JoJo Thread

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TurtleCat
You forgot the pastebin.

First for family time fanart is best fanart.
http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi

Emberfire
Emberfire

@King_Martha
Is that meant to be Giorno? He's 120 years too late for that, I think.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
Is that meant to be Giorno?
GiorNO it isn't.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
Fuck, I knew I was leaving out something.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@MPmaster
It says Giorno in the picture, so it is him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Gay Priest will not be arriving today.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@BinaryMan
I thought it was George, shit.

FastChef
FastChef

@w8t4u
First time JoJo thread maker just some advice always remember the pastebin, a topic would be nice and by the time I post this Gay Priest will have arrived.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Ignoramus
Is this enough to stop him?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Methnerd
Jorge wasn't that moe.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Requesting the tusk act 4 gif with the glaring eyes

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@FastChef
Thanks for the tips, lad

Also, it seems as though Gay Priest has already been stopped...

FastChef
FastChef

Please no more fanfiction talk.

I don't get how people still have the balls to fucking mention that crap on Sheeky Forums. I thought our reviling of it was pretty notorious.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@FastChef
Also, don't do "____ edition" shit. The mods tend to delete threads that do things like that, but we're lucky they didn't do it for the last thread.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

For real though.
Why's there no good P5 translation when, as far as I can see, every other part is done and dusted?

Firespawn
Firespawn

@Ignoramus
YOU THINK THAT'LL WORK?
https://youtu.be/rIRVtoe0Os4

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@FastChef
Also no bringing up Fujoshis. I've realized I've been shitting up these threads with my no fun allowed shit, and this thread has been going well so far.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
10/10

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@kizzmybutt
Nobody wants to do it. JoJo Project don't want to hurt sales (not going to go into why that's so stupid), but JJCA have been doing it at a good pace so far at around 2 chapters a fortnight.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Funny Valentine has the protection of the holy corpse. All bad fortune in this thread will be redirected to Gay Priest.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Holy fuck part 5 was boring.
Please tell me 6 is better.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@TurtleCat
>tfw everytime I see docs edits, it makes me sad cause he's going back to school soon

eGremlin
eGremlin

@iluvmen
It's more balls to the wall, but it's still not amazing. Part 7 is brilliant, so you'll have to pull through 6 before you get to it.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@iluvmen
I thought Part 6 was worse. Part 5 was slightly better than Part 3. Still nothing compared to Part 7.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@iluvmen
Spoilers.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Demolition D is a fan of JoJo and probably posts in these threads.

https://youtu.be/JkPr8Ik8dlE?t=34s

That's pretty cool.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@King_Martha
Basically everyone dies

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
It's probably Giorno before his hair turned blonde, when he was Haruno Shiobana

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@AwesomeTucker
You're not hurting Gay Priest, Valentine.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Evil_kitten
basically not really.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Evil_kitten
It was only Jolyne, Jotaro, Weather, Ermes, and Anasui that died.

Inmate
Inmate

@AwesomeTucker
Would be even cooler if he kept up with his seasonal first impression vids.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@BlogWobbles
Only Jolyne, Jotaro, Weather, Ermes, Anasui and the entire human race bar one.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Burnblaze
the entire human race bar one.
You don't know how MiH works. Why would Emporio be immune from dying?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@SomethingNew
Johnny plz go.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@AwesomeTucker
Demo is probably the only youtuber I could point at and say I don't hate, I wish he made more videos though.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Burnblaze
and the entire human race bar one.
Read the fucking manga

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@BlogWobbles
you forgot FF, which adds up to the entire main cast but emporio

Lunatick
Lunatick

@AwesomeTucker
What part?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Crazy_Nice
Oh, yeah. I wonder if she was replaced when the universe reset. If Weather was, why couldn't she? I guess it would just be another rouge Stand.

askme
askme

@TurtleCat
It was a reset, all the originals are dead. They have similar appearances and names but they are fucking dead. Expect Polnareff he is dead and a turtle.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Lunatick
He mentions it 0:34 seconds in.

