/hoc/

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

PIT:Rookie G Matt Murray continues to flourish
PIT:Patric Hornqvist's OT goal gives Pens victory
DAL:Tyler Seguin won't play on Thursday in Game 4
WAS:Marcus Johansson will play in Game 4
NAS:Mike Ribeiro sat as a coach's decision
STL:David Backes continues hot playoff in G3 win
SJ:Patrick Marleau scores in Game 3 loss
NAS:Shea Weber leads Preds to Game 3 win
TB:Brian Boyle scores OT winner in Game 3
MON:PK Subban named Foundation Award finalist
CHI:Anisimov (wrist) out 6-8 weeks after surgery
PIT:Kris Letang gets one-game suspension

All urls found in this thread:
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2016/04/29/report-in-expansion-draft-teams-must-protect-players-with-no-movement-clauses/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
http://www.endcyberbullying.org/
https://youtu.be/y_q1UnRYKYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM
https://youtu.be/F0A7WtCj7yc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_Challenge_Cup
Dreamworx
Dreamworx

First for Finnish goaltending

massdebater
massdebater

Second for Finnish goalscoring

hairygrape
hairygrape

Third for Finnish goaltending

Playboyize
Playboyize

Post yfw caps are so frustrated with Murray that your day gets infinitely better.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Third for Finnish defending.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Remember when people played boudreau for the caps choking every year?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Cullen's goal last night was offside
refs missed it
Washington missed it
Lel, what a poo organization

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Harmless_Venom
Of course the ref missed it, he got squished by a caps player

Skullbone
Skullbone

First for >non-finnish goaltending

Inmate
Inmate

@Playboyize
Mfw Ovi tried to start a fight with Bill

Methshot
Methshot

Pongs are winning the Stanley cup and there's nothing you can really do about it

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methshot
I think the blows might have something to say about that

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Skullbone
@Methshot
blose pongs final would be pretty fun

DeathDog
DeathDog

I still think the Caps are going to win the Big Cup

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Skullbone
bloos
making it past sharks

cum2soon
cum2soon

it's happening again

TechHater
TechHater

Pens fan here, anyone else feel really bad for ovechkin? I mean year in and year out he does all these things and then the playoffs come and he's eliminated by round 2. The look on his fact after hornqvists goal was the look of someone contemplating their life choices

I think ovi might be broken forever lads

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Soft_member
sharks
getting by Nashville
How adorable

Supergrass
Supergrass

@DeathDog
Do you really, honestly think they can beat the Billsburgh Bills three times in one week?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Supergrass
They absolutely can. The question is will they? It's obvious on paper they're the better team but that doesn't mean much when you don't play like it.

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
They won't. It's become clear that the caps just can't score in critical situations, ovi is anti-clutch. I'm a neutral fan who has been watching this series and they just can't get it done

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Soft_member
On paper they're the better team? They have had ZERO production from kuzy in the ploffs, and the first line hasnt done anything spectacular. On the other hand, goals are being scored from every single player on the pens roster. On paper, the pens are the better team, and they are playing like it.

Illusionz
Illusionz

It took an oshie hat trick for the caps not to get swept

Wew lads

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TechHater
I don't feel bad, that's what that faggot gets for waiting to take shots all season long every season and not contributing to the team in any other way besides hits to make himself feel better that he's a choker.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
dat American heart saving his lazy Russian and soft swede teammates from ultimate embarrassment

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard
Youre post is so incredibly biased. I would rather see neutral fans weigh in than someone who is completely one sided. Your post also proves my point. Kuz has done shit all series but he's still better than anyone on the pens roster besides malkin and Crosby. Same with ovechkin. He's borderline invisible but he's still arguably the best or 2nd best player of this series.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TurtleCat
Me on the left

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo

1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings

Thoughts?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@PackManBrainlure
Here's your (you)

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Nude_Bikergirl
Hockey casual here, but I plan on getting way more into it.

