Why does sensei never win?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why does sensei never win?

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https://youtu.be/LotK800AgNw
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/20193/bdaa4d30f7/
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/626084/
King_Martha
King_Martha

@Garbage Can Lid
They had their chance at school and missed it. Forever a virgin

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@King_Martha
I want to make a sensei happy

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

She still is win in KissxSis but she is NTRing herself.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid

Come on you should know by now that for the most part Japan has fucked up taste.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@King_Martha
Exactly. Everyone knows you have to find your one and only lover in high school or you're out of luck forever. Maybe, just maybe you can find someone in uninversity. Maybe.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@King_Martha
My parents met in college, while my cousin met her husband while she was working. It's never too late to marry.

@Garbage Can Lid
She's winning the Kissxsis. For now at least.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Should've found her love in high school. And with those looks as an old woman, she certainly was no slouch when she was younger.

Therefore, the fact she has no relationship at this stage is indicative of deeper issues, and thus she's something to avoid.

girlDog
girlDog

@RumChicken
Maybe those "deeper issues" were simply hard work and investing in her career.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Boy_vs_Girl
Shittiest sensei that isn't even a real sensei.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Skullbone
isn't even a real sensei

university professor
one of her lines is literally "I'm a naughty teacher, and you've been a bad boy~"

I'll fite u irl m8

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Lord_Tryzalot
I meant in the fact that neither she nor the game is Japanese.

Still worst girl by far

Methnerd
Methnerd

@girlDog
Exactly. Those are completely horrible traits for a housewife.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Bidwell

Aiko is totally Japanese American. She's still not board related though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@cum2soon
She's still not board related though.
Aren't visual novels Sheeky Forums related? We have weekly Majikoi threads after all.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@PurpleCharger

A: It's not a visual novel. It's a match-3 puzzle game with dating sim elements.
B: It's not Japanese.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@PurpleCharger
/jp/-related, technically

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
@Raving_Cute
Fair enough. Let's no longer derail this thread and get back to the subject at hand: sensei's winning.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

She's a new teacher and just can't relate to the older male faculty members. She may be the educator, but maybe a young high school boy will be the one to educate her about love.

She's probably had a bunch of dicks while at college, though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what if all the girls are seneis?
then sensei has to win!

TechHater
TechHater

@Fuzzy_Logic
She's probably had a bunch of dicks while at college, though.
Don't bring your 3DPD logic into this. Sensei is pure.

@Raving_Cute
Harem anime
All girls are sensei
They all look like shit
For fucks sake Japan, you had ONE JOB.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@TechHater

She's still pure at heart. She's just been fucked senseless while drunk after attending all those mixers that get held by various college clubs. She was probably known as the campus drunkard and passed around from club to club and used as a cocksleeve.

Emberburn
Emberburn

who is the better sensei, amagami's or yahari's?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
SHUT UP. YOU LIE!

@Emberburn
Wasn't Yahari's sensei confirmed to have been robbed by a male prostitute she hired?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Emberburn

You know it to be true.

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want an accelerated near/same age sensei to win a bowl.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
Whose route was this? Back of the knee?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Who is the best sensei and why is it Sawako.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sensei is always best girl

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Reminder that Onizuka sensei will probably die a virgin.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Nojokur

Pretty sure it's Ai's route. Ai was having trouble with her little brother, and his encounter with sensei makes him think that Ai's little brother is also just acting up because he just wants the attention of his big sister, much like Juinichi likes getting scolded by sensei.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Imagine being seduced by your sensei. At first she plays it cool, flirting and teasing you like a pro. She's fully in control, much more knowledgeable, much more experienced, it's clear that she's in charge of your relationship. Then the two of you get intimate and she blushingly confesses that it's her first time. She still takes the lead, of course, but you can clearly see that she has no idea what she's doing. Not that you know any better yourself.

Your first time is awkward but sweet.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd
Who said she has to be a housewife?

