How long do elves live?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

How long do elves live?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_%28Middle-earth%29
http://exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/
http://www.amazon.com/The-Road-Middle-Earth-Tolkien-Mythology/dp/0618257608
http://exhentai.org/g/664983/d70e274218/
http://exhentai.org/g/518013/c7608461f1/
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=504527686
http://crimeresearch.org/2014/03/comparing-murder-rates-across-countries/
TreeEater
TreeEater

As long as the total length of dicks they take.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Depends on who you ask

Soft_member
Soft_member

Long enough to be fucked by more than 1 human dick no matter how faithful she is.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@kizzmybutt
How would she even get that kind of mark? I've seen some Devles with marks like that, and the only thing I can think of is if they get more tan or some shit.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

As long as her human master lets her live.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

too long. they live too long.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@kizzmybutt
Elves who return to Aman live forever within the confines of Arda. Those that die or lose the will to live go chill out in the Halls of Mandos for a while. Those that stay in Middle Earth become weary of the world and are reduced to mere spirits.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

lewd elves have the longest lifespan

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@kizzmybutt
Elf Thread!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

could an elven maid rape?

StonedTime
StonedTime

A few hundred years for a D&D elf

Forever, unless they get killed or lose the will to live, for a Tolkein elf.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@kizzmybutt
Far, far too long.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Firespawn

There are chemicals that cause skin pigment to dissolve.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@StonedTime

What about spacetraveling, shapeshifting elves?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Elf slaying a demon shortly after having sex with it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@kizzmybutt
They live as long as someone provides them with thier life source.
Semen.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@lostmypassword

Even the shota elves?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Gigastrength
Especially the shota elves

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
Toeless socks are too under appreciated.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Long enough to serve my dick

farquit
farquit

@kizzmybutt
Depends. How many elves are there, and how much ammunition do I get?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@kizzmybutt
cheek fat
There needs to be more of this.

WebTool
WebTool

Inb4 tg bridgade

Methnerd
Methnerd

@farquit

You get one shot per ball, then have to reload for about an hour. The elves will converge on your position, you will not be able to escape. Your only hope is to select one and keep her satisfied so she keeps the others away.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@kizzmybutt
Until they die...

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Sir_Gallonhead
Not an elf.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Methnerd
kek

insert barrel into butthole
....
victory

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Nude_Bikergirl

pointy ears
otherwise human looking

Requirements fulfilled.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
fucking any human-looking creature with pointy ears
This is a very bad idea.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spazyfool
fucking any non-human

Do I need to get the nailbat? Because I will get the nailbat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Spazyfool

It's 2D, so the point is moot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@ZeroReborn
moot
Who?

askme
askme

@New_Cliche

That was quicker than I expected.

TreeEater
TreeEater

does it piss anyone else off (at least with Tolkien fantasy) that elves are op as fuck, in that they're better than humans in every way.

the stupid fuck could have at least made them balanced (not as strong but more nimble or something.)

at least it seems that modern fantasy kind of tries to do this, but elves are always still on top as far as races go.

also, elves live for fucking ages no matter who you ask.

takes2long
takes2long

@TreeEater
Humans tend to be more ambitious, creative, flexible, adaptable and tactical though. Elves usually get fucked because of their arrogance and narrowmindedness. Humans are motivated, clever and stubborn, qualities which usually result in victory.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@TreeEater
Pretty sure the point of Tolkien elves was that they were SUPPOSED to be op as fuck. The ubermensch. Why do they have to be balanced? Why does life have to be fair? Sometimes certain creatures are just plain better then others.

For all the good it does them though. They fall just as easily as anyone else.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@kizzmybutt
They live until they are killed.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TreeEater
Balance was clearly not his goal as he was not trying to design a fucking video game race for the player to pick.
He wanted to create an otherworldly, gentle, kind and noble race at whom humans could look with reverence, learn from and better ourselves.
Then they became Mary Sues, seen as arrogant pricks and the single biggest target of rape among nonhumans, because Tolkien, while possessing a very keen grasp and of and talent for linguistics and geography he was not that great a writer and did not have anywhere near as good a grasp on how humans work in reaction to his occasionally poor writing in or out of his universe.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@kizzmybutt
Long enough to serve your grandchildren too.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@kizzmybutt
Depends on the fictional universe. Typically it's 1000s of years, sometimes it's longer, sometimes it's shorter. In most cases it's at least longer than a human lifespan.

Techpill
Techpill

@TreeEater
Well some people are just plain better than others.
There's you, complaining about a fantasy race at your computer with your freetime
then there's a successful CEO banging hot interns over a desk for the next 3 hours before he goes to his mansion to spend the rest of the night posting his favorite dankmemes on s4s
Their different and not equal no matter how you measure it. That's just life

RumChicken
RumChicken

@kizzmybutt
Depends on how long it takes for you to dick them to death

farquit
farquit

/tg/ here. Approve of the many of the answers here. Remember, around Elves, watch yourselves. Knife the knife ear.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star

Tolkien elves were balanced because they weren't all that many of them. Humans were everywhere.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@farquit
/k/ here. This nigga gets it. Remove Elven Fucking Shits from the premises.

TechHater
TechHater

@Flameblow
did elves not breed fast or something? genuinely curious.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
Aren't Tolkien elves only allowed to have one partner for life?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@BlogWobbles
cry some more

Supergrass
Supergrass

@King_Martha
So are Catholics, but look at Mexico.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@farquit
@Need_TLC
They arrived

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Supergrass
But they die after their partner dies, or something like that. Fuck, I should research this shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Fried_Sushi
yes, please do it for me user

im on my phone.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Ignoramus
The Elves view the sexual act as extremely special and intimate, for it leads to the conception and birth of children. Extra-marital and premarital sex are unthinkable, adultery is also unheard of and fidelity between spouses is absolute

Elves have few children, as a rule (Fëanor and Nerdanel were an exception, conceiving seven sons), and there are relatively sizeable intervals between each child (but see below for notes on Elvish birth rates in Middle-earth versus in Aman). They are soon preoccupied with other pleasures; their libido wanes and they focus their interests elsewhere, like the arts. Nonetheless, they take great delight in the union of love, and they cherish the days of bearing and raising children as the happiest days of their lives

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf_%28Middle-earth%29

I guess they just choose not to have many kids.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@kizzmybutt
Long enough to get raped

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Stark_Naked
Nah son, that futa elf is lewdly thrusting her fleshsword into the demon's infernal rear as the creature prays for death to come before she does.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Firespawn
demon
praying

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Like 700 years according to the lastest D&D player manual.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I want to make a horde of little half-elf bastards.

girlDog
girlDog

As long as they get a good dicking 6 times a day they'll live.
@Gigastrength
@TurtleCat
http://exhentai.org/g/743968/e30bf1df2d/

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
The pounding is so fierce that he tries anyway.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Illusionz
not using a condom until your elf slut begs you to fill her up

TreeEater
TreeEater

How long do T'lan Imass live?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@TreeEater
Maybe you should've read the Silmarillion, dumbass.

