Would you an Elle?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Would you an Elle?

Would you an Elle on the can?
Would you an Elle in Sudan?
Would you an Elle in a van?

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7r-B3gsxcY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnVVqTGNCYo
https://archive.org/a/thread/82517671/
WebTool
WebTool

@whereismyname

L85 is probably my second favorite Upotte.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I want a new healthy Xebec show, not more 2loveru shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@farquit
not ellewiththeXM8.jpg

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Best upotte.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Boy_vs_Girl
JELLY ROLLS

girlDog
girlDog

@whereismyname
@farquit
When is she going to become A2 and actually be useful?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Boy_vs_Girl
best snug
FG42-sensei

I did nazi that coming...

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
Never. Because Eggplant Man is a sadist.

*cries inside*

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Boy_vs_Girl
I want to dual wield FG42 sensei and Thompson sensei,

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Lord_Tryzalot
Thompson-sensei in her gangster days a best.

tfw Eggplant Man will never dress her up like a Colonial Marine like Jatimatic is dressed like Stallone in Cobra

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lord_Tryzalot
You can't deal with FG42's Recoil in one hand.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Lord_Tryzalot
implying you can single-handedly handle the FG42
figuratively and literally

King_Martha
King_Martha

@WebTool
He also wont let us see her taller, long haired sister L86.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
I want to fuck her in the extractor.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TalkBomber
The FG42 is more controllable on full auto than the FAL and G3 are.
The M14 is not even close to any of them because of its lack of a pistol grip.
FG42 is wilder than a real assault rifle or even an FALO or HK11/21 as it lacks the extra mass of the heavy barrel, but the pistol grip (especially the ver2 grip without the weird angle) and the in line stock make it surprisingly controllable from the shoulder.
Prone with the bipod down full auto is really controllable.
There is a reason why FGs layout was copied in the M60, the AR10/15/M16, and the StG57.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
she'll probably broke halfway so no

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lord_Tryzalot
Dual wield
L-lewd!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@King_Martha
Life is suffering.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BunnyJinx
FG42-sensei also has a recoil buffer in her stock which absorbs a significant portion of the force, like AR-10 or AR-15

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BunnyJinx
FGs layout was copied

M1941 did it first.

farquit
farquit

Where's the ACR

Booteefool
Booteefool

I wish this series gave some love to proper machine guns.

It would be pretty hard to design a character that could convey the pure sexiness of the MG42 and MG3 though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@farquit
In CoD, where it belongs.

@Booteefool
you'll never have an MG42 waifu

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Booteefool
@StrangeWizard
What would an MG42/3 girl even look like? This is why /ak/ needs more good drawfags.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Booteefool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7r-B3gsxcY

MPmaster
MPmaster

@ZeroReborn
What's that got to do with anything?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@MPmaster
Like MAC-10, but she doesn't run out of ammo.

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
kek

w8t4u
w8t4u

@whereismyname
How can something this useless be this cute?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@w8t4u
Because Elle an adorable bed wetting retard.

I want to snuggle her and protect her smile.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnVVqTGNCYo

It's r-really lewd!!

likme
likme

@kizzmybutt
Ian-kun field-stripping Funco-chan

It's like real-life fanfiction

Methnerd
Methnerd

Who is this guy, and why does he keep pretending like he's a character in this show?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methnerd
he hasn't read the mango
he doesn't know about the big reveal

Our lord and savior John Moses Browning is disappointed in you.

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Have you tried watching literally ANY other show made by them?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
"Hi, I'm Ian, here at Rock Island Auction House with another video episode on Forgottenweapons.com, and today we have a Belgian FNC rifle"
"w-what am I doing here? W-what is this place? Why am I tied up?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT SCALPEL?!"
"I'm really excited to show you guys how this rifle works, so let's bring the camera back, and... take a look inside!"

farquit
farquit

@New_Cliche
NO NO NO NO FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

DON'T MAKE ME REMEMBER MISSES GRAND.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@farquit
"We'll start by removing the handguard, like so..."

Flameblow
Flameblow

can't we kikestart season 2 or something? Throw all the goddamn money at xebec so they actually make it happen?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Misses Thompson, I mean.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Flameblow
Throw money at Eggplant Man directly

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
he will just use it to buy more rifles and show us photos of them at the end of each new chapter.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
True

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@WebTool
*cries inside*
neo-/a/ is real

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TurtleCat
I'm lost, what?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lunatick
https://archive.org/a/thread/82517671/

Firespawn
Firespawn

@whereismyname

2015
Not supporting Jew guns
Not owning a Tavor
Not sticking your dick into the chamber everynight while your FN looks on

Common Sheeky Forums

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@iluvmen
Yes.

