Will Kung-Fu for food

Soft_member
Soft_member

Will Kung-Fu for food.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2WaTSIm_c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-s8TBB6dw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40vc4EeBDHk
TurtleCat
TurtleCat

heels not on the ground
Still a rich man at heart

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@TurtleCat
How can you do that pose with feet on the ground, without losing balance?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Supergrass
Asain squat is nigger tier
Superior white men do it with heels of the ground

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Burnblaze
Slavs have mastered that technique as well.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Evil_kitten
What is that comrade?
Cannot extend tendons long enough?
Do properly and can sit indefinitely without stress.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

isnt it amazing how for some people chairs are a luxury?

like nigga, go find a bucket or something

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Soft_member
"Sigh...I can't wait to have my hands around his throat as I choke his broken, mutilated body to death for what he did to my parents. Kung-fu is Kung-fun."

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Fuzzy_Logic
In these types of cultures, people will steal anything out in the open and throw it away somewhere else, probably broken. Because it if isn't yours, you can do whatever the fuck you want and then break it. Because it's not yours.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Supergrass
Ah. Their asses are nearly touching the ground, seems painful for your knees.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Soft_member
that squat
Did he live in K'un-Luun for 15 years or in Serbia?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
see that's why america is great, it isn't the laws that keep criminals in check, its that western mentality that if you touch my shit you're getting off lucky if the cops come, because I'm about to pop you in the fuggin chops motherfucker

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
Jesus, what is it with Slavs and swatting?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@LuckyDusty
that if you touch my shit you're getting off lucky if the cops come, because I'm about to pop you in the fuggin chops motherfucker
It's the same there. If you're caught.
The issue is that you aren't always home.
And the biggest issue isn't breaking into homes to steal things.
It's just taking whatever is around.
Have a lawn chair?
They'll take it.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Skullbone
Since TLW The Iron Slav is canon.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Burnblaze
Being a proud American my diet of one hamburger a day keeps me fat and unable to squat like the white Biggers

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Lord_Tryzalot
I think you are underestimating how hard these chops are about to get popped. Maybe they will the first time, but they will learn fast

WebTool
WebTool

@w8t4u
Magnificent tracksuit, comrade!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Can't wait to see the fight scenes.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BunnyJinx
BUM FIGHT

girlDog
girlDog

@BunnyJinx
christ, kung fu is so stupid

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Burnblaze
slavs
white
Pick one.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Iron Fist show seems like a bit of an orphan.
Like, they already have Daredevil doing ninja shit with fancy flips and fantastical fighting.
How is Iron First going to look different?
Hell, Matt even stole Danny's mask style for S1.

Is the fighting style for Iron First going to be down to earth while Daredevil fights like he's in an Ang Lee movie?
Seems like they merged Iron Fist and Daredevil for DD season 1, then now they're regretting that choice and what Iron Fist anyways.

girlDog
girlDog

@girlDog
only when white people do it :^)

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
@DeathDog
Looks like Danny knows Wing Chun so far.

RumChicken
RumChicken

On Saturday Finn was at Calgary comiccon to talk GoT and tease Iron Fist.
Highlights:
Currently reading The Immortal Iron Fist and lovin' it.
Auditioned for History's Vikings twice. First for Bjorn, second couldn't, because GoT.
Hated Dany's character as she's a White girl that "emaciates" brown slaves, will just making them her own. Finn's not here for that.
Has been medicating and practicing martial arts for months to prepare for the role.
Saved Brienne from Drowning!

http://foxforcefivenews.com/finn-jones-reveals-which-iron-fist-comic-hes-reading-in-prep-who-he-saved-from-drowning-on-game-of-thrones-calgary-expo/

StonedTime
StonedTime

@DeathDog
Hits hard, catches bullets and blades. Does more of that street fighter crap. Punches a train and wins.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
More like the opposite. Matt's style is more boxing, with Kung-Fu, Danny's will be something more akin to this.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb2WaTSIm_c

StonedTime
StonedTime

@RumChicken
tries to give a social justice critique of GoT
fucks up saying "emancipate" in a cartoonishly incompetent way
while starring in a show that employs the inherently racist White Kung Fu Savior narrative

I like him already.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
no, its even worse when chinese people do it because they are so small and thin from being vegetarian
kung fu isn't even fighting, its really just exercises, its basically just hardcore yoga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-s8TBB6dw

w8t4u
w8t4u

@askme
WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StonedTime
@StonedTime
He doesn't use that work, I'm just summarising what he says in this interview and a previous about her character. This is this interview actual quote.
“Daenerys. She’s just all white power and going to all these indigenous cultures and take over, like what the fuck are doing?! I love Emilia, but thematically her character…”

And, Danny himself doesn't really fit that trope, anyway.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spamalot
Matt's style is more boxing
I wish.
But in the show, he's flipping around like he's a rubber ball.
I wish fought like a boxer. Straight up, no kicks, quick and fast to the face and torso.
But no, he's bouncing around all nimbly bimbly like.

likme
likme

@SomethingNew
*word

viagrandad
viagrandad

@w8t4u
Gold sneakers, Pham.

