recognize that chest.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Best for nipple licking

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I want to violate her in ways that would make baby jebus cry for weekse

girlDog
girlDog

@PurpleCharger
I still have somewhere the first edit.
Thanks for this one.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
I hate to be that guy, but would you happen to be so kind as to deign to provide source?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
Seikoku no Dragonar

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
As long as they sport glasses or are quirky enough otherwise.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Snarelure
Seikoku no Dragonar

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stupidasole
@Garbage Can Lid
Thanks guys.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PurpleCharger
Crotch uncensored?
From what is this even?!

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm fat and time to time I squeeze my male boobs and it feels no different than hugging a pillow therefore huge tits wouldn't make anybody feel good sexually.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Your disgusting flops of fat are just fat, actual boobs have mammary tissue which change the texture significantly.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@kizzmybutt
If i put butter on it, will it feel the same?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Bidwell
No, woman boobs are different from man boobs. But having felt both I can say that flat is better than cowtits.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@SniperGod
No.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod
it will taste the same

King_Martha
King_Martha

It depends.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize

Wouldn't it be a very small part of the package?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperGod
not when you get boob zits, no

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Supergrass
Is it because were the nipples on the small one was much more sensitive?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I like flat christmas cakes.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Firespawn
Absolutely superb taste

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
Partially. Mostly just that the overall feel was better. They started out flat and developed a bit over time, and like others said they were best when they were just barely there. Thankfully that's how they stayed in the end.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

mfw corporate jews will soon create milk that makes every girl have cowtits
media and the world will forget that flat chested woman even exist/can exist

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
My Henneko bro

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
kek

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw I thought Kino was a boy for more time than I'll admit
Never watched the show of course, but always wanted to. I should start soon.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Flameblow
It's good. Though, expect Kino to look more masculine than she is in the LN.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
I don't think she looks masculine in the anime. More like a lump of clay, really.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@whereismyname
Anime Kino's basically female Snufkin, appearance-wise.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Boy_vs_Girl
Australia was only the beginning. Soon flat chests will be outlawed everywhere.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I feel like its rooted in a type of misogyny because breasts are the flower of womanhood.The root in misogyny also explains why you hear so much about being flatchest loving on Sheeky Forums but not much else.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Flat chests are only OK when they have the ass to back it up.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@StonedTime
You mean small, tight, and pert, right?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@StonedTime
You're gross, best butts are bubbly but small.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberfire
Flat chest resistance.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I don't know why so many people associate flat chests with lolis. Flatter chests allow you to be closer to a girl's heart, regardless of her age.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@cum2soon
Because they can't into love

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty
Yes. Inconsistency is the biggest turn off.

Methnerd
Methnerd

When does flat stop being flat?
Where is the limit?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@cum2soon
The majority of people have shit taste, meaning they don't like flat chests. Since they don't like flat chests they slap boobs on any girl they can, but the nature of lolis means you can't just throw on some cowtits like other girls. Because of this most DFC girls are loli, and it creates a cycle where people think of a loli first when they think of flat.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@LuckyDusty
No. I don't do lolis. Although this type is fine.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm
It's an edit, but that's Symphogear.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
Saber's not THAT flat.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@ZeroReborn
I just got fired, thanks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@ZeroReborn
implying that's not a DFC loli cosplaying as Saber

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles
Not me! They suck!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TreeEater
Your welcome bro

5mileys
5mileys

How can you tell the difference between a flat chest and a trap though?

How do you can be sure this isn't actually a trap thread?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@5mileys
Traps would have boyish features. Unless its the case of
draw boy
call it a girl

askme
askme

@BlogWobbles
I'd wish I had a flat chested, short haired cutie.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
It's instinctive. You just know. I've never been fooled by a trap or reverse trap.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TreeEater

Working on a Saturday Night

Kill urself.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Firespawn
Reverse traps are the best

WebTool
WebTool

@Firespawn
You must not have looked at much then.

