How do we fix this sport?

StonedTime
StonedTime

How do we fix this sport?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

More full on bareback man-on-man action

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

time-outs and commercials.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@StonedTime
Put it on ice canadabro and ban the semen slurping

King_Martha
King_Martha

@StonedTime

make each goal counts as 7 so a 2-1 game would actually be a 14-7.

15 mins commercial breaks every 3 mins.

Methnerd
Methnerd

blow up every third world country

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
Do Europeans really not understand that a touchdown is actually worth 6 points and that a field goal is worth three and a safety is worth two and that these values wouldn't work if the numbers were reduced?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StonedTime
multiball and moar stoppage for commercials

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
That's irrelevant. It's much easier to score tap-ins and penalties than it is to score from outside of the box, but they're all worth the same amount of points.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
A goal is 8 points.
Each shot on target is 1 point
The team with the highest possession gets 4 points at the end of the match.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Illusionz
Except in American football it's three completely scores, it's not like soccer where it's all a shot into the goal. The game wouldn't work and there would be no strategy or point or balance to the game if all scores were the same. Why do you need everything to be worth the same amount?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Booteefool
each shot on target is 1 point
have fun with hoofball and blooters then

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Snarelure
but it only counts if the goalie has to save it, so defensive players need to block shots

Lunatick
Lunatick

@LuckyDusty
You don't get it, there are players like pogba who live for this shit and are put in teams for the long range threat

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@StonedTime
put it on ice and give em sticks

Illusionz
Illusionz

canadians are easily the worst posters on Sheeky Forums

likme
likme

@StonedTime
1) Reduce play time to 70 minutes but everytime the ball is not in play the clock stops

2) add instant replays reviews

Snarelure
Snarelure

@BinaryMan

Be Canada
Be America's hat
Most relevant achievement is literally being the birthplace of Justin Bieber
A fucking leaf
Even more disgusting diet than the average American consisting of Kraft Dinners, poutine and moose dicks
French Canadians
Terrorist loving PM
Chad Kroeger, Shania Twain and Avril Lavigne are considered the greatest cultural icons
Obsessed with a sport yuropoors are better than them at and awful at literally every single other sport
A fucking leaf

The only thing that needs fixing is your frozen wasteland of a """country"""

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
You know that's not Canada right?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Snarelure
WEW LAD
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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@likme
who is this trouser arouser?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

2 balls
30 min halves
2 GK
1 timeout per team, per game

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Gigastrength
face model for sexbot

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche
No way

Inmate
Inmate

@Supergrass
just reverse search if you dont trust me, or go bing Tricia Helfer

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Illusionz
we need to cut britain off from the rest of the world

bunch of inbred cunts

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
canada on pooicide watch

Skullbone
Skullbone

@StonedTime
double checking the action in the camera when the other teams object the referee decision like a hand, an offside in the limit or when players banter each other and then flop to make the other pkayer get a card. Red card to the guy making that shit (like jara fingering or marcelo in barca game). We could start with this one, as the other two suggestions would need some change in the way referees mark

eGremlin
eGremlin

Multiball

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
1. Introduce video evidence
2. ???
3. It's now a literally perfect sport.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@MPmaster
this plus stopping the clock when someone is 'injured'

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
also, harsher penalties for diving
and a reform to the handball rule

it's basically perfect now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@New_Cliche
ywn get a harsh turbocharged robo handjob by EDI

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

If it were up to me it would be 5 on 5 soccer. No headers, no offsides, no slide tackling, smaller field and smaller goal. Also, 4 timeouts, 60 minute games, 4 quarters, no stoppage time, and unlimited substitutions. I would Americanize the shit out of soccer. More scoring means more excitement imo. Also, have you seem futsal games? Those guys are creative as fuck with a ball.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Garbage Can Lid
futsal is football on a handball court. it's not a natural development, the posts are way too small, looks cramped, shots are basically shot and hope it gets in somehow. not a bad sport overall but they should modify the court size and posts. if it were to be designed from scratch i don't think they would settle for such a small court and posts, but like i said they play on handball courts basically, which are very common on europe, school gyms are basically handball courts over here.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Radical idea lads

Make a secondary box bigger and make the blotters worth 2 points

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