King_Martha
King_Martha

S-sorry my body isn't as firm and tight as the young girls in the swimming club.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@King_Martha
Sexy sensei that's insecure about her age despite being much sexier than girls your age

idontknow
idontknow

@LuckyDusty

Sensei would have easily won the Santa costume contest given she's a Christmas Cake and all.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Garbage Can Lid
The only time I've ever heard the teacher win was in Onegai Teacher!/Please Teacher!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Because Asians are obsessed with looking young and any women older than 25 is considered to old.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@LuckyDusty
any women older than 25 is considered to old.
Logic. Have they ever heard of women with experience?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Garbage Can Lid
She always wins my heart.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Sir_Gallonhead
asians who want women with experience

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Sir_Gallonhead
I love older women as much as the next guy but
Sloppy seconds

Ideally you get a young girl with a total MILF for a mother. That way you're almost guaranteed to have a gf that ages like fine wine.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sharpcharm
Unfortunately when pigs fly is right.
@CouchChiller
Ideally you get a young girl with a total MILF for a mother. That way you're almost guaranteed to have a gf that ages like fine wine.
Fair enough. Everybody would love a girl that ages like fine wine.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@iluvmen
fuck Tachibana was such a perv in that series it was almost painful to watch. nigger always trying to catch a peep someones ass or their tits. fucking horny cunt he is.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@haveahappyday
teenage boy
ogling the women around him

Skullbone
Skullbone

@haveahappyday
Not making the most out of it
He just knows whats good.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Garbage Can Lid
he doesn't know
This guy here having given up on the highschool girls went for the better option in getting his din dins with the teacher. Kinda jealous actually.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@haveahappyday
tfw he has been doing this since he was young
didn't help that he actively exploited Rihoko's baka brain in measuring and feeling up her growing primary school tits. Then adding into his antics with Sexhair who knows what he has been doing behind closed doors.

takes2long
takes2long

@haveahappyday

He did what any straight guy would do if he was surrounded with girls like. And thank god he was perverted and did things like kiss Kaoru's belly and Haruka's knees.

If you couldn't handle him in Amagami, you probably would have a harder time with Photokano.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
*back of her knees

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze

Right. Juinichi is a man of excellent tastes and fetishes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@takes2long
kissing Haruka's knees
molesting Sae-chan
getting dominated by Dickbiter
tongue fucking Kaoru's belly button in the library
Fucking Ai-chan in the hotpools
friendzoned the fat girl
did I miss anything out?

takes2long
takes2long

@Garbage Can Lid
what chinese cartoon is this?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
Boku no lurk moar

RavySnake
RavySnake

@takes2long
Boku no Sexhair

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool

Cosplay with Sae.
Sexually suggestive photos of Dickbiter.
Ramen roleplay with Ai.
Measuring Rihoko's lewd elementary school body.
In those DVD specials I remember him cutting Rihoko's toenails. Can't remember what he did with the other girls.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@RavySnake
Why is Sex Hair ruining a perfectly fine drawing?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Illusionz
Man Rihoko must have really had the bad case of shit for brains or she was just too head over heels for Tachibana, hell he could have done all sorts of things to her and she wouldn't mind it since she loves him so. Unrequited love is bitch.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Need_TLC
She's jealous and demands immediate dicking.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Flameblow

She's just really dumb.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Spazyfool
That scene where she was getting ready to ride him was pretty fucking sweet too bad it didn't go anywhere though since she was half asleep but you can tell shes just craving for that dick. or she could have been just teasing him since she knows how much of a thirsty motherfucker he is.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RavySnake
@Spazyfool

Revenge for getting cucked by Haruka.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Flameblow
Maybe, just maybe you can find someone in uninversity. Maybe.

University works well for some people, but all of the friends that I still kept contact with from university that had girlfriends or boyfriends ended up splitting apart except for 2. But those two pairs were engaged while in university and didn't get married until they were stable and had jobs. Zero marriage survivors from high school; people are just too immature or still evolving and thus those early choices ended up in fail as people changed when they grew up.

