Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX

massdebater
massdebater

Well that's fucking horrifying

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massdebater
massdebater

Those were some good genes

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater

Commie when?

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
Never, hopefully.

eGremlin
eGremlin

camera panning over Maria's body while talking about impregnation
Tsubasa please.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Why does Gungnir have the best taste in wielders?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Reminder that:

Hibiki does not love Miku.
Tsubasa and Chris and Maria are straight.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

My papa isn't my real papa.

Will you be my papa?

whereismyname
whereismyname

KANAMESAKIMORI

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
Kazanari Fudou wants to keep his bloodline pure and glorious Japanese
Ends up raping his son's wife to do it creating Tsubasa
Tsubasa goes on to fuck foreign idol Maria Cadenzavna Eve every night.

I'm guessing things didn't work out exactly as Fudou planned.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@VisualMaster
even in his own family estate

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Too much Tsubasa

Not enough Chris

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

chris is an ugly bitch

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@SomethingNew
Oh and elf9 does cool rock?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@BunnyJinx
not using a frame with her mouth open like she's talking
One job.

5mileys
5mileys

@CouchChiller

This one?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
Yeah.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BinaryMan
I want to hug the wings.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
Got to keep the Kazanari family alive even without pure Japanese blood.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Anyone else saw him coming?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wanna turn hibiki into a useless slut only good for breeding.

cum2soon
cum2soon

So yeah it turns out my grandpa is my dad.

Really? That's so cool!

Evilember
Evilember

@Crazy_Nice
Do not sexualize the hibiki.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Evilember

Remember this from season one?

Soft_member
Soft_member

I wish they show more of Lolibasa.
The fucking cutest.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
I will sexualize her forever.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@cum2soon
trees and clouds are reflected
the people aren't
Are they all actually vampires?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
Tsubasa's number one dream

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@King_Martha

Why is Hibiki wearing Carol's pantsu?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@cum2soon
Tell me your secrets, Tsubasa-san!

WebTool
WebTool

@Spazyfool
Chris is not there, though.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Ew! It's all sticky! And it smells weird!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@WebTool
Anything with Kanade in it is Tsubasa's dream.

Bidwell
Bidwell

The bullshit has gone on long enough I want my hotblooded sun back.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I only watched the first couple episodes of this series but every time I see a thread it's girls bleeding from their eyes or vomiting blood or I guess incest now. I thought it had something to do with magic music battles.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Thread started as a Tsubasa image dump
Now it's a Hibiki image dump

Can Maria be next?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star

Oh hey user thanks for lending me your shirt. My panties got soaked so I'm letting them dry in the fridge

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CouchChiller
Did you somehow not even watch up to episode 3

cum2soon
cum2soon

@BunnyJinx
@SomethingNew
Faggots

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
I need to start a folder with this pics.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell

Return of Mikugear when

askme
askme

@PurpleCharger
These two always get the best art together

massdebater
massdebater

@Stupidasole
Episode 11.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@King_Martha
Maria has such a fine body.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Last of my images

Nojokur
Nojokur

@SniperWish
@Nude_Bikergirl
@TreeEater

I see this guys art style in a lot of Hibiki art. He obsessed with her or something?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@PurpleCharger
x5000
Those were the days.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Nojokur
Yep, it's the one and only Unyon.

5mileys
5mileys

@Burnblaze

Jesus Chris. I love there being more Symphogear fanart around, but fuck. At least they draw good.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@viagrandad

Jesus Christ, Tsubasa is just a fucking stick. Such low feminine charm.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
BRING BACK S1 BOOTS!

massdebater
massdebater

@CouchChiller
Don't forget the orphaned children, child prostitution, abusive fathers, dead siblings and degenerate lesbians.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@viagrandad
Why is Chris using lingerie at the beach?

WebTool
WebTool

@5mileys
That Shirabe butt
Those vagina bones

TechHater
TechHater

This thread has way too many lewd geahs, post cutes instead.

TechHater
TechHater

@King_Martha
The fountain symbolizes whats happening in Marias panties right?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@LuckyDusty
You should see a doctor for that shit taste user.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@TechHater
The cutest.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Garbage Can Lid
Aoi yuuki has the most energy despite almost being a legal loli.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@TechHater
That doesn't make sense, all geahs are cute!

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TechHater
This guy has the right idea.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Illusionz

I don't understand. I did call her a fucking stick.

idontknow
idontknow

GENOCIDESAW HEAVEN

Two dances come together in a circle, the punishment starts
It will tear you apart
Justice initialises

An immature heart and a clashing hostile heart
A voltage with nowhere to go, "Tears" that were hidden

Were the words I spat at the hypocrite appropriate?

This world that we won't cut apart, let's hold it in our dreams
and kiss

I want to become strong, if I'm only protected
The desire in my heart will never be fulfilled

If I become strong, will I become closer to
The shine of the sun?
You're shining on me, JUST LOVING

The words from my mouth, irresponsible words
Ah... They sometimes hurt
More than a sharp knife

I can't delete them, but at least let me atone
My smiling practice isn't just for show

Now even one small step should bind us together

Our past, our sins, our pain
Let's surpass them all

Forwards to tomorrow, never-ending little by little
The road to our answers, surely it's ahead of us

A lifetime's worth of "I love you" binds us together
As long as you're here
I can sing a melodious song JUST SINGING / Shirabe can sing JUST SINGING

These hands piled on each other...
I never want to let them go...

This world that we won't cut apart, let's hold it in our dreams
and kiss

I want to become strong, if I'm only protected
The desire in my heart will never be fulfilled

If I become strong, will I become closer to
The shine of the sun?
You're shining on me, JUST LOVING

SniperGod
SniperGod

What would you like to see on the GX OVA?

Personally, I'd like to see Tsubasa spend some quality time with her onii-chans.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@massdebater
I think I've read that doujin.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@idontknow
Sense of Distance

Even with a small body, even with small hands
I won't escape the pain of living
Born for the first time, a new paradigm,
Its first page...

This imitation heart screams out
Afraid of a world it's never seen before
It couldn't accept it, a chain of denial
I hid my shattered heart

An antithetical song
Can't touch anyone
"I love you"
I can't return that with my chest held high

"Everything... Is true", I quitely
Held back the words beyond that
Don't overreaching yourself, once we can stand side-by-side
I will tell you the rest, okay?

It's not "PRACTICE"
Come, right now with the power I have
To the day I can pair up with my dreams
Open the door

A fifty-fifty mutual relationship
Like parallel lines on a graph extending
We'll never cross but if we hold our hands out
A sense of distance that connects our thoughts

A sentiment that shines as it falls
Like a fragment of a diamond
Accept it
It's the light of signpost to strength

"I don't want it to end for such a random reason"
This shining world
The courage to face it, and the love to step into it
Let's walk while bearing them all

I look with a "jii" and confirm it
The first breath of the future I envisioned
The dawn of "justice"
Where "hypocrisy" doesn't exist
(Growin' up) I won't hesitate any more
(I just swear) ...I won't hesitate!
(I will not hesitate)

Even with a small body, even with small hands
I won't escape the pain of living
Born for the first time, a new paradigm,
Its first page...

It's not "PRACTICE"
Come, right now with all the power I have
To the day I can pair up with my dreams
To the tomorrow I can sing my dreams
Open the door!

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
Obligatory Tsubasa and Maria getting drunk in London.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@PurpleCharger
I wish I could've seen more Kanade and Hibike time together. They seem like they could've been great friends. She was basically a kinder less tsundere version of Chris.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@SniperGod
I want to see lolibasa being happy, that's all.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TalkBomber
Kanade was a gift to the world. It's a shame she left so soon.

