GATE

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Reminder that Itami's only one guy in a long list of men she's had relations with.

All urls found in this thread:
https://mega.nz/#!68NwyTKI!fgd4YUZbWcwkN0AOwp57IXQsid-E2HYG0ZmQY5NkXxU
http://pastebin.com/SUsD4ZyY
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Gabriel_Fahrenheit
Firespawn
Firespawn

SHE'S A LEGAL LOLI, SALRIGHT

whereismyname
whereismyname

@GoogleCat
She's still a virgin

Playboyize
Playboyize

@GoogleCat
That only makes my penis harder.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yeah so what ? If you're living for 960+ years you're allowed to have multiple dicks in your life.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

/a/thread/130226888#p130264149
implies she has swung both ways in her life.
No, that woman in the inset is part of the reason why she became a priestess.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

/a/thread/130226888#p130264065
/a/thread/130226888#p130264149

Will we ever have a clear explanation as to what her tastes are? This is very vague.

Also, taking into account that the person in /a/thread/130226888#p130264065 seems to wear a similar outfit to Rory's, and therefore might be a member of Emroy's temple, Mooi being a trap could mean that person is a crossdressing dude.

Fuck this is all over the place.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@GoogleCat
Still definitely would.

girlDog
girlDog

@whereismyname
she's virgin because hymen regenerates
I don't give a shit about hymen, I want pure.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
Anyone who thinks that's wrong should try living 900+ years without seeking companionship.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@girlDog
Try to pick up some elemental school children then.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why haven't you converted yet to the (future) goddess of love?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@LuckyDusty

elemental school children

Lelei?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
Best girl.
Would show magic tricks to.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
Carnage relations, if you know what I mean.

farquit
farquit

@GoogleCat
@TurtleCat

Never date a slut-fu.

Never.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@girlDog
perma-virgin with skills of a sex goddess
mfw that's the Muslim heaven for martyrs

@LuckyDusty
I tried to but the fire elemental tomboy burnt me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@GoogleCat
It's probably her best friend, the ancestor of the apostle Mabel and the sacrifice for the sword of Zufmut.

Evilember
Evilember

@GoogleCat
It's her best friend who died as a living sacrifice to God of Light and Order

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
Yeah, don't date.
Its ok to pump a slut full of cum though.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword
@Evilember

That would make sense according to the novelfag spoilers the other day.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
Its ok to pump a slut full of cum though

Enjoy your STDs.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@GoogleCat
Reminder that Itami is the only man she ever chose as her vassal, so that she may be with him for eternity.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lord_Tryzalot
Itami is the only man she ever chose as her vassal

Is that confirmed?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
I tried to but the fire elemental tomboy burnt me
She already has a foreign boyfriend.

Next time go for the blond lightning otaku slut.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
Do you see any other half invincible people around her?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good consolation prize for being a cuck.

askme
askme

@New_Cliche
I saw a lot of half-people around her.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Gate R-18
https://mega.nz/#!68NwyTKI!fgd4YUZbWcwkN0AOwp57IXQsid-E2HYG0ZmQY5NkXxU

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@askme
Hobbits aren't people

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good old I'm done riding the cock carousel, I want to settle.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Granted "enjoyed being with a man" leaves a lot of wiggle room but its a safe bet she's not talking about a peck on the cheek.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TurtleCat
I'm talking about bisected barbarians, not hobbits.

(Are there even hobbits? I haven't seen any in the manga so far.)

girlDog
girlDog

Threadly reminder

TreeEater
TreeEater

Manga designs literally better for everyone except for tuka she looks derpy in the manga sometimes

Snarelure
Snarelure

@MPmaster
There are confirmed dwarfs. Dunno about hobbits but I wouldn't be surprised.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
iamstillmad.jpg

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
@TreeEater
Seems like the anime is trying to stay closer to the LN designs than the manga. That works for me, though obviously it's just opinions.

FastChef
FastChef

@New_Cliche

But it doesn't make him immortal, he still ages. She could have made many vassals along the centuries, only to have them pass away and become her future soul harem for when she ascends.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
It is. in the gaiden, Mortar (the dwarven apostle, thy Hammerness) comments on how Rory finally decided to get a vassal after all these years. Granham also chimes in too. (Granham already has a vassal, a muscular and handsome Schwarzenegger-ish homo lover)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@girlDog
You know what, I don't care about the art style anymore. The manga is the manga, and the anime is the anime. I'm enjoying both so who cares.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BlogWobbles
It wasn't much.

idontknow
idontknow

@FastChef
Given her personality I really doubt there are others. Not saying it's not possible, but unlikely.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Stark_Naked

Pretty damn good.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

So we're all in agreement then?

Rory is best girl.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@girlDog
They overdid the moe aspect, but I still prefer the anime design.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Bidwell
It wasn't much.
That's what she said!

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
Not while tuka and 15 yearold autist loli are still around, no

girlDog
girlDog

@Dreamworx

filename

lel

Methshot
Methshot

@Lunatick
Plus there's soon to be another girl added to the group

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

One of the most laughable things someone said to me in a dumb argument about the viability of zombies as a threat to the entire world was “I highly doubt soldiers spend time thinking about how to kill zombies.”

They were operating under the assumption that military life cuts you off from pop culture. Sometimes it does, but only for a limited stretch at a time.

Itami still isn’t plausible though.

The military is absolutely full of nerds. It’s just that the ones like Itami tend to find themselves on their way out after they max out their credit cards buying memorabilia and fail too many PT tests because they never work out; they just run straight home and dive headlong into their hobby every day.

Itami doesn’t have the motivation to be an officer, let alone some kind of spec ops ninja. At 31 years old, he would’ve been drummed out years before he would’ve had a chance to go through the Gate. Especially from a JSDF constantly under the grind of budget cuts, with ever more pressure to separate the chaff from the wheat.

That’s not to say that there aren’t special forces nerds or there aren’t ones who obsess over weird shit. I’m certain there are. But they aren’t like Itami.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Fried_Sushi
anime isn't like real life
Well fuck me sideways

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Fried_Sushi
Too long. Re-do it. One sentence, ten words or less.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Fried_Sushi
lol yeah rite autismo

idontknow
idontknow

@Fried_Sushi
That’s not to say that there aren’t special forces nerds or there aren’t ones who obsess over weird shit. I’m certain there are.

GATE threads taught me that the US 10th Mountain is basically a Comiket crowd in uniform.

Not really SF but not National Guard either.

Techpill
Techpill

@Stark_Naked
a 3DPD worth banging

Well I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Fried_Sushi
Itami doesn’t have the motivation to be an officer, let alone some kind of spec ops ninja.

In the story, he was assigned those things as punishment, but somehow he managed to get through the programs. He was never motivated to do that kind of training on his own, and that's exactly why he was put out to pasture at a desk job assignment rather than doing field work.

He's a "pushed by fate" type of protagonist, not a visionary.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Techpill

It's probably a dude.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
he isn't only one guy, she loves him

whereismyname
whereismyname

@CouchChiller
I'm OK with that.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@farquit
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a woman who knows men.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin

Love is a form of madness.

likme
likme

@eGremlin

I hnngh errytime

Then I remember everyone's disbelieving face on the next page and I laugh

Illusionz
Illusionz

@CodeBuns
not related to anything, but that reminds me
apostles all have unique honorifics.

Rory Mercury = Your holiness
Giselle = Your Grace/Eminence
Mabel Faun = Your Honor
Wareharun = Your Treeness
Motor Mabuchis = Your Hammerness
Granham Hotec = Your Brilliancy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
No.
霜月shimo
ciabook/shimotsuki18

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Illusionz
your hammerness

Inmate
Inmate

@Illusionz
Holiness can be capitalized too

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CouchChiller

Dorfs, man

Fucking dorfs.

askme
askme

@Fuzzy_Logic
Once again proving they're the worst race.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Illusionz
your hammerness

Can you guess who the dwarf is?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Garbage Can Lid
That Hotec?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Garbage Can Lid
Can you guess who the dwarf is?

The drunk one.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
Not only hymen. The tightness too, and she know how to please men.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Motor Mabuchis
Mabuchisu Motors
All these alcohol names in the Empire nobility yet the Dwarf is named after a motor manufacturer.