Inmate
Inmate

@askme
No, they're not. Only the main cast were killed by MiH, so only they were replaced. This is even mentioned when the guards all appear naked, since they survived the reset. Polnareff would be the same, unless Giorno fucked up and took the key out of the Turtle and sit his soul free.

idontknow
idontknow

@askme
The only people who are gone are the ones who were dead when MiH happened.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Emberburn
That's wonderful.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Johnny was buried in Morioh
Things buried with the wall eyes can possibly get fused together and come to life
Only Johnny's head was crushed, not the rest of his body

FastChef
FastChef

If he isn't in EOH I'll be pissed.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@FastChef
Pretty sure he's already confirmed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@FastChef
He was one of the characters revealed first.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
@BinaryMan
Really? That's fucking fantastic news. I just hope neither of you are fucking with me.

Evilember
Evilember

New season when.

TechHater
TechHater

Your favorite character is now the main villain of your least favorite part.

Does it change anything?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@cum2soon
they are__

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@cum2soon
He was in the first demo, you super retard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jdqywAQ3DQ

@Evilember
1993
There's a weird thing called a "Manga"

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef
He was first revealed with Stroheim.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@cum2soon
Diego's in. So are Speedwagon and Petshop. N'Doul got in too.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@TechHater
So part 1 Dio is the villain of part 3?

He loses even quicker.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@TechHater
Funny Valentine runs a Prison

idontknow
idontknow

@TechHater
DIO as the villain of Part 5.

This would work so fucking well.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Hand Fetishist is here now.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater
Johnathan is the villain of part 6
I'd read that shit in a heart beat.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TechHater
Yoshikage Kira Runs Passione
I really want Gangster Kira to be a thing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@TechHater
Pucci in part 2
Does he inherit Kars's harem of slightly homoerotic pillar men?

w8t4u
w8t4u

@TechHater
Kira is the villain of Part 1
I wonder what kind of bullshit would Jonathan pull to win.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@viagrandad
Of course he does. But he tells them to stop wearing such skimpy outfits. Only the pure recieve the love and blessing of lord DIO.

Spamalot
Spamalot

If Dio stole Erina's first kiss, who stole Dio's first kiss?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Spamalot
his father.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Spamalot
KONO ERINA DA

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TechHater
But why would Giorno go after Pucci

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Josuke was the villian of Part 4

Methnerd
Methnerd

@CodeBuns
Kira please, I know you have no weakness, but please.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@viagrandad

slightly homoerotic

RumChicken
RumChicken

@PurpleCharger
the whole DIO/Gravity thing. right iirc that was a sort of plot hole in part 6 with giorno.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Spamalot
Vanilla Ice

FastChef
FastChef

@CodeBuns
Frequently beats the shit out of people and lets his friends get injured because he can just fix them later
Gets his grandpa killed
Turns a man into a living statue causing him to suffer an entirety of pain and suffering for killing his grandpa
Can't save the Nijimura who isn't retarded
Spares the retard to laugh at him behind his back
Doesn't help Koichi fight the creepy lock guy who would have probably「 guilted」 Koichi's mom into fucking him
Destroys Surface (which should have totally killed the user), lets creepy dude get raped and beaten by bikers, and doesn't fix him
Gets in the way of true love
Causes Koichi to be kidnapped by a crazy bitch
Doesn't appreciate Italian cuisine
Is a dick to Rohan
Gets Fatty killed
Steals two cellphones, a motorbike and causes the Japanese stock market crash
Gets Kira (who just wanted to live a quiet life TWICE) killed
Doesn't find a way to stop Superfly (The most villainous thing to ever exist that would end up generating the highest body count in the entire series)
I agree

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@FastChef
You forgot about his hair.

girlDog
girlDog

@FastChef

could have fixed yuya instead of bullying him into leaving people alone
fixes him and then beats him up.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@FastChef
Fuck off, Rohan.

