Why do people do this?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Calling a game shit

You never played it

Never even seen a trailer for it

Why do people do this?

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Inmate
Inmate

Defending a game

You never played it

Never even seen a trailer for it

y u do dis

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Inmate

Nowhere was user defending it. Just asking why people are so quick to shit on an unreleased game.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

i hate sony for what they did to nintendo with the ps1

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@cum2soon
Because it's the 4th game in a series that has remained largely the same in every incarnation?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@King_Martha
its the same people who shit talk the guy in 1st place in CoD

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@King_Martha
Maybe because it's the fourth in a series of shitty games.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Because it's on a console/platform I don't like

This is how things go around here

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@King_Martha
game

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
I can't have fun with uncharted games because Sheeky Forums told me its a movie game
Your loss, nigger.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Because I played the first & third games, and they were generic as shit.

The games are boring casual shit.

Inmate
Inmate

@Inmate
Because he's paid by some faceless corporation to shill their games on an anime image board

Skullbone
Skullbone

the series is sitting at 1/3 with only 2 being good. And even that isn't everybody's cup of tea. Why are people hyped for 4 for a series with such a bad track record? And don't cite reviews, because we all know how that turned out for U3.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha

Because autism is real.

FastChef
FastChef

Reminder that this is the effect that the ps4 menu music has on the average person.

The menu music alone is this good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPcxXNV12lw

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@haveahappyday
having fuck with a movie where you have to press a every twenty minutes

Fuck off, shill

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
Every game series has a bad track record

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Burnblaze
offer Nintendo a CD based console design
Nintendo says they don't want it and fuck you out of r&d costs
instead go with the same cartridge based design of old
make your console impossible develop for because of the high cost of carts
Sony takes the system design and run with it
consumers overwhelmingly pick the cheaper system with more games
They cucked themselves. They've been making terrible choices ever since.

poor online
still using carts
not keeping up with hardware
selling the same half dozen games every generation
Nobody to blame but Nintendo senpai.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@SomethingNew
kinda like dark souls???

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
and they are to lazy to put a fucking story in dark souls

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@King_Martha
because if I can't it must be shit

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@AwesomeTucker
The difference is that series has good gameplay. Uncharted is a generic TPS.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@BlogWobbles
GTAI ok
GTAII good
GTA III revolutionary
GTA VC great, but could have been better
GTA San Andreas Amazing
GTA IV One of the only good stories in vidya, and cool tech demo
GTA V Bad SP, but best graphics, gameplay, and online.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
yeah dark souls has good gameplay, circle around non weapon hand and roll. That's good gameplay

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SomethingNew
pretty much. it's TLOU all over again, people everywhere will praise the fuck out of it except here.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
Yeah Uncharted has good gameplay. Sit behind some cover and pop out sometimes to shoot enemies with shitty AI. Maybe you'll even climb some shit sometimes. That's good gameplay.

TechHater
TechHater

@Sir_Gallonhead
Dark Souls gameplay:

1) is the boss about to attack? If yes, roll. If not, attack

2) repeat

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon
that's cause this place is full of people who just want to die but are to afraid to go through with it

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Fried_Sushi
you probably dislike it because muh movie game maymay which isn't true
bu but it's a movie game
You sure showed me.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
you forget everything els eit has going for it. Interesting characters,good story,best graphics every time a new game is released, awesome multiplayer etc etc

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
Interesting characters,good story,best graphics every time a new game is released
I couldn't give any less of a shit. If I wanted any of that I'd watch a movie or a JRPG

awesome multiplayer
hahahahahahahaha
no

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Stupidasole
agreed with most of what you said but you had to go and throw in good story. Have you ever seen a half-decent movie, or read even a mediocre book? Vidya stories are trash with no exception. The good thing about Video games is that you can interact with the world.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because the gameplay is shit.

If a game has shit gameplay why even play it?

Inmate
Inmate

@StonedTime
Ace Attorney
Dark Souls
The Witcher 3
Every game ever

Who knows?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
Do you at least get decent money for shilling? I mean it's the same thing with every big game, a month or so before release you get some faggots starting the same threads with the same pictures asking Sheeky Forums, a place where nothing except porn can be discussed civilly, to talk about your aaa game because "you like it" when everyone who has been on this site knows that all this will do is produce derogatory comments, especially with this big money rehashed pieces of garbage. And I get it, you need money, and shit posting on an anonymous image board dedicated to Japanese cartoons is not a bad way to get it, but is it worth that soul sucking feeling that must happen every time you click verify because some corporate like paid you to?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Nude_Bikergirl
it does have good stories compared to most adventure games. They also up'd the tech for this game, better motion capture and all that to make it more realistic feeling

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Inmate
shit gameplay
Dark Souls
Witcher 3

Are you dumb or something?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Because people from Sheeky Forums are meta-hipsters who think they are in a crusade against the popular mass of the website

"/sp/ BTFO", "/co/ BTFO", "/tv/ BTFO", "/a/ BTFO"

In an anonymous imageboard, the only way to highlight is to be a contrarian. I don't know what you expected from a website that unironically uses "normies" as a insult

btw, they may be right about Uncharted. But people dont actually analyse the material before replying

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Spazyfool
Didn't read.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha

Man like every game on Sheeky Forums since TORtanic.