Techpill
Techpill

@haveahappyday
Hehe

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
Purity is over rated.

takes2long
takes2long

@GoogleCat
He's destined for the Princess route anyway.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@takes2long
He's destined for the Princess route anyway.
Which princess?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Lord_Tryzalot
She'd look much better if she was in her body's prime around 22.5-27.5 years old.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
How many royal / imperial princesses have been shown so far?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@AwesomeTucker
its 100% wiggle room since its the fucking tertiary Manga

find that text in the novel or webnovel

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
Mostly the 10th one, and he hasn't spent much time with her in specific as compared to all the other (better) girls.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Stark_Naked
See now the thing is you can't be sure that it doesn't have a penis. The safe bet would be to walk away.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@happy_sad
If you're referring to Bozes and the rest: they're nobles, not royalty.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
See now the thing is you can't be sure that it doesn't have a penis. The safe bet would be to walk away.

Why would a penis make you walk away?

Is it to give the penis easier access to your ass?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Why is Rory so perfect?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@haveahappyday
He is the Hammerness after all

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SniperGod

I'm referring to the fact that Piña is 10th in succession, so she's very unlikely to be the only princess.

askme
askme

@CodeBuns
somebody post the webm, i need to fap

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Gigastrength
Amen.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@viagrandad
True indeed for I am madly in love with mai waifu.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Sir_Gallonhead
fuck

is rory really ruri?

ill never be able to read GATE again without seeing kuroneko

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
@Stark_Naked
anon turning down an eternal loli for her adult version.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Methshot
Ruri cosplays as Rory. I'll always prefer the real thing over some fake.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Snarelure
This was done long before. Look at the LN design, if I didn't know better I would say it was her. Also, manga artist made the same joke.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@idontknow
I don't underestimate Japan's armed forces, but our's is just better, like extremely better. We have the greatest military in the world for a reason.

Home turf advantage is probably the only thing I could give them, but at least if it were in reality, the USA would have maps of that terrain and our men are prepared to adapt to new terrain and still be successful. I'm not sure which group they sent in there, but they should have been able to put a much better fight than that. At least if it were the Marines or Navy SEALS, those Japanese boys would have been screwed.

They basically ran in there head first and died. There would be a lot more strategy than that.

Methshot
Methshot

All these purityfags, holy shit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
I know right?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Boy_vs_Girl
We have the greatest military in the world for a reason.
Money.

Nobody else can afford two carrier groups.

farquit
farquit

@takes2long
come to a world of dragons, elves, and monsters
settle for a human woman

How miserable

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Anyone know the ETA for Chapter 49. of the /ak/ scanlation?

I know the raws have been released yesterday but I only just caught up so I've no idea when they are due to be out.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Its ok
Shes still a virgin

Firespawn
Firespawn

Come on Sheeky Forums, you know damn well if you were an immortal loli you'd be hopping from cock to cock as much as possible.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@GoogleCat
To be fair, burgerland can't afford 2 carrier groups either. That's why we have such a ridiculous debt to everyone.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
I've got some bad news for you user

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@farquit
His options are somewhat limited.
two daughterus
a friendzone ex-wife
someone unwillingly betrothed to a malicious deity
Yao's probably got some serious deal-breaking issues of her own

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
I know the raws have been released yesterday

Sorry brah, it's on a break this month. The new chapter won't be out till end of September.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Firespawn
There's no doubt about that.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@ZeroReborn
someone unwillingly bethrothed

All Itami has to do is say "no, not happening" and Rory changes from goddess of love to goddess of itamis cock.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@happy_sad
@Illusionz
Oh fuck me. It's legitimately become the thing I look forward to most nowadays.

Cheers for the info anons anyhow.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@hairygrape
Didn't she say ascending to godhood means no more pleasures of the flesh?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@ZeroReborn
I think Yao is fine with whatever he decides. She's an open minded woman.

Methshot
Methshot

@ZeroReborn
two daughterus
Okay, I understand not banging the mentally traumatized elf girl, because she's not quite sane enough to make a decision like that yet.

But the magician girl is not mentally traumatized. She ought to be one of the valid choices.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@ZeroReborn
someone unwillingly betrothed to a malicious deity
Actually Rory rejected Hardy and stay rejected. Hardy can't force her, because like it or not she is still under Emroy's protection. Rory is just annoyed that she is being harassed for the last 200 years.

girlDog
girlDog

@Methshot
They're already married so it doesn't matter.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@girlDog
@TreeEater
Manga a SHIIIT, all the designs look horrid there, seriously
Glad they were ignored completly

massdebater
massdebater

@Methshot
She's 15 though, and even when she's legal he'll be 36. Bit too much of an age gap for a healthy relationship in my opinion.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
Bit too much of an age gap for a healthy relationship in my opinion.
Healthy relationship? Itami gave up on that already.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
Ascending to spirithood.

In my opinion, it has to be Rory.

Only 30-40 years left till she ascends
Elf is out the way after the daughter fiasco
Wizardgirl is too young.
Darkelf is too new to the story to be anything major
Story seems to be setting up with Hardy as antagonist, possibly with deuterantagonist as America/China

And fuck ex-wife. No Fujoshi is gonna get my MC's attention.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat

How could anyone expect someone close to a thousand years old to be a "pure virgin"? She could have had a dozen men she felt true love for and spent their entire lives (50 years) with and still have decades of grieving between each. There's no way you could call that a slut or lack of judgement. It's just inevitable with the differences in life times.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Methshot
Magician girl revealed her crazy during the dragon fight. Don't stick your dick in fantasy crazy with magical sword-shooting powers.

whereismyname
whereismyname

This new girl Shandy is joining the harem soon right

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Spamalot
Ex is already set up as the lifelong friend, at least from a story and realistic standpoint.

It'd be absurd for /ak/ incarnate to go for anyone besides the cosplaying loli

TechHater
TechHater

@girlDog
This is what I like to hear.

@massdebater
If 15 is legal in her tribe, then I don't really see the problem. They don't need to live on Earth after all, and she's smart enough that he's not taking any advantage of her.

@Spamalot
In my opinion, it has to be Rory.
Rory is also a great choice.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@GoogleCat
Ironically the best girl is the one with blue hair and no tits/ass.

The elf slut is retarded and Rory is a literal slut.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
The elf slut is retarded

Nah, bro, she's just got some heavy PTSD and some very harsh grief issues.

She'll get over them some day... but it might be a while, and starting a relationship with her before she's over her issues seems like a terrible idea.

So yeah, I'm okay with daughter-zoning the Elf gir.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Well, well, look whose back.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Boy_vs_Girl

But your post doesn't address anything in mine.

I just said that as a nerdbait, Gate threads had shown the biggest western military weebs to be Americans.

Also the guys in the unit attacking the springs were CIA, and had no idea where Itami and co were going before 20 minutes until the assault. Do you guys have maps of every hot springs in Japan, even Ministry of defense-owned?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@eGremlin
literal slut

She's almost 1000 years old, and describes Itami as "the most fun she's had in *centuries*". Stop being so prude

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@haveahappyday
literally wat

the only people who MAYBE look better in the anime are Tomita, maybe Lelei, and a few of the side characters.

Bozes, Kuri and Pina have all been completely ruined.

@eGremlin
@RavySnake
Jesus christ drop the 'pure virgin' meme for once.

Pretty sure what matters is she's never spent this long with a single group/person as she has now, like @Spamalot
says.

Flameblow
Flameblow

If I wanted sluts I would literally just have to look out the window.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spamalot
Her hymen may regenerate but her mind will never forget being pounded by giant cocks, something a Japanese like Itami will never live up to.

Setting himself up as a cuck. Just a matter of time after their first sexual encounter before Rory goes looking for a real man.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TalkBomber
B-but muh love

Skullbone
Skullbone

@TalkBomber
Stop projecting your insecurities, thanks.

FastChef
FastChef

@Skullbone
muh projection meme

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
The purity meme needs to end, some retards are actually taking it seriously

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@CouchChiller
Shes wearing a skirt so its ok

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@TalkBomber
Keep in mind a typical "real man" in the special region is a half retarded bandit who enjoys forcing himself on little girls.

A confident, heroic guy who's idea of a good time isn't pounding children from both directions is a breath of fresh air Rori's world.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@whereismyname
not bad

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
I'm certain Rory had her pick among the atypical men.

