So I started watching Symphogear today

MPmaster
MPmaster

So I started watching Symphogear today. Why is he so based

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Techpill
Techpill

He eats, watches movies and sleeps.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Shame he gets yuri NTRed.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Inb4 gungnir datto

hairygrape
hairygrape

Based on what?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@MPmaster
because he's a real man.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@hairygrape
On a real man.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
You mean like a historical figure?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

inb4 the Kazanari family are descendants of Custodians that mixed with humans and still have some Custodian blood within them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@MPmaster
He is the incarnation of GAR.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Burnblaze
Custodian
They're a bloodline of janitors?

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
Be happy that Fine took Nehustan with her.
She prevented universe collapse.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
Read the keywords.

A long time ago the Custodians remodeled the moon into a device that emits the "Curse of Balal," in order to steal away the unified language of humanity. But the moon was also put in place as a means to manage and observe humanity. In prehistoric terms the Lulu Amelu were the word used to describe "humanity," they existed face to face with the Custodians who were more or less are equivalent to the "creator" or "god."

In the past the Lulu Amelu were equal to the Custodians, but they found a way to make themselves stronger which the Custodians saw as at threat and sign of disrespect. After the Custodians used the Curse of Balal to steal the unified language, the Lulu Amelu felt hostile to beings that they could not understand. So, the weapons known as "Noise" were developed as a way to kill only the hostile Lulu Amelu without bringing harm to the planet's environment.

RumChicken
RumChicken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TXTpik5wf4

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Burnblaze
Is that why they're so autistic?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
Probably, the autism is there and the whole Kazanari bloodline has the Curse of Balal ingrained in them.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Supergrass
INBREDING

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@MPmaster
Because he was never NTRed by his own dad.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@MPmaster
Because he's a man in a world of woman

ALSO, WHEN THE FUCK IS S3 GUNGNIR DATTO?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
Zombie Kanade
You know it's happening.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@AwesomeTucker
I would blame it more on sameface than anything.

That plot twist would be too stupid - even for Symphogear.

Although I can imagine this would be fun
Papa Ver manhandles Carol for being a brat

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn
@AwesomeTucker
The jaws don't even match.
Besides Ver's face can be whatever he wants it to be.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@AwesomeTucker
Carol wants to destroy the world for the sake of her papa
turns out he's just he's just an insane bastard
Hibiki and Carol bond over their daddies being assholes

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ver X Lieur OTP

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
Wait till he sings in S2

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Spamalot
Hibiki and Carol bond over their daddies being assholes
Reminder that Shaggy is going to be redeemed whether we like it or not.

massdebater
massdebater

@iluvmen
INBREDING
Tsubasa's "grandfather" and mother aren't related by blood

5mileys
5mileys

@ZeroReborn
@ZeroReborn
I don't know if you can call resembling the last season's main villain that closely as coincidence.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@5mileys
coincidence

I would call it lazy.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I will post this every thread until they dock.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

The "ver is carol's papa-san" scenario really doesn't make sense.
He'd be using alchemy if he was.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@ZeroReborn
... too stupid - even for Symphogear.
Is there even such a thing anymore? This is already the busiest season yet, and now they decide to re-introduce the previous season's villain for no apparent reason. There's also the matter of CD8, which (assuming it's not Ver) means that some other character is going to hog up screen-time as well. How they're going to tie all of this up in the hour-and-a-half they have left is beyond me, but I'm willing to bet things are going to get pretty fucking stupid.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Methnerd
Symphogear: The Movie

idontknow
idontknow

@Lord_Tryzalot
if anything he'd be her xth grandson

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
Episode 13 ends in a cliffhhanger and they announce a movie to wrap it up.
How would you react?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Methnerd
Dear Symphogear Gods,

I know you already listened to my prayers and gave Ver upon us. Please answer my only other wish, that Mikugear comes back and sings CD8.

Yours always,
user.

P.S. Say hi to Kanade for me

takes2long
takes2long

@PackManBrainlure
@BunnyJinx
Ending a series on a movie is trash.

idontknow
idontknow

@JunkTop
important plot points are only found in twitter blurbs and side material

That's how you know a show is bad.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@takes2long
Ending a series
Movie would lead to S4 and 5 obviously.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PackManBrainlure
I'd have mixed feelings about that. I'd love for Symphogear to get a movie, but I'd rather that be its own thing. I wouldn't put it beyond Kaneko, though. He's never been good at adjusting the amount of content he writes to the one cour format.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@idontknow
Just means you have to do some actual research instead of half-heartedly giving it only 30 minutes a week like any other ongoing garbage that you might watch.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SomethingNew
I will post this every thread until I die.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@idontknow
Most of what user quoted is said by Fine in S1, though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

On the left is his legal daughteru

On the right is his niece/sister

He has a pretty good life

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@DeathDog

On the left is his legal daughteru

That is a fine daughteru indeed

On the right is his niece/sister

niece/sister

wait what

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
On one side, I'd be somewhat relieved so I'm fearing for the pacing in the remaining episodes.

On the other, FUCK waiting for BDs to drop.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If Fine had sex with him would she steal all his wizard powers?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Poker_Star
Actually just half sister.

Evilember
Evilember

@Soft_member
that Mikugear comes back and sings CD8

This is the least likely of all things to happen, Shenshoujing is dead and gone.
Kanade return on the other hand is almost certain.
Fine return could happen, but I doubt it.
The 8th single will be a Kanade song.

FastChef
FastChef

Don't worry, girls! I had a back-up plan in case Ver ever broke out!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@MPmaster
Does that make her his half niece as well?

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star

Her grandpa impregnated her mom

No big deal

farquit
farquit

@FastChef

I kinda wish I could see what Hibiki's reaction to that would be

Hell everyone's reaction

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@FastChef

why are his boobs bigger than Tsubasa and Shirabe's

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
Action movies.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evilember
CD8
It's just beef stroganoff And their battle song: You Got Beef With My Stroganoff? Which they sing after they all get Gungnir shards surgically implanted into their chests.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
No, every single that is sold separately is a Gear song. Why did you think they forced Mikugear in S2? They couldn't give her just a character song, it had to be a gear song.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool

But I thought this was a happy show filled with songs and fun and shenanigans

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@CouchChiller
A sword/wings doesn't need those.
Shirabe I don't know.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@farquit
It's about overcoming suffering with fun and songs.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@AwesomeTucker

Explain this fucker then

idontknow
idontknow

@farquit
Kaneko planned these all.
And the moment Tsubasa was created was the moment her life spirals to a lot of happenings.

I wonder what Fudou is planning now or where he is.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@idontknow
He might be mad his heir ran away to shack off with a gaijin.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@viagrandad
Shaggy is going to reconcile with his family, because Kaneko wants to teach us that abusing and abandoning your family is unconditionally forgiveable if you did it because you're a spineless wimp. Just you watch.

askme
askme

@AwesomeTucker
I'm sad that it looks like Tsubasa won't be singing Sora E and neither the others second songs won't be used except Hibiki's.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fuzzy_Logic
S4:Kazanari the Custodians.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@viagrandad
Topdad can't be spelled without OP, confirmed for faggot
o
p
d
a
d

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
Maria, please contain your glorious body, we're talking about serious stuff here.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@farquit
She thinks her dad hates her and when she was a child he was cold and distant towards her. She only believes her grandpa is her real dad due to headcanon she created by piecing together some rumors.