Elves fucked up as much, if not more, than human beings as a race. It's just that the First Children of Ilúvatar have thousands of years on humans.

Besides, Elves in LoTR, unlike Humans, have no desire for power, which is why you don't see them building massive fuckhuge nations or things like that.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

GO BACK TO ASEAN FAGGOT

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@kizzmybutt
Long enough that they learn that it is bad to fall in love with humans.

Fuck yeah for half elves wearing glasses!

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Gigastrength
elves
love
She's cheating on you mate. Elves just wanna have dicks

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
Mah negger
@Methnerd
/tg/

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin
I don't use /tg/. Everyone knows all elves are sluts

Booteefool
Booteefool

Kill all knife ears

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TreeEater
yeah, but they probably don't reproduce or something. mind you, dwarves are much more likable in the series, due to their merits AND imperfections. and the hobbits, are the simplest of folk, its nice to have races represent the extremes of humanity

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@WebTool
top kek

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperWish
Oh sweet Jesus. If only she wasn't an elf.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
How many years does one meter translate to?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@TreeEater
does it piss anyone else off (at least with Reality) that whites are op as fuck, in that they're better than subhumans in every way.
God could have at least made them balanced (not as strong but more nimble or something.)
at least it seems that leftism kind of tries to do this, but whites are always still on top as far as races go.
Tolkien did nothing wrong.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@JunkTop
/pol/ pls.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@TreeEater
I love Mary Sue races though. Tolkien gave me my elf fetish in the first place.

I want to defile an elf with my dirty, imperfect human dick to the point where other male elves don't even want her anymore.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
their selfishness and arrogance always goes in their way and they always manage to fuck themselves up badly.
They are nowhere near perfect.
Also treefuckers.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Emberburn
Roughly the same.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@New_Cliche
this will be non-ironic one day

5mileys
5mileys

@TreeEater

And why the hell should they be balanced with humans? Are humans balanced with dragons too? Or goblins?

Inmate
Inmate

@kizzmybutt
Thousands of years in almost every depiction, or quasi immortal as long as they don't die off from trauma.

Inb4 an elf gets cancer and it turns into an infinitely growing blob of flesh

OK just imagine our world without death, it's kinda like that except it's really fucking disgusting and you can't see shit, smell and hear, sure, but you can't see shit.

Inb4 flesh caves

WebTool
WebTool

@StonedTime
No a dnd elf is more like 750-1000+

Even a dwarf lives longer then a few hundred years.

Evilember
Evilember

@hairygrape
There are probably newfags who say it unironically and people mistake it for joking

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Elf SoL series when?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
marrying the town bike

Some guys have no self respect.

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt
1 year for each gallon of cum they take

Lunatick
Lunatick

Until they're pumped full of the white stuff.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TalkBomber
Looks the same

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Sharpcharm
Husband get's NTR'd by the priest?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@TalkBomber
Male looks more fabulous

5mileys
5mileys

@Spamalot
You have to learn to ride a bike. Elves require no learning or tactic to ride

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperWish
There are some differences, such as the elongated facial structure which is more western, while the male has shorter wider face akin to asians. The female has the square jaw, european. Male, asian round face. Basically what I'm saying is the artist had no idea what he was doing and didn't keep the key features consistent enough to make it believable that they were the same race, much less the same person. The female face looks mature adult, the male looks like a child in early teens at best.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Sharpcharm
Elf
Christian wedding

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

drow time?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Shame that there aren't a lots of dark elf doujin.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@PackManBrainlure
Enough time to take even more dicks to extend their lifespan.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Fried_Sushi
Like we need more of these disreputable slatterns hassling the public. What is society coming to?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
come on, some of them are great, particularly when the join the public school system

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Sharpcharm
hi-elf sucks & fucks every human
gets pregnant
marries a dark elf
poor cuck bastard

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NEVER
TRUST
AN
ELF

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TalkBomber
I disagree. At best, they should be segregated into their own schools. Would you really want YOUR daughter influenced by this filth?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
Well, they are. Toliken elves are basically just an advanced civilisation that already hit the cap limit in terms of technical progress, e.g. longevity, beauty, reality-warping rings and whatnot.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@kizzmybutt
1000 years

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fried_Sushi
Drows are pig disgusting lesbians. They deserve to be slaughtered like the dogs they are.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@kizzmybutt
that leg bend

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
In the DnD setting I created, Elven longevity is directly tied to a grand ritual they performed in the past whereby they absorbed the life force of the land, and every time they have children they divide their life force in half to give to their children.

In this way, the more they abstain from having kids, the longer they live (up to around 2000 or so years give or take)

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@girlDog
The best

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Emberfire
Guess it's time to start raping and impregnating some elves, then.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CouchChiller
She isn't an elf.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@viagrandad
This would just result in a large amount of sexually pent up male elves.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@King_Martha
We'll just execute all of the males.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
You make it sound like that's a bad thing. Horny, backed up males are cute when paired with femdom

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@StonedTime
unless they get killed or lose the will to live

No, Tolkien elves still live forever even when killed.

There's a dude in the Fellowship of the Ring that actually died thousands of years ago but came back to life and is chilling in rivendale

Inmate
Inmate

@Firespawn
Then they became Mary Sues

Tolkien elves were never mary sues. Don't forget that they too had a race of beings that they'd look to with reverence.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Inmate
I meant as in Tolkien wrote them in such a way that when others tried to copy them in their own fantasy schlock they inevitably became Mary Sues and/or arrogant pricks.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Flameblow
Tolkien elves were balanced because they weren't all that many of them.

Nigger what.

What most people don't get is Tolkien elves were scaled to match their environments. They mostly lived in an age where Sauron's boss was dicking about and Sauron himself mostly stuck to discrete roles because he'd get one-shot if he went into the open.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@farquit
@Need_TLC

/$board/ here

Please fuck off, it's only a few autistic boards that do this but it's ALWAYS cringe inducing.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Also did Tolkien even write them with pointy ears? Where did the knife ears caricaturization even come from?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Snarelure
not christian, honestly elves would probably get raped in a school with humans

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@StonedTime

I meant as in Tolkien wrote them in such a way that when others tried to copy them in their own fantasy schlock they inevitably became Mary Sues and/or arrogant pricks.