Supergrass
Supergrass

In August of 20XX, a portal to a parallel world, known as the "Gate", suddenly appeared in the Piazza di Spagna, Rome. Monsters and troops poured out of the portal, turning the tourist attraction and iconic landmark into a bloody inferno.

The Esercito Italiano immediately took action and pushed the fantasy creatures back to the "Gate". To facilitate negotiations and prepare for future fights, the EI dispatched the Third Reconnaissance Team to the "Special Region" at the other side of the Gate.

Gaspare Rossi, a Bersagliere officer as well as a 33-year-old patriotic pizzaiolo from Naples, was appointed as the leader of the Team. Amid attacks from enemy troops the team visited a variety of places and learnt a lot about the local culture and geography, while exporting the fine traditions of italian cuisine in the new world.

Thanks to their efforts in humanitarian relief, although with some difficulties they were gradually able to reach out to the locals. They even had a cute elf, a sorceress and a self-declared saint in their circle of new friends.

On the other hand, the major powers outside the Gate such as the Camorra, the N'drangheta and the Northern League Party were extremely interested in the abundant resources available in the Special Region. They began to secretly exert pressure over the Italian Republic

A suddenly appearing portal to an unknown world - to the major powers it may be no more than a mere asset for toppling the international order. But to our protagonists it is an invaluable opportunity to broaden knowledge, friendship, and ultimately their perspective towards the world.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@FastChef
anon can't stop thinking about a woman with other men

And Itami is the cuck. Okay.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

roryfags

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

In 20XX, during the Daily Palinca Drinking Ceremony, a portal to a parallel world, known as the "Gate", suddenly appeared in Bucuresti, Romania. Monsters and troops poured out of the portal, turning the town into a bloody inferno, after they were lynched to death with baseball bats and cheap swords by an army of taxi drivers.
The nearby gabori immediately took action and spit the fantasy creatures back to the "Gate". To facilitate negotiations and prepare for future fights, the gabori dispatched the Third Removal Team to the "Special Region" at the other side of the Gate.

Popescu Vasile, a festival attendee as well as a 23-year-old truck driver and gypsy, was appointed as the leader of the Team. Vasile attacks from enemy troops the team visited a variety of places and stole a lot of iron goods and drinks from the locals.

Thanks to their efforts, although with some difficulties they were able to find use for the locals. They even had a cute zgripturoaica for shit tastes, a vrajitoare for the residents of Pantelimon tastes and a demigoddess for the stinky gypsies of the Moldavia land. On the other hand, the major powers outside the Gate such as Hungary, Bulgaria and the EU were extremely interested in the abundant resources available in the Special Region and Transylvania. They began to exert pressure over the gabori.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

gate is shit, the plot was done by others before enjoy your recycle pile of shit faggots.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
Alright, so from what we've seen so far;

'Real men'
As @Need_TLC
says, most of them are bloodthirsty idiot marauders.
Noble/Powerful men
Cough, that fuck that gets beaten up, cough. She's probably sick of them.
Intelligent men
Virgin awkward wizards like Lelei's teacher who are too interested in ancient scrolls to get laid.

Suddenly, you've got a mystical, dangerous, but kind guy who shows up that isn't all about honor like the nobility are but still has principles of his own. He's also very physically capable (even if he is a slacker, he's still a ranger). If I was Rory I would be all over that.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Need_TLC
Keep in mind a typical "real man" in the special region is a half retarded bandit who enjoys forcing himself on little girls.

It's literally Sheeky Forums.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Playboyize
He's still got a small penis so it doesn't matter. Rory's mind-vagina is basically a blown out prolapsed mess.

farquit
farquit

@King_Martha
local internet user finds out he's gay after thinking about cock sizes all day

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@farquit
My post had equal parts penis and vagina, and the vagina bits were more vivid with their imagery.

You're the one who keeps focusing on the penis aspect of my posts. Methinks you're the gay.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CouchChiller
Methinks you're the gay.
Welcome to Sheeky Forums.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@CouchChiller
methinks

This wasn't your first post and surely won't be your last.

Evilember
Evilember

@CouchChiller
Not that guy but dude, you should really stop embarrassing yourself.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Supergrass

In August of 20XX, a portal to a parallel world, known as the "Gate", suddenly appeared in the Whitburn, Scotland. Monsters and troops poured out of the portal, turning the ruined and desolate town into a bloody inferno.

The Whitburn Young Lads (WYL) immediately took action and pushed the fantasy creatures back to the "Gate". To facilitate negotiations and prepare for future fights, the West Lothian council dispatched the Scotland Community police to the "Special Region" at the other side of the Gate.

Andrew McFee, a Scotland police officer as well as a 33-year-old weed dealer from the Gorbals, was appointed as the leader of the Team. Amid attacks from enemy troops the team visited a variety of places and learnt a lot about the local culture and geography, while teaching the locals about 'muh austerity' and how the English are all cunts.

Thanks to their efforts in humanitarian relief, although with some difficulties they were gradually able to reach out to the locals. They even had a cute elf, a sorceress and a self-declared saint in their circle of new friends.

On the other hand, the major powers outside the Gate such as the SNP, the Glasgow city council and the Celtic Football club were extremely interested in the abundant resources available in the Special Region. They began to secretly exert pressure over the Holyrood parliament.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CouchChiller
You can get out of here now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
@Stark_Naked
I don't feel embarassed, must be the autism

SniperGod
SniperGod

@RumChicken
how many of these have been made?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperGod
Literally just saw the previous one in this thread and decided to type one up about my own country. No idea if they are a 'thing'.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Gate confirmed the normalfag anime of the season.
Why are you here shitposting instead of fucking your girlfriend?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Soft_member
Damage control is futile at this point.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@haveahappyday
Bozes and Pina are related to their light novel. Kuri is just completely different from all her iterations.

farquit
farquit

@SniperGod
All of them.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Dreamworx
implying a vagina would ever give one the same pleasure he gets from shitposting
Not that you'd know.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Harmless_Venom
@Supergrass
@RumChicken
WWE version when?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Sir_Gallonhead
Never

fuck off

Supergrass
Supergrass

Does anyone know the manga chapter when Lelei is talking about the spell of the JSDF called 'Watch backblast'?

My sides entered orbit when I read that.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@girlDog
@TreeEater

Hmm, My favorite anime redesigns are:

Pina Colada
Rory Mercury
Medusa girl
Bunny girl
Drill hair knight

I think Persia is the only one I really like as her stylized Manga form. The rest, I don't have a preference.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@girlDog
pure.
I will never understand you fucking purity fetishists.

You pathologize sex as some kind of dirty awful taint on one hand while semi-religiously elevating the virginity women up to this untouchable inhuman pedestal on the other.

Why? What do you get out of it? It's certainly not because it makes you happy, that much is fucking obvious, so why wallow in such unhealthy obsessions?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@MPmaster
I can understand most of these but
Pina

she literally loses all character design in the anime. She's gone from the spirit of Antigone to generic shy princess.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@GoogleCat
But who is the biggest slut?

Methshot
Methshot

@Boy_vs_Girl
Reddit please.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

watched the anime, thought Rory was best girl
read manga, finish all of it up to this point in time
realize the show has A LOT of monster girls in it

I'm torn between the dark elf and the warrior bunnies. Tyuule would be really hot if not for that fact she gets brutually raped and is crazy for hate and revenge. Deliah is pretty good.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Dreamworx
That's what happens when you deficit spend.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@hairygrape
I don't know.
I didn't chose to feel this way.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles

My favorite is the prostitute with the wings on her back. She looked super milfy.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@RavySnake
before 20 minutes until the assault

I think you got your prepositions switched around.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
Gate confirmed the normalfag anime of the season.
That's Overlord. Normies hate the /pol/ and /k/ aspects of this anime. They're either offended or bored by it.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm kind of sad that the LN will probably never see the light of day in the west.
I really enjoy having physical copies of stuff and i prefer having the source material, so the manga is no good for me.
And it's obviously a little bit hard to have a physical copy of a web novel so the LN is the closest i'd get.

Oh well.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Firespawn
I'm even more sad no one's coming forward to translate the novels.

They're all saying it's too wordy and complicated.

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot

Wait a second... That's not Rori..