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
What about
draw girl
call it a boy

FastChef
FastChef

@Nude_Bikergirl
Agreed.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@5mileys
Flat chested girls have vaginas and no penises of any kind (unless they're a futa, then they'd still have the vagina thing going on for them).

Traps have penises.

Pic related used to be a fully-grown adult man with a ponytail, but then he died protecting a disobedient little loli whose name would be something really rude if you changed one of the letters (Poppy), then the little girl ran away from home, took his name and his bike like some sort of pale, white diminutive nigger.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@BlogWobbles
faggots

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber
took his name and his bike like some sort of pale, white diminutive nigger.
The bike told her to, so it's not stealing.

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles

Flat chests best chests.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
In any other situation, I'd call Kino insane, but considering how there's massive ships controlled by robots, talking dogs, small shops that sell nuclear bombs in the middle of a prairie, countries on the backs on massive impossible-to-believe animals/machines, etc., it's not too far-fetched.

Evilember
Evilember

The best tits are those in the zone between DFC and "average."

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
She's so great I don't even care about her bust.

askme
askme

http://i.4cdn.org/o/1440807437594.jpg
fucking love them.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
http://i.4cdn.org/o/1440807437594.jpg

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Evilember
ですわ is an exponential multiplier for any amazing girl.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon

I can just be agree with you at least 1 million times

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
imagine the exterior of my car.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw no cute flat-chested girlfriend for naizuri with lube, when you can feel her heartbeat with you disk, when she presses it against her chest with both hands

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
with you disk

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evilember
dank meme girl

whereismyname
whereismyname

@idontknow
That fucking gif is wonderful

Supergrass
Supergrass

Small is litteraly the best, even for 3D.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Only if pre puberty I like my meat still growing!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Supergrass
3DPD

Kill yourself.

takes2long
takes2long

@Supergrass
Flat pigs are still pigs.
Please don't disgrace my eyes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@BlogWobbles
Me! MEEE!
Do I get to keep this one?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns
@takes2long
I was trying to prove that even for 3DPD, flat is still the best.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Supergrass
not liking cute korean girls

Firespawn
Firespawn

@DeathDog
3DPD
best
literally get aids twice

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Supergrass
Um yeah, not with that body.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
But I like them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Poker_Star
Asians tend to have lovely bodies, but god damn are they ugly.
Can we stop talking about 3DPD now?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Supergrass
DAGA OTOKO DA!

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Poker_Star
Koreans are ugly as fuck in real life. That's why they have the most plastic surgeries per capita in the world. Almost half of women under 30 have gotten at least one operation, anything from nose jobs to regenerated hymens.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
regenerated hymens.
That's real?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperWish
That's because everyone is trying to look like an idol there, they also grind their chin so it's thinnger

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Supergrass
airbrush everywhere. digusting 3dpd shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Dreamworx
Yes. You take the ancien membrane hymen reliquats and put them together. As a membrane after 4 months it regenerate. There is also false hymens.
Actually it can regenerate itself naturally sometimes but it would mean you have a small dick and only put it in once.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

youtube.com/watch?v=ggh8P20nnrw

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BlogWobbles
I do.
But I also like big chested girls.
As a proud lover of boobs, I cherish all sizes.

The volume of big tits which beckons and welcomes you to jump in and embrace the soft touch.
The void of tits on flat chests which are carrying the dreams and hopes of the potential that could be there. Like an ecchi series with no sex.
Leaving you room to imagine what could be there despite something being there yet not in full.

So yes, I like flat chests.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@DeathDog
Nobody cares about 3DPD, fuckface

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Poker_Star
Fuck off.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Emberburn
You don't understand flat chests. There's nothing good in them becoming larger, flat is at its best when you know they'll never become tainted by turning into cowtits.

