How do we fix this sport?
How do we fix this sport?
More full on bareback man-on-man action
time-outs and commercials.
Put it on ice canadabro and ban the semen slurping
make each goal counts as 7 so a 2-1 game would actually be a 14-7.
15 mins commercial breaks every 3 mins.
blow up every third world country
Do Europeans really not understand that a touchdown is actually worth 6 points and that a field goal is worth three and a safety is worth two and that these values wouldn't work if the numbers were reduced?
multiball and moar stoppage for commercials
That's irrelevant. It's much easier to score tap-ins and penalties than it is to score from outside of the box, but they're all worth the same amount of points.
A goal is 8 points.
Each shot on target is 1 point
The team with the highest possession gets 4 points at the end of the match.
Except in American football it's three completely scores, it's not like soccer where it's all a shot into the goal. The game wouldn't work and there would be no strategy or point or balance to the game if all scores were the same. Why do you need everything to be worth the same amount?
each shot on target is 1 point
have fun with hoofball and blooters then
but it only counts if the goalie has to save it, so defensive players need to block shots
You don't get it, there are players like pogba who live for this shit and are put in teams for the long range threat
put it on ice and give em sticks
canadians are easily the worst posters on Sheeky Forums
1) Reduce play time to 70 minutes but everytime the ball is not in play the clock stops
2) add instant replays reviews
Be America's hat
Most relevant achievement is literally being the birthplace of Justin Bieber
A fucking leaf
Even more disgusting diet than the average American consisting of Kraft Dinners, poutine and moose dicks
Terrorist loving PM
Chad Kroeger, Shania Twain and Avril Lavigne are considered the greatest cultural icons
Obsessed with a sport yuropoors are better than them at and awful at literally every single other sport
A fucking leaf
The only thing that needs fixing is your frozen wasteland of a """country"""
You know that's not Canada right?
who is this trouser arouser?
30 min halves
1 timeout per team, per game
face model for sexbot
just reverse search if you dont trust me, or go bing Tricia Helfer
we need to cut britain off from the rest of the world
bunch of inbred cunts
canada on pooicide watch
double checking the action in the camera when the other teams object the referee decision like a hand, an offside in the limit or when players banter each other and then flop to make the other pkayer get a card. Red card to the guy making that shit (like jara fingering or marcelo in barca game). We could start with this one, as the other two suggestions would need some change in the way referees mark
1. Introduce video evidence
3. It's now a literally perfect sport.
this plus stopping the clock when someone is 'injured'
also, harsher penalties for diving
and a reform to the handball rule
it's basically perfect now
ywn get a harsh turbocharged robo handjob by EDI
If it were up to me it would be 5 on 5 soccer. No headers, no offsides, no slide tackling, smaller field and smaller goal. Also, 4 timeouts, 60 minute games, 4 quarters, no stoppage time, and unlimited substitutions. I would Americanize the shit out of soccer. More scoring means more excitement imo. Also, have you seem futsal games? Those guys are creative as fuck with a ball.
@Garbage Can Lid
futsal is football on a handball court. it's not a natural development, the posts are way too small, looks cramped, shots are basically shot and hope it gets in somehow. not a bad sport overall but they should modify the court size and posts. if it were to be designed from scratch i don't think they would settle for such a small court and posts, but like i said they play on handball courts basically, which are very common on europe, school gyms are basically handball courts over here.
Radical idea lads
Make a secondary box bigger and make the blotters worth 2 points