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Firespawn
I'm constantly checking my local weeb shop for anything related to GATE, whether it be the manga or LN.

Considering that they can't even keep full stocks FMA though I really doubt it.

Alas.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@hairygrape
Not wanting a woman to have lots of different partners before you =/= expecting her to be a virgin.
Have fun with your roasties.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@ZeroReborn
Oberleutnant Rory
I noticed a lot of references to German military, especially to the Wehrmacht (Uniforms, insignias, Tanks).
Is that a common thing in Japan ?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@eGremlin
yes, they are naziboos

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@eGremlin
They were allies in the war they lost together.

5mileys
5mileys

@eGremlin
They aren't as fazed with the holocaust as the west was so they freely admit the Nazi's looked pretty dank.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BlogWobbles
Is pic somehow related?

girlDog
girlDog

@Boy_vs_Girl
they are Wehraboos

FTFY

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
Really that's what everybody thought there? I literally took it as it's been centuries since the last time I had fun with someone of the male gender. Never once do I believe it implied sex, especially since in context they haven't yet so being with a man as comparison here wouldn't make sense as a term for sex. Not in this situation.

FastChef
FastChef

@girlDog
implying

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@girlDog
While I much prefer the anime designs, It would have been nice if they'd kept the haircuts on the sdf that actually look like something a soldier would have. Glasses mc poncy hair springs to mind.

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
?

FastChef
FastChef

@5mileys
fazed with the holocaust as the west was

Today I´ve read in the newspapers, that the staff at Auschwitz (which is now a kind of Museum) installed some sprinklers, to cool down visitors, because currently it´s a hot summer, an people are collapsing from the heat.
A lot of jewish associations and other peoples are outraged, they say the sprinklers look like the showerheads inside the Gaschambers.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TechHater
Never once do I believe it implied sex
The next scene is literally Rory pretending to be drunk and making Itami carry him back to her room so they could "talk a little bit longer."

It might not mean just sex, but it's definitely part of the package deal.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@haveahappyday
Have fun with your roasties.
gb2/r9k/ jugshitter

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
They can feel free to design sprinklers that DON'T look like the showerheads inside the gas chambers if it bothers them that much.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@lostmypassword
Still if that's what everyone is up in arms about I think they're a bit crazy. It's the Spice and Wolf thing all over again. I never once took that scene/passage of writing to ever mean Holo had actually been with other men, a large vocal group swore up and down otherwise, then in the end author showed us all that those people were idiots and they got btfo. Cause Lawrence was her first. Just saying I think people look more for slutty things/in general try to read more into normal everyday lines then they should. But this Sheeky Forums why would I expect anything different?

Anyway yes I don't deny Rory was trying to get Itami in the sack and obviously knows about sexual relations. As for why she knows you could debate till the cows come home.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Gigastrength
is she really still suffering from intense ptsd?

if so she's hiding it incredibly well in the anime or is the anime going to censor ptsd as well?

Evilember
Evilember

@FastChef
I thought Germans were supposed to be smart.

Didn't they realize that any kind of shower-based cooling would be terrible publicity?

Can't they call the USA and get some of our desert-storm era personal cooling gear?

@Supergrass
She thinks her father is still alive and she just keeps missing him. That's why she kept ordering food & bedding for two people. Eventually she goes fucking nuts and hallucinates that Itami is her dad.

Yeah, she's not mentally healthy at the moment.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
It's not crazy to think furries were discriminated back in the day. Being serious though, I think the author was just taking the safe route out.

Gate's a bit more liberated than that so I think it's not the same thing as S&W. Rory doesn't spend her whole life in a cornfield magically learning economics from passing merchants.

takes2long
takes2long

@FastChef
Meanwhile Japan would have no qualms using Hitler as a mascot if he was popular with the audience.

@TreeEater
The thing is it's not even the same as Holo. Since day 1 Rory has publically orgasmed from large battles and come across as the lewdest character in the entire show. At no point was it said to be otherwise.

@Evilember
Anime has fucked up quite a few things that will come to bite it in the ass later. The manga managed to show (imo) that she was still overcome with all the new things she'd seen to ignore her fathers death.

In the same way, the anime is gonna struggle when it comes to Kuri goes batshit and beats up the Prince fuck. Shame really, because it was honestly my favourite moment so far for her.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Evilember
Auschwitz is in Poland and therefore it´s a polish memorial.
A Sprinkler like this is the most efficent way to cool people down, so I think that´s why they decided to use them to keep people from collapsing

Emberburn
Emberburn

@MPmaster
I'll agree to disagree, never once do I think that S&W's author felt pressured into that, it actually makes sense give Holo's solitary life and and high intelligence that she never did given she never found someone to truly love. Also it's not a furry series, hell the trolling joke is to call it furry but it's never been considered such. But hey, whatever floats your boat. I won't try to convince you otherwise if that's how you feel.

@takes2long
Sure so far she's the lewdest character so far. I don't think I've denied that.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@takes2long
I wouldn't be surprised if she went on a cockmongling spree when she found out she was never going to bear any children.

5mileys
5mileys

Shut up and talk about best girl.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PurpleCharger

It's possible. English isn't my mothertongue and I'm quite hammered.

It did feel funky though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
Auschwitz is in Poland and therefore it´s a polish memorial.
Those Polish people need to smarten up, then.

@takes2long
Anime has fucked up quite a few things that will come to bite it in the ass later. The manga managed to show (imo) that she was still overcome with all the new things she'd seen to ignore her fathers death.
Anime seems to be showing that so far. It wasn't blatant in the manga until later. The anime could have done more, but they're not fucking it up too badly yet.

likme
likme

@takes2long
this reminds me of a German movie, that´s soon to be released in Germany.
"Er ist wieder da" (He is Back) deals with Hitler waking up in Berlin in 2011 and his way of becoming a Star.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@takes2long
Kuri goes batshit and beats up the Prince fuck

I just KNOW he's gonna look even more skinny and feeble than her just so it can happen.

I don't know about the LN/novels, but at least in the manga he's a serial rapist that has yet to be shown in actual combat, while Kuri is already known to go full retard into the basics of CQC as often as possible, even disregarding properly engaging the enemy with bullets.

Also she actually looks tough.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Emberburn
Hey, I'm not one of the people who insist that Rory's taken up dick practicals. I don't care about that issue one bit. Just that it would make sense if she did.

she never found someone to truly love.
So if Holo's never loved anyone romantically, how does she know if the feelings she felt with Lawrence was real love?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Soft_member
real love

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Crazy_Nice
Most likely, yeah.

Then that has the knock-on effect of basically ruining Prince cunt's character, so on and so forth.

Real shame, not just because of that scene but because Kuri is one of my favourite characters so far.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Deadlyinx

Kuri it is then

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
You must be fucking retard to be outraged for that, even if it's in Auschwitz
I hope they enjoyed the heat because i would had gladly took a shower there.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Illusionz
fuck i can't do realbayashi since my pc's being repaired

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Lord_Tryzalot
I was once at the German memorial at KZ Dachau in southern Germany. It was in the summer and it was brutally hot that day, but no one bothered to set up sprinklers like these.

oh, it´s too hot for you ? well the jews had it worse, deal with it !

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Illusionz
@RavySnake
That's fine user. You've significantly improved my day with that image anyway.

girlDog
girlDog

@RavySnake

oh noes

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Soft_member
because you just know? I mean in your scenario she'd have to love someone romantically before right? Well someone has to romantically fall in love first with no prior experience and then now that it's love to use as a reference for other loves Otherwise how would she know the past incidents were love to use as reference? Come on man. There's tons of world examples of people who fall in love and know it's real. One does not need to have past romantic entanglements to know what love is. Now does everyone who finds love find their ultimate partner and a relationship that lasts as long as time as allows, no. But there are cases where some do. Holo and Lawrence are an example of those great and lasting loves that were found when they weren't being looked for and required both characters to be who they were to foster the love.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Spazyfool

Is this your first Gate thread?

These two @Illusionz
@RavySnake
have been posting the same 2D/3D Kuribayashi pics as replies to each other for like, at least a month.

Not that I mind (I like manga Kuri) but it's been obvious to me for a while.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TalkBomber
Yes, I was fully aware. I was simply being nice because I mentioned Kuri was my favourite character.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I want to love Tukute tenderly.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
Me too

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Bidwell
Remember that feeling, because she's going to start grinding on your nerves here soon.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

somebody post the couples chart

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TalkBomber
I was simply being nice

Oh okay.