One of the pairs were both dean's list all the way thru school as electrical engineers and both went on to do graduate work at Stanford. They had an agreement that the one with the best job would be the one the other would follow. Luckily, both of them landed jobs in the SF area so neither had to compromise. The other pair, the girl held off job seeking until her husband got a job and that was in california. She went to CA with him and got employed there as well. He was an electrical engineer and she was nursing. Our university was one of the better ones with a large research hospital, so her experience working there while studying quickly landed her a hospital job. Both marriages succeeded and they are still married.

Summary: A lot of people need more maturity and stable personality before picking a marriage partner.

Inmate
Inmate

It's not fucking fair.

I know she's going to lose. I knew it from the start but it's still not fucking fair. Why can't sensei oneesan end ever happen. Why must they always lose. Fuck japan and their shit taste.

At least they fucked

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Inmate

But she's a bad sensei/onee-chan. I'm not a Ruifag either.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Forever mad

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Garbage Can Lid
Because life is cruel.

For fucks sake, they had a route, they could have animated it for season 2 but no, they had to be faggots with no brains.

massdebater
massdebater

How would you make your sensei feel young again?

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
Those flabby hips

Ruins what could have been a perfect picture. We all know her hips are perfect and child bearing

StonedTime
StonedTime

@idontknow

flabby

Wrong.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@massdebater

Tell her I'm giving the grades out this time, and give her the D.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Garbage Can Lid
I'd let her wien if you know what I mean.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@massdebater
By treating her like the goddess she is.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
Garden of Feels

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt

you will never enjoy comfy house life with your Christmas Cake sensei.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StonedTime
I'm just saying her hips in that picture aren't as perfect and as child bearing as they really are.

Also there will never be a Sensei only doujin. I appreciate that they wrote a few pages but I want 30~ pages of nothing but Sensei getting the love she deserves. Hibiki has a dedicated doujin writer, why can't Sensei be as lucky?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lunatick

Somewhere in this world some kid is living out our fantasies with qt314 Christmas Cake sensei.

farquit
farquit

@Carnalpleasure
Seeing her smile like that makes my heart hurt. On the one hand I want to protect a christmas cake's innocent smile, but on the other hand I want my smile to be protected.

idontknow
idontknow

@Deadlyinx

Given Japan's shit taste, I'm happy there's even any attention paid to her, although a sensei-only doujin (and high quality one) would be amazing.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
This picture made me realise that there are no threesome doujins with stalker and sister

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fried_Sushi
Tell her I'm giving the grades out this time, and give her the D.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
I was happy at the end. They made up, she gave him the hug and he's going to track her down after high school and hopefully give her tender loving care.

Also scans never

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@farquit

Do you have the guts to confess to a broken and slut-shamed Christmas Cake sensei and make her blush?

Gets accused of being a slut and fucking high school students
Goes to park and lets a boy touch her feet out in public, which could be easily misconstrued as something else
Invites said high school boy into her apartment and leads him on, because she's not clueless about how he feels

She really is a slut, though, and she was asking to get fucked.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Carnalpleasure
Lucky fucks.

WebTool
WebTool

@kizzmybutt
But she's cute so it's okay.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Nojokur
There is a manga
The manga ends happier than the movie
Fuck this shit, why didn't anyone tell me this before I cried my eyes out?

@kizzmybutt
Slut
I'll fite u m8

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
Stop with your lies, cake teachers are as pure as snow.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

what is this anime called??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.NNvG0vcIlKp2AgWhPw8OPw&w=113&h=178&c=7&rs=1&qlt=90&o=4&pid=1.1

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
It's a doujin mate.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
@StrangeWizard

She fucked the gym teacher, and gym teacher was probably involved with the woman here at the time.

Methnerd
Methnerd

One-shot movies have Doujins
I'm not sure whether I should be disappointed or overjoyed.

Could you please link me to the doujin? Not to fap, but to feel.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@StrangeWizard
@StonedTime

And gym teacher believed she was fucking high school boys, because he knew first hand the kind of slut he was dealing with. Pretty sure gym teachers only know how to fuck fast and hard, so she was getting her pussy slammed to oblivion after school every day.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@haveahappyday
@kizzmybutt
picked the fuck up

girlDog
girlDog

@haveahappyday
Well, I guess that gym teacher has shit taste if he left a cutie like the teacher for some faceless chick

@Methnerd
Scans never amigo. Just the cover and one page preview from doujinshi.org

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Garbage Can Lid
Because as we've known for years Japan is the land of rising shit taste?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Stupidasole

Hope you like feet. I know I do.

