/mlb/ jays edition

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

mlb.tv
milb.tv
baseball-reference.com

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLJ5l0WaH_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKO0uHlYlE
Soft_member
Soft_member

Ready for that collapse

girlDog
girlDog

angels desu

takes2long
takes2long

3rd for Tribe
detoilet

w8t4u
w8t4u

@takes2long
:D
they might go over .500 this year

askme
askme

@Soft_member
This. Yesterday was just a taste

getting no hit in 6 innings by the danks of the red sox

And today is Erik Johnson's debut. No fanfare cause he sucks.

likme
likme

/sp/thread/67353577#p67364741
because the sox have won a ring this century and cubes fans are all drunk frat bros who dont know their team is gonna disappoint them again

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Who /worriedaboutwalgreens/ here? >We have two meme pitchers in the first three games going.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
2016 debut*

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
jesus christ.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
So why do you care? Wouldn't their ignorance mean more pain for them? Honestly, for a lot of you it seems like the Cubs not winning the series means more than the 2005 ship did.
Not that half of the Whos fans on spuh remember based El Duque anyway.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@StonedTime
not fucking your hair waifu

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/sp/thread/67353577#p67364741
BasedAJ is like the only one and he doesn't speak for the majority of Sox fans here.

The rest of us don't really care but it does get annoying when we fall victim to the Cubs fans constant attendance shaming even going so far as to shit up our once comfy game threads because of it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@likme

8766
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w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nude_Bikergirl
Cubs fans constant attendance shaming
@King_Martha
like clockwork

idontknow
idontknow

@Fuzzy_Logic
tfw part of the half who even remembers Jose Contreras
That would make me like one of the 4 of 8 people here.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nude_Bikergirl
I suppose it makes sense that the tripfag who loves Pierzynski would be the problem.

I would like an all Chicago series though. The shitposting might make /mlb/ relevant.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Nude_Bikergirl
@King_Martha
@w8t4u
Nice false flagging to blame the Cubs.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@hairygrape
It probably would but we'd have to make even the postseason first

See
@Soft_member

StonedTime
StonedTime

/sp/thread/67353577#p67364761
i induced your mom into some contact last night

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

/mlb/ has literally turned into a Chicago shit flinging fest

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Carnalpleasure
Read timestamps

Besides don't need to false flag to blame the Cubs, just look at a sox gamethread

baseball talks
pessimists pessimisming
optimists shittalking
commenting on plays or lack of
suddenly
WHERE ARE YOUR FANS
NOT EVEN 10,000
EMPTY STADIUM
whole thread devolves into shitfest

It gets old.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Carnalpleasure
He's referring to one guy going into sox threads for about a week now, displaying his butthurt and attendance shaming for some reason

Bidwell
Bidwell

@New_Cliche
@Supergrass
Sounds like that's your fault for engaging.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

/sp/thread/67353577#p67355424
BASEBALL!!!!
WOOOOO!!!!!!
Who else likes baseball here?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Bidwell
I myself actually don't engage but it's sad watching fags like basedAJ go into it and cause everything else around to collapse.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@AwesomeTucker
he thinks this is a bad thing

WebTool
WebTool

@idontknow
being that old but still on Sheeky Forums

But. Why?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
I am 24 and feel like an old fag hanging out with high schoolers when i post in /vg/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

his baseball team doesnt have a waifu

viagrandad
viagrandad

@PackManBrainlure
Enjoy the fireworks then, it's makes the threads more exciting.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
his baseball team has something faggoty like a waifu

Techpill
Techpill

@Spazyfool

posting this tranny

Flameblow
Flameblow

@viagrandad
I prefer comfy and the only fireworks to be coming after sox home runs

But then again I'm probably still stuck in a 2013 mindset when it was literally just me, rbo, and maybe 1-2 other guys in the thread for the sox

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

respekt

Lmao

Fuck jeter

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Flameblow
Come to the Cubs gamethread then, barely anyone posts there. You can post shame them.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
Seconded

Fuck that namefag and his cardinals bullshit too

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw your teams projected run differential is 577

Playboyize
Playboyize

@King_Martha
Cubs have a +600 run diff
120 wins
sweep nlds
lose in nlcs and some new curse is born

Cant wait

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Playboyize
Keep dreaming faggot yhe next decade and a half is ours.

FastChef
FastChef

In a pinch: @Cardinals’ pinch-hitters are batting .389 (21-54 AB) this season with a 1.265 OPS.