Kanade/Tsubasa prequel OVA when?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
Everytime.
@w8t4u
We had some little backstory of Zwei Wing in the manga.

likme
likme

@Garbage Can Lid

Do you happen to have any more Yuuki stuff?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@SniperGod
What would you like to see on the GX OVA?
SoL in school without shoehorned "character development" arcs so we can actually see cute and funny scenarios like in all these based pixiv comics, but actually done in the show and with voice acting.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I really hope Vers designs some sort of relic geah for Carol to use in addition to her alchemy. I want to hear her sing.

farquit
farquit

@Nojokur
I look with a "jii" and confirm it
singing about her dfc
Oh that's adorable.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Supergrass
Yeah but that's not really enough. We know young Kanade and Tsubasa were a thing.
When Sakurai went to get the Shenshoujing she took Kanade and Tsubasa with her. There's a story you can expand right there.
That's prime expansion of Sakurai's character waiting to happen.

@BunnyJinx
You know she'll just bust out the Dubstep mode.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@likme
Yes, but I wouldn't like to fill the Geah thread with it.
I can always make a seiyuu thread or something if you want to.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@massdebater

It's just incest. Stay on Sheeky Forums long enough and you'll see far more horrifying things than that.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice

It's okay user, I appreciate it though. I'm just gonna look for some myself.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
Oh my god, my heart

happy_sad
happy_sad

I will post this every thread until they dock.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@happy_sad
But they're not combining mecha. You'll be posting this for the rest of eternity.

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperGod
Tsubasadad helping Genjuro go wife hunting.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
You can dock Gears

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BunnyJinx
Maybe with the re-introduction of Vers into the foray we will get a new mechanic from the geahs so it's not entirely impossible.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Why doesn't she call Genjuurou nii-san?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Garbage Can Lid
I guess it would feel weird.
Either that or Genjuuro asked her to.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

All Carol needs to get back on the right path is a right papa-san, like Bikkidad.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Garbage Can Lid
Why doesn't Tsubasa just tell the world that her grandpa fucked her mom

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Harmless_Venom
Why not? I would.

girlDog
girlDog

@Harmless_Venom
Did you forget Kazanari family is some kind of government-affiliated family that isn't supposed to be exposed to the public?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This guy was literally cucked by his own father and had to raise an autistic sword-daughter
He's still far better dad than Hibiki's dad who couldn't even endure a little of harassment

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@LuckyDusty
Well, Bikkidad is trying.
I actually respect that guy now though. I thought he was a total asshole, but it turns out he's actually kind, even a little.
He tried to save his father's rape child born by his wife. That's pretty commendable. Normally you'd fucking hate that child

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star
It wasn't rape, she consented to the turkey baster full of grandpa semen

eGremlin
eGremlin

@LuckyDusty
we'll never see a Zesshoushinai episode where Yatsuhiro actually treats Tsubasa like his child

whereismyname
whereismyname

@WebTool
Be realistic, he watched the Kazanari family tool fuck his wife.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
And the football team also had a go at her
AmIRight? Eh?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@LuckyDusty
He's highly renowned and well off. Hibiki's dad works at a fucking convenience store.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
comparing a government intelligence officer to a fucker who works in a convenience store

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Burnblaze
That's his choice for quitting his previous job just because he was taken out in one project.

SniperWish
SniperWish

So, what is Nana doing now?
Did she said something about the latest episode?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@LuckyDusty
You are the head of the Kazanari family
One of your sons is an autist who only watches kungfu movies, eats and sleeps
your other son is so much of a loser his wife would rather fuck you
It ain't easy

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Deadlyinx
My panties got soaked so I'm letting them dry in the fridge
I'm sorry, what?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Skullbone
@Burnblaze
He lost his old job when he ran off from where he lived before

Spamalot
Spamalot

@SniperWish
According to her latest blog post, Nana bought some things in a sale like a hat and some nice clothes, and she's sad that summer is over because she still has fucktons of sleeveless clothes she didn't got to wear and she doesn't know what to do to them.
Well, looks like she doesn't really care.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@LuckyDusty
She is not much of a woman, much less one worthy of pure Kazanari semen, if she marries the son you consider a total loser

Bidwell
Bidwell

@LuckyDusty
Ojiisan pls go to sleep, it's too late for you

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Bidwell
commanding a probably high ranking officer in the Japanese government
you better hide now user

TechHater
TechHater

@VisualMaster
Alca-noise version of these when?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@iluvmen
He lost the job cause his boss lost his child in the concert incident.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Burnblaze
his house is probably being raided by Ogawa right now

Soft_member
Soft_member

Will we ever do a flockmod again?
It was fun.

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
He was only taken out of a project, it was his choice to quit the job.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Ignoramus
Wasn't it the boss of his contract partners?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

TopDad did nothing wrong and I can't wait for his redemption.

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller

He can be redeemed when Miku is finished beating the shit out of him.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
@Ignoramus
He didn't lose his job, he was just taken off a single project.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Supergrass
Ogawa find them in their naked, confused state
he hands them a bowl of eggs

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What series are we talking about?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@CouchChiller
@Methshot
Hibiki forgiving him will completely ruin her last chance at not having shit characterization all season, and I know exactly how it's going to happen.

Elf9 goes into her hospital room while she's sleeping
Elf9 gets "activated" and tries to kill Biki
Topdad walks in and saves her
"I was coming to check on you because you didn't answer my calls and I was worried."
"Dad, why are you bleeding."
"I couldn't let my daughter die..."
And then he dies and the writers avoid having to write Hibiki actually making a decision that isn't all rainbows and sunshine, and don't have to write her dad as a shitbad. They get away with "redeeming" him while not giving him a happy ending, and then Biki sings Little Miracle.

It'll be complete shit so I know it'll happen.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Soft_member
and don't have to write her dad as a shitbad.
shitbag*

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@CouchChiller

He is not going to be redeemed, and ironically, it has nothing to do with the fact he abandoned a bunch of children to die to save is own skin.

Getting into debt and becoming a penniless deadbeat is such a crushing, final damnation in the Japanese cultural mindset, there is just no coming back from it, ever. THAT is what guarantees he won't be redeemed. Any amount of other cowardly or selfish behavior could be turned around, but HAVING NO MONEY? And worse, asking your child to pay for you? That is the ultimate shame.

askme
askme

@Soft_member
This might be plausible if Carol was actually trying to kill the gears.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
She only needed them alive to ignite and kill the dolls. Once the dolls are all finishes, she has no need for the gears.

TechHater
TechHater

@LuckyDusty
If all she needed was the dolls dead, she could just kill them herself.
It's pretty obvious she needs the gear users at full strength with cursed Dainslef songs to power whatever her plan is.

Techpill
Techpill

@TechHater
If all she needed was the dolls dead, she could just kill them herself.
She needed the dolls killed by the gears with Dainsleif's power. Once all the dolls are killed with the ignite songs, her plan will be complete.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@VisualMaster
These things happen.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Fried_Sushi
Moe Bullets, you never know when they'll strike.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@VisualMaster
asking your child to pay for you
That was painful to watch.
I cringed hard when he said it.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Techpill
And she had Dainslef in the first place. The gears were powered up using her own knowledge/sleeper agent. Why go through a convoluted plan to power your enemies up with a relic when you can use the relic yourself for the same purpose?
No, it's clear both from their actions and dialogue that Carol wants the gears alive and cursed for the final stage of her plan.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Surprising sure, but there's nothing horrifying about that.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Don't forget that Chris was the rape slave of the nudest lady Fine.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@SniperGod
Why go through a convoluted plan to power your enemies up with a relic when you can use the relic yourself for the same purpose?
Did you miss all the lines about being satisfied by songs? Only the gear users have songs. Song+Dansleif+killing dolls=keikaku.

No, it's clear both from their actions and dialogue that Carol wants the gears alive and cursed for the final stage of her plan.
Not at all.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@CouchChiller
Even if he does get redeemed, how badly do you think it'll be handled?

