ITT : villainous things we'd do with a superhero's abilities

eGremlin
eGremlin

I think you all know what i'd do, and you would all do the same

King_Martha
King_Martha

@eGremlin
Rob banks
As long as I have some money I'd be good to go

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
punches light candles
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@eGremlin
what, with super speed? fucking rob banks and touch boobs, obviously.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Punch Dimensional friction?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
Do you know how fast those punches are going? the friction alone would light the candles. stop your REEEing and learn some damn physics.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CouchChiller

You are now aware that Quicksilver could impregnate every woman in the world without getting caught

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@eGremlin
Storm is kinda cute when time frozen...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@eGremlin
Why do they have modern laptops? I thought this was the 1980s?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Rob a liquor store. Well I say rob, it'd be more walking in and leaving without paying. Rob makes it sound like I could be stopped.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@LuckyDusty
idk why.

only guesses I can think of is time travel to the future or the x-men just have advance technology decades before others get it. Maybe Forge is in the movie.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Vibrate my hand through people

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad
That's not what rob means. Watch Ant-Man.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Productive Genocide.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Dreamworx
While you're right, I somehow get the feeling that the people who put that advert together assumed they were just lasers

MPmaster
MPmaster

Can speedsters access the speed force for specific bodily functions?

Could flash hype digest something? Could he hyper grow hair?

I'd imagine if you could run really fast you could do others things of similar.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@eGremlin
I'd sneak into movie theaters, makes off with the HDD that has the movies and replace them with HDDs of other movies at random around the world.

viagrandad
viagrandad

who's the girl with the glasses?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
@TurtleCat
Its a UK advert for Sky broadband

idontknow
idontknow

@Spamalot
Unscrew the tops of sugar dispensers.

Mwahaha.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@eGremlin
I'd be the best SC2 player on earth. 500 APM ez

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I thought this movie was in the 80s. why are they on laptops and shit

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