Are feet a top-tier fetish?

https://youtu.be/LotK800AgNw

Booteefool
Booteefool

@RumChicken
Not into feet but it damn well nearly give me a fetish

viagrandad
viagrandad

@haveahappyday
@RumChicken
She has an ex and there are rumors about her seducing some hoebags boyfriend but that doesn't make her a slut. It's not her fault the guy ended up falling for best girl, it's not her fault some jealous hoebag ended up ruining her career. There's nothing in-canon that implies her being a slut.

She led her husbando on because she was dishonest with her own feelings.

@girlDog
Scans never amigo.
Why do nips always hoard the good stuff for themselves?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@viagrandad
Because there is an almighty, all powerful god and he hates us nearly as much as he hates christmas cake teachers

Evilember
Evilember

@Booteefool

One day you'll reach full enlightenment.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
Go on

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Evilember
that webm
Picked up.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@eGremlin
Which is odd, because nearly all the doujins involving Miya are threesome ones.

Why there hasn't been a threesome doujin involving Miya and the cutest girl in the series is beyond me. Maybe Japan really does have shit taste

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
That Arai Kei doujin featuring Miya is the hottest Miya doujin around.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@RavySnake
Yeah they're great. If only he showed Sensei some love instead of chubby.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Sir_Gallonhead
That bitch of an artist literally chose my least two favourite Amagamis out of the six main girls. If only he had drawn Sensei, or Nanasaki, or Kaoru, instead.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
mfw he does a doujin with Sensei in the future

It will never happen but a man can dream.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@New_Cliche

That guy that dragged her off probably got fucked senseless by drunk Takahashi-sensei

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
Christmas cakes don't fuck, they love tenderly

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Garbage Can Lid
Pretty sure Sensei got her own mini-route in Amagami remake. Where she promises to give MC a chance after he'll finish the school.

TechHater
TechHater

@Methshot

Not when they're drunk.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

still no onegai teacher remake or OVA whatsoever

it's cruel world

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Carnalpleasure
Indeed

Inmate
Inmate

@Sharpcharm
She was probably known as the campus drunkard and passed around from club to club and used as a cocksleeve.

sounds familiar.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Skullbone

That sounds way better than shit like Sae's arc.

Sensei confirmed for actually being a pure maiden and only drinks to drown away her sadness.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@JunkTop
Junichi must have some weak sperm or decided to clone the mother and raise her as a daughter.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StonedTime

Doesn't matter. Cute kids.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
Junichi is bland as fuck, so yeah his sperm his weak.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Garbage Can Lid

getting a free pair of shoes
not winning

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Supergrass
Hell, she gave him a hug and he touched her feet. They were one second away from missionary for the purpose of reproduction

Firespawn
Firespawn

Did any of you ever have cute teachers when you were in school

I can't say that I did.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Boy_vs_Girl
Best huniepop, fuck audreyfags

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CodeBuns
audreyfags
....those exist? Why?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Garbage Can Lid
Why does sensei never win?

It only seems negative because the majority of the non-hentai stories need to meet the conservative Tokyo governor's laws that he sponsored to protect the children from bad influences. Thus, manga/anime cannot depict certain things although some manga pushed the limit.

Anime for public broadcast don't want the risk that a key plot item gets censored after release. So if there is any sensei-action implied, it will be in such a minor way to the story that it can be yanked out without requiring the episode to be pulled from broadcast.

If you want to see sensei win, then look to the doujinshi. There are lots of non-hentai but still fairly sexy (ecchi) sensei doujinshi released on the first two days of Comiket.

Picture from:
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/20193/bdaa4d30f7/

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Firespawn

In sixth grade I had a science teacher that was fine as fuck. She was a fresh college graduate, and she wore the tightest skirts. She was just objectively hot, and not in a teacher hot kind of way. Pretty much all the boys had the hots for her, and all the girls in the class knew it too. She would sometimes bend over to pick up things, and you could track all the boys eyes as her ass moved.