WebTool
WebTool

@GoogleCat
So?
muh pure virgin waifu
This "purity" shit is seriously getting sad. There is no way someone with a lifespan of 1000 years is going to stay alone after the death of her first love, and any user who says they'd do otherwise is a fucking liar.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Have you prayed to Emroy today, user?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@WebTool
Elves.

As in, the original high fantasy elves, not the derivative caricature from degenerate Oriental fantasies.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@WebTool
There is no way someone with a lifespan of 1000 years is going to stay alone after the death of her first love, and any user who says they'd do otherwise is a fucking liar.
Yes, I agree. But that still takes her below Lelei.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Dreamworx
I only pray to Rory.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@kizzmybutt
Elves never move on after their partner dies?

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
Close enough.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@WebTool
There is no way someone with a lifespan of 1000 years is going to stay alone
after the death of her first love
Her best friend was not her first love. Fuck off.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Soft_member
Sort of, they usually eventually die from a broken heart. I guess that counts?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Soft_member

Why would their elven partner with a similar lifespan die? They live in seclusion, there shouldn't be anything short of a Flame Dragon to want them dead.

Well, maybe Prince Charming. Fuck that guy.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@GoogleCat
Reminder that she's also the most annoying character in the show.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure

Have a (you) and move on

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Have some raws.
http://pastebin.com/SUsD4ZyY

@PackManBrainlure
user I'm a Leleifag and even that's not true.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BlogWobbles
NO BONER SHE'S TOO PURE STOP THIS NOW

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BlogWobbles
I've had them saved for a long while
still can't read them

moorunes are a tough nut to crack

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@lostmypassword
Can you run them through GT or Bing and post them here? Just some lines would be enough for a laugh.

5mileys
5mileys

@haveahappyday
She had to have had at least one before Itami. 1000 years is a LONG time.
@iluvmen
Damn, Elves are hardcore.
@lostmypassword
Accidents,wars, disease, roving bands of rapist orcs, etc. Just because they're immortal in a "won't age or die of old age" sense doesn't mean they're resistant to violent ends like Rory is.

takes2long
takes2long

Hey

war crimes

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Crazy_Nice

Why don't you?

]Honestly I'm just waiting for GATE to hit it big in Japan, then the French will localise it, being the first and foremost weaboo nation on Earth. And I'll be able totry and translate in in English, if it hasn't been done by then.

@5mileys
Accidents,wars, disease, roving bands of rapist orcs

Accidents do happen, yes. As for the rest, Tuka and her clan were obviously too far remote to be hit by deseases, and her father destroyed a fucking Flame Dragons eye with his arrow magic, so I'm pretty sure that the whole clan would have been more than able to take bandits and orcs head on.

The only reason the massacre happened was Hardy and Giselle.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BlogWobbles
why is your image so pixelated?

Methshot
Methshot

@BinaryMan
Do not sexualize the Lelei

idontknow
idontknow

>>130275326
my pc's being repaired

What have you done to it, Real-kun?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@idontknow
beats me. first my internet gave up on me then it suddenly went BSOD

RavySnake
RavySnake

@SniperWish
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LELEI

StonedTime
StonedTime

@lostmypassword
Why would their elven partner with a similar lifespan die?
I dunno, maybe a dragon attack.
Point is it can and does happen.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@eGremlin
I'm not saying that it's common for elves to die, just that it DOES happen on rare occasions and that I'd expect the surviving spouse to get together with someone else eventually. Even if they don't, Rory's the one here with her past relationships in question and it seems to me that having even a dozen partners over the course of nine centuries doesn't make her any worse of a girl.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@eGremlin
then the French will localise
If you talk about the Ln don't count on it unless it have an already established fanbase like sao no company will translated it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@StonedTime

You should read the posts you quote until the end.

@w8t4u

My 5 years old laptop still works fine, be more carefuldo_it_for_her.jpg

@BlogWobbles
I'd expect the surviving spouse to get together with someone else eventually

I won't spoil but indeed happens.

it seems to me that having even a dozen partners over the course of nine centuries doesn't make her any worse of a girl

Of course not. I might have misinterpreted it.

Also axing scumbags forward to Emroy in the Gate world seems to be an everymoment job.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Emberfire

I'll keep praying to Emroy then.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBJHmesNz8Q

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Gigastrength
indeed happens
What? Shit, I need to get reading!
everymoment job
No rest for the wicked.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@PurpleCharger
Yeah don't give up i mean we licensed the anime maybe if it got popular enough here, some company might translate the novel.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Gigastrength
>implying everyone reads spoilers

farquit
farquit

@Burnblaze
We also licensed the manga in America.

Techpill
Techpill

@Spamalot
What? Shit, I need to get reading!

Sorry mate, I shouldn't have worded it like this. We won't see this in the manga for YEARS. We're two novels in, it happens in the latter part of the next 8.

Of course if you understand moon, have yourself a feast.

@Burnblaze

Given the mass of stuff that gets licensed her in France, my prayers might be answered.

@Emberfire
What?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@farquit
which we've had no update on

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Burnblaze
we licensed the anime
Simulcast? If it's simulcast don't get your hopes high for manga/novel localization
I would also keep an eye on Italy and Lucca Comics announcements in november too.

farquit
farquit

@farquit
That's interesting.
I wonder if the books will get licensed, too.

@Burnblaze
Tres bien.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm going to marry Rory.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@farquit
They are going to drop it for stick to all age VNs

girlDog
girlDog

@CouchChiller
The manga is screwed. Sekai Project bit off more than they could chew.

Plus with the material being like that, it won't sell in the US. Better they sold it in Germany or France.

massdebater
massdebater

@Snarelure

Random question. Was Ubel Blatt licensed in the US? it has PG-1316? sex and murder.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@girlDog
it won't sell in the US
I'LL buy it. That's all they need to know.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
Given the mass of stuff that gets licensed her in France, my prayers might be answered.
Fucking Haruhi got cancelled because it didn't sell, LNs are not really popular here.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RavySnake
And they don't given a fuck unless you buy thousands of copies

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@girlDog
@TreeEater
manga
Manface

anime
moe

LN > *

iluvmen
iluvmen

@whereismyname
3D garbage

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Nojokur

Zut.

But I was thinking of the novels.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@massdebater
dunno

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
How many more goats must I sacrifice to enter her world? My neighbors are complaining about the smell.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Stop fighting your urges.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@w8t4u
Goats won't work.
Switch to niggers and alik

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@girlDog
Did SP not do a feasibility study or something?

Based on internet comments, I can estimate out my ass that half the Americans that watch Gate hate the shit out of it and only continue watching it to shit on it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@GoogleCat
Remember that lolis are dangerous

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@GoogleCat

right in front of your envoy
and the entirety of Japan's diplomats

Nah, stop being a whore Sherry.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@PackManBrainlure
They rushed it

SniperWish
SniperWish

@BinaryMan
no pubes
We already know they don't shave beyond the Gate.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperWish
well she is like 15. She's not going to have a jungle down there.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Boy_vs_Girl
I know what must be done.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@GoogleCat
Watching this for her tbh fam

Inmate
Inmate

@Boy_vs_Girl
What for? It's bad business if you don't know whether your customers will like your new product or not.

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
15
not having pubes
You what?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@likme
did you read what I wrote?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@SniperWish
beyond
They also don't right before it

@Spazyfool
naive

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@takes2long

Dang, I didn't think about digging that up from my folder, but it's spot on.

For both Sugawara and Itami.

girlDog
girlDog

@Snarelure
I'm not saying it should be tropical levels of denseness, but you have pretty thick pubes at 15.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Inmate
Probably some of their guys likes GATE and they went "Why not?" for a moment.
I think they havn't given a cent to Alphapolis yet and sooner or later they will finally update their twitter with a "ummh,sorry but we dropped GATE license"

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@girlDog
She might be a late bloomer. I know someone who didn't get them until 17.

TechHater
TechHater

in 20XX a gate opens in Arizona. After the invading armies of soldiers and monsters collapse from heat exhaustion...

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
We already know they don't shave beyond the Gate.
She uses magic for hygiene.