I thought Ovechkin is supposed to be like one of the best players in the NHL? All I see him do is chill in the blue circle and try to snipe it. And if he's not in the blue circle he'll just skate back over to it with the puck. The fact that a rookie backup goaltender is getting in his head is laughable. What is it about the playoffs that just exposes ovechkin and the caps?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why did Caps choke again? I thought this year would be different. It was supposed to be the deepest and strongest Caps ever. But come the playoffs, all the secondary scoring went out of the window. 2nd line MIA. Orlov, Orpik, Weber, Schmidt and Chorney all exposed. Mr.Game 7 and Richards playing like minor league shitters. Chimera being Chimera. This franchise is never going to win the fucking cup at this rate. FML and fuck me for choosing them to root for 11 years ago as a kid just getting into NHL hockey.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@askme
It's biased because it's true? I agree Kuzy is better than everyone on the pens roster besides Crosby and Malkin. Ovi just isn't that good. He is a natural goal scorer, but that doesn't help if he's not getting his opportunities or trying to make some himself. That's the problem. Their top players aren't producing postseason, but all of the Pongs players are.

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
they don't have good enough centers.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@StrangeWizard
@askme
Neutral here. Caps are definitely better on paper. Not like it matters of you can't handle the pressure. Same with the Ducks. The caps were playing like absolute garbage after they went 1-2 yesterday. Both missing key players, with Letang being the most important man for the pens this series.

Everything considered this series is pretty evenly matched.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
You made a huge mistake pegga

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methnerd
Last night's game was the best played one so far

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TalkBomber
It was p good. Nevertheless the caps almost let themselves get scored on a dozen times in the second while the pens were literally flopping around for the last couple minutes of the third.

The series really comes down Murray vs. Holtby.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@hairygrape
It isn't true though. The caps are a better team on paper. I don't know why that would be considered an insult to you. That literally means nothing come playoff time if you can't get it done. There's been so many times where the sharks on paper were easily the best team yet they chocked and sucked. I remember the year they won the presidents trophy and got skull fucked by Anaheim in the first round.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Illusionz

better on paper
Russian slapshot babby
le game 7 man

Vs

bill
geno
crosby

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche
Precisely. Not to mention the next Brodeur

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
@viagrandad
Its really easy to spot pens "fans"

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@iluvmen

I don't hide it?

I like my team, I live here and watch and go to games

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Carnalpleasure
The only games you watch and go to are in the playoffs

TechHater
TechHater

@Firespawn

I can't afford playoff tickets

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

pongs super excited about how elite murray is
he's gonna get stolen in an expansion draft for nothing

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze

They'll protect him you mong

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

tfw you know Pit will sweep the bolts and win the cup again

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
then they are gonna get Geno or Bill stolen from them

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@farquit
Totally depends on how the league decides to handle NMCs

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@CouchChiller
Have to protect them

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Number of players in the top 50 points list per team:

St. Louis: 8
Pittsburgh: 7
Tampa Bay: 5
Washington: 5
Chicago: 5
San Jose: 4
Nashville: 4
Dallas: 3
Minnesota: 3
New York (Islanders): 2
Anaheim: 2
Florida: 1
Los Angeles: 1

Meme stat

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
Suck dick faggot I'm here every year and I don't hide it.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten
Not necessarily, teams did in the last draft but the league may very likely decide to say fuck that because they want the new team to have ostensibly better talent

SniperWish
SniperWish

Reminder to do it for her, lads

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish

Good luck! Hope to see you in the finals!! :^)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@PackManBrainlure
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2016/04/29/report-in-expansion-draft-teams-must-protect-players-with-no-movement-clauses/

whereismyname
whereismyname

@SniperWish
Upvoted, roar bacon!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Gigastrength
Will Nylander crack the top 50 next year?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member
implying they'd lose to Blues lite

Sharks are like the Blues but with worse defense and a much worse goalie.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
Well shit, I hadn't seen that

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

When do bolts play next

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Deadlyinx
nhl.com/schedule you lazy brit

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Deadlyinx
www.google.com

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Nojokur
It took a scoring pace of around .75 to do so this year. I think he will be around there, just above or just below. I wouldn't put a bet on him making it tbf

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx
internet

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@whereismyname

Just accept your Reddit label, Hawksfag. It doesn't transfer just because you got booted last round.

