Patterson–Gimlin film

Playboyize
Playboyize

What's the verdict Sheeky Forums?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CfC6XuF-FM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XMTuNkyo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMojmDSwMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3a9zgzEgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWHNIbS8cE
http://archaeology.about.com/od/hominidancestors/qt/Denisovans.htm
PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Playboyize
pretty well made fake

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize

if dat big mutha fucka is kicking around the forest for reals, that shit is the best video of him

nigga swole as fuck

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Playboyize
cryptozoologikino

RavySnake
RavySnake

It looks kind of goofy and the guy who shot it was a bit of a nutjob but I believe it's real. It's been heavily scrutinized and tested over the years and it still holds up. That's pretty incredible for a film shot in the 60s/70s or whatever.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Playboyize
Top tier kínémæ

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
man in a gorilla suit

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize

An excellent fake.
Is this the original handi-cam horror?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Playboyize
The dude who filmed it was in the woods in the first place to shoot a movie about bigfoot. They even brought a Bigfoot costume with them that day, which, when journalists asked if they could see the Bigfoot suit, they claimed that they burned it for no reason.
So yeah it's fake.

massdebater
massdebater

@RavySnake
I believe it's real

Come on, man.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Playboyize
Probably a muslim.

SniperGod
SniperGod

It's Robin Williams

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Playboyize
Logic dictates it's fake, however it is a GOAT costume.

fitting muscles to a giant monkey suit
putting tits on a giant monkey suit

We've never seen anything like it since

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber

Also the way it walks is how an ape that size would most likely walk. It's footprints were also the footprints of a flat foot. It's easy to tell if a footprint is fake because there are many muscles and bones in the foot, when you use a flat fake foot to make a footprint it never looks like an actual footprint

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberburn
less then a minute of monster screen time
abrupt end
nothing gets explained

sounds about right

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize
he's a bigfoot

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
Logic dictates it's fake

So basically you're saying it's fake because bigfoot can't possibly be real. Despite the fact that some retard nobodies back in the 70's could apparently create a costume that still baffles people decades later?

Evilember
Evilember

@Methnerd
Like I said, GOAT fake but still logically a fake. There's no way giant apes are wandering around in American countryside and not a single one has been caught or shot yet. You guys shoot everything.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick
Well, yeah, some guys creating a genius costume is logically more likely to happen than giant apes wandering around in America for hundreds of years with not one being caught or shot. Both are unlikely, one is a lot more unlikely. A LOT more unlikely.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evilember
If they were self aware and intelligent enough to bury or hide their dead a small population could easily hide in some of the more remote areas

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Evilember
I think the prevailing theory now, according to leading cryptozoologists is that bigfeets are multi-dimensional. Hence the lack of physical remains.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Lunatick

You're focused too much on the suit and not the general lack of bigfoot evidence/ proof.

It baffles people who are making shows about Bigfoot (not the sharpest tools with confirmation bias). Of course they could make suits in the 60s-70s.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evilember

I don't think you realize how huge the pacific northwest is. Much of it is remote and isolated. Lief Erikson actually wrote about seeing Bigfoots in America and the Indians here just think of them as another animal. As real as a bear or whatever. There are probably tons of undiscovered species out there

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Playboyize
really?
So they have this one remotely plausible animal and decide to shit that one up?

Playboyize
Playboyize

guys were already making a film about Bigfoot
they found it on their first attempt
WOW THEY WERE SO LUCKY

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
Hide the dead. Hide the poop. Hide the food. Hide the offspring. It also takes dozens of animals to propagate a species. Unless we're talking about immortal apes.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Spamalot
Lief Erikson actually wrote about seeing Bigfoots in America
Norsemen also wrote about Loki fucking horses and having his testicles yanked by a goat, what's your point?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methshot
Unless we're talking about immortal apes.

Well if it's a real animal it would probably live for a very long time. It would also probably have a pretty high IQ at least as intelligent as the other apes. Perhaps even higher

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
I don't think you realize how much humanity has encroached on nature. Mountain lion and bear attacks are on the rise as we move into their territory and provide shelter and free food for them.
If Bigfoot was real we'd have a shot a couple trying to get in the trash

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nojokur
Mulder pls

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Here's the deal: I don't know what to think about it anymore. I strongly believe in Sasquatch, and I truly believe that they live out there, and I know a TON about the stories, lore, legends, sighting, and information about Bigfoot. However, this video has me going nuts.

The story is that this guy was looking to make big bank on movies, but only would have had the money for the big-shot, the monster footage itself. He was out there to get a video of the monster, and that's exactly what he came back with, the best video footage of a Sasquatch ever recorded. The story lines it up, point-for-point, to be a %100 fake. But the footage is good.

Too good.

