Why are they trying to fit into one sweater? Don't they know that's...

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why are they trying to fit into one sweater? Don't they know that's inconvenient and uncomfortable? I mean, they're naked as well. Why would they do that?

Fucking honestly.

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5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure
I'm kind of curious how many anons would want to fuck a tan twin version of themselves.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PackManBrainlure
This thread has already been done 3 times before. Fuck off.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@5mileys
if the gender changed maybe.

Methshot
Methshot

@5mileys
What if said user was a humble african brother?

FastChef
FastChef

@PackManBrainlure
I bet you'd try to fit in as well if you had the chance.

You hypocritical cunt.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Methshot
then they would turn into a albino black guy

farquit
farquit

What the fuck did they do to her face?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Methshot
I'd probably go for a gender bent white version of myself.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@5mileys
Only if they were a loli.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
Hard to say. I'd probably pass.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@5mileys

Only if my twin can at the very least look like a cute girl.

TechHater
TechHater

God why is Kuro so unsexy?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
Because they're gay

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
Maybe they're cold and the only piece of clothing close by is that sweater?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
That fucking sidemouth. What the fuck anime, why have we not moved past sidemouth.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Lunatick
She's facing at an angle dumbass

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Emberfire
There are far, far better ways to illustrate that which don't involve a horribly proportioned mess.

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
quints

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Are there any Kuro doujins. This girl does things to my penis.

idontknow
idontknow

Wake me up when the BDs are out.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@FastChef
"130200000"
holy shit

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Nude_Bikergirl
Australia

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
Cats are certainly fine too.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Lord_Tryzalot
/b/
/v/

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Crazy_Nice
Don't forget the Canadians.
Aka me

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@5mileys
I would without hesitation. Preferably if they were more buff and were top.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@idontknow
Figs when? I know nekoIllya got one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Crazy_Nice
Hate for idea the that, to responsibility males females have the take stupidity both of.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@PackManBrainlure
because they're actually one person

Emberfire
Emberfire

@5mileys
Genderbent and I would in a heartbeat.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
You have nothing to do right?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Playboyize
@Nude_Bikergirl
@idontknow

Would you let your daughter wear this?

FastChef
FastChef

@Soft_member
If my daughter was Kuro, it would be mandatory in the house.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
I will dress her myself when she gets to 6 years old
[/spoiler]She's 2 right now.

StonedTime
StonedTime

I haven't even bothered watching this shitfest of a show but I can't get enough of the fan artwork and official artwork. It's so fucking lewd.

5mileys
5mileys

@idontknow

Miyu continues to have the sluttiest clothes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@StonedTime
The first season is pretty good.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Playboyize
Kuro's breasts
Oh wow I didn't notice this. Thank you, Silver Link.
That Miyubutt too, dear fuck.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@FastChef
Nice one user

Illusionz
Illusionz

@PackManBrainlure
What's up with her ass?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Crazy_Nice
So the drunk woman can't consent, but the man CAN? Remind me why they are allowed to vote, again.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Ignoramus
I'm surprised no one has tried to be clever and spin those laws as misogynist and tried to pit the SJWs against them.

After all, they imply that women are inherently unable to take care of themselves like men can. That women need the old white men in their legislature to protect them.

takes2long
takes2long

@Stupidasole
The SJWs are the ones arguing for them though.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stupidasole
When liberals/SJWs are awakened to the inherent bigotry of their own politics and pitted against themselves, the puppetmasters tend to hush things up very well.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TurtleCat
The concept is great, but the artstyle here i sfucking horrible.

5mileys
5mileys

four episodes of SL throwing all their budget out the window

Oh boy. It's time.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stupidasole
Why does Affirmative Action only work for blacks, but not whites? It's because the liberal lawmakers understand that blacks are inherently less intelligent and less motivated to get a job than whites. The law, which liberals claim is meant to "fight racism" is instead racism embodied. It makes no sense in a non-racist context. If blacks and whites are equals in intellect, then there would be no need for Affirmative Action laws because employers would just hire based on merit and blacks would naturally be competitive on the job market.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Snarelure
Because white people have no shortage of representation

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
representation
Why do you think this is relevant at all? Blacks comprise 12% of the population of the country. Of course they won't be "represented" the same as whites. That's totally irrelevant to the things that Affirmative Action laws try to "fix," though.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
@Ignoramus
@Snarelure
@Stupidasole
@Ignoramus
You guys know EXACTLY where this kind of discussion goes yet you chose to instigate it here anyway.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm
where this discussion goes
Any discussion of liberal policies can only lead to racism and bigotry, since liberals are all inherently bigots.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Nojokur
kill all modern liberals along with niggers for a better world.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sharpcharm
stop talking about things that are totally not relevant to the discussion
Yeah, OK, buddy.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@PackManBrainlure
@idontknow
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Playboyize

Looks like one bomb wasn't enough.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@idontknow
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Playboyize
Kuro has nothing but that fuzzy thing covering her chest
The convenient censors are expected, but what the hell is that design? I know Kuro is supposed to be the lewd one, but that's a bit more than expected.