I mean Tsubasa's was done pretty terribly.

you're not my fucking daughter you're just a tool and I'm never going to acknowledge you
oh but I kept your room clean I actually sorta did care for you I'm not such a bad guy

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Inmate
Fine never had sex with Chris.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Need_TLC
Tsubasa's dad got NTR'd. That was literally the only thing they could have done to make me feel sympathy for the guy and not hate her resolution with him.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Booteefool
The naked bdsm tazerings and subtext kinda make their relationship seem less then platonic

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Need_TLC
Just like Tsubasa. They are Tsundere.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Evil_kitten
Canonically those electrocutions were to stop the relic from fusing with her or some bullshit.

Why Fine had to be naked is anyones guess.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PackManBrainlure
Canonically those electrocutions were to stop the relic from fusing with her or some bullshit.
And Fine was going on about how pain is the only way to truly express yourself to another person
Why Fine had to be naked is anyones guess.
She made it a point to flirt with Hibikki at every possible chance she got. Her raping a big titted teen when no one is watching seemed up Fine's alley.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@VisualMaster
And he handed her the bill when she was crying and running out on him.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Finally Chris episode next week

My Zenbu is ready

Inmate
Inmate

@TurtleCat
I'm a Chrisfag and I'm scared. They could give us 10 minutes of her being awesome and saving her kouhai from the monster from her past followed by 10 minutes of school SoL and her second character song.

Or they could give us the same banal shit we've had for 3 episodes in a row now, and then I'll kill myself because the season will be irredeemable after that.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I love this artist. These are so cute.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Inmate

The lack of Chris in general this season has annoyed me, really hope they don't use the same formula for her episode.

Inmate
Inmate

@eGremlin
DMJii are olev

w8t4u
w8t4u

@CouchChiller
Now you know what the Tsubasafags felt last season.

FastChef
FastChef

@eGremlin
It looks like those two are fighting...

Hey, are they really fighting?
(Hibiki): P-Probably.

@CouchChiller
really hope they don't use the same formula for her episode.
It will crush me.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TurtleCat
But next ep is not the Chris ep, who cares about her anyway.
Next ep is Ver ep.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@eGremlin
Adorable

Methshot
Methshot

mfw this whole ep

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Methshot
I feel like we're going back to the time of G airing.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
What if Tsubasa was wrong and her grandad was just hoping that she didn't catch her father and uncle's autism?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
Is this it? Is the plot finally starting again after 3 episodes of crossing character development of a checklist?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TalkBomber
is there someone in the series chris isnt shipped with?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Stark_Naked
We are getting ready to kill the last doll so that plan is about complete, however Carol didn't plan on the Ver interrupt or getting the mcguffin destroyed so her plan might be fucked pretty thoroughly right now.

girlDog
girlDog

@Ignoramus
Ogawa?

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
we still need an episode of chris drama, bikki drama and gil tosser dying in one of them

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Ignoramus
The lack of Chris/Fine disappoints me.
@girlDog
There is a doujin of that.

Inmate
Inmate

@massdebater
Chris drama and yellow doll is happening next episode unless Ver highjacks the keikaku hard.

5mileys
5mileys

@Skullbone
thats because chris/fine is canon

chris doing it with someone
''what do you mean that electric shocks arent normal during sex?''

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@5mileys
So should I tie you to the wall or do you want to do that to me?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Crazy_Nice
My heart literally went numb for a second or two as I watched that.

What the fuck does this mean

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
@Gigastrength
implying anyone would want/be able to object to Chris' methods when they're so hard they can't even speak

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@5mileys
Chris has had nothing but fucked up sex her whole life. She could probably watch some sickening torture porn that would send Tsubasa into a coma without batting an eye, but she freaks out at the sight of handholding.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@PackManBrainlure
Its just a vidso of a sword being sharpened.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Dreamworx
Deepest lore.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Agematsu calls Aoi "Mr. Symphogear" on his twitter due to her raising the bar with her enthusiasm.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
It's not GX without the G?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@massdebater
Why is her head so big?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Harmless_Venom
Birth defect.

Same reason she thinks she's a sword. Poor girl isn't all there.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@PackManBrainlure
That is kind of weird isn't it?

I wonder if Chris will be able to have a normal relationship with another person sexual or otherwise?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

suddenly Umineko in muh Symphogear
That was hilarious.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Harmless_Venom
S1 QUALITIES.
The art really improved in G.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@LuckyDusty
It's 2D so yes. Chris should have way more issues than she does, but thankfully it isn't real life.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@LuckyDusty
Don't worry, me and her will make it work.

iluvmen
iluvmen

listen to SENSE OF DISTANCE
I almost thought it was a Railgun ED.
Sasuga Yoshino.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@PackManBrainlure
Literally perfect

SniperGod
SniperGod

Why did Sugita had to pose at the end?
I love it.

whereismyname
whereismyname

what was the episode where they introduced his full name as Dr. John Wayne Vercingetorix

Evilember
Evilember

@whereismyname
It was never stated in the show, but I think it was from the keywords.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@iluvmen
Even her voice sounds more Nanjolno than Shirabe

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@whereismyname
Vercingetorix
As in from Asterix?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SomethingNew
Ver saved episode 9 from being as boring as Maria's episode, didn't he.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@SomethingNew
Why does this episode imply 8 was better than 7?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
Please don't compare Tsubasa's episode to that boring ass episode.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@SomethingNew

memory management

Well done, anonymous.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SomethingNew
dat BSOD
pls restart homonculus

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@viagrandad
I want to eat Kirika's yummy stuff if you know what I mean.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SomethingNew
I liked the version of episode 7 with both Serena and Elf9 in it better. It even made more sense but y'all a bunch of dumb niggas.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

mfw some user posted that we knew carols plan all along and we know what the villain is up to
bet that user didn't see VER coming, how's that for >predictable villain.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fried_Sushi
and by >predictable villain i mean predictable ending.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fried_Sushi
Ver is the wild card, you can't predict the actions of the wild card.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Crazy_Nice
I know what you mean, user.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Sharpcharm
That's not what I had in mind at all.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Lord_Tryzalot
What happened to that cute little girl?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Carnalpleasure
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Illusionz
And Topdad's to blame?

takes2long
takes2long

@Illusionz
Bang~

idontknow
idontknow

@Carnalpleasure
Being a social outcast combined with a few years of fighting for your life would do that to anybody.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@idontknow
Bikki is a 'Nam vet

SniperWish
SniperWish

So among the main characters which VAs were trained singers when they started and which ones only got into singing over their VA work?
Nana and Ayahi are obvious, but what about Nanjo and Youko? They both started off as VAs and became singers only afterwards, right?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@SniperWish
I'm fairly sure Hikasa Yoko only started singing as Mio.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'd the whole Shirabe.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Bidwell
Explain further.

massdebater
massdebater

@SniperWish
Nana has been trained since she was 5, won a national contest aired in national TV when she was 14.
Ayahi graduated from a prestigious school, and she specializes in operatic singing.
Aoi never had a singing career before, she was a normal child actress then became a VA.
Yoshino Nanjo became a VA in 2006, and only became a part of FripSide in 2009.
Hikasa became a VA in 2007, being Mio boosted her career, but her singing career under her own name just started few years ago.
Kayano Ai started in 2010, and just like Hikasa her singing career just started few years ago.

likme
likme

@massdebater
Yuka Iguchi started her singing carrier in 2013 after S1, so did Symphogear help her get into singing? 2013 was also when G aired and the producers forced them to make a Miku character single, so those seem to be connected.