This guy had no concept nor has ever studied anatomy or real apes or anything of that nature. There were no suits of this integrity made back then, nor do I believe he would have had the expertise to make something that perfectly aligned with muscular anatomy, walking motions and overall anatomical preciseness. Who, back then, would have ever have thought to add perfectly realistic ape breasts to a suit? The face moves throughout the footage, as do the muscles, fur and skin of the "animal". It's even complete with a sagittarial crest on the head, akin to great apes that we know of, but not goofy and exaggerated like you'd see on a costume or cartoon.

I don't know what to think. The circumstances would make me believe beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was a fake if the footage wasn't so damn realistic that it still baffles professionals today.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Sharpcharm
@SomethingNew

I WANT TO BELIEVE

FastChef
FastChef

@Evilember
You say this but the okapi, panda or a type of gorilla were thought as myths until like the 1900s.

I BELIEVE IN STEALTH APE

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Playboyize
Godzilla vs Kong viral marketing

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SomethingNew
it still baffles professionals to this day

Even amateurs can debunk this film fairly easily.

It's not that well made.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
There's a big difference between the 1900s and 2016, pal. A huge difference.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Methshot
That is a lot to hide when you say it that way. Since this is all speculative at this point. If they were there theyd have to have a life span that is about as long or longer than humans and nearly as or more intelligent... This really would have to be some special ape to do that

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Flameblow
Explain

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@CouchChiller

They could live in some kind of hidden cave network for all we know

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Burnblaze
Kek
@Flameblow
Debunk it then you amateur faggot

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
Surely not in terms of biology and evolution?

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
Pandas were known since ancient times, idiot

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Playboyize

Pure cryptokino

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@CouchChiller
him

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

If Sasquatches were real, they would not react this way. They wouldnt be so casual about being spotted by a human

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef

Finding a sub-species of an animal is different to discovering a new species.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Fried_Sushi
See I thought they might have a network of tree highways but that makes sense too

Bidwell
Bidwell

@ZeroReborn
Kek how did I never think about this. I guess that's fucking weird indeed

likme
likme

@cum2soon
What? No, I'm talking about how in the age we live in, with the sheer number of people hiking in the wilderness, the quality of cameras and the availability of cameras in the form of smartphones, for an animal to go undetected in the developed world is unlikely to the point of impossible. I want to believe, but we'd have more than grainy footage and we'd have a corpse or bones by now if they were real.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@cum2soon
your post doesnt make sense. how is that related?

Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
its his wife his wife been hitting da forest gym

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Boy_vs_Girl

They might have hidden entrances to trees, similar to dwarf doors in Lotr.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@ZeroReborn

Lol how would you know? Also keep in mind the guy shooting the video was riding a horse so he would have seemed bigger than the sasquatch.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Lord_Tryzalot
The dude who filmed it was in the mountains in the first place to shoot a movie about snow leopards.
filmed a snow leopard

WHAT A COINCIDENCE

Guess snow leopards are fake.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Bidwell
yeah
since there is noe evidence yet, they have to be some kind of extremely shy forrest ninjas

King_Martha
King_Martha

@ZeroReborn
This. Look at how great apes react to humans in real humans. Hell, ANY wild animals is not going to just keep casually strolling with a human there. It moves and walks like a man in a suit, not an animal.

If Sasquatches really acted like this we would have known about them for centuries. They'd also all be dead for being so stupid.

girlDog
girlDog

You guys are forgetting about the massive academic and government cover-up.

w8t4u
w8t4u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CfC6XuF-FM

Emberburn
Emberburn

@girlDog
Is Bigfoot a Jew?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's clearly fake, looks like fucking Bollo out there in the woods

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@ZeroReborn
If you apply frame correction and a simple filter, you can see the fucking overlap where the top half of the costume goes over the bottom half.

farquit
farquit

@likme

There are plenty of reports of people coming into contact with Bigfeet. But once a person is in that deep, spooky wilderness, the bigfoot is gonna see you before you see it. Can you imagine how pants-shittingly terrifying it would be to hear scary ass bigfoot noises coming from the woods around you? You're not going to be thinking about filming it. You're gonna try to get the fuck out of there. Apparently they throw huge rocks too

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked

They're not just apes, they're hominids. They're intelligent and there's easily enough wilderness in North America for them to hide in.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
so he would have seemed bigger than the sasquatch
well, that makes it even weirder for the bigfoot to react like he doesnt give a fuck. So I dont know what you are trying to say with this.

Lol how would you know?
Because there is no evidence for them. They are huge apes in a first world county. If they exist, they are extremely cautious, rare and purposfully avoid humans

DeathDog
DeathDog

What's the best bigfoot documentary of all time and why is it Boggy Creek 2?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Methshot
Hide the dead. Hide the poop. Hide the food. Hide the offspring.