At the end of the episode its revealed that her father does love her, and the reason why he was pushing her away is because he cares for her and wants her to have her own hopes and dreams and lives her own life instead of just being a tool for the family.

So there's a pretty decent chance that its just bullshit.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@whereismyname
Maria is so very breedable

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Ignoramus
Nah, it implied that he chased her off so her grandpa won't be able to make her his heir so easily. And we have no reason to doubt that Fudou did choose Tsubasa when she was a newborn.
It wouldn't make any sense for them to bring this up and then be like "just kidding!".

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
The lenght Tsubasa-fags will go to, just to believe her "father" isn't the worlds biggest cuckold

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
Maria is so very trash
There, fixed it for you

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Crazy_Nice
Nice meme.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Crazy_Nice
ebin :^)

Illusionz
Illusionz

Only 4 episodes of this madness left. Anyone got any guesses as to how it will end?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Genjuro has done nothing this season. He just sits there doing nothing except screaming some shit sometimes. Where is the Genjuro we all love?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
First of all your chart is outdated.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Lunatick
Where is every character this season?

Flameblow
Flameblow

@5mileys
The only similarities are the hairline and the fact that both of them wear glasses, and even those don't really look alike.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Illusionz
My guesses are:
Carol makes Ver her underling, he makes special LiNKER for her so her body doesn't reject her.
Together they create a clone of Kanade from old blood samples. Ver knows where they are, Carol can teleport anywhere she wants.
When Micha wrecked Gungnir she brought back a splinter of it which they are now combining with Dainsleif and alchemy to make an Alca-Gungnir for their Kanade clone.
They somehow fill her mind with something, either the deceased doll's memories, Kanade's actual memories, or just killer instinct.
Kanade then will sing the song that tears the ley lines apart while Carol plays her organ. She will wield the Dainsleif blade and since the Symphogears all have Dainsleif fragments in their gears, they can't do anything against it even with Ignite mode. Enter the final battle where they'll combine Ignite and X-Drive to counter that effect. Carol gets befriended, Ver gets beaten up by Genjuuro for real this time.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lunatick
I hope he dragon punches Ger. That would make up for everything.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@GoogleCat
I mean Ver, goddamn autocorrect!

eGremlin
eGremlin

@viagrandad
@Burnblaze
Decipher it, Japanese loving friends.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@PurpleCharger
I could see this happening. But I still hope for a revival of Gary and Micha for the last battle

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@eGremlin
Maria keeps Papa-san updated on cute things Tsubsasa does.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BlogWobbles
I still want Ver to make himself a technically-not-a-Symphogear from Nephilim. They said no new Gear users, but Carol has already shown how easy it is to stretch that rule.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Crazy_Nice
How many babies do you think Chris had? Including abortions.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Dreamworx
See the image @Evilember
It's the strongest hint that Kanade will appear.

@cum2soon
A relic is not a Symphogear, so almost everything goes.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@ZeroReborn
17

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
Sorry, I don't TL from my phone.

askme
askme

@Raving_Cute
Just marry already.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@PurpleCharger
I think the reverse of number 1 will happen like she'll try to get him to join but then he'll say "fuck you" or it might just be him strong arming from the get go

tl;dr: regardlesss, carol is gonna shit on

SniperGod
SniperGod

I remember when I used to post this and some people got mad as fuck.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperGod
Good for you I guess.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@ZeroReborn
Eh, she is still the softest.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
But that just looks Bikkie in zerker mode with her hair growing simultaneously

askme
askme

@Lunatick
He almost did something that one time.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperGod
The Fly Noise is in @Evilember
's image as well, so we can't even rule that out anymore.

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperGod
Only one or two vocals retards.
The same people said that the Noise Tsubasa's faced at the end of EP2 wasn't actually based on Nana's doodle, only to be proven a week later.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@JunkTop
Only that neither Hibiki's nor anyone else's hair grows in berserker mode.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
Nah, even the keywords painted Fudou evil.
It's no stretch that Tsubasa is right.
See his two heirs as nothing.
Create another one.
Sign and run Tsubasa for the super soldier program.
Steps down from his leadership on Div2 after relic incident.
Still somewhere out there plotting.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@ZeroReborn
All of the babies.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Flameblow
Looks at again

My bad, the gauntlets threw me off

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperGod
Oh he got rekt hard.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Flameblow
That's just because they didn't unlock SSJ3 yet.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evilember
Despite it being foreshadowed now, I still wonder how hard Sheeky Forums is going to lose its collective shit once Kanade appears while Genjuro goes

GUNGNIR DATTO!?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Bringing Kanade back would be the most awful possible thing they could do.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Bubbling isn't fun but the result is worth it.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@StrangeWizard
LEWD

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
It's all in your head, user.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@JunkTop
The moon blocks UNDERSTANDING by default. I bet some evil shit would happen during a solar or lunar eclipse.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@VisualMaster
There was no good reason to bring back Ver either. I don't think anything is really off the table anymore.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@StrangeWizard
Her vagina has to be like a millimeter below that bikini line.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@StrangeWizard
You should try making Tsubasa's sarong visible.

askme
askme

@WebTool
Not as hard as when Ver appeared since noone saw that one coming.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Raving_Cute
He'll only be in 1 episode to do a reprise of his defeat arc to supplement Chris's episode. I think it could be cute and satisfying.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Harmless_Venom
Vaginas aren't visible on the outside, user.
It's called the vulva.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Raving_Cute
The difference is Ver was neither dead nor turned into geah dust.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@PurpleCharger
Using a Kanade clone as the sacrifical pawn Carol seeks isn't even that unlikely.

Plus, she needs Ver to control her WORLD DESTRUCTAH after Shirabe destroyed the relic.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Raving_Cute
Soon.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Need_TLC
Try correcting me in 10 years after it has become accepted vernacular.

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperWish
Honestly, I'd rather Miku get a gear again then they revive Kanade because I like her and her songs more and I want to see her and Hibiki duet, but the latter could be interesting too if it's pulled off well.

Actually I wouldn't be surprised if both happened.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Lord_Tryzalot
I doubt that would be enough to stop them if they wanted to bring her back. I really hope they don't, but I wouldn't put it past them.

@SniperWish
Now this I can get behind. That almost seems like the least likely plot twist, though. Didn't Kaneko rather dislike the idea of Mikugeah?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SniperWish
I doubt she'll get the old gear back but now that they're in a giant relic vault I don't see why they couldn't equip her with one.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evilember
The only way Mikugeah could be brought back is if it were used to purify and destroy Dainsleif, which would probably only happen if Miku fought an evil Hibiki.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Kanade's VA is older than Mamu's VA.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Lord_Tryzalot
Good thing I love top dad then. At least his/Hibikis sub plot is decent.
muh usless
muh sword
Fucking hell. Little lesbians and muh kouhai are acceptable comparatively but really it's Biki holding the fort.

likme
likme

@BunnyJinx
Season 4 writes itself.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
I doubt it'll happen, or be anything major if it does. I could see it being a shadow Tsubasa has to overcome to access Pure Ignite or whatever.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
That doesn't surprise me, Mamu's VA is 17 years-old.

likme
likme

@Ignoramus

Oi oi.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Raving_Cute
Post yfw
DOKUTAH VER!!!!!