Dat Miyu though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Poker_Star
Yeah, because the discussion about liberals is totally related to how two lolis tried to fit into a sweater.

Snarelure
Snarelure

They're doing it for the same reason this girl and dog are.

Warmth, of course.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Dreamworx
I personally like how all of three their outfits highlight their navels, especially Kuro's.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Poker_Star
The worst part is that you actually think you're NOT an idiot

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
Well that's how it started. See, for example: @Crazy_Nice

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@StrangeWizard
We used two.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Poker_Star
charlie hebdo
free speech
implying kikes aren't trying to make money on what's popular.

Inmate
Inmate

@RumChicken
So you saw a picture that had nothing to do with anime or manga or even VN's and felt the need to start talking about it because.
Why?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Firespawn
They should go on a sailing trip and do some navel warfare.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Snarelure
I recognize that artist and can guarantee all the warmth is being generated in the crotch area.

WebTool
WebTool

@PackManBrainlure
@idontknow
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Playboyize
I AM UNDOUBTEDLY WILLING TO SPONTANEOUSLY PLAN AND EXECUTE A FELONY

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Snarelure
This is very relevant to my interests.

StonedTime
StonedTime

SWEATY UNWASHED KURO AND ILLYA

viagrandad
viagrandad

@StonedTime
What do you mean "unwashed"? They practically live in the bath. This anime is nothing but fight scenes and bathing scenes.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Inmate
Don't blame others because adults are talking and you can't keep up. Loli is illegal in Australia. Any reasonably educated /a/non knows this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Fried_Sushi
Good artist just stay the hell away from his games or at least be aware that there's always an out of place yaoi scene in them.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@PackManBrainlure
So that their nipples are touching. TOUCHING

massdebater
massdebater

@Lunatick
God fuck. Now I need to jerk off to the OVA webm again.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@PackManBrainlure
@PackManBrainlure
@idontknow
@Nude_Bikergirl

How many anons are going to jail because they expanded the image?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
Not in a perpetual moment of jerking off mentally

Sure, you could use your hand and bruise your dick, but try using your mind. You don't need to watch and act, just think and think the act.

@SniperGod
How many Aussies are in the thread?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperGod
he thinks he has to expand underaged thumbnails to go to jail

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Crazy_Nice
Well Jake didn't consent either.
#youdon'tneedadick2rape

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
He doesn't need to. Men are inherently superior to women, it is their responsibility to act as a leader and take care of women.

It's funny how much modern feminism has started to dovetail with male chauvinism isn't it?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I have fucked every anime character ever in my luicd dreams, ask me anything.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@PurpleCharger
How many Aussies are in the thread?
It should be late afternoon over there, or early evening. I dunno which timezone(s) they're in exactly. But basically all the aussies are wide awake right now.

Methshot
Methshot

@Soft_member
What do the walls look like?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Gigastrength
What's more dangerous to an Australian? Fire Tornadoes, giant spiders, Drop Bears, or opening Illya images?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Soft_member
How? Anytime I try to do anything sexual in my lucid dreams it wakes me up right as I make physical contact. Every time.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
On a scale of cassowaries to irukandji eyedrops, Illya images are on a healthy danger level of cane toad monsoons.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
Believe it or not, Lolicon is only banned in one state in Australia. The "flat chest ban" thing was a politician making fun of how retarded political correctness was getting, not an actual proposal.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@JunkTop
Fire tornadoes that brings giant spiders that releases Drop Bears upon opening Illya images.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Soft_member
I get too distracted by flying whenever I lucid dream. My dreams are always so pure. It's only awake when I have lewd thoughts.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Lord_Tryzalot
You're not supposed to wake up while being active in the dream. Look up how to lucid dream and start from the beginning again.

tfw I've been killed dozens of times in my dreams and I keep getting back up
Also became a magical girl because that's a thing with lucid dreaming

Just gotta control yourself.

@askme
I'm American, I don't have enough Aussie in me to understand what the hell you just said.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@askme
Does this post come with a glossary?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@askme
google irukandji

Oh fuck.

Evilember
Evilember

@happy_sad
google irukandji
immediately close the google search tab

NOPE.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@happy_sad
@Evilember
In 1964, Jack Barnes confirmed the cause of the syndrome was a sting from a small box jellyfish: the Irukandji jellyfish, which can fire venom-filled stingers out of its body and into passing victims. To prove that the jellyfish was the cause of the syndrome, he captured one and deliberately stung himself.
Australian science, everyone.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nude_Bikergirl
@idontknow
@Playboyize

YFW Kuro is actually a characteristic cartoon cat.