@DeathDog

You're obviously being sarcastic, but I wouldn't mind any of the remaining teams in the finals, honestly. You're all bro-tier.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Deadlyinx
They were eliminated didn't you hear?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@RumChicken
Well the top 50 managed 59 points. It's possible he hits 60 but yeah I don't know if I would count on it. Especially on a team that is so offensively challenged.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Snarelure
Exactly. It will be hard for him to (almost) pull himself that far. But one can always hope

happy_sad
happy_sad

@whereismyname
not sure what you're trying to do here bud

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard

Penguins v Blues would be a fun as fuck series

King_Martha
King_Martha

rags

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@King_Martha
rags

idontknow
idontknow

@SomethingNew
rags

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
(you)

rags

Lunatick
Lunatick

Describe this image in one word

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Evil_kitten
Tomorrow at 7 my bing bong friend

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
King

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Lunatick
inconsolable

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lunatick
Bust

5mileys
5mileys

@Lunatick
rags

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
still talking about the hawks

Jesus STL, try to act like you've been here be- oh... Sorry.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Harmless_Venom
heavy defensive and breakout game vs up and down open game
how are they similar at all

Techpill
Techpill

@Lunatick
NHL is pretty unfair, to be honest. If this were basketball, Joebron Thorton could just grab the King, Ovi and Bill for his team and win a couple cups.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@AwesomeTucker
They are both D minded and the Shorks D is about 3x weaker.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@PackManBrainlure
2016 sharks
d-minded
Are you serious right now?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Lunatick

failure.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Techpill
Monkey

likme
likme

Vegas putting odds in our favor
People acting like the series is ours already

Pls no, 2/3 games were tough as shit and a comeback could easily happen at any time.

@ZeroReborn

Dude give it up, just move on to next season. Or pick a team to root for in the playoffs. No reason to be so bitter.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Lunatick

Ringless

WebTool
WebTool

@Techpill
Japan posting a monkey
Ironing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@likme
Here's a fat, kinda comic-related meme for good luck.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

BACKES

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Haha xD

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Techpill
hehehe funny ape

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Crazy_Nice
Hello Canada. Can you help me with a question I've had for a while? Are you able to tell if that monkey is real or not? do you know why it would make a face like that?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
implying I'm a shithawks fan

You cannot come to grips with the fact that maybe not everyone likes the St. Poois Blose, you had your fun but really, how many more games can you meme your way through?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

doesnt like st louis blues
reddithawk fan

pick two

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Nude_Bikergirl
uh

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Nude_Bikergirl
what if I hate both teams?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
someone's team got knocked out 1st round

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@ZeroReborn
Out of the reddithawks posts this year, this is a top-3 example of the most redditish. Should have added some exclamation marks and stuff to cap it off.

askme
askme

@Evil_kitten
no cups

Playboyize
Playboyize

@askme
hey pointing that out is pretty reddit imo

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
meme your way through

6 (six) goals
to 1 (one) goal
capped off by physically beating the fuck out of the team with the best conference record while winning
Lying about being a reddithawks fan

It's not the fact that you dislike the blues, but only they are that hilariously delusional and butthurt.

WebTool
WebTool

blose fans getting cocky

Red pill me on St. Louis. Why does he shitpost?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@WebTool
autism
also the blues faced two teams with awful D this year, so they're not cucked immediately for once

King_Martha
King_Martha

Calgary Flames amirite?

takes2long
takes2long

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

he thinks the blose can beat the preds
oh man, those niggers will shit there pants when they face an elite d corps and non-meme finnish goalering

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@PurpleCharger
hawks have awful defense
'no'

Emberfire
Emberfire

Stars need to win or my bracket is fucked

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Poker_Star
hawks didn't have awful defense

Keith, Seabrook and 4 players equal to Janne Niinimaa does not a good defense make

SniperWish
SniperWish

When did the penguins git gud?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@lostmypassword
aren't the preds behind in the series?
@Poker_Star
the bottom three would struggle to dress anywhere else in the NHL, mang
it's doesn't matter that keith and hammer are gods

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger
the fanbase happily bantering on about their alive-and-well team on Sheeky Forums.org / speee is autistic but the butthurt loser showing up to pollute every thread with 20 butthurt posts after his team gets bounced isn't

Just AYYYY my shit up fammer

Lunatick
Lunatick

@GoogleCat
I don't think anyone likes your posts either. neither of you faggots were here in the regular season anyway just shut up

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Supergrass
what does his towel smell like?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

its an everyone is afraid of the Blues so they feel they need to shit on them episode

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice

Glory

takes2long
takes2long

@lostmypassword
shithawks GAA: 2.56
perds GAA: 2.63

Ok.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Supergrass
Is he posting about how the caps will come back to sweep in 7 or about how he can no longer follow a team that can only ever choke?