Wouldn't that be because when they copied them their environments didn't have the same soulcrushing extremes for these demi-Gods to try and survive in?

takes2long
takes2long

you will never save a young elf that was wounded after her village was attacked by racist humans

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Booteefool
rape
implying the elven sluts didn't provoke the whole thing

This is how you wind up with corrupted children and knife-eared halfbreeds for grandchildren. How could you think letting your children associate with these creatures is a good idea?

girlDog
girlDog

elves are a sexy gift

idontknow
idontknow

@girlDog
Not an elf.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
looks like leymei

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Soft_member
so you WOULDN'T want to be a highschool boy with a super hot elf at your school?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@takes2long
Good thinking. Selling underaged elves to brothels will make you some decent beer money.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@SniperGod

wanting to be a highschool boy with x happening near you

Sounds like an extremely shitty anime plot for thin-spined nips to indulge in. How fucking pathetic, user.

I'd rather be a highschool girl with a super hot elf at my school

Soft_member
Soft_member

@idontknow
she doesn't need to know that...

askme
askme

I prefer petite elves.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@ZeroReborn

brothels
elves

Wouldn't selling elves to brothels be extremely dangerous for the brothels since their family doesn't die and might eventually come looking for her?

Techpill
Techpill

@Lord_Tryzalot
regardless, you still want the elf regardless of your gender.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Elfs are rapists.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Silmarillion OVA adaptation when?

Skullbone
Skullbone

White elves are good for purging

Dark elves are good for tenderly loving

Half elves are good for raising as your daughterus

Evilember
Evilember

@kizzmybutt
Elves are immortal. Any lore created after tolkien is utter shit.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@FastChef
Why are they speaking Russian?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TurtleCat
cause they are russian...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TurtleCat
Where do you think elves come from?

massdebater
massdebater

@kizzmybutt
Why do elves always wear thongs?

hairygrape
hairygrape

as long as i can hold hands and cuddle them i dont care

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Garbage Can Lid
Tír na nÓg (Ireland)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Fried_Sushi
Pretty sure they always had that going.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@hairygrape
cuddling sluts

Bruh

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche

That's Éire, Tír na nÓg is Irish valhalla. That said, the usage of elves as a word for Tolkien seems to originate from Celtic background rather than Irish background.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@kizzmybutt
Longer than this thread.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
elf with glasses
I think I found me a new fetish.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Flameblow
you will never feel an orc's fluffy tummy
Those big, meaty manwhores are just teases. They're asking for it I tell you.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TreeEater
Tolkien elves dont get an afterlife.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Nude_Bikergirl

lewd elves have a higher survival rate because of their long life span
through natural selection, all that is left are lewd elves with a rare amount of normal, decent elves.
because of that, finding a pure elf is a rare high demand find

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
or alternatively there are no lewd elves so such an evolution is impossible

massdebater
massdebater

@ZeroReborn
tolkien elves dont die even if you kill them

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Crazy_Nice

man elves a shit, but they are cute shit in casual clothes

TechHater
TechHater

@Skullbone
Tits too big.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methshot
No rape for you!

Pic unrelated

Inmate
Inmate

How about them cyberelves?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@SniperGod
shota elf

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@MPmaster
Fucking hell, that always gets me.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Boy_vs_Girl
Two things. 1) The term "Elf" comes from Germanic languages.

2) Irish culture is a subset of Celtic culture.
2A) The Sidhe of Ireland are indeed one of Tolkien's inspiration for his Elves. Just read up on any of the Tuatha de Dana.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@happy_sad
Then allow me to quote god.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@PackManBrainlure
so Lain?
Lain has nothing against elves

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt
Depends on what kind of elves we're talking about.

Tolkien elves live infinity years.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Booteefool
Aww fuck, I can't argue with Lain.
Alright, I'll concede for now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
All /a/nons will submit before boy elves

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Crazy_Nice

Actually Tolkien's Elves are more inspired by Norse and Germanic mythology. Tolkien was far more inspired by Icelandic and Finnish mythology too.

I recommend picking up The Road to Middle-Earth for some decent reading on this: http://www.amazon.com/The-Road-Middle-Earth-Tolkien-Mythology/dp/0618257608

I actually find it funny that you think Tolkien would base his stuff off Celtic legends when he is on record for his distaste and dislike of it, they tend to contain similarities but nothing more.

WebTool
WebTool

@SniperWish
I only submit to Lain, submitting to male elves is unthinkable.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I fail to see how this thread is Sheeky Forums related.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@CouchChiller
ayyy lmao

Skullbone
Skullbone

@SniperWish
submit
to an elf

WebTool
WebTool

@TurtleCat

Lurk more, newfag.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TurtleCat
there are no elves in anime

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@CouchChiller
Only Finnish Assault Rifle Elves

Emberfire
Emberfire

@PurpleCharger
They're gonna laugh 'stead of cry
They're gonna take the town and turn it upside down
They're gonna live live live until they die

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@WebTool
Oh yes let me guess "board culture."
It'd be more welcome on /tg/.

@PurpleCharger
I now fail to see where are the in-depth discussions about them.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@GoogleCat
@w8t4u

Hafu's are fine too

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@AwesomeTucker

It'd be more welcome on /tg/.

That's how I know you're a newfag who doesn't know shit about either Sheeky Forums or /tg/.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Dreamworx
tfw you will never get muscular mongol girl ;_;

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@AwesomeTucker
@Snarelure
@w8t4u
@GoogleCat
Amazing discussion right here.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Booteefool
Valmet

Someone enjoys being cucked

Techpill
Techpill

@Need_TLC
I'm sure I know about them way more since I understand how cancerous these shitty threads are.

Random belongs in /b/.
Image dumps in /c/ or /e/.
Anime discussion in Sheeky Forums.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@CouchChiller
implying watching Valmet rail Koko hasn't been my angle all along

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Need_TLC
Not him, but this thread is already half /tg/
Just look at all the shitty memes being thrown around.

TechHater
TechHater

@AwesomeTucker
in-depth discussions
in Sheeky Forums
spot the newfag.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RumChicken
I love this image more than I can really articulate

WebTool
WebTool

@Booteefool
Literally coo-coo for Koko-puffs

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TechHater
m-muh board culture

Spot the cancerous tumor.

farquit
farquit

@Techpill

You sound like those very particular brand of faggots who shitpost these threads on /tg/, too. All you're capable of saying is 'cancer' and 'shit' because it's all you know.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Techpill
If people didn't dump images in Sheeky Forums the board would die. It's a necessary evil

Playboyize
Playboyize

@AwesomeTucker
@Snarelure
@w8t4u
@GoogleCat
Huh.

Now I discovered a new anime to watch.

Thanks user.