Also Aoi has a lovely singing voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tqmh58-koQ

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@likme
I like Gemini, but I like Koi wa Milk Tea better.
That reminds me, I haven't listened to Petit Milady music lately. I should listen later before I sleep.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Carnalpleasure
She's a cute teen now.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sir_Gallonhead
you will never be princess carried by Bikki as she saves you from a burning building
The reasons not to sudoku are slowly slipping away.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Fried_Sushi
Nobody expected him to be there. He should join the Spanish Inquisition.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TalkBomber
you will never princess carry a sleeping Hibiki to bed

Just end it all now.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@CodeBuns
Best one so far.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
you will never give Hibiki a piggyback ride when she breaks her geta strap at the fireworks festival
Hello darkness, my old friend.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

[Pn8] Genocide Saw Heaven X Overkill Scythe Hell - Remix of Symphogear GX Character Songs 5&6

Pretty good.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Need_TLC
Iguchi's first casting as mc on her VA career was Haruka from idolmaster Xenoglossia. She covered sunrise mecha's op/ed song (forget which one) on haruka's character song.

sorry for my bad english user

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Fuzzy_Logic
It's okay Ao-chan, we know you like to practice your English online.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
you will never give Hibiki a piggyback ride

Okay now that's more depressing than mine. Fuck.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@iluvmen
I really hope Nana's English improves like Aoi's too.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
Since Ao-chan lurks around the internet a lot, does she know english well? I wonder if she ever saw Sheeky Forums

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@SomethingNew
Most of the time this board is utter shit but its stuff like this that makes glad i frequent Sheeky Forums since it puts a smile on my face.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@TreeEater
Hikasa could use a lot of work, too.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
I bet she saw the Hibiki bashing yesterday.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@VisualMaster
I wonder if she ever saw Sheeky Forums
I dunno, but I bet she's seen /y/.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@VisualMaster
tfw we might probably posted with Aocchan in one of our threads before

Flameblow
Flameblow

@VisualMaster
Do you think she showed Nana the "NANA WILLS IT" meme we made?

5mileys
5mileys

@VisualMaster
Should she ever discover this board I hope her positive lively personality can withstand the impact. But maybe she knows 2chan.

Evilember
Evilember

@5mileys
She does know 2chan. And if I recall correctly what some Aoifag said before, she even posts there sometimes.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Evilember
Does she get replies like "show us your dick?"

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Carnalpleasure
They should've gave them solo parts like what Edge Works of Goddess Zababa has.

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
I don't know, I'm a Nanafag.
Call the Aoifags.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater
Or just ask Aoi herself.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Snarelure
Quick, someone write a letter and send it to Aoi!

idontknow
idontknow

@Stupidasole
This, but make sure it isn't one of those shitty /v/ letters that are filled with memes and profanity.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I wish Hibiki would use her first song in season 3.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Bring back the cool Hibiki.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@BinaryMan
What's with the bedroom eyes

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur
Smug Gungnirs. Marias don't count.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Nojokur
It's more smug but I see what you mean.

Kanade and Hibiki will never push you down and have their way with you
Kanade will never cheer Hibiki on as Hibiki rides you
this will never be a doujin
I will never be able to commission this

Bidwell
Bidwell

@VisualMaster
I will never be able to commission this
You can do that?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Bidwell
You've never heard of commissioning an artist to draw something (usually porn)?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Bidwell
hey artist-san, here are $50k now draw thing
okay

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BlogWobbles
I thought that was usually limited to an image or two, not full doujins.

massdebater
massdebater

@Evil_kitten
Please let this be the broken thing that gets fixed.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Bidwell

It's not uncommon. It depends on how much money you're willing to spend and whether the artist has the time.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
hibiki ramming her gear into her heart
Good idea.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Need_TLC
Well you could always make an image set, but depending on who you ask a 6-10 page doujin could probably cost $500+. I'd imagine anything more would start cutting into the quadruple digits.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do you guys think Tsubasa wrote one of those fanletters infront of the Bikki home too?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Stark_Naked
I bet she can't write.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Stark_Naked
She's too busy crying all day long and fighting like crazy for 2 years, she doesn't have time to write shit.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BinaryMan
but depending on who you ask a 6-10 page doujin could probably cost $500+
That's not so bad.
Someone should start a collection. It'd be neat to have a doujin dedicated to Sheeky Forums.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@TreeEater
I'm sure she does calligraphy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
lyrics full of kanji nobody uses anymore
Nah, what @Sir_Gallonhead
said.

takes2long
takes2long

@Snarelure
She writes one of these letters in complicated kanji to Hibiki
her 12 year old self has never seen these before and she can't read it

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Crazy_Nice
I really do want to do it, but I have no idea who to contact. I was thinking ShindoL because he's one of the few English doujin artists and he can at least do good vanilla.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
the commissioned one gets popular
does a sequel
corruption, drugs, mind break
I've thought about trying to see if Unyon would do some Hibi/Miku stuff, but I'm an EOP.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Evil_kitten
Hibi/Miku
implying it wouldn't be Hibi/Unyon
implying he doesn't have stacks of them already drawn and hidden away, never to be seen by anyone's eyes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Skullbone
BRB, breaking into his house.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stark_Naked
She wasn't even aware that Hibiki was a survivor until Hibiki told her.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@ZeroReborn
@TreeEater
@Stark_Naked
With how bitchy she was to Hibiki in season 1 then it isn't much of a stretch that she did.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@whereismyname
But she doesn't even know Hibiki prior to their meeting in S1.

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
Nah, she didn't even know who Hibiki is.
Too busy being a sword and mourning about Kanade.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@ZeroReborn
Sh-shut up! Stop being a fag!

happy_sad
happy_sad

@PackManBrainlure
Why Fine had to be naked is anyones guess.
Because the BDSM electrocution actually serving a purpose isn't mutually exclusive with it being a sex act?

Methshot
Methshot

@whereismyname
She was bitchy, but I don't think she'll take time off her SAKIMORI training and daily mourning rites to Kanade to write a "GO TO HELL YOU SHIT" to Hibiki.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Nana's not in the latest Anisama live
Queen of AniSon is not in AniSama
Why

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Burnblaze
Probably too busy with her own lives.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Spamalot
How much gar can she get until the end of this season?

FastChef
FastChef

@Spamalot
I miss season 1 Bikki.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Burnblaze
Nana can't magically teleport from Shiga to Saitama Super Arena and besides, if she didn't take a break she'll enjoy her vacation in the fucking hospital again.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Burnblaze
http://www.mizukinana.jp/special/2015_liveadventure/
See for yourself.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Is it friday yet

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spamalot
I wish this chart was true.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BlogWobbles
What is false in that chart?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@TalkBomber
The third pic isn't miserable.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I guess this is a thing.
But why?

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard
What is that? A card?

5mileys
5mileys

Can anyone with sufficent knowledge of moon say which of this is more "accurate"?

This: https://theotherice.wordpress.com/2012/03/16/zettou%E3%83%BBame-no-habakiri-translation/

or the wiki one? The first sounds a lot more chuuni which is why I love it

askme
askme

@StrangeWizard
Gungnir girls
I don't like this pairing one bit.

likme
likme

My face when this episode was pretty close to Carol's

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I feel like at this point Hibiki's starting to become too powerful for the plot. It's pretty obvious that the reason they didn't have her fight the other gears back in G was because she would've completely trashed them, and even without her enhanced relic she was fighting on par with Micha until Garie pulled her whole *its a hologram* stunt.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@TalkBomber
Biki is spending way too much time sulking this season.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@farquit
It says "Telephone card".

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StrangeWizard
Why is Maria so small? She looks like a 15 years old.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@likme
everything going fine for Chris and her kouhais
suddenly Ver outta fucking nowhere
He knows how to make an entrance. I wonder if they let Sugita give any input on his character.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@lostmypassword
was because she would've completely trashed them
Which is weird considering that, without powerups and asspulls, Kaneko considers her to be worse than Tsubasa, Chris and Maria, and worse than Kirika and Shirabe with the aforementioned asspulls.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@StrangeWizard
handholding
Maria you better start hiding from Miku.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@lostmypassword
I feel like at this point Hibiki's starting to become too powerful for the plot.