Methshot
Methshot

@Evil_kitten
it's a this reddit Bloos faggot won't go away episode
When are they going to stop showing this one

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
I can't speak for anyone else, but I've had a lifetime of suffering as a Blues fan dating back to the days of the Old Barn. Dunno if you can say the same about your hockey record, but calling permasuffering blues fans fairweather is just low quality bait.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Methshot
calling the blues reddit
reddithawk fan alert

Flameblow
Flameblow

How do Finns like this song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfJqcOp7QIs

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Methshot
he thinks its one guy

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

its battle of the nations time again
/sp/thread/67364385#p67364385

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Methshot
It's a redditcago plays the "I'm rubber ur glue, epic win am i right gents???!!!" card episode.

Only recently aired, but ratings are already plummeting.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Blose posters are the worst on this board. Can't wait until they get swept in 6 by dullass

askme
askme

finnish """"""""music""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg

idontknow
idontknow

it's a "trapped in /hoc/ with shitposters" episode

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member
being so butthurt you stop responding to the niggas who roastin u and pretend to be someone else

>>>>>http://www.endcyberbullying.org/

Also, deep dish pizza sucks.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
i like this song, dont bully please

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@cum2soon
Crapitools

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Deadlyinx
what are they talking about

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Deadlyinx
Underage alert

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Flameblow
suomi n stuff

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Deadlyinx
finland: nation of vocal prowess equal to the majestic throat-singing of the great Khan

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@askme
why are they all bald?
i thought binland was cold

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@lostmypassword
implying Shorks and Stoars won't win

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Flameblow
about giving all you got and trying for the gold.
its really inspiring tbqh

girlDog
girlDog

what the fuck is wrong with you finlan?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nude_Bikergirl
Please not another plastic sunbelt Stan Lee

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@askme
https://youtu.be/y_q1UnRYKYE

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
mad at growing the game

TreeEater
TreeEater

crapitols sold their soul to tv ads like 8 years ago
tfw every year I can say with confidence that they will blow it
best record in league this time
getting btfo by pongs and rookie goalie
ovi already on suicide watch
they will not show up for game five its ogre
i hope they are enjoying their gay geico commercials

Snarelure
Snarelure

@girlDog
tfw had a friend who couldn't stop playing this song everytime we had a party
he liked Ylvis too when the hit came out

oh god, what the fuck was I doing with that guy

Flameblow
Flameblow

@askme
mad at finnish hip hop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymNFyxvIdaM

WebTool
WebTool

@Snarelure
Must have sucked a mean dick

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
@Flameblow
@Stupidasole
These 2 basically started finnish hiphop few years earlier before they were asked to make this anthem for Helsinkis 2003 WC. Being bald was the style of rappers during that era (no idea why) and the song is about to pump up team Finland and beating opponents on the road to championship.

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
now that you mention it..

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@w8t4u
Delet

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
growing the game into half-full arenas full of hispanic single moms in places where no one ever played hockey themselves

Yeah i'm good, tbqh

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
2003 WC
This makes me feel a little smuk tbf

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Spazyfool
meanwhile auston matthews
Ok

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TechHater
I'd be mad too caps deserved game 3 and a slight edge in the last game. They should be up 3-1 not the pens. He always carries his team in more than one way and he takes all the blame all the time like a man. His teammates need to step up

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Deadlyinx
this is incredible
tfw youll never be finnish

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Nude_Bikergirl
what is sweden's greatest hockey achievement?
I know there's some gold medals in there somewhere.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperWish
Jan/feb

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
half full arenas
northstars relocated due to attendance
hawks didnt have fans until 2010
jersey boston islanders caps
Ok

Playboyize
Playboyize

@happy_sad
2006 olympic gold. You know, one of the 5 relevant olympic golds in the history of hockey.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
sweden
relevant
you literally get cucked by mongols. neck urself sven

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Emberfire
hating the few conservative white swedes left
We should be lending our support before they disappear user

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberfire
mad at not having a relevant gold medal

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Garbage Can Lid
one meme prospect
Rumun Ndur (born July 7, 1975) is a Nigerian-born professional ice hockey player.