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@RumChicken
Hibiki is Miku's sun
Miku is Hibiki's sunshine
during a solar eclipse the moon obscures the sun and the event is is associated with bad omens throughout history
The symbolism is too strong.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
S1: ancient female awesome villain
S2: goofy, male villain
S3: ancient female awesome villain
S4: ?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TalkBomber
What if because of that Season 4 ends up being Hibiki vs Genjuro. Domon vs Master Asia style.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@hairygrape
S4: ?
Goofy, male villain.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@hairygrape
S4: Strong and manly awesome villain.

Think Genjuro but with longer white hair and beard.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@hairygrape
S1: ancient female awesome villain
S2: goofy, male villain
S3: ancient female awesome villain also a 2hu
S4: modern female awesome villain also a 2hu

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
How long has Detective Conan been running?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
20 years this January.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
So, Fudou?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@hairygrape
Carol
awesome

I honestly can't tell if you people are serious. She has the worst motives of all Symphogear characters, Hibiki and Maria included.

b-but keikaku
Yeah, that's working real great for her. Lost so hard she had to kill herself to get away and is now stuck in her last spare body needing to get bailed out by fucking Ver.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fuzzy_Logic
Think Genjuro but with longer white hair and beard
Is it finally Odin time? I'd like to think he'd be the "good" Custodian though. God sounds more like villain material.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Carnalpleasure
There are no touhou remixes of Symphogear yet. Come on, at least a Marisa stole the precious thing spoof

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
Why didn't she produce a warehouse full of spare bodies. Does she live so dangerously she needs to switch every two months?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@hairygrape
I honestly can't tell if you people are serious. She has the worst motives of all Symphogear characters, Hibiki and Maria included.

We don't fully know her motives yet. Yes, her dad was overcooked as the steaks he made, but we can only make educated guesses why she's so obsessed with dissecting the world (and hating on all the miracles).

Besides, Carol is cute, so people don't give a fuck.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@hairygrape
This is the only part of her plan that's gone wrong. And she still has a body hanging out with the Gears.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stupidasole
What about Touhou animation set to Symphogear music
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm26738293

DeathDog
DeathDog

@hairygrape
Lost so hard she had to kill herself to get away

She could have used a teleport crystal, but didn't. Her death after fighting Ignite Geahs was necessary for the plan, just like the dolls now jobbing one after another to the Ignite Geahs. Pay attention.

If you want to blame her, then do it for suiciding before recovering the control relic, because that was actually dumb.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

This fight was so good. Too bad it ended in such a shitty way.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Lord_Tryzalot
There hasn't been a single good fight this season. They've literally all been scripted jobbing per Carol's keikaku.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@DeathDog
Carol killed herself to troll Hibiki. "Don't think that cursed melody can save anyone!"

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@DeathDog
Carol's keikaku
Getting real tired of this shit.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

So, who's next character to come, back, Fine?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
That's why we have Ver.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Dreamworx
Mamu actually not dead
researching gears in secret
SONG is in a pinchi
Mamu's heroic entrace
gives Miku repaired Shen Shou Jing to erase Nephilim and Dainsleif
The OTPs kiss
In this order.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Dreamworx
Kanade

@TurtleCat
completely ignoring the changes to Carol's base after her dying, similiar to changes happen after the dolls die

Carol isn't retarded enough to pull something like that off for pure trolling purpose.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you will never be his daughter
;-;

Lunatick
Lunatick

@StrangeWizard

MAGIC!

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stupidasole
im tired of the jobbing meme

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Lord_Tryzalot
it ended in a great way

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Skullbone
It's not a meme, it's the show.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@idontknow
Twitter blurbs
They're always posted on the official site for the show.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Lord_Tryzalot
It was great, too bad Hibiki survived this

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@TurtleCat
It's a meme that distorts the way you are able to understand this show and many others.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Dreamworx
Baseball kids

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@haveahappyday
No, literally every fight was jobbing to a new power or trick, and even the victories were planned by Carol. They haven't actually won anything.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BunnyJinx
Prove my point harder.

Techpill
Techpill

@StrangeWizard
When I see Bikki, Chris and Zubaba I just want to adopt them and watch movies with them.

I don't really feel anything about DMJii.

But Maria. Oh how I want to put a baby in that.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
showing off dat belly, hips and underboob
also thick thighs
Satelight sure knows their character's charm points well.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Evil_kitten
You complaining that people use a word correctly isn't a point.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Techpill
She was built only for sex

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat
Does that include pregnancy, childbirth, nursing and child care?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@RavySnake
She is part of SONG now. All that will be Government Funded.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Techpill
@SomethingNew
@RavySnake
Can we change the topic?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Poker_Star
No

likme
likme

@Techpill
I want to teach Chris how to eat correctly.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Illusionz
@cum2soon
If there was any stream I regret missing. It would be the one for this episode. Fuck weddings man.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@likme
I want to impregnate Chris
And also Hibiki
And probably Tsubasa too

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@StonedTime

The livewatch thread was pretty tame until Ver appeared.
/a/thread/130115095#p130124082

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Poker_Star
Do you not want to talk about pure and cute topics like lovemaking for the sake of procreation, then watching her find out she's pregnant, dealing with morning sickness and mood swings, seeing her growing belly over the course of multiple months, taking her to the hospitals for checkups and seeing the first ultrasound pictures of the baby, feeling it move around under the skin, rushing to the hospital after her water suddenly broke, being beside her and holding her hand as she painfully gives birth over multiple hours and then seeing her happy face after it's finally over and she's nursing the child for the first time?

massdebater
massdebater

Did H&D completely stop to do Symphogear after episode 6?

WebTool
WebTool

@massdebater
They're working on it very slowly.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
H&D were memesubs anyway

farquit
farquit

@happy_sad
That's it.
I go to bed.
Fuck you.

SniperWish
SniperWish

If Ver sing, this is AOTY.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@happy_sad
wanting to have children
or having a pregnancy fetish
or both

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
not wanting Maria Cadenzavna Eve to have a happy family with at least 2 children

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@SniperWish
Sugita singing

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RavySnake
not wanting to produce a suitable heir only to find out she's asexual and hangs out with a bunch of dykes

cum2soon
cum2soon

@StonedTime
yuri NTR
Delusion. There is no yuri in symphogear, only undertones.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@RavySnake
I thought you dollfags gave up and dropped the show 1-2 episodes ago.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Flameblow
I'm not a dollfag, I just don't want kids.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
What?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake
Pregnancy
Perfectly normal consequence of sexual intercourse
Fetish

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Crazy_Nice
It's like saying that liking boobs is a fetish

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Crazy_Nice
getting aroused by pregnancy
wanting to put your dick next to your unborn baby
You sick fuck.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I assume this is correct, yes?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TalkBomber
It already happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EDwfWezgzI

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Gigastrength
That's just lolrandum.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Poker_Star
It's awwwright

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Gigastrength
Doesn't make any sense.
/v/

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@StrangeWizard
Kyon homo

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Poker_Star
"Say hello to your daddy!"