TechHater
TechHater

Face > balanced proportions COMPARED TO HEIGHT > medium butt/breasts > DFC >>>>>> no butt/breasts >>>>> huge butt/breast

We can all agree, right?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Evilember
Is she really flat with a big bow on her chest? That would be optimal.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@TechHater
Yes.
Face is always first.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

smaller breasts with a nice, plump rump is my most favorite thing in the world. it just looks right to me

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
Too bad the skin has to be shopped extensively.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
Where the hell did you get a picture of my son?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
cute
Maybe the one on the left of the shot.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I like modest boobs, too bad there's no tag. It's either flat or cowtits in hentai

SniperWish
SniperWish

I like both, It just depends on what I feel like.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm so lonely Sheeky Forums. It's so hard to find a nice flat girl.

TechHater
TechHater

@Spazyfool
You can find a bunch of em in the morning waiting for a bus.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TechHater
They won't stay flat forever.

FastChef
FastChef

@lostmypassword
You don't need them forever since there is an infinite supply.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Methnerd
I understand flat chests because I cherish both the mass and the void of mass.
Only by doing so can one achieve bliss to love all tits equally rather than choosing one side or the other.
Only then can one fully understand the joy of the sizes, by loving both equally. Not liking, loving.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spazyfool
As a former normalfag cuck, I can only say one thing: enjoy the 2D as much as you can because not only decent flat girls are actual shit they also are nothing like the 2D counterpart.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@FastChef
You monster

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Give it a longer thought
Realize I love them in all sizes except for doijin tier oversized shit

askme
askme

Flat is justice
If you're not a friend of justice, you're an enemy of mankind.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
COMPARED TO HEIGHT
Some people disagree on what this means.
Are taller girls supposed to be amazonian and muscular or svelte and thin?
Conversely, are shorter girls supposed to be meaty and have childbearing hips or childlike and frail?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
I find it horribly frustrating how most lewds fall on the completely unrealistic extremes.
Why can't artists more commonly appreciate the wonders of happy mediums and less exaggerated proportions?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@w8t4u
They should all be slender.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@SomethingNew
What kind of faggot shit is this? Her fucking hair you fucking creep

RavySnake
RavySnake

@w8t4u
You're a man of fine taste.
Thank you for existing.

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
Am I just too high or does this seem really staged? Like she was told to fake not being able to open the bottle and gave it the other girl who did it really easily.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@idontknow
maybe her hands were moist

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@w8t4u
All tall girls should have flat chests. Bonus points for exposed midriff and self-consciousness.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
No, I'm convinced they were told by the manager to do that, so imagining a submissive/dominant relationship between them with yuri goggles is easier.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@w8t4u
It's just what happens to look good.
All girls should be moderately slim, but the taller they are the better their "curves" look.

Conversely, the shorter the girl is, the less they need curves to be attractive.

Hips are also very height dependent and look better only if the girls waist is proportionally thinner.

Chubby chasers are criminals, though.
Even if you like it "softer", you shouldn't promote unhealthy ways.

Some muscle can be attractive, too much will only make the girls look manlier.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Playboyize
I'm not, that specific thing happens all the time.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BlogWobbles
I would love to say that I do, but the last time that I tried having sweet intimate steamy sex with one, I couldn't get it up. Sucks to be me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Need_TLC

You have excellent taste.

Techpill
Techpill

@Fried_Sushi
Maybe the goggles are just strapped on too strongly...

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
Idols in Korea and Japan have to promote an imagine where they're not actual people, they're more like fictional characters.
Because of that, everything they do and the way they do it is slightly cartoony and unnatural, because they're not real human beings when there's strangers around them, and so their actions seem staged, because they are.
Really doubt they were told to do that, though, it's most likely circumstantial improvisation.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
bitch can't open a bottle
News at eleven.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Yeah, boys are cute.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BlogWobbles
Who likes flat chested girls?
People with shit taste.

Methshot
Methshot

Men

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
that's a nice acceptable size for big tits

it's just that when people think of big tits, it's those disgustingly huge tits. That dragon-something anime with cowtits was one of the worst shit I've sat through.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Methnerd
But they're Koreans.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Supergrass
@DeathDog
don't worry user, i care about 3DPD

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
this comic is even funnier read left to right

idontknow
idontknow

@StonedTime
Lolibutt is great though.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
OMFG THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND ME!
(newfriend here)

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@farquit
I read that as "That flatness turns me into a breast"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

What is the best naizuri doujin.