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
Sounds strangely familiar.
huh huh huh rape rape huh huh

This is still not anime and this belongs on /b/, please leave

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TreeEater
I like to think that the elves are superior, but they recognize that this can cause fatal arrogance. To keep themselves humble, they serve the lesser races sexually.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Playboyize
It's shit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@FastChef

So you are one of those assholes. Why am I not surprised that you spread your fucked /pol/ ideologies across more than one board? Go to hell.

likme
likme

@Fried_Sushi
What /pol/ ideologies? The fuck are you talking about?

Techpill
Techpill

@w8t4u
In Tolkien there weren't many human-elf marriages since Elves died of sadness when their human lovers died.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Methnerd
It's a boy, isn't it?
Not that I mind.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
yes

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Methnerd
Keep going, nigger

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@ZeroReborn
@Soft_member
@RavySnake
@Raving_Cute
@Methnerd
Why shota?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@SniperWish
But it's lewd

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Techpill
I thought it was because their mate could not go to the Undying Lands so they were either sundered from their kin or their mate.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@ZeroReborn
panda?

WebTool
WebTool

@CouchChiller
You should already know all the necessary tags.

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperWish
http://exhentai.org/g/664983/d70e274218/

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Methnerd
nigger keep going, or at least give a name, don't want another dead boner by a sad panda

Techpill
Techpill

@Flameblow
Humies are not welcome in Valar.
Elves 'die' in the sense that they get tired of Middle Earth.
Humans just die, and they can't meet in Mandos' Halls either

Which is why Lúthien begged Mandos to let her and Beren live for a little while in peace and then let her die as a mortal.
Or something like that.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Booteefool
The source was already posted.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TreeEater
Not understanding the gift of humanity
kill yourself you ignorant idiot.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
How come we still don't have a high school series featuring elves?

takes2long
takes2long

@Techpill
I honestly don't understand this.

If elves just go to Mandos and be reborn as themselves some time later does that mean that there aren't any actual new elves being created?

farquit
farquit

@Sir_Gallonhead
The things I would do to this fucking semen demon.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@farquit
I'd penetrate her if you know what I mean.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@takes2long
Apparently it takes a long fucking while.

And if things remain as is (still haven't finished the Silmarillion) it's not like they go to Mandos to chill since last time they met Mandos was pretty mad at them.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Snarelure
halfbreed

Disgusting. They should snap her neck before she manages to pass on her disgusting halfbreed genes

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@hairygrape
Not wanting elf genes in you

Skullbone
Skullbone

Elf butts

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@TreeEater
Isn't it a bit creepy to birth a child that's actually already been like 2 or 3 other dudes' kid?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Techpill
there weren't many human-elf marriages
Any elf would rather die than restrict their sexual activities to only one person.

Evilember
Evilember

@LuckyDusty
I'd say it's not -actually- them.
I think that the fire in their souls and powers are inherited but the persons themselves are different.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure

And I would would rather die than restrict my sexual activities to only one elf

Techpill
Techpill

How do you guys like your elf ears?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@PackManBrainlure
Not really. In Tolkien's lore the elves died of sadness when their loved one died.

See Aragorn and Arwen. When Aragorn left life willingly Arwen's soul decayed and she eventually died as well. Really died, as far as I know.

It must be a pretty big thing, to be honest, Tolkienelves are guaranteed to live forever:
If they are killed they go to Mandos.
If they get tired but not leave Middle Earth they just become spirits.
If they get tired and can sail to Valinor they live amongst literal Gods in a beautiful land until Ilúvatar's play ends.

One elf must love a human a lot, to willingly leave that all aside and choose to die as mortal so they can die with their loved ones.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Techpill
High rather than wide but still angled rather than parallel to the face.

How do elves with wide ears even sleep on their sides anyway?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
Wiggly.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
parallel
you mean perpendicular

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sir_Gallonhead
Well from the front profile high ears would look parallel while wide ears would look perpendicular.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Evilember
Actually I just realised that elf souls being reborn doesn't exclude new elf souls from popping into existence.

Unless it doesn't work that way? But that would mean a hard cap on the elf population.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@JunkTop
I take the face as a vector that crosses it from top to bottom.

likme
likme

@kizzmybutt
Yeah, I prefer ears angled upwards rather than outwards as well .

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Snarelure
That's what i mean by 'wide' ears. By 'high' ears I mean those that lie flat against the side of the face.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

another fucking elf thread
Oh will you fuck off already mate.
Why is it always elves? Elves are fucking shit, literally niggers of fantasy. Stop making threads about those cunts already.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@kizzmybutt
literally niggers of fantasy
Wouldn't that be orcs?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@haveahappyday
The process of being reborn takes some time, apparently (which is why they're called Halls of Awaiting).
Maybe new elf souls pop into existence, or maybe when they're reborn they're just shaped completely differently.

What I mean is, it's not like every day Fëanor pops up and wrecks shit.

It's different to be reborn from the soul of some Elf who lived a happy life and died one day when Angband shat out Orcs, than to be reborn from the Elf King whose name escapes me who rode to Melkor's home, knocked on his door, called him a faggot and challenged him to single-combat (and almost won).

Almost won.
Against the MOST POWERFUL GOD.

Elves are more akin to divine beings in Tolkien than just another sentient races. That's why they're so OP.

@kizzmybutt
Literally niggers of fantasy
Yeah nah that's goblins or orcs.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yeah, that's definitely Orcs. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Tolkien, an Imperial British soldier, modeled the Orcs after Africans in the colonies.

idontknow
idontknow

@Lunatick
What I'm referring to is the original awakening of the elves. Back then, there were only what, 108 elves? Surely new elf souls must have come into existence somehow.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@New_Cliche
I think those were the ones that rode Oliphants.

They were forgiven, though.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@idontknow
108 elves
I think there were a fuckload more.
But yeah, surely when elf dad and elf mom ask the Giant Stork to bring an elf kid, their souls are "created."

I'd imagine that just every once in a while some Noldor who's angry as twenty motherfuckers is reborn to make the east shit their pants.

When in doubt, it's still in Ilúvatar's song, so it's okay.

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
it's the tg equivalent of blacked im sure there's a market for that

Booteefool
Booteefool

@kizzmybutt
too nigger for my taste.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Evilember
Much appreciated.

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
sauce?

Techpill
Techpill

@FastChef
You can't be serious.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evilember
male:
anal

crossdressing

elf

males only

rimjob

shotacon

sundress

tomgirl

yaoi

faggots in Sheeky Forums, what a surprise

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@kizzmybutt
Something something elves are for rape

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
he doesn't want to fuck a delicious qt elf shota
What are you, gay or somthing user?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Bidwell
Dis nigga

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
doesn't like cute boys
Are you okay?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Bidwell
what's wrong with YOU?
it isn't gay if it's an elf and this is a tomgirl we are talking about
roll a reality check, bruh

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
That's all good though, except maybe shota.