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Gigastrength
Go back to /v/, there's no justification for such pairings.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@StrangeWizard
Kentai Life Returns is much better.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I had a dream where somebody kept incessantly repeating DEATH until I woke up.
It was nice.

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard
@RavySnake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv7a-DhmOOM

Eurobeat-ish remix the best

Lunatick
Lunatick

commie's episode 9 is out
Time to watch it again.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

She's coming back too, right?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Lunatick
Post every meme you find.

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
She'll gattai with the other three dolls and form Grand Master Autoscorer as the second to last boss.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@TalkBomber
@StrangeWizard
@askme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CLh1LYVDfs

At least post something /m/ approved.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Illusionz
HS translates Papa-san as father
Commie translates Papa-san as dad
Why?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
/m/ approved
Considering the state of the /m/ gear thread, that's a bad thing nowadays.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
But I'm on Sheeky Forums

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Befriending when?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Playboyize
this gif
every time

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Illusionz
This.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Evil_kitten
I want to befriend Gary, if you catch my drift.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evil_kitten
When she's rescued from Ver and they have to team up to stop him turning her world-destroying-and-remaking plan into just a world-destroying plan.

King_Martha
King_Martha

What if Topdad adopts Carol?
Hi-Hibiki-oneechan~

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
I will be very happy if Hibiki just punches her father when the inevitable reconciliation scene happens, and then she walks away nonchalantly with Miku.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberburn
Why the hate? Topdad for best dad.
He just wants to be a part of Bikkie's life again, but he doesn't know how to rebuild the bridges that are burned

idontknow
idontknow

@King_Martha
What if Hibiki and Miku adopt Carol?
Hibiki-mama, Miku-mama

Spamalot
Spamalot

Zoid please, just give me my subs.

askme
askme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36MN5dc4O0E

Methshot
Methshot

@Emberburn
Hibiki would have learned from the middle finger in her face that was Christmas Carol's suicide.
"I'm going to come back into Hibiki's life"
"Fuck you, Miku is all the warmth I need."

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Emberburn
@Methshot
That would be nice, but considering the lyrics to Little Miracle I doubt that's what they're going for.

girlDog
girlDog

@Spamalot
We're working as fast as we can to make up for lost time.

TechHater
TechHater

@BunnyJinx
Well, if I am to believe what I read here about Nana, season 3 of Symphogear seems to be a tribute to her hard early life that had quite a bit of daddy issues. Given how it ended before he died, it's logical everything is going to end well.

massdebater
massdebater

If they were your daughters would you support their love?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@massdebater
I'd encourage it.

WebTool
WebTool

@massdebater
Yes.

FastChef
FastChef

@massdebater
Of course, yurincest is great

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
They're not blood-related, so making them happy is the only option.

Inmate
Inmate

@StonedTime
By who?
From who?

When did he ever have anything close to resembling a romantic interest?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@massdebater
Yes. I'd also install cameras everywhere so I can watch their love unfold.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Kanade's return is not set in stone just because of some random image one guy from the staff drew. I'm keeping my hype under tight control for now. GX is clearly not following G's philosophy of non-stop maximum over-hype, and I don't want to repeat the disappointment that was episode 7.

inb4 something something Maria is useless

Flameblow
Flameblow

What is the origin of CHOSSEI CHOSSEI, is it episode 2 of Zesshoushinai? I only have episode 1 but it's not in there. And in what way does Chris talk funny?

likme
likme

Season 1 loli Chris raped.
Season 2 Ver wanted to rape Maria to get her pregnant with children.
Season 3 Tsubasa is the result of NTR. Whether her mom was raped or not is up in the air.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
It's the very start of the second one from what I recall, yes. As for the other part, I think the details are mentioned in the manga.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Flameblow
She says it in the anime two. I can't remember one particular moment when she says it but it's there.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme
How long until Symphogear gets one full on suffering season?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Inmate
Chris

Nojokur
Nojokur

@likme
It's not rape if I liked it.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@cum2soon
???? that's not true at all. Miku's love was literally a plot point.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@likme
Season 4 Chris' long-lost rapebaby daughter returns from Val Verde to meet her mother.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Evil_kitten
At episode 10, its always at episode 10.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
Wanting to help Hibiki WHO WAS DYING was the plot point.

Evilember
Evilember

@Emberburn
????
Please, at least try to appear as if you're not underage or posting on facebook.

likme
likme

@Spamalot
I'm usually one to criticize people who read too much into clearly ambiguous hints, but the OVA's make it pretty clear that Miku is gay for Hibiki. There's not much room for doubt.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@cum2soon
only undertones
You're basically contradicting yourself with in your own post. If something is an undertone it's still there.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Illusionz
Season 4 has a new little half sister for Tsubasa that Fudou made when he found out 5 year old Tsubasa was relic compatible. Turns out they pumped worse things into her than they did with Kanade and she dies mid season.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberburn
A one-sided obsession is not yuri. At least not until Miku rapes Hibiki in her hospital bed.

???????
Fuck off.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Nude_Bikergirl
A one-sided obsession is not yuri.
That's actually arguable. If girl A is in love with girl B isn't that already enough to be considered yuri with how the word is used today?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
There's nothing at all hiding how gay they are aside from not stating it in the show. But saying the plot point was Miku's gayness is flat out wrong.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Emberfire
Oh, if that's all you meant I agree. Her love and her acting based on that love was the plot point, but whether it was gay love or simply love towards a close friend is completely irrelevant to the plot. I thought you were trying to imply Miku was not gay.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How hard would you?

Spamalot
Spamalot

perfect

FastChef
FastChef

@Carnalpleasure
Perfect.

idontknow
idontknow

PERFECT

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Spamalot
Hibiki! come here and fist me!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Emberfire
Impossible.
There has to be at least one family where the dad is a douche.
They are focusing on dad issues this season.

To get all the possible spread of possibilities there must be one that is an irredeemable douche nozzle.

idontknow
idontknow

@idontknow
Perfect

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nude_Bikergirl
There has to be at least one family where the dad is a douche.
But Tsubasa's dad is clearly more than just a douche.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Methnerd
Tsubasa Dad got cucked. He's just cold and calculating. But why would he even ask if her daughter is injured? Why leave the room untouched and dusted spot clean?

TusbasaDad is just a big tsun step dad.

TreeEater
TreeEater

PERFECT

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Playboyize
I was talking about her dad, not her brother, user.

massdebater
massdebater

All these perfects

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@massdebater
no one posted the most perfect perfect yet

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Perfect

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lord_Tryzalot
I haven't had my fill of moebasa yet.
I hope there'll be plently of it in the specials.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@AwesomeTucker
agreed

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Nude_Bikergirl
I won't be satisfied until I get half an episode of her with a flushed face and making embarrassed and startled noises and stuttering half sentences while others tease her.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Sharpcharm

Children are awful for the first 22 years.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
with a flushed face and making embarrassed and startled noises

That's lewd user

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@w8t4u
Please don't bully the wings.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TurtleCat
No lewd intended, only pure and cute comedy with Tsubasa being a chuuni Tsubasa.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@GoogleCat
Dat animation drawing error on the tip of Tsubasa's hair wing.