SniperWish
SniperWish

To that guy waiting for Naked Silver, doubt you're still here but... here it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZBXOmyyLdA

Here's the other's I've already done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwNjSwZD8e8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ZW05eOwe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooQaUmC0gKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4OYH2Cs7Ms

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Uncle Josuke not showing up for part VI was probably the biggest disappointment in this series.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

So I'm like 13 episodes into the Part 3 anime and I just have two questions:

Is this entire part just villain of the week? And is the rest of the series like this if so? I don't know if I will continue if it is.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BinaryMan
Seriously the amount of cameo potential in part 6 was high and akari didn't do it.
@BinaryMan
doesn't know Jojo isn't stand of the week format.
yeah it stays that way.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Deadlyinx
Part 2 was so good though why the hell did they switch to this shitty villain of the week format?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
So I'm like 13 episodes into the Part 3 anime and I just have two questions:
GET OUT QUICKLY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SPOILED FOR FUN.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Deadlyinx
not even one panel of Giorno arriving in Florida
I think Araki just forgot about him.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@BinaryMan
Yeah it stay that way, now leave the fucking series pls

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@CodeBuns
Because the point is flying over your head. The format has changed, it's about characters and interesting fights.

Firespawn
Firespawn

@BinaryMan
Iggy dies
Abdul dies
Kakyoin dies
Shigechi dies
Fugo leaves
Bruno dies
Abbachio dies
Narancia dies
Polnareff becomes a turtle
Diavolo gets stuck in an eternal death loop where he experiences death, but never actually dies
Foo Fighters dies
Weather Report dies
Annasui, Hermes, Jotaro and Jolyne all die when Enrico Pucci achieves Heaven and resets the universe.
Pucci is killed by Emporio who is the only one to survive the reset
Mountain Tim dies
Diego Brando dies
Hot Pants dies
Gyro Zeppelli dies
Alternate universe Diego dies
Johnny dies ten years after Steel Ball Run, sacrificing his life to save his sons from a fatal illness which plagues the Higashikata family he married into
Josuke Higashikata IS Kira Yoshikage as well as someone else, as the Wall Eyes combined their bodies into one.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@CodeBuns
Hamon while interesting wouldn't be as interesting as stands or keep it interesting 30+ years later.

Part 3 is the first part to do stands so thats why its a little tiresome at times. Part 4 is really good. Part 5 is like part 3 but better with the stand of the week.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@BinaryMan
@Boy_vs_Girl
@Firespawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7xPadAfwiw

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Firespawn
Every fucking time.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Remind me, when will be released the last sc bd?

girlDog
girlDog

@VisualMaster
Read the pastebin.

First fucking link.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@ZeroReborn
I don't have a problem with the Stand concept. I just like Part 1 and 2 focused on 1-3 villains rather than a new one every week.

Makes it feel very episodic which I don't like.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

in the middle of fighting Killer Queen lite
More concerned with fixing his legs

God damn Johnny, calm down.

SniperWish
SniperWish

>>130196607
Diavolo getting Rekt by ZA WARUDO

RavySnake
RavySnake

>>130196607
Polnareff and DIO become bros

Emberfire
Emberfire

How do you guys feel about the dub?
I really wish they didn't take away URYYYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o86qJLfQBe0

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

All right stop, disintegrate and listen
Ice is back with my stand's new invention
Something grabs a hold of you tightly
Flown' through space, daily and nightly
Will time ever stop? Yo, Dio knows!
Turn on the sand, And I'll show.
To the extreme I kick a dog like a vandal
Light up my stand, Bite pols' sword off at the handle.

Ice ice baby, Vanilllllaaaaaa Ice ice baby.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Emberfire
absolute trash with no redeeming features, dubs should stop being a thing as long as the same people are running them. They should all be made to redo voice-acting school, and then have the same people who hated their shit before judge whether they get to graduate. if they do pass they should go out into the grueling world and find work for themselves and still stop doing dubs.

w8t4u
w8t4u

>>130196607
Diavolo getting Rekt by ZA WARUDO
like that would happen

askme
askme

out of context jojo where

Emberfire
Emberfire

There really aren't enough Jojo doujins, both h and non-h.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Ignoramus
that typeset job is Better than any in Jojo part 4.