Best fucking waifu right there.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TechHater
There are deserts in Gate too.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@cum2soon
Unsuccessful fasleflag.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@cum2soon
What are you trying to say?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@GoogleCat
It's /pol/ shitpost speak.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

official weather currently 106 F with 27% humidity where I am. No wind. In the sun it feels closer to 118. Besides, it was funny. I stand by my post.

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat
false flag
Something disguised to seem affiliated with a group OTHER THAN the one it really is affiliated with. For example, a "false flag operation" is a terrorist act committed by one group for the express purpose of discrediting another group, which is framed for it.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PurpleCharger

fahrenheit

Lol, what a gay.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@happy_sad
Fahrenheit
what a gay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Gabriel_Fahrenheit

He was Dutch, so probably yes.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@BlogWobbles
@BinaryMan
moar?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@GoogleCat
That only makes me like her more. Sluts are my favorite. That "XP" is only translated in pleasure for the next partner.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Spamalot
You like vaginas with cobwebs in them?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Raving_Cute
I like this.

likme
likme

@whereismyname
You like vaginas with cobwebs in them?
Is this now a Dark Elf thread?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Raving_Cute
moar

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Raving_Cute
I'm anticipating a lot of good doujins for this show.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
Don't. You'll be disappointed

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@RavySnake
CIA
guy said he was Force Recon.

girlDog
girlDog

@AwesomeTucker
was

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Raving_Cute
I like it, but she's supposed to be wearing a robe during that time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker

He said he WAS. The team was CIA on a botched job.

Surely they didn't have them tatas wainting fo them home.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@King_Martha
Considering her immaculate robes (keep in mind they don't have access to easy cleaning) her uniformly and regularly applied makeup etc, all in comparison with her bloodthirsty and active lifestyle, she probably takes care of her hygiene extensively, which includes shaving her pubic hair.

Ofcourse, it would only make me harder if she didn't, but that's just me.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PurpleCharger
I don't think she has pubic hair.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@PurpleCharger
bloodthirsty and active lifestyle
I think you're talking about Rory, who is also an excellent waifu, but not the waifu about whom I'd been pondering.

Rory probably shaves because otherwise ghosts get ectoplasm stuck in her "portal". I bet she shaves with her axe.

Lelei's hygiene is probably magical since she's merely human.

Elves don't have pubic hair, of course. It was stolen by the Dwarves who now wear it on their faces. This is why Elves dislike Dwarves.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@GoogleCat
Rory makes advances
protag refuses because she's "just a disgusting kid"
she doesn't even look that young
Lolicons BTFO once more, thank you based A1.

5mileys
5mileys

@CodeBuns
What does this connote for Itami, anyway?

Does this stop him from aging? Perhaps set him up as Rori's apostle when she achieves godhead?

Has this been explored in the ln at all?

w8t4u
w8t4u

wonder how the anime will do this scene. It's going to look even sillier because the prince is a buff 6 foot something dude and she's a tiny loli now.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@w8t4u
She's always been a tiny loli.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@w8t4u
tiny loli now
You are clinically braindead

Methshot
Methshot

@hairygrape
I will never understand you fucking purity fetishists.
Which would you rather have, a new can of pop you just opened or one that had 15 dicks in it?

I'm curious.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Soft_member
yeah, but she's been a fit tiny loli. Not anymore.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@5mileys
Rory cannot choose an apostle beign one herself

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
She can take followers though. Which she does

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Emberfire
She was huge and still is huge, what's the difference?
Freak shit that should have been put down.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TalkBomber
She was huge and still is huge
yeah, her tits. You know there's more to a character than that right?

Nojokur
Nojokur

If Rory gets horny when there's fighting and death then does the same apply to male war priests?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberfire
She's still a fit tiny loli now. Just that the anime loli had gook plastic surgery while the manga loli is fine with man face.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methshot
That analogy is retarded a can of soda is a consumable and can be used 1 time.

A vagina is reusable and the properties don't change with use besides a broken hymen, most of which aren't broken by dicks, but tampons and heavy physical activity.

Also the only peopel here who want a pure girl are people who are virgins because they do not actually realize how fucking awful virgin girls are at sex. I'd rather take a slut anyday because she'll actually know what the fuck to do and it will be 100% more fun.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Nojokur
I can see that being a problem.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
I'm talking about -after- she ascends.

Does her vassal automatically get promoted to apostle?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Poker_Star

Real question: How can Kuti go from an idol to an actual soldier?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@whereismyname
She had huge arms in the Italica fight.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@GoogleCat
Y'know I've gotten past that whole purity fetish thing a while ago. I mean sure a sweet new cherry's awesome 'n all. But I've come to terms with the fact that either that's just not likely to happen anymore or that having experience is a good thing. If nothing else. At the very least it means she has experience. Experience she can use to play you like a fiddle and make you believe you're taking her delicious cherry first.

I mean c'mon guys. Grow the fuck up. Experience beats just about anything.
And not like sex really means much anymore, most of the time anyway.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I see, "tiny loli" is some kind of funny meme here, since the anime has no lolis.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@MPmaster
I don't care about purity or what not and Rory is my favorite, but that's just wrong.
The excitement on a girl's face when she first experiences the pleasures of orgasm is what's worth more than anything.
Though elementary school girls are the best.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Methnerd
You're right. Idol would be a better term.

farquit
farquit

@Nojokur
I'll take your word for it

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@MPmaster
Experience beats just about anything.
Nope. You can teach a virgin what you want to happen and see them learn, plus the willingness to learn new things. Experienced women will do the same thing over and over again until you're sick of it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@MPmaster
You have to admit though, there's something meaningful about losing your first time with another.

Exploring each other's bodies and learning how to make them feel good, and how they make you feel good in turn. There's something shy, delicate, and urgent about it.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@5mileys
Wait? Itami becomes Rori's servant?

What powers does he get?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Bidwell
Rori takes most of any wounds he receives. And that's really all we know right now.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Raving_Cute
dat axe

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Flameblow
That's exactly why experimentation is a vital part of any health relationship.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@SniperGod
That seems... Very inconvenient.

Seems like an apostle having multiple servants would be gimped as fuck.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@TurtleCat
Well most servants don't end up fighting dragons

TechHater
TechHater

@MPmaster
That analogy is retarded a can of soda is a consumable and can be used 1 time.

It's also retarded because the measure of a vagina's cleanliness and taste is not how much it's been used, but rather how good the girl is at maintaining her hygiene.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@BinaryMan
@Stupidasole
My bad, followed the >> chain wrong and thought you were talking about Rory.

@5mileys
That would be pretty neat. If that does happen, I reckon it might go along an 'Avatar' or 'Ferngully' route, where the Gate is closed and he choses to stay there as the new Apostle for Emroy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Skullbone
Right, but it doesn't really work if the other party has already -done- everything and has nothing left to experiment with.

There are no sexual experiments to embark on with another partner, memories to make of new ground being broken.

You always remember your first time, being dude #21 makes you faceless in a mass of dudes she's fucked. When Alzheimers sets in she won't remember that 100th dicking she you happened to give her. She'll remember the first though.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@MPmaster
Whatever cuckboy, enjoy raising another man's child then paying alimony for the rest of your life when your slut leaves you.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Flameblow
there's something meaningful about losing your first time with another
Yeah, especially if she bleeds like a stuck pig when her hymen breaks and the hotel room ends up looking like something out of a slasher movie, and you're embarrassed to check out in case the hotel wants thousands of dollars as a decontamination charge.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Carnalpleasure
She'll remember two. The one she started with. And the one she settled down with. I think the latter is far more important.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@TurtleCat
IIRC an Apostle usually has exactly one servant, so yeah.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
She probably also heals faster than usual so it's no biggie.

Not an LNfag, but from what people have said the characters talk about servants as if you can only have one. In that case, it's probably like @lostmypassword
said, and the task of apostle is handed down.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Spazyfool
Welp, she found hers. Although it does kind of come out of left field.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Carnalpleasure
She'll remember the first though.
Not if she's too drunk to remember anything about that night.

@Burnblaze
She'll remember two. The one she started with. And the one she settled down with. I think the latter is far more important.
If you REALLY want to be remembered, be her first and only rapist.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
Why is she on a hardwood floor? And why is there a camo tarp? Stop abusing elves japan.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@CodeBuns
If you REALLY want to be remembered, be her first and only rapist.