5mileys
5mileys

I hope Ver isn't gonna be captured immediately. There's a chance he might just be used to cook more LiNKER, being completely irrelevant besides that.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@GoogleCat
I'd serve her a plate of grilled chicken wings.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@5mileys
PLOT TWIST
Vers becomes a good guy.
Vers has his own symphogear and he sings.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@5mileys
I hope Ver kidnaps and threatens Carol, taking over her plan and turning it around for his own profit while she stares with that horrified look and the dolls just follow him because he's that great.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Perfect DESS

SniperWish
SniperWish

Will Hibiki becomes a Gundam to befriend Carol?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@TurtleCat
DESS DESS DESS

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Tsubasa had a hard day.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
@Fuzzy_Logic
DESS DESS DESS DESS

SniperWish
SniperWish

@SniperWish
What model of Gundam would Hibiki be?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
@Fuzzy_Logic
I want to cum inside Kirika.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Spamalot
@Fuzzy_Logic
@TurtleCat
BESS

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@LuckyDusty
I don't think you could pick a worse mother.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Dreamworx
I want to cum inside Kirika AND not take responsibility.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I tried watching Symphogear but it was shit so I stopped. Idols with superpowers is retarded, and Japanese songs are so cringeworthy I have to skip through them. So I dropped it about ten minutes into episode 1.

Techpill
Techpill

@New_Cliche
Okay.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
I read your post.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@New_Cliche
Okay.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Evilember
Okay.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@New_Cliche
cringeworthy
You can fuck off back to reddit now.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@JunkTop
Okay.

MPmaster
MPmaster

My god I can't believe it. LAST ACTION HERO is back

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@MPmaster
If killing team fun gave us Ver again, will offing team adult make Fine return?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SomethingNew
It will make Kanade return

Methshot
Methshot

@MPmaster
Kanade is next.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Nude_Bikergirl
You're not worried that she has 6 fingers?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TurtleCat
2nd from the right isn't a finger, it's just that the entire hand is poorly drawn so the palm looks like another finger.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@TurtleCat
No she doesn't.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Symphogear Legion of Doom when?

Inmate
Inmate

@Crazy_Nice
Well it is for some people. Shows how fucked up japan has become

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow

That's...actually plausible depending on if Carol ever felt the need to get her rocks off.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methnerd
@Methshot
I want to believe.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Waited till now to watch ep 9 I fucking lost it when ver showed up.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

post yfw when Kanade doesn't return and next episode will be on par with the beach one

Emberburn
Emberburn

@iluvmen
Same reading on all the hype I missed now
Still can't believe it

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

These two were so gay in this scene. Married couple is pretty much the only way to describe them.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn
Good idea gonna check out the archives now

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Methshot
And Serena?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Raving_Cute
on par with the beach one
No episode with shots like this can be disappointing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Evil_kitten

Carol literally killed herself so she wouldn't have to be Hibiki's friend

Pretty sure that ship has sailed

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperGod
If they actually try to mend things with Carol and Topdad and shove that stupid "forgiveness is always morally just" shit down my throat, I'm going to mail Kaneko a jar full of my piss.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Playboyize
It was extremely disappointing

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
I'll befriend her, even if it kills her!

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
When will it finally be Hibiki's turn to help Miku (un)dress?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@lostmypassword
For you.

likme
likme

@Bidwell
I'll give you topdad, but they've been building up to a Carol befriending since episode 1. She may not fight with them, but befriending is practically guaranteed.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize
@lostmypassword
@Illusionz

Only Maria's succesful IGNITE mode and her song were decent, the rest was shit.

fuck cabbage captcha

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Gigastrength
But the swimsuits, user! Who doesn't like swimsuits?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@likme

How many people has she killed so far?

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength
Not liking Elfnein being cute and Maria being mamacat

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
Me
Symphogeahs are far better for lewd purposes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Raving_Cute
I liked the beach episode.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Spazyfool
I hope we get more banzai next episode.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

We need a
Shirabe wallpaper

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fuzzy_Logic

Post some of the actual swimsuit shots and maybe I'll reconsider

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evil_kitten
I don't think it matters. Chris killed a bunch of people indirectly. Fine even got befriended at the very end. No one is immune to the befriending except poor Ver.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure
@King_Martha
@Bidwell
Why are people trying to use Topdad's attempts at reconciliation as a reason to say he's not completely awful when the only real reason he wants to reconcile is to pull himself out of the financial shitter and generally be a drain on the rest of the family anyway.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@New_Cliche

I want to pull her strings

Is that wrong?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Raving_Cute
Ver is so cool he doesn't need no befriending whatsoever.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
It's cute, not lewd.

WebTool
WebTool

@Evil_kitten
Not nearly enough to be beyond redemption, welcome to Symphogear!

also ow the edge

fucking seriously? cabbage in a ice cream cone?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
Dude.
Use legacy captcha. Who the fuck uses that gay image thing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Playboyize
@King_Martha
Why haven't any anons shooped this to have a vibrator remote wire coming out from her panties?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@viagrandad

You can already see her labia

Why would you need more lewd?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Supergrass
People who want to upload something on a shitty connection, for one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@JunkTop
I never have enough lewd.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@viagrandad
You should be ashamed, Chris is not the type to play with herself.
shit I want it so much

@Supergrass
I did that. Thanks user

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Gigastrength
Chris is already lewd enough without doing anything lewd. Any more than that is just too dangerous for you.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
I'm prepared to deal with the consequences.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Raving_Cute
I don't think it matters. Chris killed a bunch of people indirectly.
The difference is intent.

@likme
They could befriend Elf9 after she keeps Carol's good memories or something. Carol being befriended would be stupid. To be honest, it's more likely that they befriend topdad, or rather, "redeem" him.

Elf9 goes mole mode, tries to assassinate Biki, topdad was stopping by to visit and saves her, but dies. She gets to forgive him before he dies, the writers can say he got his punishment and they avoid actually having to make Hibiki consciously shut him out of her life as she should. It's the ultimate cop out, so I know they'll do it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Playboyize
The things I would dp to that butt.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Spamalot
I'm the last post you quoted. At which point did you think I meant that I want to see him redeemed because he isn't a bad guy? He's absolute trash and the only way to fix Hibiki this season is for her to tell him to fuck off because she has people in her life now that actually care about her and support her.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
Why are people trying to use Topdad's attempts at reconciliation
What attempts?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Playboyize
Thank you for this glorious .gif

farquit
farquit

@LuckyDusty

Hitting your kid up for money, I guess?

I dunno people are weird

5mileys
5mileys

@Dreamworx
Lewd overdosu?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Spazyfool
He's an awful main villain.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
The difference is intent.
Chris knew full well she was doing bad things, she just believed that it would be for the overall good in the end. The last episode hinted that Carol has the same kind of idea, just an even more stupid version of it.

They could befriend Elf9 after she keeps Carol's good memories or something.
Assuming she's an unwilling spy, Elf9 is already befriended.