That's actually really sad

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberfire
Seitz is a surprisingly amazing Dio.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

>>130196607
diavolo would decapitate then smash his head in one move.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@StrangeWizard
You did read the good translation, right?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@BunnyJinx
What would George's stand be

Skullbone
Skullbone

hundreds of people die normally every minute
somehow only 5 people died throughout the entire MiH arc

Methshot
Methshot

@Skullbone
Stranger things have happened.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Skullbone
you're stupid, hundreds of people died every minute there too. So it's 5+100 :^)

Supergrass
Supergrass

@askme
doc has a folder.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Reminder.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Emberfire

do you live under a rock? jojo has hundreds of doujins.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@SniperWish
i actually am still here
thanks man, gonna watch it now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Snarelure
You better have some context for that image user, I don't understand what the fuck is going on

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Harmless_Venom
It's Jorge Joestar.
The closest thing to the Necronomicon this world can offer.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Snarelure
Kira was a badass in Jorge Joestar.
Fucks with Lisa Lisa
Is a Spin master
Had Killer Queen
was able to kill Lisa Lisa without his stand just using a rope and the spin

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Snarelure
I dont even know what to think about the Jorge novels after reading so much about them, but picturing Kira excited using spin to jump into people is the best mental image i've had in a long time.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You learn that your Stand is The World. What are some of the things you use it for?
Note: you have a short cooldown period (say 3 minutes) any time you use it and have to yell "Za Warudo!" whenever you do.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Evil_kitten
real life time stop porn

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
Run around town touching girls private parts fast without them knowing!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@MPmaster
He's also pretty fucking happy the entire time he's Spinmaster Kira, he fucking cackles so hard his inner monologue mentions he can't breathe and that it physically hurts cackling so much. Later on, he somehow manages to dodge KC's attack with Spin.

I need to update the Jorge pastebin, but fuck I'm lazy.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TurtleCat
everyone hjere is a weeb

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Evil_kitten
how long do I get to use The world? 5 seconds, 10 seconds, or longer if i train?

if I could use the world I'd just move crap around or do stupid pranks

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
Make money off of being a magician.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Evil_kitten
I'd use it primarily for fucking with people.
Tying people's shoelaces together, sticking eggs in their pants, turning them upsidown, making them pick their nose, pulling down people's pants, making two strangers kiss, nothing too big.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
you don't have to yell "the world" to use the time stop, and the cool down isn't 3 minutes. It's maybe a 10 second cool down or less in the manga.

and the only thing i'd do is cum inside the unsuspecting, then not take responsibility!

DeathDog
DeathDog

@lostmypassword
Uhh, I don't think that's how you green text.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Spazyfool
Spinmaster Kira sounds like the greatest thing ever

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
The One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge, obviously.

http://web.randi.org/the-million-dollar-challenge.html

Methshot
Methshot

@DeathDog
It's 4:39 am, I realized my mistake right after posting it, I forgot to press enter before typing "Nothing too big".
My bad.

Flameblow
Flameblow

@AwesomeTucker
outing yourself to the world
do you actually think a mere 1million is worth revealing your stand?

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evil_kitten
I'd like to get in a fight with someone while using The World to see their reaction.

The cool down for The World is like five seconds, though.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Evil_kitten
To be clear, I spend a lot of time day dreaming about having 「THE WORLD」it's unhealthy.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@eGremlin
Well, then you're lucky since he survives the adventure scotch free. (Although his waifu is revived and taken away from him), and foreshadowed to be the primary villain of a possible sequel.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Evil_kitten
I'll make people think I can do miracles. Such as shooting a gun and catching the bullet. Undressing a girl etc.

Then I'll make people believe everyone can manifest their desire with enough willpower and training, and screaming "THE WORLD" is part of it.