You need to be careful on ex if something's tagged shota, normally it's fine but then you get creepy shit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Dark Elves vs Niggers

Your Opinion?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Gigastrength
like chocolate vs shit
guh

Evilember
Evilember

@Spazyfool
And I love chocolate.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spazyfool
Would you rather eat chocolate that tastes like shit, or shit that tastes like chocolate?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
if someone never cared about the anime or more realistically dropped it after the first episode it's very possible he ligitimately doesn't know who she is

StonedTime
StonedTime

@CodeBuns
It depends on the kind of shit it is. But generally speaking, I would not like to eat shit.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@CodeBuns
This

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
Even if he doesn't know or doesn't care he can still use iqbd and find it in an instant.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
it takes one mouse click to find the source

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@idontknow
Let me guess, you took the rikai definition of 蝦夷 literally?

FastChef
FastChef

@kizzmybutt

They sleep on top of a male, with the penis fully inserted.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@FastChef
You'll never fall asleep dick deep in elf with your ass

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

looks like someone wants to have interspecies illegal and heretic sex

not in my watch

Methshot
Methshot

@Crazy_Nice
you just want to keep all the elf pussy to yourself
not on MY watch

farquit
farquit

Is this an elf?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@kizzmybutt
long enough to taste the cocks of many races

Skullbone
Skullbone

@RavySnake
tomgirl
Fuck off.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@farquit

pointy ears
blonde hair
not fat

Seems to qualify.

massdebater
massdebater

I think elves should be free.
They are intelligent beings just like us and it's not right to treat them like this.
The time has come for a Dream...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@massdebater
Stop posting, elf scum and go suck a dick.

WebTool
WebTool

@BunnyJinx
tfw no big brown elf ass to sit on my face

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@BunnyJinx
Sansei isn't that fat

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater
I'm from Buenos Aries, and I say kill 'em all.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

are elves relegated by law to only wear skimpy thongs?

likme
likme

@TalkBomber
So what is this nonhuman from?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TalkBomber
skimpy thong
It's a cultural thing

Bidwell
Bidwell

@farquit
No, it's a 2hu

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
A crying elf is a cute elf.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@New_Cliche
they should be...

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@eGremlin
why is she so happy being bound and on the floor
fucking slut

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Fuzzy_Logic
elves have super high sex drives...

Methshot
Methshot

@kizzmybutt
Long enough for everyone to rape it.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

How long do elves live?

Depends on how far away it is.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Fuzzy_Logic
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say love 'em.

happy_sad
happy_sad

elf sensuality is never to be underestimated...

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
/tg/ loves elves

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

As always, this thread is mostly just Muramasa
It seems the guy who always uses ellipses is here as well.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@viagrandad
Well, then you're a traitor to the Federation.

You're not being the man Johnny Rico knew you could be, user.

Inmate
Inmate

@TalkBomber
I wish I could find a place to download her VN.

I don't even care if it's all bad ends.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TalkBomber
he gets buttflustered by ellipses

What does the scouter say about his pretentiousness level?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@TalkBomber
ellipses
Oh shit!

askme
askme

@Techpill
Drakengard elves are top tier

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Lunatick
Nigga that be the fucker of mothers, Fingolfin. Baddest dude of the age in my opinion

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@PurpleCharger
Fuck Johnny Rico, then.

These aren't ugly bugs that want to rip out my intestines, these are cute elves that want to sing me songs.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Nojokur
Motherfucker hardcore as shit.

Why was it that he did that? All I can remember was him going balls to the wall insane for some reason.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BinaryMan
The armies were fleeing from battle. I think it was the battle of 10,000 tears. He got righteously pissed got on his horse and rode off. It was said his wrath was so great that he rode unimpeded all the way to the welcome mat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Supergrass
Yeah I can remember that.
I mean, riding to the door of a God that could not be beat by the efforts of the most powerful of the Valar, calling him a faggot and telling him to 1v1 you, all while knowing you're probably going to die.

Elves all seemed so pretty and dreamy in LoTR but I would not fuck with them. Non-sexually, that is.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Bidwell
2hos can't be elves?

likme
likme

@Playboyize
No underwear
Erect nipples
Short dress with sideslits
Material isn't even ecchi
Fuck you Tony jesus christ

RavySnake
RavySnake

@haveahappyday
Why don't they just man up and after the human dies go off to Valinor?

It's because Tolkien is Catholic and shoved his morality into it, that's partially why elves are the way they are in his works

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Carnalpleasure

She's not though, she's a living suit of armor. She'd be closer to a dullahan than an elf, the fact that she has a head aside.

@PackManBrainlure

Remember, LotR was written by a devout Catholic in the 30s. People having more than one sexual partner would be basically as bad as it gets.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@RavySnake
It's a "they can't keep going after their loved one dies" thing.

Also, no shit the social surrounding of the author is translated into his characters. Nothing bad about that.

viagrandad
viagrandad

I wish elves were depicted better than walking onaholes by the elevens. Even in series that actually feature an elf/half-elf heroine they are never depicted as well as humans; e.g. Sylphy compared to Eris, or even the demon Roxy.

WebTool
WebTool

@Carnalpleasure
No need to get defensive about your beliefs, it's not like I can't enjoy his works because about it.

A long time ago I enjoyed his book about a gunslinger, so it's cool.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Good god. Seeing these threads makes me want to love an elf

RumChicken
RumChicken

@viagrandad
It's called jealousy.
Leave the elevens to their misery and go read a book, user.

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
I didn't get defensive.
It's just common sense.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@viagrandad
implying it isn't elf propaganda in an attempt to increase their dying population, even if it's just half-elves

Playboyize
Playboyize

@LuckyDusty

I'd love to see him get dommed up the ass by Fingolfin

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Playboyize
Volt was a giant asshole but I loved him

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@LuckyDusty
Elf-love is the purest there is.
http://exhentai.org/g/518013/c7608461f1/

5mileys
5mileys

@massdebater
Sorry, just assumed you were catholic.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Stupidasole
that doujin
It was the sweetest thing I read in a long time

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Lord_Tryzalot
tolerating any non-human filth

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
What are you, afraid?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Elves should have the right to arm themselves.

TechHater
TechHater

@GoogleCat
But they already can

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat

I can't see elves that aren't space elves use guns

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@GoogleCat
I wouldn't wanna fuck with an elf with a gun.