All fucking easily done. They're not living right next to people's back yards you dumb fuck.

FastChef
FastChef

I always found the audio recordings to be more compelling that the videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XMTuNkyo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FMojmDSwMA

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Boy_vs_Girl
All fucking easily done.
But why would a wild animal do that?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
This. No sane person would reach for their phone, open the camera app and let it focus before running shit scared.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Spazyfool
To not leave traces. A lot of animals do this by instinct

likme
likme

@TalkBomber

Exactly. It's easy to sit there in a chair and say "oh why didn't they film it". Until you're in that situation you just don't understand. Fight or flight is a powerful thing. Also portable cameras are still pretty new in the grand scheme of human existance.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@cum2soon
A lot of animals do this by instinct
Name one primate that does this

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PackManBrainlure
a lot of animals
name one PRIMATE
what?

girlDog
girlDog

@Spazyfool

Because it's as much a "wild animal" as Neanderthals were.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Soft_member
Bigfoot must behave like a cat

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef

Why?

Random noises that can't be verified at source. What is compelling about that?

5mileys
5mileys

@Playboyize
That this thread belongs in /x/

idontknow
idontknow

@Methnerd
what are you on about? I dont even believe in bigfoot. Just said it isnt a weird behavior to hide stuff

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P3a9zgzEgk

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
It is weird behavior for a primate

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@GoogleCat
Dont be that guy, man

new subspecies discovered
"well its not a new species entirely."
new species discovered
"theyre not even big."

Its still a step bro.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
Because it's as much a "wild animal" as Neanderthals were.
Have you found any Bigfoot tools?

askme
askme

@Deadlyinx

to be fair, there are hundreds of completely uncontacted human tribes. there honestly may be more recorded bigfoot sightings, and we only just got aerial footage of the human tribes like a few years ago.

look it up senpai, its pretty cool.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Spazyfool
they are not fully animal it is assumed

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick

One, why would they just drop them where we can find them. Two, we haven't found any Denisovan tools yet, but they were humans, and a good candidate for bigfoot's identity.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Sharpcharm

Lol are you seriously comparing a bear to a bigfoot? People know what bears are. Most people who go into the woods know how to handle themselves when a bear comes near them.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
camera to the floor
blurry bear
film stops as bear gains

Yeah this couldn't be faked.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Flameblow
Almost every primate is "weird", if you compare it to the other primates.
If Bigfoot exists he most certainly has to be really secretive

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sharpcharm
this is some blair witch shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PWHNIbS8cE

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Firespawn
One, why would they just drop them where we can find them.
You mean Neanderthals dropped them because they knew thousands of years later their more intelligent cousins would find them?

Two, we haven't found any Denisovan tools yet,
But we have

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool

Using the gorilla argument is bullshit though. >weren't discovered until the 19th century.

Mountain gorillas weren't - lowland gorillas were discovered in the 16th century.

Nothing related to bigfoot has been discovered... ever.

muh gigantopithicus

A species theorised from a mandible that has never been discovered in the North America.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
But we have

Source?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@idontknow
saved a jpg thumbnail of a gif
That's two levels of stupid

Supergrass
Supergrass

@whereismyname
You mean Neanderthals dropped them because they knew thousands of years later their more intelligent cousins would find them?

Theoretically there might be nothing to distinguish Sasquatch tools from any other stone age tools.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Emberburn
http://archaeology.about.com/od/hominidancestors/qt/Denisovans.htm

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@lostmypassword
I was only using the argument to point out how it isn't unheard of to find a tangible species to cryptozoology.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Supergrass
So if they have tools, that implies that they are predators
So why do they like hiding so much?

5mileys
5mileys

@Supergrass

I don't think they're like cavemen or anything. Just a different kind of ape. I think they learned to be so secretive and hidden because all the ones who fucked with humans got killed. Surely they're smart enough to realize they should stay far away from us. Add that with the fact they probably have a great sense of smell, eye sight, and hearing coupled with their remote, dense, habitat and it doesn't seem that outlandish to me.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@SniperGod
So if they have tools, that implies that they are predators
no
So why do they like hiding so much?
If they are predators, they like hiding, because almost all predators like hiding

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber

The world is full of insane people who gladly court death for a cool video they can put on Youtube.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Poker_Star
because almost all predators like hiding

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperGod

They got genocided by modern humans thousands of years ago? I don't have all the answers man. Mysteries still exist is mainstream science, the point is to solve them, why is cryptozoology expected to have all the answers right off the bat to be credible?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@SniperGod

I don't think it would be possible for them to be meat-eating predators. I think they feed on vegetation and whatnot. And the temperate, rainy, pacific northwest would be the perfect habitat for that.

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