As time passes people start thinking it's true, lots and lots of people try and you'll see people screaming Za warudo for anything they want achieved. Always looking like retards in the process. With enough luck it'll become engraved in every language in the world and I'll manage to troll generations of people into believing they can get godlike powers like DIO's.

Maybe I'll have the truth be kept by people who can keep a secret. That way there's always be at least one person laughing at the others and how gullible they are.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evil_kitten
Try my best to not show it off as much as possible, I don't want to be hunted down by the government by having a superpower.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Emberfire
simbly ebin

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Emberfire
Tricking the general populace into a cult that involves you fucking with them.
Brutal.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Uncensored part 3 when?
Part 1 and 2 dubs when?

TechHater
TechHater

@New_Cliche
Well when I have time to lose I also think of bullshit OP powers like that. Well mostly how to beat them using normal means.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Poor Diavolo

idontknow
idontknow

@DeathDog
Uncensored part 3 when?
Most of the BDs are out just not ripped yet, the last BD is next month.

Part 1 and 2 dubs when?
Once again, also not ripped, the only place that actually has it uploaded is kissnanime, but they only have a couple episodes.

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
I think he was freed from the cycle of eternal death by gay priest.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Playboyize
why on earth would you think that?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@PurpleCharger
Don't do drugs, kids.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@PurpleCharger
He really didn't deserve that harsh of a fate. Should've happened to Cioccolata.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow

Thanks for the info, user.

WebTool
WebTool

@PurpleCharger
bullying a helpless man to beyond death
Giorno is true evil

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@DeathDog
Dubs are out now digitally, physically on September 22nd. Kissanime has up to episode 7 uploaded, though.

In my opinion, it's good in a campy sense. I like the fake accents, but I also like shitty B movies, so take that as you will.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Snarelure
Consider the fact that Kira was also dragged down to hell by the hands, he'll suffer a similar fate for all of eternity suffering.
At least Diovolo has the possibility of having pleasurable deaths, since they are infinite possibilities.

5mileys
5mileys

HOTPANTS
O
T
P
A
N
T
S

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@happy_sad
Dragged to hell
Did you read Dead Man's Questions? He became a ghost.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So... any word on part 4 being adapted to the anime?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@BunnyJinx
Anime
They'll be made into separate movies, mark my words.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
Johnny is the villain of Part 4.
Reminds me of a video someone did of All-Star Battle where they notice Crazy Diamond's attack heals Johnny's legs, then beat him so bad he was crippled again.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Sharpcharm
Is Dead Man's Questions even canon? I know it was written by Hirohiko Araki but it still dosen't tie in with what we're told in part 4. That Kira was dragged to hell by the hands, and if it's canon, how did he escape hell as a ghost?

FastChef
FastChef

mfw Papenbrook is actually good as Caesar

That was unexpected. So he actually can do more than one voice.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Didn't Rohan just fucking ignore Made in Heaven?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Joseph is best Jojo. That is all.
Part 2 is the best part and stands are shit.
Good day.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Evil_kitten
Fuck the time bullshit, I'd use my invisible ten-meter range to pants anyone I can. Man, woman, NOBODY IS SAFE!!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Evil_kitten
They only mentioned that he was able to keep up with his deadlines even when a day was going past in an instant. Haven't heard anything other than that.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Firespawn
I've been waiting so long for this Jontron joke

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TechHater
Josuke as the villain of Part V
"You're going to Italy, Koichi? I knew an Italian guy once. Made me clean his kitchen for being suspicious of him for good reason. Fuckin' asshole. You know what, I'm coming with you to teach his homeland a lesson!"

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evil_kitten
He was working so hard on his newest manga that he didn't even notice it happening.
@King_Martha
Araki loves Kira. I guess it's canon. Maybe his hell is that he's wandering the earth forever as a lost soul?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@PurpleCharger
Jontron
Soiled it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@King_Martha
He said in the last second before his death "please forgive me Jesus Christ!" so god transform him in a ghost instead of send him to hell

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@TechHater
Jonathan as the baddy of part 8. I can dig it.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

download the second Eyes of Heaven demo
its just as bad as the first
I don't know what I expected...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Thinking of getting the PS1 Jojo game for my collection, is it worth getting? I hear it's kinda pricey.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@iluvmen
It get's worse but at least you have F.F. and Weather Repo- oh wait nevermind

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@New_Cliche
they caught that on film?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@TechHater
Very Very old Oldseph in part 3
Now, that's not even fair, that's just fucking cruel.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@New_Cliche
Being Diavolo is suffering

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
I'm laughing so hard my sides genuinely hurt

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Methnerd
F.F. was too pure for this world.