Remember the countless threads about Star Fox?
Or The Witcher 3?
Or any other game?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@King_Martha
countless 'perfect' scores from reviewers
endless threads on Sheeky Forums
all over every form of social media
pic related

GEE
I CAN'T FUCKING IMAGINE WHY I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS GAME

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Stark_Naked
most adventure games

You could go ahead and say all adventure games and I wouldn't disagree. But the fact is that there are no games with good stories when compared to other mediums like film and books.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Spazyfool
well those mediums have been around alot longer than vidya, give it sometime and I bet vidya starts to compare to some of those

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@cum2soon
Reinforcing your own preconceptions makes you feel more secure.
That being said, I´d wager that most people shitting on it DO have seen a trailer or played the previous games which were not amazing either.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fuzzy_Logic
most popular game of the month comes out
Why are people discussing it?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@SniperGod
I doubt it.

Video game stories are actually getting worse.

You'd have to be a knuckle dragging retard to think this generic shit has a good story.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@King_Martha
From what I've seen and played on the demo I can say is the exact same shit they have been doing, didn't liked 1,2,3 certainly 4 won't do the difference fucking NDshill.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
You want me to be honest your money grubbing, big nosed, second level kike shill? I will never even consider playing this game because your happy merchant sub human jew overlords keep sending you maggots to post these shit threads

Fuck off

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@iluvmen
most popular game of the month
Considering the demographics of Sheeky Forums I highly doubt it. It's just sonyggers trying hard to force this generic TPS as the next big thing this board will be spammed with for weeks.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@King_Martha
Not defending uncharted, but this shit bothered the FUCK out of me with Overwatch:

In Closed Beta
Post about it here
People who haven't played it shit post
Argue with them, proving them wrong
They just call me a "blizzcuck" or imply I'm shilling
Open beta comes out
Suddenly the response is really positive, by and large everyone is enjoying it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@SniperGod
They might get better, but in order to do so they would have to remove more of what makes video games what they are. There's a reason why Uncharted, TLOU, Heavy Rain, Ellen Page game, Until Dawn, etc are considered to have good stories in comparison to other games, and at the same time criticized for being movies with quicktime events.

FastChef
FastChef

But I HAVE played it...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

94 on metacritic
implying salty pkuks and Nintendrone opinions matter more than objective and unbiased analysis done by critics
inb4 baseless allegations against critics

TreeEater
TreeEater

@AwesomeTucker
objective and unbiased analysis done by critics

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TreeEater
Called it
baseless allegations

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@AwesomeTucker
Don't forget, reviews only matter when it's convenient for trolling.

girlDog
girlDog

Start as young Drake and jump around a orphange fallowing Bro
Bro bought a bike and is planning to leave town to work, Drake is sad
Time passes
Start in Panama jail
Guard is payed so Drake can look for pirate loot
Find a broken cross
Something goes bad
Brother gets killed
Escape
Work diving job in 'Merican town
Get dat copper
BROTHER SHOWS UP UNDEAD
Says drug load help escape and needs your help to pay him back
Go with him to Italy to get a non broke cross
Cross says go to Scotland

And that's where I am now

whereismyname
whereismyname

@haveahappyday
ask why people complain about game
give reasons
lol get fucked nigger
Go kill yourself

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SniperGod
Keep drinking the Kool-Aid.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@girlDog
Payed

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@AwesomeTucker
There's enough depth to the core gameplay of Souls that just having new levels and bosses is a worthwhile experience. The core gameplay of Uncharted is as basic as it gets. Shooting a dude in the face is exactly the same in Uncharted 1, 2 and 3. What does 4 do to set it apart?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
wrong, I saw a trailer

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@MPmaster
Nice tinfoil hat

WebTool
WebTool

@haveahappyday
I can't argue your point so I'll make one up that I can

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TechHater
Uncharted gameplay:

1) Are you shooting the bad guy? If no, shoot

2) Climb that ledge

askme
askme

@Stark_Naked
The fuck does that have to do with shitty reviewers giving way too high scores to shitty games?

5mileys
5mileys

@whereismyname
implying le movie game posters have ever tried it or should be taken seriously
No.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@haveahappyday
It's bad because its a cover shooter with back cover shooting

For fucks sake !

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
They don't
Those scores are fine
They just don't align with your contrarian world view and hence to justify your shitty taste you wear tinfoil hats and view critics from a position of undeserved skepticism where they're all paid, etc.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@King_Martha
I don't have to have played a game to know if it's shit. With my massive brain, reasoning ability and not being a complete fucking retard, I can tell if controls are shit or if it's going to be a QTE trash fest.
If you've any experience with games, you don't need to play them anymore to tell what you're going to like and why or why not.

And then? You fags still aren't happy. You're all "but you HAVE to play it"
so I give it 10 minutes, and it sucks.
how do you know it sucks you only gave it 10 minutes
so I play for an hour
it can't be SO bad if you played it for an hour
FUCK YOU YOU GOAL POST MOVING PIECE OF SHIT

Methshot
Methshot

@SomethingNew

Why fix what isn't broken?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Skullbone
That's Sheeky Forums opinion, this conformist bullshit is worst the emo trend.
you like what!
Lemme tell you why you a faggot nigga
Now conform with me nigga
You've succesfully infiltrated Sheeky Forums now too shitpost.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
That's a valid complaint. I disagree, but I can at least take you seriously unlike the 'movie' posters. That's all I'm saying. Personally I'm more hype for the multiplayer than the story itself.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
I never said they're paid. I just believe they're shit and absolutely not qualified to score games. Also probably a lot of peer pressure involved. No one wants to run that website that gave an overhyped game a bad score.

Keep playing your cinematic cover shooters though. I'm sure you're enjoying them.

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