Man, if with bows they already fuck shit up, imagine with guns.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
My negro

WebTool
WebTool

@VisualMaster
Yes. I fear a future where the glory of Humanity is diluted and trampled by disgusting xenosexuals and half-breeds. Where non-humans are allowed to think they are superior to the true galactic master race.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TechHater
Doesn't count if the elf in question IS an arm.

Inmate
Inmate

@WebTool
Dumb fucking nigger.
Good luck reaching "the glory of mankind" without friends.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Knife ears are now acceptable
Soon orcs will be too
Then other inhuman scum

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@WebTool
diluted
implying writers don't make us inherently superior genetcially just because "fuck yeah humanity"
implying an alien force couldn't vape our whole planet in an instant if they showed up on earth now

Fuck off with that. We're a shit species and always have been. We can't even make a single world nation work.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@PurpleCharger
mfw gotta pay out the ass for a Sako rifle here

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@BlogWobbles
thank god

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Sharpcharm
Go away pauldronfags.

askme
askme

@TalkBomber
Oh boy here we go

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
@BlogWobbles
ITT: cucks

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Sharpcharm
Glad you're fucking dead, you cunt

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
mfw import bans

I hope you burn in hell, Reagan.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
I see things as they are, therefore I'm a cuck.

No, you are retarded.

We need some heavy tutoring by an alien race. Either that, or some hard but controlled spanking.

The only reason why we stopped killing each other en masse is because everyone has nuclear weapons now, so we're too scared to do shit.

The Glory Of Mankind is a long fucking way from here, considering where we are now.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Sharpcharm
This is how it starts. Soon we'll be renaming lakes and changing our language in the name of "tolerance"

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
this pricetag
That senile fucking bastard
http://www.gunbroker.com/Auction/ViewItem.aspx?Item=504527686

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
he wants to be beaten by disgusting aliens
he thinks he's not a cuck

You're the kind of people that live on welfare.

likme
likme

@Carnalpleasure
Yeah, good luck conquering the stars with guns and fighter jets, kiddo.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stark_Naked
Imagine a force of elven sharpshooters.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@SniperWish

No I'm just realistic. Go read a book about this stuff, we're too divided and individualistic as a species to last in a war against an outside force. I forget his name, but a sociologist said that going by out current and historical trends and behaviors regarding international relations, the reality is we wouldn't all band together if aliens showed up like Reagan said we would. What would happen is we would enter an "every nation for itself" mindset, basically the Prisoner's Dilemma on a planetary scale.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@farquit
tfw proguns actually support him
tfw his bullshit has had more affect than Clinton's

Lunatick
Lunatick

@likme
the only reason we even got to the moon was because of the military.

Spamalot
Spamalot

People saying cuck unironically in this thread
What the fuck happened in the past year?@TalkBomber
He was literally senile before even leaving office

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@likme
what is innovation

Confirmed for stupid, unmotivated, lazy welfare queen.

@Emberfire
Yeah, well sociologists also say we should respect pronouns, and think "microagressons" are a real thing. They're just glorified tumblrites.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Sharpcharm
Yeah, well sociologists also say we should respect pronouns, and think "microagressons" are a real thing. They're just glorified tumblrites.
The guy who said it is from Japan, so I doubt he thinks those things.

massdebater
massdebater

@Spamalot
Not that it mattered. He was an actor in Hollywood, he was an actor in the military, and he was an actor in the White House.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Sharpcharm
Not spreading your seed everywhere for fun

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Lunatick
they got to the moon
and it took them more than 2000 years!

@Sharpcharm
Our innovation comes through the desire to kill ourselves more effectively.

Some great species we are.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Skullbone
Is there a problem with that?

Methshot
Methshot

@PackManBrainlure
wasting your seed on xeno trash

@GoogleCat
nips
the most coddled, statist noguns on the planet

Opinion discarded.

@Skullbone
I fail to see the problem here.

Humans are a warrior race. Anyone who disagrees is in denial, or a pussy.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methshot
putting it in the trash can instead of living things

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@massdebater
I don't understand how anyone thought that banning shit was going to accomplish anything, other than pissing people off

idontknow
idontknow

@Supergrass
thinking ayylmaos are better than a trashcan

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Crazy_Nice
It's not supposed to accomplish anything. Just make it look like you're accomplishing something. Notice all the slobbering soccer moms baying about "we need to do something now! think of the chilluns!"?

Easy votes.

SniperGod
SniperGod

When did elf hate start?

No really, when did it start? I started playing D&D with 2nd edition in the 80s, and people didn't hate elves back then. They had decent scores for some builds so sometimes it was optimal to play them. And the stereotype of acting like a prissy faggot if you're playing an elf wasn't a thing back then.

So when did people start hating elves, because it seemed to come out of nowhere in the late 90s-early 2000s. Was it Drizzt?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Harmless_Venom
@Methshot
Humans are a warrior race.

Nope.
We're not a warrior race. We're miners.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@RavySnake
he's an alien panderer

Maximum untermensch.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Harmless_Venom
I'm going to make sure I buy one of these fuckers within the next couple years or so

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
When was /tg/ opened? Because it was some time around then.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
It's not supposed to accomplish anything.
It's supposed to make society safer. The problem is that it does nothing if the society itself doesn't change. Japan is safer with no guns, but that's because they have an anti-gun culture that encourages social cohesion.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@DeathDog

It was before Sheeky Forums by like half a decade. No one here started it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@SniperGod
I think it's just a bunch of /a/nons having a giggle. A couple weeks ago, I funposted my ass off in one of these threads; not that I actually meant anything by it

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Soft_member
Yeah I bet if they gave you a rifle and told you to go kill the giant jumping murderous man-eating intelligent spiders with lasers on their backs you'd jump in because MUH WARRIOR RACE!

What you read on books is not what would happen.
Most of the people don't like war.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SniperGod
No Drizzt made people hate dualwielders.

5mileys
5mileys

@Nude_Bikergirl
Absolutely terrible. I like my individualistic society just how it is, thank you very much.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Nude_Bikergirl
Do you actually believe any of this horse shit?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@haveahappyday
tfw poorfag

@Nude_Bikergirl
accepting safety in exchange for freedom

On top of that, Japan is about the most shitty, cherrypicked example you could cherrypick. For one thing, their crime statistics are incredibly misleading, since the police don't record deaths as murders unless they find a suspect. And for another, they have an isolated, homogeneous society with very strict immigration laws and literal centuries of obedience beaten into them. And it's a series of tiny-ass islands which allows the government to completely control import and export.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperWish
One day user, you'll be able to get as many funs as you want. Just make sure to lube them with the blood of all the chilluns you come across I know this isn't /k/

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@5mileys

Every society has its downsides. A more unified society focused on the unit over the group has less social issues overall and is generally a safer country, but as as result they're far more resistant to change. An individualistic society is able to advance itself more quickly, but it also makes the society generally more divided and and causes differences in idealogy to...well, you see how people are during election year.