TechHater
TechHater

@FastChef
i really wish i could agree but all i hear is a damn mexican

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

NEW HETERO JOJO DOUJIN
]http://exhentai.org/g/848132/6fedbc62d1/
And the porn is 2 pages long

viagrandad
viagrandad

@CodeBuns
That's a sample you illiterate fuck.

idontknow
idontknow

@Skullbone
It's ok user, It's drinking sea water in a better place

SniperGod
SniperGod

@CodeBuns
Character: dio brando

SniperWish
SniperWish

Just finished watching Stardust Crusaders a few days ago, have moved on to reading Diamond is Unbreakable

Glad Dio got what he fucking deserved in the end.

girlDog
girlDog

@New_Cliche
Shame, if it were part 4 he could actually beat them.

TechHater
TechHater

You guys think the Spin will come back?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
HETERO JOJO DOUJIN
YOU LYING SHIT, THIS IS GENDERBENDER TRASH.

girlDog
girlDog

@TechHater
did Hamon?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Emberburn
Well no one could get Stands, so it'd just be Oldseph without Hermit Purple. Pretty tough call who would win actually, I'd say Joseph just because he's wily ol Joseph and can pull some tricks out of his ass, and when he was young before he had Hamon training he's beaten a vampire about as powerful as Dio Brando.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@New_Cliche
gold experience requiem.gif

Not being able to recognize Ticket to Ride.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
Joseph is now stone oceans villain

wow this actually sounds promising

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CodeBuns
Another gender bender. How rare.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@TechHater

Joseph is Jojolion's Villain

oh, okay.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TechHater
Gappy kiiiiind of has it, what with his friction taking move

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@SniperWish
wait till you get to part 6 kek

Skullbone
Skullbone

there are at least 36 different versions of Kars residing on planet Mars in Jorge

W-what do they do up there?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@Skullbone
Pose.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Skullbone
They certainly aren't fucking, since sex is useless.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Gigastrength
???
Not him, but Dio doesn't make a full return, just in some flashbacks and a bone.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Suppose all the stands in Part 3 that were tarot/Egyptian god references become music references like the rest of the series. What would they be called? I feel renaming The World to Time Stand Still would be too obvious

Lunatick
Lunatick

ゴゴゴゴゴゴ

King_Martha
King_Martha

Guys, since all JoJo characters get more OP at the end, I have already figured out Soft & Wets.

Removing "death" from corpses.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Skullbone
One of them gets a stand that allows him to steal other stands, so he steals Killer Queen from Kira.

likme
likme

@Emberfire

They better get the test dub actors back for part 3 or I'll throw a fucking fit.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Need_TLC
I implied that he would help someone else who would in turn cause the worse thing to ever happen to the joestars.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Skullbone
Isn't it obvious?

Squirrel cage fights.

Or leg guitar sessions.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@kizzmybutt
@CouchChiller
It's being done by the team that retranslated part 4
and now in 24 great smelling colors

King_Martha
King_Martha

Gay priest is here now.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
Powerlevel competitions considering all their Stands are Ultimate Requiems.

askme
askme

@Lunatick
Didn't Pucci_after.png change or something?
I remember Pucci posters being mad about that.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@King_Martha
Gappy can remove the concept of death
Gappy can remove the concept of life
Gappy can remove souls from a body
Gappy can remove gravity from an object
Gappy can remove density, reducing anything to a pile of atoms
Gappy can remove and add atoms and create anything
Gappy can remove the concept of aging
Gappy can become a god
Removing "Death" is a slippery slope into becoming the most overpowered JoJo.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Evil_kitten