Carol being befriended would be stupid.
Carol has had way too many sympathetic flashback scenes to not get befriended. I just can't see her getting killed off without some resolution with Hibiki, even if it's just a last second befriending like Fine had.

MPmaster
MPmaster

next episode
Ver hunts down hibiki
Hibiki goes ignite and Ver destroys her relic
while the relic is still piercing her heart
relic hybrid dainsleifbikki

girlDog
girlDog

@Stupidasole
So is Carol.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@5mileys
Micha already did that

Stupid sexy dolls and their stupid sexy dolljoints

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
@LuckyDusty

Don't be assholes

Her worried dad was trying to call her several times a day in the hospital to make sure she was okay and she never even answered his calls

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Emberfire
How could he have even known she was in the hospital?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@girlDog
Carol has consistently been an actual threat without relying on making funny reaction faces to get by. Ver has far more problems than just having poorly-paced writing.

massdebater
massdebater

@AwesomeTucker
Miku-chan can be a really good girl when she wants to.

Techpill
Techpill

@Raving_Cute
she just believed that it would be for the overall good in the end.
Yes. That's what intent means.

The last episode hinted that Carol has the same kind of idea, just an even more stupid version of it.
Everything I've watched and read in keywords points to her not having anything resembling a just cause.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fuzzy_Logic
Carol is almost too competent of a villain to even be in Symphogear. Thank god Ver is now here to fix all of that.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@massdebater
Calling up that shithead instead of her mother would be the fucking stupidest thing she could do.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
Fine was perfectly competent. Can we quit it with the whole "Symphogear is just for craziness, there's no real plot or anything" idiocy?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@RumChicken
Nobody said Miku is smart

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Fuzzy_Logic
Ver wasn't really concluded last season outside of LASTACTION HEROOOO.
The fact that he's here today means Ver flashbacks are coming soon.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You do know they only got Ver back so they had an excuse to hire Sugita for the 2016 Live, right?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@TreeEater
Carol's sudden incompetence in the last episode was a little jarring actually. It's not inconsistent because they foreshadowed her being weakened by the body transfer but it still felt like she went from "all according to keikaku" to "last-ditch gamble" mode too quickly.

farquit
farquit

@Bidwell
More development and presence and spoiling plans / getting in over his head, sure, just don't try to sell him as the big bad, because he doesn't work as one.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evilember
I'd rather have a Kanade doll or miku doll instead of generic resurrections/kidnap n brainwash.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I want to spar with Hibiki.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@massdebater
I'm gonna do what I think is better for Hibiki, even if she don't want it!

WebTool
WebTool

@Raving_Cute
More like a case of plot induced retardation.

"We've got what we were after. Should we use our teleport crystals to instantly and safely return to base?"
"No, let's stick around until shit gets real."

likme
likme

@LuckyDusty

If the battle harems that are churned out every season are any indicator, that alone doesn't make a male character based.

Methshot
Methshot

@Sharpcharm
This girl has potential.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker

Miku told him, remember?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@viagrandad
I want to massage Bikki's aching muscles after a long, exhausting day of training and sparring with Genjuro in the dojo. I want to wipe away the sweat with a cool, damp towel and giggle as she winces and whines about the cold. I want to lightly peck her forehead and tell her she did a great job today and softly cuddle up beside her in bed.

I want to be Miku.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@massdebater
@Burnblaze
Did she? I must have missed it somehow

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Need_TLC
Miku is seeing Topdad behind Hibiki's back. Probably has sex with him too.

likme
likme

@Spazyfool
sample

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
Nice

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Need_TLC
Anons are just talking out of their ass.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
plot induced retardation.
Yes, that term describes how I felt about this development.

Methshot
Methshot

@WebTool
That's assuming the magic tome was the only business they had there.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Anyone have the updated bingo?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
I wish people with hearts didn't only existed in fiction.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Methshot
They certainly made it seem that way, and given how much Ver surprised her, I don't think she knew the other stuff that was lying around locked up in that area.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Techpill
Everything I've watched and read in keywords points to her not having anything resembling a just cause.
It took me a few minutes to remember where they said this, but here you go. They're definitely hinting pretty hard at her having some other motive besides destroying the world.

idontknow
idontknow

@Raving_Cute
Chris knew full well she was doing bad things, she just believed that it would be for the overall good in the end.

Chris had a fucking breakdown once she realized what she was actually responsible for and immediately started exterminating Noise.

Carol is just a bitch who directly murders people with glee.

Techpill
Techpill

@Ignoramus
At least best girl CAN'T have any daddy issues thrust upon her this season.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@DeathDog
Ver being locked up there is just speculation. We need to wait for the next batch of keywords to see where he actually came from.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@WebTool
@Methshot
@DeathDog
More like a case of plot induced retardation.

I really hope they give us a reasonable explanation for that instead of shitty writing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ver got full view of Chris, but still wants to repopulate with Maria?
Is Chris's vagina so destroyed that it looks unusable now or something?
STDs?

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
I still wish they kept her original colour scheme.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So why does Hibki know drunken boxing moves? I know that Genjuro's movies blah blah but she's not shown to learn these or use them, ever.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Nude_Bikergirl
What if she wants to get her papa back, going Full Metal Alchemist?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@hairygrape
Chris was never a romantic interest for him fuck fwad, he was a father figure

He's literally her adopted father.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Booteefool
nah, Chris just has a puzzlecunt that Ver can't solve.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Booteefool
Even Ver is not so messed up that he'd fuck his own daughter.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@SniperWish
What is a puzzlecunt?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Nude_Bikergirl
I want Carol to succeed deconstructing,
only to have burned too much memories to remember what goodness and happiness and ultimately get stuck in a nightmare she created.

Methshot
Methshot

The biggest twist of all would be bringing this bitch back from the dead. Who knows? Carol might have met her.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@idontknow
I miss that outfit.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@idontknow
It's not like she thought the noise were running around helping people or something before. It was just there she finally realized that she was being a dumbass and letting the noise run loose wasn't going to help anyone but Fine.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

It's a relic storage guys.
Not that much of a stretch to think that maybe the storage has a relic that messes with carol's brand of teleportation in it.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@SomethingNew
I don't know if I want an EoE/instrumentality end to Symphogear, but I would be a little disappointed if it's another daijobu end again. Again.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@King_Martha
Google it!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If Ver was in prison why is he still wearing his lab coat?

likme
likme

I feel the need to point something out.

The last time we saw the good doctor, he'd just gotten finished being shot, stabbed, punched, beaten up, and exploded by our merry band of protagonists, captured and thrown into a dark cell with the key thrown away for the crime of trying to make humanity strong enough to survive an impending apocalypse.

What is the FIRST MOTHERFUCKING THING he does when the wall of his cell gets blown up?

He steps out, GRABS a motherfucking MISSILE out of MIDAIR with his bare hand and EATS IT!