Well, she kinds of compensate it by becoming too dumb and emo for the plot. Not even shonen battle manga MCs wonder so much about why they fight as much as Biki does.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@lostmypassword
*its a hologram*
Fucking Tails.

idontknow
idontknow

@New_Cliche
determination can't be measured with numbers!.jpg
Symphogear never had consistent power levels and it's never going to have them, especially when it comes to Bikkie.

Evilember
Evilember

@New_Cliche
She would've bodied Kirika and Shirabe 1v1 (and if DMJii and the Geahs had had their duel like they planned then it would've been 2v3), and they as well as Maria are on a strict time limit. Moreover, Kaneko explicitly said that even though Hibiki is a bit weaker, in a pinch she can overcome any of the top three in a burst of raw asspull power.

Now that I think about it, when Kaneko made that list was he referring to Gungnir Maria or Airgetlam Maria?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@idontknow
Kaneko didn't get the memo then.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evilember
in a pinch she can overcome any of the top three in a burst of raw asspull power.
He said the same about DMJii, the biggest difference being that the keywords say they can overpower even Hibiki in the same conditions.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@SniperGod
Because he should be the one to write this memo, yet he did the opposite. He's the ZUN of Symphogear.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@lostmypassword
*its a hologram*
How did I never think of this before.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StrangeWizard
How powerful would Hibiki and Miku be if they fought together while singing a gay duet?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Deadlyinx
Unstoppable.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Deadlyinx
They would truly become Death, destroyer of worlds

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Deadlyinx
Relic Miku or Olimpic Miku? That's an important question.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Deadlyinx
So powerful Nana will cry tears of joy.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Stark_Naked
Yes

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Deadlyinx
Powerful enough to make anime real.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Emberfire
Anime janai

girlDog
girlDog

@cum2soon
Gáe Bolg/Tonbogiri/Lance of Longinus Miku when

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
That's the plan. Nana and co. are using Symphogear to open a portal to the 2D world with phonic gain.

Techpill
Techpill

@girlDog
implying Miku won't just swipe Gungnir and use it to fist Topdad

WebTool
WebTool

@girlDog
After Fragarach Ver.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Deadlyinx
They'd synchrogaze each other in the eyes, vitalize themselves and exterminate everything.

girlDog
girlDog

@Techpill
Nah. Miku will just wait for the portal to reopen so that she can throw Topdad into it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TurtleCat
DEEPEST LORE

SniperGod
SniperGod

@massdebater
Wheres the Chris one?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TurtleCat
I bet Nana planned this.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
How hard would it be to vector this?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
What is this expression supposed to convey?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
"hibikihibikihibikihibikihibikihibikihibiki"

StonedTime
StonedTime

@MPmaster
The pleasure of being SENKOU inside

TechHater
TechHater

@MPmaster
PUSSY HUNT

viagrandad
viagrandad

@girlDog
@WebTool
Now I really want that Geah game by Platinum some anons mentioned in few threads back to be true.

Also quads confirm Relic Ver.

post yfw when Real Action Hero IGNITE arrangment

Flameblow
Flameblow

Episode 7
The punch henshin goes better with the song than the sequence henshin

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Season one Bikki was the cutest Bikki

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Inmate
boyfriend
Bikki...

eGremlin
eGremlin

Would you a longhair Bikki?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@eGremlin
I want adult longhair Bikki more than anything in the world.
Symphogear StrikerS when?

Techpill
Techpill

@eGremlin
Only with glasses.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@eGremlin
I would cut her hair.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Poker_Star
She's old enough already. You already have one hag, don't try and ruin it for the rest of us.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Techpill

Better?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@massdebater
Was it his Daughter or his Sons wife?

likme
likme

@Booteefool
Yes.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Harmless_Venom

Yes

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Need_TLC
16
old enough

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Booteefool
Perfect.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Need_TLC
he doesn't want Tachibana Hibiki, 25 years old! I've only had one girlfriend in my entire life! My hobbies are singing, eating, and eating!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
implying it isn't her prime

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Skullbone
Maria is the dung that attracted the normalfag flies.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BlogWobbles
Soon, before you know it, her introduction will start with
I'm Tachibana Hibiki, 85 years old

JunkTop
JunkTop

@PackManBrainlure
Please do not post Shirabe or Kirika while shitposting against Maria. Thank you.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@PackManBrainlure
You wouldn't need to make excuses if you weren't a pedo.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@StonedTime
Aoi using her oldtimer voice from her appearance on Tokyo Encounter
Was that supposed to be a bad thing?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Spazyfool
It's 2D, retard.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@JunkTop
Best trio.

WebTool
WebTool

@Poker_Star
soon

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Skullbone
16 is legal.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Burnblaze
Maria is hardly a part of their group anymore.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@WebTool
neither one of them wearing pants
Wasted opportunity.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
You can thank Autismo 'Not A Sword' Maximus for that.

Inmate
Inmate

Dookuta veeru
I think my brain stopped working for a second there

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Burnblaze
Imagine how much happier they'd be if they didn't meet Ver.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@eGremlin
@WebTool
pic related

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt

Does she not own a brush?

massdebater
massdebater

@Dreamworx
Spartan women waited until their late teens or early twenties to marry, because that's when they were actually in their prime and at the lowest risk for childbirth complications, unlike the degenerates around them who just fucked little girls as soon as they bled. Are you going to question the Spartans, son?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@MPmaster
Its not Tsubasa's fault that Maria wants to stick with her.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@massdebater
Are the Spartans still around? No. So why the fuck should I care what they did?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@massdebater
Did the Spartards have qt chinese cartoons?

Didn't think so.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@massdebater
what are you talking about?
greeks fucked literally everything that moves including children right on the streets with everyone looking.
they didnt think thats wrong so it wasnt.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@happy_sad
Are these screens from the new Maria Kart game?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Burnblaze
FE-VER

Bidwell
Bidwell

@happy_sad
PHARA'S EYES ARE STILL ALIVE!
THERE'S STILL FIGHT LEFT IN HER!
GET OXYGEN IN THOSE MUSCLES!

Firespawn
Firespawn

@eGremlin
@Booteefool
Ugly as fuck.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Firespawn
Your opinion is ugly as fuck.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fried_Sushi
I will never understand why people want to turn cute short haired girls into plain long haired ones.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@LuckyDusty
Hibiki isn't cute.

farquit
farquit

@StrangeWizard
Does this look cute to you, fag?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Booteefool
@eGremlin

Shirabe approves

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize
double peace
What a little cutie.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@farquit
She's just sad.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@CodeBuns
What about this? Does this look like a cute girl to you?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@iluvmen
A sad, cute girl.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Sir_Gallonhead
There's nothing cute about Hibiki.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@iluvmen
By contrast, Spartan women enjoyed a status, power, and respect that was unknown in the rest of the classical world. Although Spartan women were formally excluded from military and political life they enjoyed considerable status as mothers of Spartan warriors. As men engaged in military activity, women took responsibility for running estates. Following protracted warfare in the 4th century BC Spartan women owned approximately between 35% and 40% of all Spartan land and property.[11][12] By the Hellenistic Period, some of the wealthiest Spartans were women.[13] They controlled their own properties, as well as the properties of male relatives who were away with the army.[11] Spartan women rarely married before the age of 20, and unlike Athenian women who wore heavy, concealing clothes and were rarely seen outside the house, Spartan women wore short dresses and went where they pleased.[14] Girls as well as boys received an education, and young women as well as young men may have participated in the Gymnopaedia ("Festival of Nude Youths").[11][15]

It has been convincingly argued, based on records and laws from the various Greek states, that contrary to the popular scholarly notion that Sparta was unusual among the ancient Greek states, in fact it was Athens that was unusual in its low status for women.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Deadlyinx
Then why are you posting her cute pics?

cum2soon
cum2soon

@eGremlin
I don't know what you're talking about, user.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
Post more bruised geahs. Bandages are my fetish

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
Fuck off Top Dad.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Crazy_Nice
Or, you know, from the real historical person that Asterix references.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I wanted to get the Shirabe backround out today, but I need to sleep.
I'm just finishing off the highlights, so it will be soon after I wake up.