@SniperWish

I spent 10 years in Japan, so yes. They are a safer country than most, it's what happens when a policeman is every 100 feet.

@SniperWish

I chose what I know from experience.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Nude_Bikergirl
no guns is safer
http://crimeresearch.org/2014/03/comparing-murder-rates-across-countries/

WebTool
WebTool

@Nude_Bikergirl

It's safer when the society itself is against it, yes.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@StrangeWizard
Last time I checked, Japan didn't have fucking hoods everywhere either. They're fucking everywhere here in Indianapolis. Do you know how many gang related shootings there have been here within the past fucking week?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog

Well then do something about it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StrangeWizard
I know just how safe Japan is, but I'd never actually want to stay there for any length of time.
muh freedoms are too strong for me to ignore.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
Gotcha, I'll take my freedom pistol and liberate the ghettos across the US. Just you fucking wait

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@DeathDog
Nigga I already do that :^)

@StrangeWizard
@WebTool
You are exactly what George Orwell and Aldus Huxley were most afraid of.

@Crazy_Nice
missing the point entirely

Gun control does literally nothing to stop crime. It only hurts law abiding citizens. To stop crime, you target the causes of crime, not the accessories of it. It's like treating the symptoms of a disease instead of the cause. It does nothing, and makes life worse for the patient.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@StrangeWizard
You are exactly what George Orwell and Aldus Huxley were most afraid of.

Whatever. The society I live in is fine with me.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@RavySnake
blat blats internally

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@StrangeWizard
Japan is a society of walking betas.
Anybody that tries to go against the flow is shunned because they value mindless conformity.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@PurpleCharger
First they came for the Socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Socialist.
Then they came for the Trade Unionists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Trade Unionist.
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

When did regular elf shitposting devolve into this? Fuck off to other boards, this isn't what elf threads are for and you know it. It's for porn.

First a pregnant thread gets ruined yesterday, now this.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@DeathDog
Chiappa Rhino
Fuck, I desperately want one of those before they go the way of the Mateba and end up absurdly expensive. Fucking Connecticut gun laws.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
I felt like Big Boss did when he first got that 1911 Custom in MGS3 I can't bring myself to fire that thing. Big Ben is too fucking kawaii

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PurpleCharger
Despite physical technology increasing exponentially, social technology has declined.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Need_TLC
This. Their population is starting to implode because their young men are literally such massive cucks that they'd rather be antisocial shut ins than find mates and breed. They're a society of betas, slowly being replaced by omegas.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@RavySnake
I'd like to see that in the news, make sure to wear a cape and a mask. If you survive your first shoot out I'll come join you.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how about some elves huh

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Evil_kitten
Wanting a revolver with the complication of a regular gun

Nah jk, they look damn cool

Firespawn
Firespawn

I want to get a gun to protect my elf waifu.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StonedTime
every society that isn't the exact type america is will eventually become the nazis

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
I'll come join you

Me too. Do it user. Be the Tyler Durden of guns. Gun Club now.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Flameblow
strawmen for days

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
Is it bad that I prefer the Mk XIX in .50AE recoil over that Rhino in .357? .357 feels like it's going to dislodge my thumb
@CodeBuns
@eGremlin
I'd rather not give the ATF a reason to kill all of my dogs, anons

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
But how can the ATF shoot your dogs, if we bring down the ATF?

It's the perfect plan: we'll get a massive truck full of pitbulls on bathsalts, then release them in ATF headquarters. Boom, instant karma.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Firespawn
Get your elf waifu a gun too.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@StrangeWizard
space elves

Red space elf best space elf.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Evil_kitten
Holy shit! That is genius
ATF's face when

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@LuckyDusty
Wait, what the hell is Guts doing in a hentai?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime

You're misinterpreting Niemöller. His statement wasn't anything about government, it's about doing the right thing and not being silent when people in your country are suffering, even if they aren't part of the group you are. If anything it's calling for society to be more united instead of being "well, it's not our problem". A message people could use.

5mileys
5mileys

@Snarelure
To be fair I think that had more to do with the homogeneity of English society in 1900 as well as the general morals of the time period rather than the wide spread ownership of guns. Still 100% against gun control though

SniperWish
SniperWish

@lostmypassword
I'm afraid she'd beat me and everyone else at the gun range.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@StrangeWizard
You haven't seen Kuroinu yet? It's one of my favorites within the past couple years
@likme
Too bad all my dogs are either:
passive as fuck
too damn old

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@haveahappyday
Doesn't matter how you interpret it, it applies to the statement

things are fine for me, so I don't care

equally well.

WebTool
WebTool

FUCK OFF POL/INT/KFAGS

To get back to elves, will Chloe ever be happy? Was she ever?

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm just glad Grandma Rome isn't here to see her children now

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
She always was.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@WebTool
The /pol/k/a/ will never end. Just accept it and dance along.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@WebTool
But user, I've been browsing Sheeky Forums longer than /k/, actually I didn't browse /k/ until January this year
Chloe ever be happy?
She already is

FastChef
FastChef

@WebTool
will Chloe ever be happy
She's happy now. Look at that face

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt

Never. As long as the board title says Anime & Manga (and one time CODE GEASS), I'll get stop telling people to fuck off so we can stay on topic.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Supergrass
Underrated post.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
Chinese cartoons are one hell of a gateway drug.

I've gotten people to come shooting thanks to GITS, Cowboy Bebop, Black Lagoon, etc.

farquit
farquit

@WebTool
I want to save her and her queen

;_;

iluvmen
iluvmen

would you rather have a

1. Elf childhood friend who goes to school with you

2. Elf boss who licks her lips when you enter the office

3. Elf maid who masturbates just a little too loudly calling your name

4. Elf imouto who calls you onii-chan and asks for upsies

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@iluvmen
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NUMBER 2
@MPmaster
It sure is

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

How were you introduced to the wonders of elves ?

Mine was pic related.

I good start if you ask me.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@iluvmen
I choose Option 5: red space elf battle-imouto who charges into battle with a freq sword while I cover her with railgun fire, then fuck vigorously on the battlefield with mushroom clouds in the background.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@iluvmen

Any of them except 4.

An elf that is actually younger than you is WAY too young.

Methshot
Methshot

@iluvmen
2. and i hope the boss you are thinking wears a suit.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@iluvmen
Oh boy, number 3 here I go

FastChef
FastChef

@MPmaster
I couldn't choose number 3 because I wouldn't let her masturbate to me at all I'd rather love her tenderly while she calls my name

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
4. Elf imouto who calls you onii-chan and asks for upsies
elf imouto

If my little sister is an elf, then I'm an elf, and if we're both elves then there's nothing exotic about it at all. We have the incest angle and that's it. Might as well just be vanilla.