I also had a cute Spanish teacher my freshman year of high school. She was also a brand new graduate, and she was half German/Spanish. She had a total flat chest, though, and at the time DFC was not a concept I had know yet.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Boy_vs_Girl
Then why was incest allowed?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Stark_Naked
Wasn't that finished just before anti-incest laws came into effect?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stark_Naked
For the same reason why their porn is censored yet allows frequent depictions of underaged people having sex: Shit's wack, yo

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Harmless_Venom
Why?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Firespawn
Spoilering blogshit

I had a really cute teacher as my basketball club advisor. She was probably around 8 years older than me at that time. Also, she was as hot as the hottest girl in my level. She never taught me personally (she taught the level below me) and she never came down for practice but she accompanied us on trips/matches so we were acquainted.

She used to sleep on my shoulder as we travelled for the abovementioned trips. One time, I pretended to fall asleep as well and rested my head on hers, wondering if she'd say anything after we "woke up". She never did, and I lost contact with her after I graduated. The last I heard of her, she was happily married with kids.

Techpill
Techpill

@Nojokur
Disgusting Flat Chest?
I thought it was natural in every human being.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

i like cakes as much as anyone else but teacher x student is always stupid shit

WebTool
WebTool

@Stupidasole
I'd say that we don't get enough of it.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Supergrass
>>>/cuck/

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Booteefool
friendzoned the fat girl

Fucking faggot.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lunatick
Garden of Feet

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Stupidasole
I want to lick her toes

Playboyize
Playboyize

@takes2long
man photokano was so good until half way.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
@Booteefool
@Evilember
@Stupidasole

Goddammit i need to give it a watch.

I wish that i was able to worship a teacher's feet in school but i was never successful at it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Garbage Can Lid
A child can't please an adult as a partner beyond physical means. If the adult doesn't have a social/emotional issue making interaction with other adults seem frightening, there is no reason to continue interaction once the proverbial itch has been scratched.

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Hence why most cakes are drunken sots who never get love.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Garbage Can Lid
Implying

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Inmate
Because she's a shitty whore of a sensei. Rui is objectively better.

w8t4u
w8t4u

They win when they have an alpha hentai protagonist who is a bad enough dude to blackmail the "reluctant" senseis

MPmaster
MPmaster

Pantyhose are the best.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@MPmaster
I know. They lewdly expose the legs yet cover them up.

Classylewd is a miracle of the universe.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@w8t4u
Blackmail is no fun. A true alpha willingly seduces a pure maiden and she welcomes him with loving arms

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Garbage Can Lid
Because sensei is Christmas cake

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@MPmaster
@Ignoramus
I just got really confused if I was in this or the socks thread.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
highschooler boy
checking out girls when the opportunity arises
perverted
Are you a retarded faggot user? This was a rhetorical question.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
Sensei works better with beta's. They spot the shy, timid schoolboy whose virtue his female peers don't see because they're too immature to appreciate his real value. This is why he needs a mature lady who understands him and initiates him in the practices of love and courtship.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nojokur
@Spamalot
Goddamn you faggot, you are blueballing me with the sample pictures and that's why I can't find this anywhere on the net. Fuck you ;_;

Emberfire
Emberfire

My number one fantasy is to be seduced by sensei

tfw chrismas cake

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Burnblaze
http://www.doujinshi.org/book/626084/

Here you go. Scans will never EVER happen

@viagrandad
Whatever, all I know is that cute young cake teachers deserve only the best.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@King_Martha
My god....I need this...

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
Yeah, that is as far as I got. Fuck off, you will never take my hope away.

WebTool
WebTool

@Illusionz
One day. If he can wait till he is of legal age to track down his waifu, you can wait for the day someone finally scans it.

RumChicken
RumChicken

How should I face the fact that now I'm about as old as all these christmas cakes I see in my animu. I mean, I started watching these high school shows some 7-8 years ago when these characters were OLD HAGS. It's feels weird, /a/nons.