I'm only telling you this to guilt myself out of laziness. Sage I guess.

SniperGod
SniperGod

THE DOCTOR IS BACK

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@TalkBomber

I see your Wikipedian revisionist bullshit and raise you some Hessiod. You know, the greek?

Works and Days, 695-705:

Bring home a wife to your house when you are of the right age, while you are not far short of thirty years nor much above; this is the right age for marriage. Let your wife have been grown up four years, and marry her in the fifth.

Note: He's talking about four years after puberty, not four years after birth.

Marry a maiden, so that you can teach her careful ways, and especially marry one who lives near you, but look well about you and see that your marriage will not be a joke to your neighbors. For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and, again, nothing worse than a bad one, a greedy soul who roasts her man without fire, strong though he may be, and brings him to a raw old age.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@PackManBrainlure
Why Fine had to be naked is anyones guess.
Just because she had to shock Chris for science reasons doesn't mean she wasn't getting off to it.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Inmate
nudest
Nude, nuder, nudest

5mileys
5mileys

@PackManBrainlure
She could probably watch some sickening torture porn that would send Tsubasa into a coma without batting an eye, but she freaks out at the sight of handholding.
So she's Sheeky Forums?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Chris.
That is all.

Illusionz
Illusionz

mfw listening to LALALALA DEDEDEDESS for the first time
It's even better than I thought.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@lostmypassword
Rape

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Bidwell
You

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Bidwell
GO TO HELL

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Stark_Naked
Used goods

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell
Pyramids

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Fuzzy_Logic
Least they're not ziggurats

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Carnalpleasure
This wasn't the official release, right? This is just their two songs ungracefully smashed together, not a duet.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@BinaryMan

Shirabe's chastity is in danger!

Who will save her?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Skullbone
Used goods are great because they're already broken in and come at a discount.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Illusionz
Okitegami and SENSE OF DISTANCE are two of the biggest surprises of this season so far. Here's hoping Maria's non-battle song will be great too.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PackManBrainlure
To his credit, it sounds better than what we've heard of the real thing so far.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@TalkBomber
DESS

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TalkBomber
The greatest hero of our times, of course.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@TalkBomber
There's nothing left to protect, dess!

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methnerd
Are you a bad enough dude to save Shirabe's chastity?

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's not like Shirabe can get married after this.

Inmate
Inmate

@Emberburn
USED GOODS

DeathDog
DeathDog

@TalkBomber

Who would want it?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@DeathDog
But i already ravaged that panty of her .

Nojokur
Nojokur

@RumChicken
not wanting to break it in yourself

I bet you'd raise another man's kid too.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
That bear makes for a good target.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Emberburn
married couple
Of course she can't, silly user.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Nojokur
I'd raise Shirabe and Kirika, so you're not wrong.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@RumChicken
I'm a scientist and can confirm.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@viagrandad
Disgusting.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Spazyfool
On their wedding night

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
Her papa is her brother.
Shocking truth.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@New_Cliche
I'd also raise loli Kanade.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Nojokur
Raising abandoned children is somehow a bad thing.
Yeah that Genjuro sure is a fag for taking on Chris.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@iluvmen
Somebody stop this man.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Deadlyinx
Genjuro is a fag for not dicking the Fine out of Ryoko.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Deadlyinx
He raises her with government money so it's fine.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

But what if you could only have one? Would you separate them?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Deadlyinx
I'd be a fag with Genjuro if you know what I mean.

Inmate
Inmate

@Need_TLC
But Chris isn't Fine.

This is.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@BinaryMan
Only if you become my sheath.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Boy_vs_Girl
Just pick Maria instead and they'll both gladly come with you.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@SomethingNew
Get in line.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@iluvmen
Loli Kanade is a miracle of the universe. She can raise herself.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Crazy_Nice
Just because she can doesn't mean she should. She needs an adult influence in her life if you know what I mean.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Crazy_Nice
I wonder who the cute loli next to Kanade was.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@CodeBuns
Anime-chan

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
Tsubasa being the wings like pottery was till way better than Maria's shitty forced problem. The only annoying part was the doll tells them to their face she is coming back for Tsubasa cause she wants to hear her song and yet no one questions this.

likme
likme

@CodeBuns
me

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Stark_Naked
Anime-chan has green eyes.

She reminds me a bit of Miku, despite different eye colors.

Was Kanade the sole survivor of the expedition?

farquit
farquit

@TurtleCat
She looks nothing like Miku. You're being tricked by sameface.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@lostmypassword
No shit user she does back flips effortless dodging DMJii's attacks and then just steals their swan songs. If she fought Maria in G it would of been a shit stomping.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
What? If the have the sameface they look alike.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Crazy_Nice
We'll never see her hot blooded IGUNATIOMOJORU BAKKEN
There's always hope for season for, r-right!?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I love how Carol acts like she has a plan and everything is always under control yet if Ver didn't save her she would have just been killed again.

I just want to pet her on the head and shut her up when she tries to be all cool.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Firespawn
What if she stole Maria's Gungnir to become DOUBLE GUNGNIR?

I also wonder what happened to all the relic cancer shards that they removed from Hibiki. Can't they technically make new Gungnir Geahs from that?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Burnblaze
best trio
all their character focused episode have been shit
the only good scenes have been with the other trio

Remove LINKER

Flameblow
Flameblow

@idontknow
8 and 9 were miles better than 7, even if they were using the same formula.

Not gonna say it was Marias fault.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
Army of evil Gungnir for the movie, fund it.

Methshot
Methshot

@haveahappyday

Everything was under control until she rushed her reincarnation. Presumably, the plan has never been this far advanced, so she's never needed to do so before now. It's a realistic and foreseeable consequence, but despite all her knowledge she is mentally still a child, and children learn best through experience.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@viagrandad
OH MY TOE

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

NARANEE KEIGO DEMO DOSHABURU DANGAN DEMO

BUCHIKONDE YARU KARAAAAAAA

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@haveahappyday
This was the first episode so far where her plan did not go perfectly. And it only happened because we went to get the relic AFTER giving the gears ignite, instead of before. No explanation for why she did it either.

I don't really understand why she even killed herself if she was going to show herself alive on camera without caring.

This season really seems worse put together than G at as a whole at this point.

massdebater
massdebater

Carol with laugh next episode and explain that freeing Ver was part of her plan because she needs Nephilim's powers or some shit. Why else would she have stayed in the underwater base after getting the relic she came for?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Boy_vs_Girl
I can't listen to Trust Heart in my head without going to Vitalization.

5mileys
5mileys

@Boy_vs_Girl
TRUST HEART

Snarelure
Snarelure

@massdebater

This is not the face of someone who planned for this, and we all know Ver is beholden to no one. Whatever he's doing, he's doing it because HE wants to, not at someone else's command.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@massdebater
Because Leiur needs to be destroyed by Chris and she knew they will come.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Deadlyinx
It's fine if you raise them to be your waifu.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Evil_kitten
This season really seems worse put together than G at as a whole at this point.
Can't disagree with that anymore. G at least had a few excellent episodes and a plot with decent potential to work with before it all went to shit. GX definitely didn't have that privilege outside of episodes 1 and 6, and 5 even showed early glimpses of the season's formulaic nature.