Ver is the hero their world needs.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Stark_Naked
Fuck, I love Oglaf

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Need_TLC
that's the actual prison uniform

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Methnerd
@SomethingNew
Carol's plan progresses smoothly
she goes all out on the geahs and wins
destroys the world so she can see her papa again
>Carol doesn't recognize him because she burned all her memories up fighting.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@idontknow
It's more backstory than plot points

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
Think it's more likely that her papa is just very Fine.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Need_TLC
Because he is a big guy.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Nude_Bikergirl
"I have a goal" is different than having a just cause, or becoming a necessary evil. Carol is sadistic and filled with rage whereas Chris always felt remorse and doubt.

@Techpill
I'm still hoping her and Genjuro do some tag team gun-kata shit later on.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Methshot
If they somehow asspulled her back to life, she'd be working for us. At worst she'd be harsh towards Hibiki for being a little bitchacle, but she'd still be fully assisting S.O.N.G..

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Fuzzy_Logic
If that were the case it should have been mentioned in the show and not just left for the watchers to assume based on nothing.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
@Sharpcharm
@MPmaster
@RumChicken

Why is Miku so dead-set on getting Hibiki and her papa to make up?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Illusionz
Because, unlike most anons here, she realizes that Hibiki simply giving Topdad the finger and walking away would teach her absolutely fuck all and do nothing to fix her extreme lack of mental health.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TalkBomber
Are you sure about that? Why not take all the Alca-Noise and blow up that motherfucking moon?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Emberburn
"I have a goal" is different than having a just cause, or becoming a necessary evil. Carol is sadistic and filled with rage whereas Chris always felt remorse and doubt.

Carol clearly should have been raped more as a child in a South American shithole to mellow her out.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Stark_Naked
I hope you're not implying that's a bad thing.

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
Because Hibiki isn't hecchara, and he is pro gay marriage.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Illusionz
Because he promised he'd give her Bikki's hand in marriage in exchange

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
Kaneko don't have the balls to kill Miku or topdad anyway, just wait for the undestanding ending.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@VisualMaster
She wouldn't need that if they never made up

farquit
farquit

@Emberfire
We already know from a very reputable source (herself) that she's given up on that plan for good thanks to Hibiki. Her not taking control of DMJii and going as far as to take the hit from Igalima in Shirabe's place and outright die makes her trustworthy enough in that regard.

That said, there's still currently no way for her to come back outside of some sort of asspull. Her soul is dead.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Deadlyinx
She trains whenever she's not rescuing civilians/fighting noise/in school

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spamalot
Miku is a very traditional and proper nipponese girl

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Emberburn
Her true keikaku hasn't been revealed yet, so we don't know if her cause is just, but it's almost certainly going to be sympathetic and cause for befriending. I mean, it can't be any worse than "I want to fuck God".

Carol is sadistic and filled with rage
Where has she been sadistic? Almost everything she's done has been to provoke the gears to ignite. She's certainly been mean and heartless at times, but sadistic is something completely different.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Raving_Cute
Miku is one thing, but it really doesn't take any balls to kill Topdad.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz

She wants his blessing for their marriage

Techpill
Techpill

@Illusionz
Because Miku isn't allowed to be as rational and supportive as she was earlier in the season. Apparently every character needs to go full retard at least once.

@Burnblaze
simply giving Topdad the finger and walking away would teach her absolutely fuck all and do nothing to fix her extreme lack of mental health.
Are we watching the same show? She told Miku that she tried to talk to her father, but that he was a bad person. She also said that she didn't need him in her life because she was surrounded by people who truly cared for her and were there to support her. That's the most mature thing Hibiki's ever said, and she faced the problem head on and actually thought through it. Get off your moral soapbox with that "If you don't make up and forgive, you can never move on" bullshit. Realizing which people in your life actually love you and which ones you were an idiot for ever trusting is a part of growing up. In fact, it's one of the most defining experiences you'll ever have as a person. The fact that they won't let Hibiki go through that because they feel the need to paint all moral values as black and white is absolutely disgusting, and I really expected more from Kaneko.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Emberburn
Chris was pretty rageful back in the day.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u
But Topdad needs to realize that all she wants is the stache

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Flameblow
Where has she been sadistic?
Sending her dolls out to kill people with no regard for human life, then saying lines like "Listen to the screams of the dying and despair!"

In what world is that not sadistic?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Flameblow
She's certainly been mean and heartless at times, but sadistic is something completely different.

I don't know, in that scene, she seemed pretty sadistic.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@RavySnake
Her rage was always directed at the ugly side of humanity; the one that causes war and hatred and that made her childhood what it was.

Now it's all pointed inwards because she realized that she unwillingly became a part of that and caused the exact thing she was trying to prevent.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Techpill
Apparently every character needs to go full retard at least once.

Of course. The series starts out with Kanade blowing herself up to kill 50 Noise.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Boy_vs_Girl
that pic

Kill it with fire

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SniperGod
I was talking specifically about GX: Believe in jobbing and hold a determination to make irrational decisions that you should be above

5mileys
5mileys

@Deadlyinx
Bikkie
using a style based on deception
yeah sure

I don't know why they inserted it into the transformation, it doesn't even look cool.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Boy_vs_Girl
There's a cockroach version of this?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod
she was dying from gear backfire because lol spiked LINKER anyway, the swan song just finished her off

@SniperGod

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Techpill
The fact that they won't let Hibiki go through that because they feel the need to paint all moral values as black and white is absolutely disgusting, and I really expected more from Kaneko.

Top Dad arc should have ended after her meeting him and punching him in the fucking face after the whole bill thing, followed up telling him to fuck off because she doesn't need him anymore after all the shit he pulled because she's now surrounded by people who actually love her.

takes2long
takes2long

@Bidwell
I don't want to crush your hopes user, but there is a 100% chance that what you said is exactly what is gonna happen.

WebTool
WebTool

@Nojokur
how long before he dies?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Techpill
I thought Miku was over wanting to get them to make up, and is just worried about Hibiki now that topdad keeps contacting her and Hibiki is decidedly un-hekki?

I remember her saying she regretted having them meet up and blaming herself for the situation in Ep 7.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The only acceptable way for Topdad to be redeemed is for Genjuro to punch his teeth in and then give him a father training montage.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What does Hibiki taste like?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@takes2long
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE UP ON BELIEVING
THE CHANCE IS NOT ZERO

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha
Her dolls have always gone out with specific objectives in mind, not to just randomly kill people.

then saying lines like "Listen to the screams of the dying and despair!"
Watch that scene again. She was trying to bait them into using the ignite module.

She wasn't killing people just for the fun of it, she was pretty clearly advancing her plan every single time. She's not a good person, but she's not a sadist either.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Nojokur
That's where it was headed before Miku told her to go see her dad, and before she started thinking "It's my fault, too." which is a complete load of shit.

@takes2long
You think I don't know this?

@Dreamworx
In 8 she's upset that Hibiki said "I tried to work things out with him, but he's a scumbag and I have people who love me." They did the whole "You say that (and it's completely correct) but I KNOW you're not ok!" thing.

@WebTool
He'll die protecting Biki so they can redeem him but still punish him. Cop out incoming.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Nojokur
I think topdad was introduced too early, like 2 fucking episodes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@SniperGod
@SniperGod
I think Tsubasa was weak back then and Kanada ran out of batteries. There was no other option.