Now this guy gets it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

still 5 days till the next episode

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Bidwell
/r/ing Rory as any of the Ayayas or IIE SENPAI

RavySnake
RavySnake

@BinaryMan
Did Itami tap that? What happened to the SF soldiers outside? We'll find out next time on GATE:Nope, and they die.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
why is she on a hardwood floor ?
She fell, mabye while changing her pants.
why is there a camo tarp ?
Because she don´t want to be seen in her current situation ?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
She's clearly misusing the camo tarp if that's the case. Surely the JSDF should be teaching all of their special region collegues about proper use of their equipment!

Plus, any situation in need to camouflage is clearly not the right situation to be changing attire.

It's like they WANT to get spotted.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@PurpleCharger
Literally impossible. I have no testicles. I will never have children unless I adopt them.

FEELS GOOD MANG

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Soft_member
Not even defending the purity fag here, but you dun goofed and missed the point of his post.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@CodeBuns
I would accept all of /pol/'s scorn and more if it meant Rory rubbing on my lap repeatedly.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Soft_member
I have no testicles
and I must ejaculate

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@MPmaster
Which would you rather have, a new pair of boxers or briefs you just opened or one that had had 15 dicks in it?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@lostmypassword
why doesnt she just openly ask itami to fuck

a nearly 1000 year old demi goddess should not be shy.

girlDog
girlDog

@Gigastrength
Boxers and briefs don't get better with use.

@Boy_vs_Girl
Whenever I ejaculate a little clear liquid comes out. No clean up necessary. Feels good to defy nature and gods intended purpose for my body.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Burnblaze
With Itami she's having the most fun she's ever had with a man 'for centuries'. She probably doesn't want to ruin a relationship by forcing sex upon him when he's quite clearly uncomfortable with it for the moment.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PurpleCharger
... Enjoy never having a girlfriend because you're to beta to make a move on any girl? Not to mention because you'll apparently turn down every non virgin. And let's not forget the already low low chance of anyone ever coming on to you. Good luck, mate.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@BinaryMan
They're called artifacts.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@girlDog
Neither do girls.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Lunatick
confirmed for literally being a virgin

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Nude_Bikergirl
Ayayas
What?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Can't wait for a new thread so we can get all this purity bullshit out the way. Discussions about sexual experience on Sheeky Forums are oxymorons in themselves anyway.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@happy_sad
He did say Arizona, that should've clued you in right there.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

"My eyes are UP HERE!"

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Firespawn
Look, nearly 70% of anons here are virgin. That is neither a striking comeback nor a revelation.

I'm surprised all of you insecure fucks don't just grow a pair, accept it and have conversations from there. Any non virgin shaming virgins is no better.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Firespawn
And you're a slut.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Rory's faces is a gift from the gods

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Lunatick
When you are trying to argue that virgin girls are just as good and capable in sex as girls who aren't virgins.

That fact is very applicable.

@TalkBomber
I've dated 6 people. a transman, a transgirl, a gay guy, 1 lesbian, and 2 bi girls.

I've literally dated almost every configuration of person except for straight guys.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@New_Cliche

Clued towards what?

Honest question.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@GoogleCat
I'm confused because I was pretty sure that Itami hasn't had relations with her yet.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Need_TLC
@ZeroReborn
I like where this thread is going.

@BunnyJinx
I agree. That's why I suggest growing a pair, and making conversation from your realistic position.

takes2long
takes2long

@Nojokur
Though elementary school girls are the best.

And you would know this, HOW?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@takes2long
From experience reading enough doujins

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Nojokur
Though elementary school girls are the best.
dafug

hairygrape
hairygrape

wanting non virgins
You might as well suck a dick directly.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
See this guy gets what I'm saying. And it makes for much better and more hilarious conversation.

@hairygrape
By this point. This is b8

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Nojokur
elementary school girls are the best.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Soft_member
How do you even get it up?!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@whereismyname
@Nojokur
You have some problem with it?

Evilember
Evilember

@Nojokur
at least she wears a full armour and not that with the huge gap over her sternum

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Harmless_Venom
Getting hard does not require testicles. I think even getting an orgasm doesn't require testicles. Go figure. All that's there is the baby making juice.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Harmless_Venom
As long as your balls work through puberty all the other stuff gets set up right.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Harmless_Venom
I think you need to learn more about human biology and anatomy. If the testicles are removed after puberty then the liver takes over testosterone production.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Supergrass
The metric he uses for gauging temperature.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Spazyfool
I figured the proclivities originated there as well.

likme
likme

@Harmless_Venom
I can get it up but its really hard and only when I'm really into someone. I also don't have to worry about morning wood or stupid random boners.

@Raving_Cute
I take a medication that blocks testosterone so my body has almost no testosterone in it. Feels nice. That shit is poison.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@JunkTop
There are people who thought that they hold their pee in their nut sack. Go figure.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Soft_member
And how did you end up like that?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Illusionz
I went to a surgeon with a note from my psychiatrist and I paid around 3 thousand dollars for them to cut them out of me.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wanted this chat to grow a pair and now we're talking about not having one. Never change, Sheeky Forums.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
I like my lolis fully armored and ready for combat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PackManBrainlure
Uh... why would you do that?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@ZeroReborn
Because I hate them and I wanted to stop all the damage they were doing to my body.

Who wants to be a big hairy ape with rough skin, big hands, and look like a dude. Plus without testosterone in my body I can replace it with something much nicer like estrogen :D

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@ZeroReborn
So he could eat them, silly.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Did this young lady just discover the Internet?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@happy_sad
uncomfortable

that only lasts until the first orgasm

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperWish
all the damage they were doing to my body

?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@viagrandad
Duh testosterone was turning me into a man which I wasn't exactly excited about. Now I have boobs, big hips, soft skin, and silky hair.

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
Nutts make Testosterone. Dude wanted to look like a girl. So he figured he'd get rid of the male hormone maker.

At least I think?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@happy_sad
She probably doesn't want to ruin a relationship by forcing sex upon him when he's quite clearly uncomfortable with it for the moment.

But that's when it's hottest!

askme
askme

Why is everyone saying she's not a virgin?
Did I miss something? Spoil me please.

hairygrape
hairygrape

What? I thought Sheeky Forums wanted to be little girls? There are things you'll need to give up after all. Although I guess I shouldn't surprised Sheeky Forums would want to be little girls with balls.

askme
askme

@GoogleCat
I want to keep her barefoot and pregnant

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@askme
It's just a likely outcome considering how long she's lived for and how many relationships she's likely had. Kind of like Holo from Spice and Wolf. Then it was that. Now it is this.

@hairygrape
pic related
I'll never understand it. But then again. I'm straight. And I won't question what doesn't affect me. When the day comes that a dude is trying to invade my dark, deep, inner soul, I'll question it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Every time Risa is on screen I want to smash something.

Anyone else feel this way?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StonedTime
Now I have boobs, big hips, soft skin, and silky hair.
living_the_dream.png

@askme
Hardy pls.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

It's a shame to know that any idiot with a gun could easily kill Rory. She should start wearing body armor and use guns instead of that ridiculous axe which is pointlessly heavy and obviously slows her down.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BinaryMan
I want to pound me some tuna. Does that count?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

>>130283409
@PurpleCharger
samefag

Illusionz
Illusionz

@King_Martha
But that's the hottest scenario!

FTFY

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@SniperGod
Its actually pretty fucking easy to get started on this road. Most places you can go in sign some paperwork and get your tittie skittles that day.

The hard part is dealing with everybody else.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@haveahappyday
Well no shit. Are you new here or something?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@PurpleCharger
slows her down
Axe
Didn´t you pay attention ? She´s an Apostel of a God. Things like weight or momentum doesn´t really affect her.
-She runs faster than anyone else (with the hlberd)
- jumps higher with the halberd 8like seriously, that scene in Italica
-when a mortal tried to pick the helbeard up, he was literally chrushed.
- also she seems to have some kind of healing Factor, which comes in quite handy during the Dragon encounter later

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
Put some effort into your bait user. Rori is super strong, and the axe is obviously enchanted to be a burden on heretics.

Evilember
Evilember

@Dreamworx
I am making fun of your mistake.