Inmate
Inmate

@Lord_Tryzalot
@girlDog
Like a true Kung Fu master.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TurtleCat
Tbf, he's legit homeless, here.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@BlogWobbles
Why would you fight like a boxer though if you wanted to be effective in a street fight? If they went for what's effective in reality, they'd go for a judo or BJJ fighter punching people in the throat and taking them down. Boxing is a sport, not a martial art.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@w8t4u
Something that Danny will end up stealing.
He is a shoeless bum at this point

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spamalot
Because, his dad was a boxer. He mixes that with what he was taught under Stick.

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
How do they hold their farts in?

I took it up the ass a lot in college so all of my shits and farts would just slide out of me.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spamalot
as someone who never once practiced boxing and has trained both judo and bjj, man youre clueless.

Skullbone
Skullbone

The cast.

DANNY RAND / IRON FIST (Finn Jones)

A billionaire Buddhist monk and martial arts expert proficient in Kung Fu, Rand returns to New York City after years presumed dead in a failed expedition that also claimed the lives of his parents, now with the ability to call upon the power of the Iron Fist to protect New York City.

TechHater
TechHater

COLEEN WING (Jessica Henwick)

An ally of Rand, who runs her own martial arts dojo in New York City. A warrior's toughness mixed with a businesswoman's savvy, Coleen has a good heart, but with many secrets.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

DAVOS / STEEL SERPENT (Arleo Dordar)

Handsome and effortlessly powerful, Davos is an intelligent, thoughtful warrior who emerges in New York City to claim revenge against Rand for a bitter feud that has defined both of their lives.

MPmaster
MPmaster

HAROLD MEACHUM (David Wenham)

Harold was partners with Rand’s parents at the time of their deaths, and now controls their conglomerate, Rand Enterprises. A talented, but insecure businessman, Harold has a ruthless streak and a darker side than he lets on.

takes2long
takes2long

JOY MEACHUM (Jessica Stroup)

The daughter of Harold and childhood acquaintance of Rand's, whose work building up Rand Enterprises with her brother Ward is threatened to be undone with Rand's return. Highly educated, logical and compassionate, Joy soon discovers there's more to the history of Rand Enterprise than it appears.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

WARD MEACHUM (Tom Pelphrey)

The son of Harold and childhood acquaintance of Rand's, whose work building up Rand Enterprises with his sister Joy is threatened to be undone with Danny's return. Ambitious and relentless, Ward is willing to shed his morals to preserve the company and his future in it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@MPmaster
@kizzmybutt
Harold's already ill, and his son is described as "ruthless". Are they both gonna bite the dust at the end of the season?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@StonedTime
while starring in a show that employs the inherently racist White Kung Fu Savior narrative
You'd better be joking m8

girlDog
girlDog

@Illusionz
In the leaked casting, I mean. Either way drama for Danny.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TechHater
Hopefully this means she's leaving GoT, the sand snakes are by far the worst characters.

Techpill
Techpill

@StonedTime
@SomethingNew
"Liberate" was the word I meant to use.

Finn really dislikes Daenerys.
@ 1:35
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=40vc4EeBDHk

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Inmate
seriously though, look at that shit@BunnyJinx
he's completely flat footed, isn't pivoting, parried the punch IN to his own center, then crossed his own center line for a counter attack moving the opposite direction of kuzushi, resisting his own applied force.
just look at it from an objective point of view, he has his arms 2 on 1, while his opponent is left with a free hand open to his unguarded side because again, he is crossing his own center like a retard instead of imposing it on the guy he's hitting

and I wish I could say its just a shitty actor not having a handle on it but that shit is literally text book kung fu. If this was a contest for demonstration of traditional conceptual techniques proven to not work, he would win a prize.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
Her role's that small she can do both. I'm just wondering whether they are gonna even bother dying her hair. Considering Matt, Jess and Danny aren't hair accurate, signs point to "No".

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@BunnyJinx
wew, i hope he shaves quickly

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperWish
naziboo pls

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Soft_member
I predict comfycore and hobo-chic to boost into the mainstream aesthetic once this show comes out

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Gigastrength
Last 10 minutes of episode 13.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BunnyJinx
@askme
White man fighting Asians in Chinatown.

Wew lad.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Gigastrength
KingFagStag is that you?

Methshot
Methshot

@Gigastrength
After.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
its actually quite comfortable if you can get the hang of it.

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
Is this some bastard of Keanu?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Methshot
And Taylor Kitsch?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Burnblaze
judging a fight scene based on a paparazzi shot from the set
Still baiting I see.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Boy_vs_Girl
let me reiterate, there is absolutely no reason what so ever to be standing in that position during a fight

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Do you think he'll meet Misty in his show or Defenders?

Supergrass
Supergrass

/tv/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Supergrass
thread about a character based a comicbook property
/tv/

If we're being pedantic, it's both.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
character from a comic book
realistic fight
Top kek m8. Did you know that Iron Man suit wouldn't work in real life?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StrangeWizard
No it's a /tv/ thread

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stupidasole
Weird how they haven't announced him yet

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