Even Ver's return seems to hint more towards being the perfect setup for a formulaic Chris episode than anything genuinely impressive.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Snarelure
I think that expression has more to do with the timing of his entrance and the fact that she almost got blown up than her not knowing he was there. If he's fused with Nephilim and she knows what relics are in the base, she knew he was there.

@Stupidasole
That's a good reason for Leiur to be there, but Carol could have teleported back to the castle to begin work on the next stage of the keikaku.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
It's because elf9 escaped earlier than anticipated.

Evilember
Evilember

@Evil_kitten
I don't really understand why she even killed herself if she was going to show herself alive on camera without caring.

Carol is the 5th element, Void/Ether or whatever it's called. She had to die to the Ignite Mode, similiar to her dolls.

@massdebater
Brain damage

@Methshot
she is mentally still a child

She's centuries old. Just because she looks like a loli doesn't mean she is one.
Her problem is probably similiar to Elf9 - she has the knowledge to do shit, but can't execute it well.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@5mileys
TSUNAIDA TE DAKE GA TSUUUMUIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAA

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Raving_Cute
There's literally no reason for Ver to come back for a Chris episode, though. He would fit better for a Maria or DMJii episode.

FastChef
FastChef

@Playboyize
Maybe they can't teleport in that dungeon because it has some seals? Just like those JRPG you can't use teleport item in some special dungeons.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evilember
She didn't die to ignite mode. She was knocked out of her relic and then ate a magic cyanide pill.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
I hope Aoi sings either of her S1 songs during the live.
She has improved a lot in singing as Hibiki since then.

MPmaster
MPmaster

yfw "Chris' episode" just gives her 5 minutes of screen time and instead focuses on Bikkidad problems, Carol and Ver.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@FastChef
That would be another excuse for Carol to not be there. I think she was on her way to find and negotiate with Ver when Chris and her meddling kouhais showed up and started circusing the place up.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Evilember
Her problem is probably similiar to Elf9 - she has the knowledge to do shit, but can't execute it well.

That's literally what I said. She has knowledge, but not the experience to understand fully the benefits and drawbacks to what she's doing.

askme
askme

@MPmaster
That would actually not be a bad thing considering it would at least partially break the formula.

FastChef
FastChef

@FastChef
Maybe. The shrines were protection seals from supernatural shit. Maybe the Dragon Palace has something like this, too. It would make sense, considering all the relic shit they have there.

@Illusionz
The condition is most likely
hear/absorb Ignite song
die

She was clearly baiting them into going Ignite Mode against her. Why wouldn't she just teleport out with a crystal instead killing herself if dying wasn't required?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
finale has Maria, Kirika and Shirabe vs Ver
they finally get a trio song
Please let this happen.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Playboyize
Pretty sure if Carol didn't use high speed
installation she can protect herself easily. It means she was very anxious to finish her plan just like Fine.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

If many of you know this show is shit, why do you still watch it?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BinaryMan
Because it's not shit.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Playboyize
I just imagined Carol being like a excited child on Christmas running downstairs to grab the present she's been waiting months for, just to break it in her rush of excitement.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@BinaryMan
Because it's good.
It's probably the best series airing this season, with the only real competition being Overlord.
Those are just my opinions though, so feel free to disagree.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@askme
Less Chris
not a bad thing
You can go fuck yourself.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Poker_Star
@Booteefool
Unless it gets better in G or GX, the original season was pretty generic.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@kizzmybutt
I hope papa bought me that World Destructor I wanted!

w8t4u
w8t4u

@JunkTop
Song has an heroic sounding intro, then a heavy synthesizer followed by the bassline that is just DESSDESSDESSDESS repeatedly. Also the song is in engrish.

massdebater
massdebater

Tsubasa is just like her dad but still didn't understand him
Cute.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@BinaryMan
Because it's not. I loved S1, and while G fell apart in the end, I still love the FIS girls more than the main trio. I'm already invested enough in the series that I'd rather continue to hope that the next episodes will get better rather than drop it, even with me not being all that happy with GX.

Also I'm not having much luck enjoying anything else at the moment.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@massdebater
Hibiki's not going to be happy once she realizes that she's now in the same position.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@massdebater

Situation normal. Children rail against their parents while being almost exactly like them. Happens all the time.

5mileys
5mileys

@RumChicken
Symphogear is generic like Precure or Dragonball. Lots of parents had asked to their children if this show is a new season of Precure.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why does Chris wear socks with sandals? What a shoobie.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Burnblaze
Casual outfits are great. Tsubasa is super stylish as usual.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Burnblaze
Because it erects my penis.

idontknow
idontknow

@massdebater
Kazanari genes has its downsides.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Burnblaze
Anime-chan and Miku have the cutest outfits.

Chris is dresses like a whore as usual. Kirika is a chuuni retard as usual. And I have no idea what the fuck Hibiki is wearing.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
That tail though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BinaryMan
top of the line seiyuu cast and performances
Agematsu composing the music
very unique battle choreography in which a lot of attention is paid to the music going along with the action (S1 was never topped in this regard, though)
in general, everybody in the staff giving their 100%
You have a strange definition of "shit".

DeathDog
DeathDog

@BinaryMan
Because it's genuinely good and fun to watch, even when the story gets dumb like in G or formulaic like in GX. Even though it's the type of show where it's obvious that love and justice are going to win in the end, seeing how the writers steer things toward that end, along with the fun action and great songs, are what make the series.

Also even though Symphogear is in a bit of a creative rut right now it's still a really good contender for AOTS, although that isn't saying much considering how weak this season is.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Emberfire
Chris is dresses like a whore as usual.

fight me

askme
askme

@Burnblaze
all those off-the-shoulder tops

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Poker_Star
so feel free to disagree.
Sure.
Overlord is shit.

Techpill
Techpill

@Burnblaze
I never noticed Anime-chan was so tiny.

Methshot
Methshot

@5mileys
Precure manages to have better fights.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@hairygrape
At least it's not Gangsta.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
And it only happened because we went to get the relic AFTER giving the gears ignite, instead of before. No explanation for why she did it either.

Because she didn't know where it was located. There is a reason why they were accessing the electrical grid in the last episode and it was to find the location of the temple. Before that they had been destroying various power plants to cripple power generation in general which was probably necessary in some way as well.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@hairygrape
I respect your right to your opinions
However, I no longer respect the one who possesses them.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Fuzzy_Logic
Fuck, it's just another set of dolls.
Why does he hate me so much? I hope he dies!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@kizzmybutt
Anyone would make that face if their Santa Claus turned out to be Ver.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Burnblaze
Kirikas entire outfit is a fucking disaster.

And Hibiki/Mikus friends are all pretty fucking stylish.

likme
likme

@whereismyname
DELETE THIS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Emberfire
Chris is dresses like a whore as usual.

She doesn't know any better.

WebTool
WebTool

@AwesomeTucker
Why not destroy the power generators before giving the gears ignite then?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@whereismyname
Why is Chris always treated so lewdly?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@whereismyname
@likme
Yeah, delete Chris. No one needs her.

TechHater
TechHater

@Burnblaze
Miku has the best fashion sense.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Nude_Bikergirl
if their Santa Claus turned out to be Ver.
I think it'd be something closer to this.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@iluvmen
Just take off the hoodie and Kirika's outfit would be normal.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@iluvmen
Fuck you Kirika is /fa/ as fuck

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@StonedTime
It's the only thing she's good at.

idontknow
idontknow

@WebTool
I have no clue.
Wait until the show is over, after everything has been revealed and all keywords been written, they usually explain most things.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Please don't bully the Chris.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@AwesomeTucker
Wait until he tells you to sit on his lap.