If you're not used to people making fun of you for your mistakes... it's really not me who looks new, is it?

@Spamalot
Yeah, her axe is not going to slow her down at all. She twirls it like a cheerleader's baton in the anime for effect. For her, it's not heavy.

WebTool
WebTool

@Spamalot
Speed >>>>>>>> weight
A 3lb weapon is perfectly capable of killing someone. Having it wear a ton doesn't help her at all. If she simply used a weapon with reasonable weight she would be so fast that not only would she be significantly more effective in combat but she would also be able to fight much longer not being tired down by lugging around a 2 ton axe or halberd as you insist.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@WebTool
Umm no. Back when plate mail was a thing they had very big and very heavy swords because a light sword goign very fast would just glance off of it.

A heavy sword can get some momentum behind it and really dent the fuck out of their armor and knock their wind out.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@WebTool
Having it wear a ton doesn't help her at all.
1) It's not heavy. Rori handles the weapon just fine.
2) It's not just for killing humans.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool

Its weight means that it has a larger size. She uses a big weapon because she enjoys indiscriminate slaughter (well, sort of...she only seems to kill if she's attacked of if the people she's killing are doing evil).

happy_sad
happy_sad

@WebTool
For Rory, the weapon does not weigh a ton, because magic.

She gets all the speed, plus bonus killing power due to magical mass shenanigans, plus nobody can steal her axe because nobody else can lift it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@WebTool
see @Evilember
The weight doesn´t affect her.

Let me put this in contrast. For example, if you give a small dagger, with a bladelenght of 10cm to an Ant, the Ant would be incapable of lifting the Dagger let alone could it fight with it. But a Human could pick up the dagger easily and use it properply and he could kill thousands of ants, as he likes.
On the contrary, if you give an Ant-Dagger (tiny, tiny dagger) to an Ant, it might be able to use it, but a hooman would´ve had no use of it,
Same can be applied here. The right Weapon, for the right person/Apostel

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@cum2soon
they had very big and very heavy swords
False. The biggest fucking sword you can find that would only ever be used ceremonially would weigh 6lbs. More importantly even if you had a ridiculously over sized 20lb sword and and swung it full speed it would still glance off platemail or even chainmail. It might leave a bruise but that's it. Against armor you really only have 3 options. Try to thrust into the gaps of the armor, knock them down and close in with a dagger, or use blunt weapons.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CodeBuns
It's not just for killing humans.
good point. I´m sure an Oger or Dragon would need some bigger punch

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat
@cum2soon
If very big = very long, then yes, but they weighted just 2-3 Kilograms (4.4-7.1 lb).
A good example is the Zweihänder which saw action during the renaissance.
Those swords reached a lenght of up to 180 cm (5.9ft), and were indeed designed to penetrate modern armour.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
You show me the sword that can cut through hardened steel plates, then we'll talk.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Burnblaze
Typically they'd use the big two-handers to break up shield formation and batter their opponent off his feet, then they'd stab him in his mail-clad portions (armpits, etc.).

Nobody uses a sword to cut through plate.

They did use maces to dent the plate so that it killed you even without being cut or penetrated.

JunkTop
JunkTop

So, how many people are still with us after the bathhouse shit-show?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PurpleCharger
It's a shame to know that any idiot with a gun could easily kill Rory. She should start wearing body armor and use guns instead of that ridiculous axe which is pointlessly heavy and obviously slows her down.

You should wait a little while and realize that isn't true. Not even remotely.

It would stop her, and maybe even disable her for a short time, but not kill her.

in fact, I think the only way to kill demigods in this world is to cut them into pieces and spread the pieces around. And even that doesn't really count as 'killing'

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
Just you and some hallucinations, bro.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@cum2soon
Damn. Everyone quits after the bathhouse scene.

Who will listen to my posts now about Tuka being the best?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@cum2soon
Shoot her then cut off her hands and feet and put them in a box and lock it. Check mate.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@w8t4u
Check mate.
Check which post you're quoting, mate.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Fried_Sushi
Why did you take the type to write all that without actually knowing anything about armies or the people in them?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
something like this

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@JunkTop
still here
cause I havent watched the last episode yet

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Well get to it man!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Drill Sergent

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Spazyfool
Even if someone was perfectly still and took a hit from that full swing it still wouldn't go through plate armor. Try again.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@WebTool
a 2 ton axe
It's like Thor's hammer

MPmaster
MPmaster

Setting is retarded as fuck.
Source material is probably from a shitty LN i guess.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@MPmaster
web novel to novel to light novel to manga to anime, fag

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Raving_Cute
std's suck. but yea try and fuck girls under 19 they most likely don't have std's so thats by fuck-business-model.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperWish
Fuck that artist. Covered up everything we wanted to see and highlighted what we didn't want to see.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Amerifat here. So I wasn't butthurt, but why did the US send in their agents before blackmailing the prime minister? Is this explained better in the LN?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Emberfire
not wanting to see Itami's gate

Are you a lesbian?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Illusionz
Swing ?
user, you have watched to much anime. In order to pierce armour you have to concentrate as much energy as possible on a preferably small are. So you thrust with the pointy end into the enemy. Of course it won´t kill your enemy instantly, but it would weaken him. Then you proceed to attack him.
stabby stabby

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
a well trained Ranger/SF butt

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Methnerd
You show me the sword that can cut through hardened steel plates, then we'll talk.
sword that can cut
cut
You weren't paying attention, were you?

askme
askme

@New_Cliche
IIRC they just didn't expect any resistance.

Instead, they found a bunch of snipers covering all the good approaches, and a sensor net which didn't let them hide.

Basically Japan had all day to set up a kill-zone, and the other nations threw their troops in half-blind -- because if they didn't rush in, they were worried that someone else would nab the girls.

Yeah, it's a dangerous risk, but the military takes those sometimes, especially when time is limited.

Methshot
Methshot

@askme
Okay that makes more sense.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
One thing that triggered me was that the Americans didn't have any NVG and the japs did. I know the author wanted to be all NIP STRONG and all but try to do it smarter.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Burnblaze
my god I can fucking see it now

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
@Spamalot
MFW
okay, well, here a sword, that can CUT through steel plate armour and anything else (ecxept cortosis, Beskar, Phryk

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Supergrass
One thing that triggered me was that the Americans didn't have any NVG and the japs did. I know the author wanted to be all NIP STRONG and all but try to do it smarter.

The foreigners were wearing gear that was bought locally. They were going for maximum deniability.

But yeah, they really should have had NVGs at least. Stolen from some other foreign nation if you need to cover your ass. (But that might confuse the readers, so meh.)

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
implying I'm not talking about mandalorian steel

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberfire
Rory looked beautiful in that dress.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Dreamworx
Rory looks pretty damn good in anything.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@GoogleCat

even as a meido

(drawn by the manga-ka even)

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
well you wanted a sword that can cut through steel. Steel is an alloy from Iron and carbon, which is produced on Earth. (It seems, that Beskar isn´t steel, but some kind of special Iron, which can be only found on Mandalore)
Whereas Durasteel seems to be not a problem for a lasersword.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Burnblaze
aaaaaaAAAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

idontknow
idontknow

>>130289426
Please don't

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
Don't what?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Gigastrength
Bad analogy
Better analogy

Which would you rather have a new pair of boxer briefs that are really stiff and not that comfy or
An older pair of boxer briefs that have been used a few times but washed a lot since then, a lot comfier, look a lot nicer, and are fun to masturbate in

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Is this adapting the manga or LN?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@AwesomeTucker
/b/

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@takes2long
not sexing your dragon

likme
likme

Man, after re-reading all the manga, I'm looking forward to seeing how far the anime is going. I certainly hope they get to the dragon.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Methshot
magician girl is not mentally traumatized

The girl thinks she can do magic. She is seriously delusional and legit at least one flavor of schizophrenic. Her life is going to be hell for her and the people around her. She'll need 24/7 care before she hits twenty and that is a serious investment over the life of a first-world adult.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Burnblaze
Someone needs to send this to Roosterteeth.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Hi Sheeky Forums, first time visiting. My friend from out of town was over visiting and we watched this for the first time, seems pretty cool. However he has no internet where he lives and gets out like once a month. do you guys recommend a site where I could download this to share with him?

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