5mileys
5mileys

@Gigastrength
Sweat and Citrus.

massdebater
massdebater

@AwesomeTucker

Tsubasa is cute!

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberfire
Laughing and getting aroused while killing innocent people
"No, she was just trying to bait the gears so it doesn't count"
That's still literally her being sadistic, you idiot.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@GoogleCat
In 8 she's upset that Hibiki said "I tried to work things out with him, but he's a scumbag and I have people who love me." They did the whole "You say that (and it's completely correct) but I KNOW you're not ok!" thing.
Okay, I remember that now. Either way, the damage was done by them meeting up so she's right that Bikkie is not okay. The proper resolution here should really be Bikkie firmly telling him she doesn't want him calling her every 10 seconds anymore and ending it there, but we all know that won't happen.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Topdad did nothing wrong.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@DeathDog
the damage was done by them meeting up
But that's not damage and it wasn't a bad thing. Meeting him and then agreeing to have lunch and talking to him was the best thing that could have happened. She didn't run away from her past, she faced it head on. She made an honest effort to reach out to him, realized that he was a bad person, and made the decision to not keep him in her life. It's perfect.

Now we get to watch everyone tell Hibiki she isn't fine until she forgives her dad because "it's just not right to not forgive/stay mad/not give people second chances/whatever other stupid lesson they shove down our throats"

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
You seem to be lost. If you're looking for the easy bait threads, you'll want to post something about NTR in a Charlotte thread. That will get you lots of bites.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
Hey, calm down. I'm just stating the facts.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@GoogleCat
That's where it was headed before Miku told her to go see her dad, and before she started thinking "It's my fault, too." which is a complete load of shit.
It was not heading anywhere, the bill thing wouldn't have happened if Miku hadn't told them to meet up in the first place. Hibiki would just run away and mop around for who knows how long which is exactly what her dad have been doing.
Them meeting up and finally decide to either make up or probably cut of their tie would help them both to move on. Miku did the right thing there, it's not her fault that those two are both so much of a coward to face each other probably and settle things between themselves.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Inmate
She didn't laugh at all and her comment about getting aroused was after the gears ignited, right after they wiped out a bunch of her alca-noise. That doesn't sound like sadism at all, user.

She only even summoned the noise after Tsubasa and Chris failed to transform. I don't know how much more obvious she could be about wanting to bait ignite out.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
probably
*properly
Damn it, I need to sleep.

askme
askme

Hibki's life would be so much better if John Wayne Vercingetorix was her father instead.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@askme
Hibki's life
Ver's life would be better in that case.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Ignoramus
I think you're misunderstanding what I said. Miku telling her to face her dad was great. Miku telling her that she isn't fine when she's hears Hibiki say "I tried, it didn't work because he's shit, I already have people who love me" is not great.

likme
likme

@askme
John Wayne
Ver's first name is incredibly badass, why doesn't he just go by it instead?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@whereismyname
Now we get to watch everyone tell Hibiki she isn't fine until she forgives her dad because "it's just not right to not forgive/stay mad/not give people second chances/whatever other stupid lesson they shove down our throats"

The worst part is this is all but confirmed with that "remember those magic words I taught you" thing that topdad says.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Spazyfool
user, stop.
This
@Poker_Star
is sadistic. Textbook definition. It doesn't matter what her endgame was. She's killing innocent people with a smile on her face because it serves her selfish goals, and she literally gets aroused from fighting. She is sadistic 100%.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@likme
What kind of name is Vercingetorix anyway? What language is that even?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They might not "redeem" Topdad in this season but instead do it in season 4 where Topgrandpa will be a major antagonist and make Topdad look good in comparison.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

More Chris screen time when? She's been shafted this season

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@King_Martha
Ever heard of Asterix?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Booteefool
She got aroused after the Gears powered up and were about to beat the fuck out of her. Carol is a masochist.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha
Roman name for a gallic tribal leader that fought against Julius Caesar.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Garbage Can Lid
I'm more worried about her "No... it was my fault" comment.

I know she's not the brightest bulb, but this shit needs to stop. She didn't hurt anyone. She never harbored hatred in her heart. She never even wished ill upon another human being. She's naive and idealistic about pacifism to a fault and now she's saying "Oh no, I keep destroying things and I'm just as much to blame." That's not endearing and it's not sympathetic. It's just plain stupid at this point.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@King_Martha
Is this a real question?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Dreamworx
Neat, I didn't know that.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Fried_Sushi
Well, he would never have had to deal with the harassment if Hibiki just died at the concert.

girlDog
girlDog

@Garbage Can Lid
She told Hibiki "You're not fine" after Hibiki didn't pick up the phone. After Hibiki told her "I'm fine because I have you and everyone else now", she didn't say anything else but just looked concerned. You can't fault her for having doubt considering Hibiki's history of pretending to be fine and with how she didn't look at her in the face when saying that line.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Fried_Sushi
It's supposed to be a consequence of her survivor's guilt, and it often does work that way, but in this instance it's somewhat poorly written.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
tsubasa "very manly, I approve"
chris "not this shit again"
bikkie "I wanna punch it!"

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Flameblow
Hibiki excited to see my dick

If only.

massdebater
massdebater

@Flameblow
Tsubasa: tsurugi datto?
Chris: not this shit again
Bikki: it looks just like mine!

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@BinaryMan
You can't hold someone accountable for something they didn't choose to do in any sense of the word.

@girlDog
If it were just that, I wouldn't have a problem with it. The guarantee that it'll end with some form of redemption for him is what makes it a tough pill to swallow.

@Evil_kitten
Just somewhat?

girlDog
girlDog

people on Sheeky Forums watch and enjoy this utter trash
the same people call Steins Gate shit and Eva pretentious

viagrandad
viagrandad

@massdebater
it looks just like mine!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@girlDog
symphobros calling S;G shit

nigga, you in the wrong thread

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@StonedTime
responding to bait

Spamalot
Spamalot

@girlDog
You're not alone anymore user!, I give you this reply!

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Spamalot
this isn't an anime

farquit
farquit

@girlDog
ANIME JA NAI

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Emberfire
@farquit
But it is.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Spamalot
@farquit
She needs her own spinoff already.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@New_Cliche
She needs her own spinoff already.

With her getting super-powers (be it Geah or otherwise) while constantly breaking the 4th wall complaining about anime and its tropes.

I would watch that.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@BunnyJinx
If it were just that, I wouldn't have a problem with it. The guarantee that it'll end with some form of redemption for him is what makes it a tough pill to swallow.
Him being redeemed and how shitty it's gonna turn out have nothing to do with Miku's current actions. I just don't like how you called Miku a retard right now when she was just acting rationally.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@RumChicken
It would be live action.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RumChicken
its tropes

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@w8t4u
3DPD

They would probably cast some ugly bitch with crooked teeth that would look nothing like her.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RumChicken
Maybe if Anime-grandma send her a magatama or something like that who is actually a relic, and that relic give her the power and a suit to becomes Kirika's ideal self.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Stark_Naked
"Trope" is a legit turn you bakawaffle

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Bidwell
A relic that turns her into a magical girl?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
Mahou Shoujo Yumi Animea

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Deadlyinx
bakawaffle

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