FastChef
FastChef

@RumChicken
I have two years till I reach cake age and as I near that age my appreciation for them grows

King_Martha
King_Martha

Hey Sheeky Forums, you wouldn't flatter an older lady, would you?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
@FastChef
I'm 25, thus a cake. From elementary school to high school to university, I have never been interested in girls my own age. Other boys and men chased them vehemently with a passion and desire I could never understand. All I desired was for a sensei to notice me and develop a loving relationship with.

I'm currently unemployed but I'm pretty sure that as soon as I get a job, I'll project this desire on any attractive superiors I may have. I've always had a thing for strong women in a position of authority with a motherly side. Hell, my first crush was my teacher in my 3rd year of elementary school and I've never truly been in love since.

At least there are doujins I can indulge in.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Three sensei won in KnJ

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@lostmypassword
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@lostmypassword
I'm 25, thus a cake.

3D men can't be cakes.

Techpill
Techpill

How much cake can you eat in one go?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@TalkBomber
It was rocky and pretty distant

Yes yes, Freud and stuff

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Techpill
All of it.

WebTool
WebTool

Forgetting best sensei.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Techpill

I don't really eat cake or cupcakes because i think the frosting that's on most of them is disgusting.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@girlDog
Maybe those "deeper issues" were simply hard work and investing in her career.
A woman could have a relationship while doing that, but if she is not commited to someone by 30 she probably doesnt value them so much or she has some character flaws that ruin them.

massdebater
massdebater

Are there many teachers that aren't cakes?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Garbage Can Lid
She would if its a Josei genre

cum2soon
cum2soon

@massdebater
Pretty sure they exist. The problem is that the average anime protagonist is 15 years old so the only cakes he's likely to meet are his senseis.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Ok I got triggered by that picture. Reminded me of when my qt recent grad high school biology teacher got pregnant.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@BlogWobbles
This is mesmerizing.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Techpill
If it taste sweet, I'll lick it for an hour
And even if it's sour I might lick it in the shower

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@JunkTop
Wasn't that finished just before anti-incest laws came into effect?
Oreimo last aired in 2013.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@lostmypassword
Men don't expire at 25.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BlogWobbles
I can't stop watching.

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
I like to pretend she got pregnant after a gangbang with her students

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles
I'm hungry

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@w8t4u
using a condom
Just punch their stomachs if a kid is in there. Condoms feel like garbage.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
I bet you get all the ladies.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I never knew that about condoms.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Sensei ftw

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Dont know if this count ?

Supergrass
Supergrass

She was just a christmas keiki in training. she was doing assistant teaching to get job experience while working towards her teaching degree or something

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
She deserved to win.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Ice queen sensei with pantyhose a best

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Age gap

MC is almost always a student so there's a big problem there to begin with

Skullbone
Skullbone

@GoogleCat
Not even the best teacher in her series.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@PurpleCharger
Age gap
Problem

*tips ledora*

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
Hunie Pop

God, what a disgusting game, shitty artstyle and shitty personalities for the girls.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

please

Methshot
Methshot

@Fuzzy_Logic
teacher

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Sensei a best

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

get taken home by sensei for a delicious homecooked meal
black out
wake up
can't remember anything but my balls feel achey and empty

Playboyize
Playboyize

ITT: retarded butthurt beta lonely permavirgin pedophile pieces of shit who still don't know what the words old, older or hags mean and they still pretend to like adult women because they still like to fit in.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
Thats is sexualharassment in burgerland

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@CodeBuns
Only if the teacher is male.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha
Those tits

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
Wow fucking pig 3d whores can get away with it. No fair. They want equals rights? Then equal punishments

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Garbage Can Lid
But a sensei did win in 14-sai no Koi

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
she can teach me any time

idontknow
idontknow

ITT: retarded butthurt beta lonely ugly permavirgin pedophile pieces of shit who still don't know what the words old, older or hags mean and they still pretend to like adult women because they still like to fit in.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Playboyize
You forgot the buzzwords 'literally' and 'objectively'.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@idontknow
@Playboyize
This posts gave my cancer.

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