/mlb/ jays edition
Ready for that collapse
3rd for Tribe
they might go over .500 this year
This. Yesterday was just a taste
getting no hit in 6 innings by the danks of the red sox
And today is Erik Johnson's debut. No fanfare cause he sucks.
because the sox have won a ring this century and cubes fans are all drunk frat bros who dont know their team is gonna disappoint them again
Who /worriedaboutwalgreens/ here? >We have two meme pitchers in the first three games going.
So why do you care? Wouldn't their ignorance mean more pain for them? Honestly, for a lot of you it seems like the Cubs not winning the series means more than the 2005 ship did.
Not that half of the Whos fans on spuh remember based El Duque anyway.
not fucking your hair waifu
BasedAJ is like the only one and he doesn't speak for the majority of Sox fans here.
The rest of us don't really care but it does get annoying when we fall victim to the Cubs fans constant attendance shaming even going so far as to shit up our once comfy game threads because of it.
tfw part of the half who even remembers Jose Contreras
That would make me like one of the 4 of 8 people here.
I suppose it makes sense that the tripfag who loves Pierzynski would be the problem.
I would like an all Chicago series though. The shitposting might make /mlb/ relevant.
i induced your mom into some contact last night
/mlb/ has literally turned into a Chicago shit flinging fest
Besides don't need to false flag to blame the Cubs, just look at a sox gamethread
commenting on plays or lack of
WHERE ARE YOUR FANS
NOT EVEN 10,000
whole thread devolves into shitfest
It gets old.
He's referring to one guy going into sox threads for about a week now, displaying his butthurt and attendance shaming for some reason
Who else likes baseball here?
I myself actually don't engage but it's sad watching fags like basedAJ go into it and cause everything else around to collapse.
he thinks this is a bad thing
being that old but still on Sheeky Forums
I am 24 and feel like an old fag hanging out with high schoolers when i post in /vg/
his baseball team doesnt have a waifu
Enjoy the fireworks then, it's makes the threads more exciting.
his baseball team has something faggoty like a waifu
posting this tranny
I prefer comfy and the only fireworks to be coming after sox home runs
But then again I'm probably still stuck in a 2013 mindset when it was literally just me, rbo, and maybe 1-2 other guys in the thread for the sox
Come to the Cubs gamethread then, barely anyone posts there. You can post shame them.
Fuck that namefag and his cardinals bullshit too
tfw your teams projected run differential is 577
Cubs have a +600 run diff
lose in nlcs and some new curse is born
Keep dreaming faggot yhe next decade and a half is ours.
In a pinch: @Cardinals’ pinch-hitters are batting .389 (21-54 AB) this season with a 1.265 OPS.
That's pretty fucking impressive
I honestly can't wait for when the cubs fuck it up in the post season. We all know it's coming.
Who is this demon?
This team is built for the playoffs nigger. The rest of you are all fucked.
MLB Central cutie just said she grew up an O's fan then jumped ship when the Nat's came
This is why you can never take women seriously when it comes to sports.
I remember one sox twins there were less than 15 posts, it ended up being me, rbo, and one other user. Fun times
I have yet to come across any knowledgeable woman sports fan. This has nothing to do with their intellect but more so that they just don't follow or watch enough to form a valuable opinion.
Built for the playoffs
Stay mad Shit Louis, Stay mad
You dont understand. It doesnt matter how "built" thr Cubs are. They could have every great player in the history of baseball on theor roster, and they would still find a way not to won the world series.
The Cubs are fucked. They literally wont win it, ever.
How many fan induced deaths do you think there would be if the who's and cubs were in the world series and the who's cucked them?
Pick deux maple syrup
We'd make the riots you syrup semen slurpers throw when you lose a playoff game look like a child's tantrum in comparison to the warzone Chicago would be thrown into.
I would love to see that happen
which /mlb/ team has the highest percentage of neets?
Know who else started off 26-0?
Not any team you know of.
You're really not good at this, are you?
Wouldn't that be fairly easy to determine? Which state has the highest unemployment rate coupled with the highest population?
They have no fans at the park because they're all in their moms basement posting anime
The point still stands, cubs are getting swept in the playoffs
God this, only 6000 fans show up at the stadium, yet they manage to fill up 3 game threads here somehow.
Only white people give a fuck about baseball. You'd see a bunch of white suburban frat boys throwing garbage cans around and breaking stuff, but they'd get BTFO by the cops and eventually go home.
If you think Chicago's hardcore chimp contingent would show up for a baseball riot to do anything other than steal white girls' iphones, you are a retard.
And hand out guns so they can shoot each other more readily outside US Cellular.
why are the Royals only a game over .500?
were they just a meme all along?
Better than the usual LA/SF shitflinging
Gotta spend those NEET bucks on something.
tfw no guns and anime night at your teams ballpark
small ball doesnt work too well without copious amounts of meme magic and luck
You're in canada, they're already working on banning all the guns and all anime is loli to them so that's canned in banada too.
The world would be a better place if all anime was banned
Taking my body pillow to the Cell tomorrow.
Look out for me and Holo on the big screen lads
tfw your ballpark enacted a no singles policy
feels bad man
You better kiss it if you make it on the jumbotron or you truly don't love your waifu.
You won't do it though, or even go at all, you're to gutless.
Already got the tickets and the Cell is a walk away.
post pics of your dakimakura
Hopefully maymay keeps swinging and missing.
And can we just keep skipping hendricks start. No one would notice until the obligatory camera pan to his pouty face in dugout.
Remember when A-Rod made a guy so bootyblasted he killed himself at Turner Field?
yfw she gets shot