1. Use it for Self Defense
2. Use it for menial every day activities, i.e. helping me lift things, do laundry, etc.
3. Stop time whenever conveient to me, or whenever I want to have some fun/steal something/ do any thing illegal and not get in trouble for it.
4.Use it to jerk off
5. Use it whenever I need to do precise actions or beat the shit out of something.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Firespawn
lel

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberburn
add into that removing one half of the combined character and yeah he's god

King_Martha
King_Martha

@King_Martha
Middle aged Jotaro is here now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbxOXSujwu0

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't give a shit about his power, what the fuck kind of face is this, seriously, I already caught up to Jojolion but this fucker's face keeps hunting me, the hell kind of expression is this, what the fuck was Araki thinking?

WebTool
WebTool

@Skullbone
This.
https://youtu.be/vZiBPeQb_lg

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Methnerd

That chick is pretty hot. Can't wait to get to part 8.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@King_Martha
family guy

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
AAARRRGGGGHHH I'M REALLY ANGRY
I'm angry too, I guess

5mileys
5mileys

@TechHater
Kakyoin is the new Diavolo.

Kakyoin makes a lot more logical decisions than Diavolo and doesn't bother to kill Trish because she doesn't have any worthwhile information to share about his identity. Kakyoin might not even need to hide his identity, he would deal his drug trade with diplomacy and bribes, might even have a high standing in Italian politics. Giorno might still want to kill him tho, and Kakyoin might be a clever fighter with a versatile Stand, but he wouldn't be able to compete with the sheer asspulling that is Giorno. Sticky Fingers vs Heirophant Green would be a really cool fight tho.

Heirophant Green Requiem would be on another level if it happened tho.

massdebater
massdebater

@Sharpcharm
top tier stand, very creative ability and design.

WebTool
WebTool

@Sharpcharm
this fucker's face keeps hunting me
Working as intended.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
Pure Rage.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Sharpcharm
King Crimson is awesome.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@CodeBuns
Genderbent Joseph

It's hot, but Cesear being dead and all, I feel kind of bad about this boner...

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Raving_Cute
The World could become Mad World. Actually, I wouldn't mind the big bad of part 8 to have a stand with that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Clash of Champions.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@StonedTime
link if you dont mind me asking?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@RavySnake

That would be fucking retarded.

Evilember
Evilember

Maybe I'm just retarded, but can someone explain this joke to me?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
420
I don't have the explanation image on me. Someone else will post it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Evilember
He's making 4-2-0 with his hands.
Shi (Four)
Tsuu (Two)
Rei (Zero)
Shitsurei=Excuse me

Literally 420 blaze it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Reminder that everyone in the entire series is better at fighting than Abbachio. Didn't win a single fight and was a dick to Giorno for no reason.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@TreeEater
no dignity

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
So why does Gyro only teach Johnny more about the spin when they're about to die? It seemed kinda like they had plenty of time before each of those events to teach Johnny the next step in mastering the spin

also how bad are all the other fucking racers?

Yeah sure we'll get off our horses and hang out with people
oh hey we need to go off course a bit
oh look we still got 2nd/3rd place

Inmate
Inmate

@TreeEater
Reminds me of another comic that mentioned an old-fashioned gag of texting with pagers.

4649.

19-19-19-19!!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Inmate
Further explanation needed

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Soft_member

Probably because it's his family technique and he doesn't want to give it out to someone who isn't family. Most times he teaches a new lesson is because it's the only way to survive the situation they're in. The last lesson is different however. He knows that he is going to die and he has become so close with Johnny that he wants to pass the secrets of spin to johnny before he dies.

FastChef
FastChef

@TalkBomber
Well look at his stand, its fucking useless for fighting.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@kizzmybutt
4-6-4-9 = "Yo-ro-shi-ku" = "Yoroshiku" = "Nice to meet you".