Bad kids don't need to apply, they get carbonized.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Shirabe is taller than Ao-chan
Holy hell.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Emberfire
It's okay she's used to it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fushichou no Flamme
Ignition
Kaneko thinking so far ahead.

Methshot
Methshot

@Burnblaze

Yumi > Tsubasa > Miku > Kirika > Shiori > Shirabe > Kuriyo > Hibiki > Maria > Chris
I love Maria and Chris, but their fashion styles are horrible here.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I love Chris.
I would kill myself if it would make Chris real.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Burnblaze
Why do most characters always to those weird hand poses in the design sheets?

The only one who looks natural is Anime-chan and maybe Maria.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@CodeBuns
Little miracle.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@StonedTime
Only thing good you listed was the action stuff

farquit
farquit

@Evil_kitten
Carol's seiyuu is a huge Nanafag
See, he thought several years ahead.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@farquit
To be fair, are there any members of the cast that aren't huge Nanafags?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Which Gear would you marry?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@SniperGod
Maria

Bombshell body, high chance of becoming a good mother

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
Maria and Miku are perfect wife and mother material.

The rest are too autistic to trust with wife duties let alone children.

And I just don't want to deal with Chris' emotional baggage.

takes2long
takes2long

@SniperGod
Chris. It wouldn't feel right marrying any of the others since I'm a faggot shipper who pairs them off. Chris is the only one I see as being straight.
I know, kill myself.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@SniperGod

Maria or Tsubasa.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Raving_Cute
But she's already taken by a sword, user.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@SniperGod
Ver

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evil_kitten
I was just thinking about this yesterday. Even the lyrics foreshadow it.

KANASHIMI WO TABANETE

viagrandad
viagrandad

@SniperGod
Maria. Perfect mother material, excellent in general as a family person and you'd get DMJii as lifelong friends in a good package deal.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@RumChicken
Will Sugita whisper into my ear while I'm sitting on his lap? This is important.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@takes2long
not shipping Chris with faceless men

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
The only real pairings are DMJii and HibiMiku.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

so many user liking a doormat.
Why?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Methnerd
I ship you with a trash compactor.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
Miku, Hibiki & Chris at the same time.

massdebater
massdebater

@LuckyDusty

One more, now.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Supergrass
trash compactor.
Is it pic related? I don't mind if it's her.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@massdebater
They weren't lewd in public yet.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@massdebater
I'm going to have my way with Maria!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Skullbone
Because they're smart and do it at home. They have public reputations they need to uphold.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Skullbone
Already know her parents
Visit her room
See her naked
What else that's needed?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@New_Cliche
Miku is taken and too heavily involved, Hibiki is taken and mentally fucked to the point of insanity, Chris is better as a lifelong friend, Tsubasa would be a terrible wife if she didn't revert to her late S1 self, and DMJii are both taken by one another.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@massdebater
As much as I like to see them together, Chris and Tsubasa are still way closer than those two.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Burnblaze
Sword and Buzzkill should smile more.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Dreamworx
do it at home
Do WHAT at home?

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Sir_Gallonhead
What else that's needed?
Holding hands.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methnerd
Chris x faceless men is the most canon ship in the entire series.

Let's think about that for a second.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@SniperGod
Chris's butt.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methnerd
Sword can't hold anyone hands yet.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Evil_kitten
Even they are nothing more than good friends though.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@New_Cliche
I want to grip it tight!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@lostmypassword
Write songs.

Inmate
Inmate

@Sir_Gallonhead
Let me add.
Papa-san.
Sword group.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Garbage Can Lid
Which part?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
Mature
Best body
Natural motherly instincts
Caring
Plenty of experience taking care of DMJii
Not mentally crippled with mental issues
You'd have to be insane to pick anyone else.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@SniperGod
Maria, without a doubt.
Maria will never greet you with a smile every morning and make you a cute healthy breakfast.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@BlogWobbles

Early on I really hoped Elfnein would end up being Chris' very own loli bride, but between the androgyny and having had almost no interaction with...it, it sadly didn't turn out that way.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Would Carol be a good mother?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@whereismyname
It doesn't matter what's between it's legs if it's a loli at heart!

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Sir_Gallonhead
@lostmypassword
Vocal training.
Hot steamy raw sex against the wall to sate their adult lusts with both of them screaming in pain and pleasure

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Poker_Star
father complex
good mother
Pick one.

Techpill
Techpill

@Dreamworx
That's lewd, user.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Techpill
With the lights on and no handholding until they're done.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@DeathDog
I don't know, I didn't care for any of the characters but the action was fun. Of course I've only seen the original series.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Poker_Star
She is insane, a loli, has a doll fetish, hates miracles, wants to destroy everything, hates creation and has lifelong obsessions.

So no.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Boy_vs_Girl
Tsubasa would be a terrible wife if she didn't revert to her late S1 self.
She would be terrible at being maternal.
Loves singing, JOZAI SENJOU,her name is Tsubasa and she flies to her dreams, deep voice going deeper a senpai and a SAKIMORI.

AND AUTISM

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Poker_Star
IT'S BURNT

Snarelure
Snarelure

@CodeBuns
I hope they get some of this action going afterwards.

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
Would Carol be a good mother?

Let's see: An insane mass murderer who wants to destroy the world because she has daddy issues - what do you think?

She would make good breeding material, but I would keep any children away from her.

TechHater
TechHater

@Dreamworx
Until Tsubasa screams Kanade's name.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure
I like his breakfast tutorial where he burns bread in his toaster.
Delicious irony.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@TechHater
At which point Maria becomes even more fierce than they already were?

cum2soon
cum2soon

Who do you think wears the strap on? Shirabe or Kirika?

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
@eGremlin

What will happen first?
Tsubasa screaming Kanade's name or Maria screaming Serena's name?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@cum2soon
Serena

SniperWish
SniperWish

@cum2soon
Both on a different hole.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@cum2soon
They're too innocent to do these things, user.
Only fingers for the two of them.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@cum2soon
Shirabe, probably.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@cum2soon
Double-ended dildo.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Bidwell
At the same time. Then they'd both be sad and just spoon.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
Strap-ons are shit-tier.

@Crazy_Nice
This guy knows.

askme
askme

@cum2soon
I'm an expert at Sun and Moon symbolism.
And the moon tends to be lewder and the sun is retardedly pure.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Stupidasole
your favorite Geah will never put a strap-on and fuck you

WebTool
WebTool

@eGremlin
Or they'll just look at each other surprised and start laughing. Or Crying. Or both.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Bidwell

I could see that happening with Tsubasa, but I never got the sense that Maria was in love with Serena. It was more like sisterhood.

askme
askme

@askme
Shirabe's song is all about how she's hiding her true feelings, you might be on to something.

@DeathDog
I know, I wasn't being serious with that one.

massdebater
massdebater

@DeathDog
It doesn't take very much to get Maria to shout Serena's name.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@askme
Kirika can't be pure; she's the gayer one between the two of them.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@DeathDog
Serena's name is Maria's battlecry.
@massdebater
Mortified Serena in Valhalla is cute. Everytime Maria calls her name she hears it and gets embarrassed.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
@viagrandad
Gungnir-02 (Production Model)

Why does an Evangelion-Symphogear crossover/mashup sound like it would work so well?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

DEAR SATELIGHT,

PLEASE FIX HIBIKI

WITH LOVE

EVERYONE

Inmate
Inmate

@Fuzzy_Logic
She's fine as she is, fag.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@SniperGod
Tsubasa. She'll be the husband.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Fuzzy_Logic
They should just focus on other characters instead. Her problem lasting the entire season while everyone else merely gets a standard issue episode is hurting GX.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@LuckyDusty
Kirika is definitely gayer, she's just too retarded to know what to do.

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