This is exactly my fetish.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
Based Jarv

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
Is it wrong that I almost want to see someone make this into a comic? I mean, yeah, it's serious /d/ territory, but I'd laugh my ass off.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@iluvmen
no bully pls

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Burnblaze
not posting the superior version

Evilember
Evilember

@iluvmen
Do raifus bleed when you vivisect them?

Evilember
Evilember

Why is there not an anime where the girls are cars yet?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@farquit
This.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Evilember
I dunno user

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

nice internals

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evilember
wasnt that that really old anime utena

askme
askme

@lostmypassword
airshit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@askme
its okay the real one is shit too

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@askme
sorry, i didnt know i was in /k/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles

see @iluvmen

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
the airsoft actually shots

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
You'll never escape the /pol/k/a/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@BlogWobbles
Don't talk shit about my raifu user

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Booteefool
Too healthy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog
Moar malnourish slavshit when?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@DeathDog
Dem pubes

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@eGremlin
So what waifurus have shown their body hair so far?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

come home
see this /a/thread/130252305#p130269817
bueno.svg

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Fried_Sushi
Damn, Funco actually kicked ass this time!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
It's a bi-monthly manga isnt it. The wait is suffering

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@kizzmybutt
It's monthly but it sometimes has delays because of comiket, preparations for the tankoubon release... or incidents like that one time the author's cat spilled ink on a few pages, haha...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
I'll buy the tavor sometime next year.
My local funstore usually has a few in stock so I just got to save up a few shekels.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

How do yu go about finding your raifu? I have never held a gun before but I ship out to BCT in a few months.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@DeathDog
Chapter please.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Raving_Cute
Shoot her frequently and clean her well, and she'll find you.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@whereismyname

Updates when?
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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@ZeroReborn
Chap 63 raws are out. Just need translation and typesetting

5mileys
5mileys

@farquit
Thanks

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

These are guns, not your waifu.
Sticking your penis into a gun is very dangerous for you, and more importantly very bad for the gun. Neither cum nor blood is good lubricant, and might jam something when it dries.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I liked it when I could believe Sako could save this series.

Should have known better than to hope a gangrape NTR artist wouldn't sell his daughters out once he saw that Kantai Collection succeeded with a similar formula.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
I'm sure whatever weapon is assigned to you will be your raifu. You will be cleaning her, taking care of her, and spending plenty of time with her whether you actually like her or not. You will take responsibility!

Otherwise she'll turn on you and leave you dead in the woods/desert.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sharpcharm
he doesn't tenderly fuck his mosin

RumChicken
RumChicken

I want FAL to take responsibility.

She has a whole gunrack of girls that she would be buried under.

Methshot
Methshot

@RumChicken
not best battle rifle

DeathDog
DeathDog

Battle rifles best, especially Grandpa

Funko, Chuusuri and Aug are pretty cool, though

Methshot
Methshot

@farquit
Did he make any more of these past the 3rd one?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
No I would not an Elle do
I would not do her on the can
I would not do her in Sudan
I would not do her in a van
Or on a bus
Or in the dust

I will not do an Elle user
Now get your bitch ass off my lawn

JunkTop
JunkTop

@farquit
Terrible art
But has the presence of mind to show pubes realistically obscured through panties
Wacky

Snarelure
Snarelure

Elle a shit

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Garbage Can Lid
Now get your bitch ass off my lawn

Damn son, that's the sickest one I've seen in a while. Congrats.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@whereismyname
damn son look at those thick thighs
would destroy

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
Bullpups, my nigga, bullpups.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@whereismyname
Would you an Elle?

No, Upotte is my Raifu

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@AwesomeTucker
all girls have been naked in canon besides the most outwardly sexual girl.

is this eggplants idea of a joke?
I want to see some Sako goodies.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methshot
There's two issues of echiina and four of rufuira afaik

King_Martha
King_Martha

/r/ing "this is my raifu, this is my gun".

Nojokur
Nojokur

@King_Martha

Are you perhaps blind?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nojokur
I just didn't wan to say "bump".

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

This is my raifu. There are many like her, but this one is mine.

My raifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.

My raifu, without me, is useless. Without my raifu, I am useless. I must fire my raifu true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will…

My raifu and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…

My raifu is human, even as I, because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as an imouto. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her parts, her accessories, her sights and her barrel. I will keep my raifu clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will…

Before Haruhi, I swear this creed. My raifu and myself are the defenders of moé. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.

So be it, until victory is moé’s and there is no enemy, but peace!

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