Yeah, you come from a place with strong hockey culture if you can point out one bullshit example. Keep hockey away from plebs. If your ponds don't freeze, you don't deserve the game.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@DeathDog
not him, but what is 1980, sven

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@eGremlin
You do realize ponds freeze in parts of the sunbelt, right?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
n-no that d-doesnt c-count
Cuckolded swedes believe this

MPmaster
MPmaster

@BlogWobbles
Thanks, but this isn't really an important forum in that regard tbf

@Spazyfool
A number, dumbass.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Stark_Naked
Yeah, I'm sure they freeze really well. Please do everyone a favor go skate on one this winter, Manuel.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@MPmaster
I take it back.
I hope you get swamped in somalis.

Methshot
Methshot

@w8t4u
Ok, I'll enjoy my hockey while you continue to be bitter and delusional

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spazyfool
not swede but any olympic gold before NHL joined in is a meme

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methshot
I'll enjoy my nation as it gets great again, while you have to go back, buddy.

FastChef
FastChef

@Sharpcharm
Back to Germany?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
this desu
although 1980 is a pretty top tier meme, especially for the time

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Soft_member
https://youtu.be/F0A7WtCj7yc

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@lostmypassword
I'm sorry you feel that way.

@Sharpcharm
This.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Sharpcharm
@Supergrass

Since none of you can into history:

before NHL joined

1979: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1979_Challenge_Cup (Soviets literally rape NHL dream team, not in one game but sweeping them through 3)

1980: USA beats that exact Soviet roster

SniperWish
SniperWish

What are the chances the capitals actually lose game 5? I mean there's no way the best regular season team loses 4 in a row, right?

TechHater
TechHater

@haveahappyday
I kind of want to watch these games in their entirety.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@SniperWish
I think they come back force game 7 and win the series to be honest

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@BinaryMan
Nah, they've given in to defeat

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperWish
what are the chances the caps choke

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BinaryMan
penguins losing 3 games in a row

not happening

massdebater
massdebater

@Fried_Sushi
fuck off weeb redditor

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Dreamworx
Not yet

Skullbone
Skullbone

@BinaryMan
t.delusional craps fan

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Bidwell
The hockey gods will be on washinntons side

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

How long before Ovenchicken just gives up and goes to the KHL?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@BunnyJinx
One game

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@RumChicken
hockey gods will be on washinntons side

Nope. The hockey gods hate teams with lazy non-passing puckhog snipebabbies
t.
St. Louis sufferer of Brett Hull choking for decades

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
washington always chokes in the playoffs no matter who they are playing
pittsburgh and washington have met in the playoffs 9 times
8 times washington won game 1
only once have they actually taken the series

the hockey gods were never on washingtons side m8

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Raving_Cute
*will be

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Gigastrength
Say what you want but ovi has been one of the most impressive on both sides so far this series

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Gigastrength
the only thing impressive is the number of times he's failed to even hit the net

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
ovi has been one of the most impressive

kek, no. Oshi has been pretty impressive so far, in fact he's gotten the best looking shots this series. Ovi continues to be a ghost. So does Crosby

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
More to hockey than shots

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@BunnyJinx
someone should probably tell ovi that

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TurtleCat
I agree oshie has been the best on Washington side but out of the superstars Ovi has been the most noticeable should I say with malkin do well too, Crosby on the other doesn't exist

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
I guess making a physical presence doesn't count

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Gigastrength
Say what you want but we're going to call you a retard for it

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BunnyJinx
That's the issue. Being a mongoloid human cannon works during the regular season when the defense isn't being fanatical. It does not work in the playoffs and that's all Ostenchkin is.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you sexually identify as Ovie, are you an Ovechkin then?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Bidwell
People hate the truth I understand

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Congratulations, you have a $10 million physical presence

eGremlin
eGremlin

@cum2soon
When it's all your leading 'offensive weapon' is doing? Fuck no.

girlDog
girlDog

@SniperWish
At least he has a presence

iluvmen
iluvmen

@girlDog
This. Its kind of discouraging to see crosby doing jack shit. Gonna be kind of mad seeing him get carried to a cup desu

Flameblow
Flameblow

@BinaryMan
Ovi's already thinking about the world champs games, bruh.
Russkies don't have the mental backbone to keep fighting.

If I was Cindy, I wouldn't go on ice while Ovi's on in G5. That's a surefire way to get injured by flying lumber.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@iluvmen
Me too, he'll pick it up next series tho

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@cum2soon
You can get a "physical presence" from some 500k a year, Ovi is expected to do a lot more

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