That's pretty fucking impressive

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Emberburn
I honestly can't wait for when the cubs fuck it up in the post season. We all know it's coming.

FastChef
FastChef

@Fried_Sushi
Who is this demon?

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater
This team is built for the playoffs nigger. The rest of you are all fucked.

Playboyize
Playboyize

MLB Central cutie just said she grew up an O's fan then jumped ship when the Nat's came

o-ok

;_;

Evilember
Evilember

@Playboyize
This is why you can never take women seriously when it comes to sports.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow
I remember one sox twins there were less than 15 posts, it ended up being me, rbo, and one other user. Fun times

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evilember
I have yet to come across any knowledgeable woman sports fan. This has nothing to do with their intellect but more so that they just don't follow or watch enough to form a valuable opinion.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@idontknow
Cubs
Built for the playoffs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Crazy_Nice
Stay mad Shit Louis, Stay mad

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Crazy_Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLJ5l0WaH_U

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@idontknow
Bandwagoner detected

You dont understand. It doesnt matter how "built" thr Cubs are. They could have every great player in the history of baseball on theor roster, and they would still find a way not to won the world series.

The Cubs are fucked. They literally wont win it, ever.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

lmao
Wew
Lad

happy_sad
happy_sad

How many fan induced deaths do you think there would be if the who's and cubs were in the world series and the who's cucked them?

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
shitcongo
riots

Pick deux maple syrup

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
We'd make the riots you syrup semen slurpers throw when you lose a playoff game look like a child's tantrum in comparison to the warzone Chicago would be thrown into.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@happy_sad

I would love to see that happen

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

which /mlb/ team has the highest percentage of neets?

hairygrape
hairygrape

>>67365724
Know who else started off 26-0?
Not any team you know of.

>>67365767
You're really not good at this, are you?

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
Wouldn't that be fairly easy to determine? Which state has the highest unemployment rate coupled with the highest population?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@New_Cliche
White Sox

They have no fans at the park because they're all in their moms basement posting anime

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
The point still stands, cubs are getting swept in the playoffs

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@StrangeWizard
God this, only 6000 fans show up at the stadium, yet they manage to fill up 3 game threads here somehow.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Dreamworx
@eGremlin
@StrangeWizard

Add an incentive for animeposting at US Cellular Field?

Inmate
Inmate

@happy_sad
@Inmate
@Firespawn
Only white people give a fuck about baseball. You'd see a bunch of white suburban frat boys throwing garbage cans around and breaking stuff, but they'd get BTFO by the cops and eventually go home.

If you think Chicago's hardcore chimp contingent would show up for a baseball riot to do anything other than steal white girls' iphones, you are a retard.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten
And hand out guns so they can shoot each other more readily outside US Cellular.

Inmate
Inmate

why are the Royals only a game over .500?

were they just a meme all along?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SniperGod
@Evil_kitten
Guns and anime, whos fans living the dream.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
Better than the usual LA/SF shitflinging

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@PurpleCharger
Gotta spend those NEET bucks on something.

/sp/thread/67353577#p67360610
/sp/thread/67353577#p67360432

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PurpleCharger
tfw no guns and anime night at your teams ballpark

@Inmate
small ball doesnt work too well without copious amounts of meme magic and luck

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Booteefool
You're in canada, they're already working on banning all the guns and all anime is loli to them so that's canned in banada too.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@lostmypassword
The world would be a better place if all anime was banned

Techpill
Techpill

Taking my body pillow to the Cell tomorrow.

Look out for me and Holo on the big screen lads

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Techpill
tfw your ballpark enacted a no singles policy
feels bad man

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Techpill
You better kiss it if you make it on the jumbotron or you truly don't love your waifu.

You won't do it though, or even go at all, you're to gutless.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Harmless_Venom
Already got the tickets and the Cell is a walk away.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Carnalpleasure
post pics of your dakimakura

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@lostmypassword
Hopefully maymay keeps swinging and missing.

And can we just keep skipping hendricks start. No one would notice until the obligatory camera pan to his pouty face in dugout.

#sonnyonthenorthside

askme
askme

Remember when A-Rod made a guy so bootyblasted he killed himself at Turner Field?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Techpill
yfw she gets shot

Methnerd
Methnerd

@askme
No footage of the actual fall
with cameras everywhere in the stadium and everyone with phones
Also causing someone to kill themselves isn't as good as actually killing someone like Josh Hamilton did.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KKO0uHlYlE

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