YFW the cat ears added makes it so apparent.

YFW that you were probably a closet furry all along.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Deadlyinx
You're mom is a literal bitch because I let her wear dog ears once.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Dreamworx
I've done all sorts of crazy crap in lucid dreaming, sure. It's just that the moment I make physical contact with another being with sexy stuff on my mind, the dream instantly starts falling apart. Every time. I've got no problems with any other crazy stuff.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
Why is Kuro so unsexy?

takes2long
takes2long

@Evil_kitten
@Dreamworx
Not that hard to understand, mate. It's just a simple matter of using the rabid dingo measuring scale to accurately determine the emu power level Illya threads have, that is to say whether you'll get put on a watchlist as compared surviving a confrontation with a shower shark, an blue-ringed octo in your onion rings, or maybe stoned with a stone fish.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long

Excuse me?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Soft_member
When I was done.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Skullbone
Here, allow me to help you understand strayan.
https://youtu.be/DHQRZXM-4xI

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Skullbone
He said you're so dumb you can't use google.

I disagree. That'd put you on the same level as my grandparents, and they're just as baitable as I am.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Snarelure
Wait, why is this image spoile-
motion lines
Oh, I see.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sheeky Forums - Australia & Lucid Dreaming

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Sir_Gallonhead
How is wildlife not a leading cause of death in Australia?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@askme
not sure what everyone is up in arms about those listed things. they seem mostly harmless. slightly toxic but not really dangerous.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Nude_Bikergirl
Pretty sure you can get the BDs in Australia.

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
cassowaries
Unpredictable and can severely injure you, though actual deaths are rare these days.
irukandji
If you get stung in deep water you are paralysed and drown. If you make it out of water you will die without quick hospitalization and the side effects can last your entire life. They are almost invisible to the naked eye.
Cane toads
Don't fucking touch it, they secrete a contact poision. Lethal to children, potentially long term effects for adults. They are very easy to accidentally step on in areas where they are endemic.
Monsoon
It's a fucking monsoon.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@5mileys
If I were a cute little girl to begin with, sure.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@FastChef
and cars might kill you if you jump in front of them

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Stark_Naked
Your point?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
Twins are my fetish, actually.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Snarelure
not everything in the world that could theoretically kill you will actually kill you

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
Did you not notice the provisions in my post where I explained how each of those things were dangerous, but not necessarily lethal? Especially given modern medical treatment (though lingering effects may still be permanant)? I went out of my way to say that they are deadly, though death is not the most likely outcome.

I'm assuming English isn't your first language, because the alternative realisation is kind of embarrasing for you.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@AwesomeTucker
Of yourself?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Nojokur
That works too.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TalkBomber
then I don't see what your answer is supposed to tell me in the first place. it just reinforces my point

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperGod
Muhh land of the freedom-/:;(()€&@@"'nn

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@VisualMaster
slightly toxic and not necissarily dangerous
More like highly toxic and highly dangerous, but the miracle of modern medical science allows us to keep people alive.

There is a VERY important distinction between lethal and dangerous. Just because and encounter with something isn't 100% likely to be leathal does not mean you are not in great danger of death or maiming when you do encounter it.

The fact that they can cause great physical harm to you automatically makes the dangerous. Stepping in front of a car is dangerous, yes. But a cassowarry will ACTIVELY ambush and attack you, a irukandji is invisible and just brushing it is enough to poision you, and cane toads partially bury themselves like landmines and during the wet season can and will get into absolutely anywhere they can.

I fail to see how that reinforces your point at all.

Methshot
Methshot

@AwesomeTucker
He's just being one of those internet badass. Leave him be.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@AwesomeTucker
oh fuck we have problems with a crop infestation
I know, let's bring in these cane toads into the country and maybe they'll eat solve the problem

Fuck me. I want to slap whoever thought that was a good idea.

5mileys
5mileys

@FastChef
What's a Monsoon?

Lunatick
Lunatick

@5mileys
Only if I was a loli.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@5mileys
A search term.

farquit
farquit

@idontknow
@Nude_Bikergirl
@Playboyize
Fucking beautiful.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@5mileys
Congratulations, you did it!

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sir_Gallonhead
So it's just fucking rain, not some kind of weird sea creature?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@iluvmen
It amazes me how someone can continue to be this ignorant despite knowing how to use google and then continue to flaunt the ignorance.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@iluvmen
So it's just fucking rain

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
Just as a haboob is some blowing dust or a levee burst is just come concrete falling.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
Hey man, concrete falling is still pretty dangerous.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Fried_Sushi
Only if you're under it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@SniperGod
implying

5mileys
5mileys

@Evilember
this entire post
>>>/reddit/

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@iluvmen
So it's just fucking rain
Oh boy.

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