Techpill
Techpill

@Crazy_Nice
?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Crazy_Nice
You're such a faggot that I'm almost ashamed to like DFC because it means we have something in common.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Why, yes. Yes I do.

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Seriously, fuck fatfags and their "high test" bullshit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RavySnake
Literally this. I can't imagine how weary idols must be of constantly putting on a face.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
Sauce?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Snarelure
Yeah, they must be weary after all that money they're earning.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@cum2soon
Besides, what's tiring about acting cute? Sounds like fun.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

More DFC.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
Literally nobody.

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
Literally

5mileys
5mileys

@New_Cliche
I'd also be ashamed to be a DFCfag, user.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Post more perflat chests

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
くっ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@GoogleCat
Whats the anime at the top?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@idontknow
This is what I mean. Acceptable.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles

I need sauce. artist. girl. everything

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
I'm super fucking new and retarded.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methnerd

Yeah pretty much, just stopping by on my way to another board. Won't you be nice to this tourist?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StrangeWizard
Go kill yourself.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
Wow I thought my board was shit.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass
3DPD
just die user.

Emberfire
Emberfire

itt

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
It probably is.

idontknow
idontknow

@Emberfire
Damn.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
To be fair, they're all shit.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Deadlyinx
I don't think I have a reaction image that can adequately express my revulsion

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
@kizzmybutt
How about this?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Deadlyinx
@kizzmybutt
@Need_TLC
I think only blood puking is adequate enough

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
@Need_TLC
@DeathDog
Behold the pedophiles reaction when confronted with the true and right bosom of a woman. It's the same as sunlight unto a vampire.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lunatick
It's okay user, you don't have to try this hard to make up for not having a brain.

FastChef
FastChef

@Lunatick
I bet you'd love being in the middle of a human centipede

Methshot
Methshot

@Illusionz
i want to touch her abs

TechHater
TechHater

@BlogWobbles
Flat is justice and perflat.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@FastChef
How do you figure?

idontknow
idontknow

@Methshot
just touch? I don't think that's enough, friend.

Bidwell
Bidwell

If you like small chests you like boys.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Bidwell
Better than liking cows.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Fuzzy_Logic
Because you're proud of your shit taste and you try to force it onto other people

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@haveahappyday
But I like big breasts, not cows.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BlogWobbles
Only if they are soft and cute!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Emberfire
kek

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Emberfire
It's not different than when flatfags shitpost in big tit threads. Think of it as a taste of your own medicine.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SomethingNew
HOLY SAUCE
MUH DICK

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
Irony.

Playboyize
Playboyize

If they are a loli yes if not eh

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@GoogleCat
nigga just scroll trough 200 pages of boatslut doujins

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SomethingNew

Tokitsukaze is the cutest and lewdest.

massdebater
massdebater

@Ignoramus
It's not different than when flatfags shitpost in big tit threads. Think of it as a taste of your own medicine.

I lurk in cowtits thread. I don't see any flatfags shitposting on those thread.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@massdebater
I don't see any flatfags shitposting on those thread.

You're either lying or blind, and if it's the second one I'm really curious as to how we're having this conversation.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@CodeBuns
Here's some few threads user

archive.moe/a/thread/126548840/#126549845
archive.moe/a/thread/91243206/#91243206
archive.moe/a/thread/127244079/#127244079

I'm not saying that they're non-existent. They aren't as violent as cowtitsfag who goes to flatchest threads just to shitpost their taste. At least they make their own thread to shitpost about how much they hate cowtits.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

The world needs more tall slender DFC.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberfire
I just got it now.

Dayum son.

askme
askme

Both flavors of DFC in one image.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@askme
@PackManBrainlure
@Ignoramus
Too bad the show was boring.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
Yeah.

Still, flat girls who don't wear bras are the best.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@askme
Pure and used goods?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

cow tits > wash board

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt

Loli DFC and tall DFC.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Dreamworx
whose

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster

Both together are nice. Asymmetrical docking.

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