@AwesomeTucker

Reading the Drizzt trilogy.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lunatick
not being adopted

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
3. Elf maid who masturbates just a little too loudly calling your name

A good maid will never distrurb his master sleep with her masturtaing sounds.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Do elves count as monstergirls?

Serious question. Because zombies do, and they were actually humans.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Lunatick
I wish I was a cute elf girl.

A super cute, dreamy, mysterious elf archer girl who's head over heels for an elf drow who is tsundere because it would never work out.

eGremlin
eGremlin

not-elves make the best daughterus.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@eGremlin
She's too goddamn kawaii for me. She makes my heart go doki doki

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
3>2>>1>>>4

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad

Muramasa isn't an elf. See @Garbage Can Lid

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StrangeWizard
Well, zombies are monsters, and zombie girls would therefore be monster girls.

But normally, elves are either just frail long-lived humans with pointy ears, or pretty superhumans (with pointy ears).

The elves from Pratchet's Discworld might count as being more monsters than pretty superhumans (with pointy ears).

w8t4u
w8t4u

@eGremlin
Reset is a miracle of the universe.

Unlike her mom.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@w8t4u

why are the gems on their foreheads different colors?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

playing MHFU
need Golden Rajang parts for the set
get absolutely destroyed by "The Child of Destruction" quest over and over

How the fuck do I G-Rank Golden Rajang solo?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SomethingNew
Wrong thread?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@eGremlin
@eGremlin
why that elve has anthenas ?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@JunkTop
Fuck. Wrong tab.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
If I actually bothered to finish the damn game, I'd help you. Sorry

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
A Kalar's red crystal turns blue when they first have sex. It's a focusing conduit that gets more magically powerful the more they have sex, and if a person uses it it multiplies their magic prowess.

It's also tied to their lifeforce, if you take the crystal off their forehead (which isn't hard, it's basically a sticker) they basically just fade out of existence and die. Which is why some human nations organize groups to capture Kalar, gang rape them, then harvest the crystals. So they have a strained relationship with humanity.

in a different universe humans don't know the crystals do anything, so the Kalar have brothels all over where they let men have sex with them free of charge, on the grounds that you blow your load inside. It's to help propogate their species.

@Spamalot
That's the gold trim on his shirt, look more carefully.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@TalkBomber
so the Kalar have brothels all over where they let men have sex with them free of charge, on the grounds that you blow your load inside. It's to help propogate their species.

What happened to their males?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@SomethingNew
Sorry, y last MGH was freedom. I cant hlep you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Carnalpleasure
Don't have any, it's an all-female species, like harpies. Kalar only give birth to more Kalar because their dna basically just overwrites whatever the dad is. So they need human semen to survive.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@RavySnake
Imouto asks why her ears are so different from yours

TechHater
TechHater

@viagrandad
So they need human semen to survive.

gee how original

5mileys
5mileys

@BlogWobbles
Convince that she's a mutant human and bully her relentlessly until she develops an inferiority complex

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TechHater

They'd probably use monsters if they could, but monsters are born from eggs, and male monsters mate with galmonsters. Kalar aren't monsters, they're a species made as an experiment by one of the gods.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@5mileys
not telling her she's a Vulcan
not convincing her so hard that she becomes a total trekkie just so you can see the inevitable moment of someone going "NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD" to her

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Snarelure
elf imouto becomes an autistic neet who shies away from society out of fear while at the same time losing what little social skills she had all because she doesn't believe herself to be human.

I watched that anime.

Skullbone
Skullbone

mfw no multi-tag search on Ex
mfw it's a pain in the fucking ass to find vanilla with a cute elf
I'm getting real sick of this shit

Emberfire
Emberfire

@kizzmybutt
10/10 would go on a date with

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Snarelure
@CouchChiller
No one realizes she's an elf
they think the ears are just her being a cosplaying loser

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Skullbone
female:elf -female:rape
:^)

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

/c/ontributing

askme
askme

@Emberfire
Eina was something else
@Evil_kitten
search went from 3,254 hits to 725
fucking Elevens

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@VisualMaster
was that cat french?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@askme
It really does suck.

On a separate note: finally. a good elf thread on Sheeky Forums. Some bleh posts, but its been mostly good.

Techpill
Techpill

@CouchChiller
french monster hunting meme

I want the memeposters to leave Sheeky Forums forever.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@whereismyname
I actually fucked up; there was a space after the comma, making it assume I wanted rape. Actual hits are 2,529. So close to drop some more bombs on Nihon

Bidwell
Bidwell

@viagrandad
all female race
only produce more of the same
DNA overrides the host

Man, Bioware just cannot come up with an original idea, can they?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@AwesomeTucker
comma
meant hyphen

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Techpill
is not a meme, is a fact

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell

In fairness, it's been a thing with mythological creatures since ancient times. Ever heard of a female minotaur? Because they don't exist, there was only 1 minotaur out there.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@eGremlin
Yeah, but this is pretty damn spot on. Especially this bit: @StrangeWizard

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Burnblaze
What a fatty.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

thread is dying already
@Playboyize
That's quite rude

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
But it's true.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@StonedTime
I ought to slap your shit

Lunatick
Lunatick

@kizzmybutt
/pol/k/a/

Underrated post

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Lunatick
Which is funny because /k/ hates /pol/

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Boy_vs_Girl
thread hits bump limit after nearly 24h
thread dying

If anything this was a good elf thread

FastChef
FastChef

@Flameblow
And everyone hates polka

Illusionz
Illusionz

@FastChef

Except Wierd Al.

Which is unrelated, but true

Playboyize
Playboyize

@TalkBomber
Why don't they just wrap their foreheads?

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Flameblow
Which is even more funny because everybody hates everything
@StonedTime
But I don't want to see it go!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Illusionz
kek

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SniperWish
There's no rule against posting a new one.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Playboyize

Well they're also the only people in the world with pointy ears and long light blue hair.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@kizzmybutt
Too bad I'm a lazy bastard

Techpill
Techpill

@kizzmybutt
There's the "only anime and manga" rule.

Inmate
Inmate

@Techpill
So you use a nip-looking pic. Problem solved.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Flameblow
/k/ and /pol/ are, by virtue of the current political climate, essentially adopted brothers who hate eachother.

TechHater
TechHater

Why do people keep posting a transforming organic robot in the elf thread?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TechHater
Presumable because it looks like an Elf

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TechHater
because we want to fuck it.

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