I'm not telling you the other one.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@King_Martha
First for family time fanart is best fanart.
You are correct.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@w8t4u
She later grew up to get caught masturbating in prison.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Why is he so beautiful?

takes2long
takes2long

Akira Otoishi was great. I don't know why he doesn't have fans.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
he's literally perfect, i would suck his dick

Soft_member
Soft_member

@LuckyDusty
All around me are familiar faces
Tsurugi's same-face stand

Worn out places, worn out faces
Wall-eyes

Bright and early for their daily races
SBR

girlDog
girlDog

@Emberfire
There really aren't enough "Disgusting bastard Dio" doujins.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@girlDog
I wish Speedwagon would narrate every doujin, that was fucking funny

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@TurtleCat
So can someone explain the ending of jorge joestar to me?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Wow, last chapter was amazing.

Not only did we get an exposition bomb but also the fight got wrapped up fast and it was pretty good.

So now it's pretty much a given a stone man killed Johnny?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Fuzzy_Logic
anyone willing to take a guess on what the King's ability is?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

It's been a while since this was posted, are you ready for more loli Jolyne antics?

viagrandad
viagrandad

@Spazyfool
It goes fast

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Time to post your favorite JoJo pages, faggots

Soft_member
Soft_member

jojo is gay

askme
askme

@Sharpcharm
the feels man

Skullbone
Skullbone

@askme
He probably disowned Johnny again when he lost.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Crazy_Nice
1 - 9 - 1 - 9 = ii ku ii ku ii ku ii ku?

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
What is the ending anyway? Most of us don't know how to read moonrunes.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@VisualMaster
@kizzmybutt
@Stark_Naked
@Techpill
@Lord_Tryzalot
What the fuck, why am I seriously unnerved right now?

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Spazyfool
intense molecular vibration ("speed"), causing heat, which he used for the beetle fight

prepare yourself for Araki physics

RumChicken
RumChicken

@BunnyJinx
From what i could tell, the world was reset until Jotaro and gang finally beat Pucci at the end of part 6. Than everything went back to normal

@Sharpcharm

StonedTime
StonedTime

@VisualMaster
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH

Illusionz
Illusionz

@VisualMaster
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
But I don't think that would happen, it was confirmed Kakyoin was going to die anyway even if Dio killed him in his fight with Jotaro.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@VisualMaster
That's not how I thought this was going to go down.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Sharpcharm
Based DUWANG

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
You have good taste.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Techpill
@Stark_Naked
@kizzmybutt
@VisualMaster
I was not expecting that. I was expecting something like that one comic that implies Jonathan becomes Jotaro's stand. Just kakyoin becoming stone free or something.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@likme
Without a doubt, having Epcar as oldseph at the end of 2 is a give away. Hopefully they take away the British accent like they did in the test dub though

Techpill
Techpill

@Booteefool
I have a pretty basic understanding myself, probably better to look up a plot summary since i'm likely not good enough to explain it anyway

Methshot
Methshot

@Lord_Tryzalot
@Techpill
@Stark_Naked
@kizzmybutt
@VisualMaster
Uhh, what the fuck is going on here?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@w8t4u
did she dressed like that?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Methshot
K came to fuck Jolyne's mom.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Methshot
Some theory about Death13 or some other stand I know nothing about impersonating kakyoin or some shit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@iluvmen
So do you.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Fried_Sushi
omg that face

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lunatick
Fuck off.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@TreeEater
I really wanna hear more about this because this is interesting. Stone Free and Emerald Splash have very mild similarites.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@hairygrape

The "HOLLY! Out of my way." always gets me

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Raving_Cute
Maybe The World could have been Holy Diver. Might as well make as many references to DIO as possible.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@VisualMaster
Holy fuck I legit got a chill from my spine after seeing this.

What.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Reminder that he did nothing wrong and Johnny and Gyro are filthy terrorists.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Raving_Cute
he was a heartless monster, and if you appreciate his philosophy you're literally a communist.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Firespawn
Gyro please leave.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Does anyone have that one video that narrates a fanfiction where Jotaro takes a shit and it's chef boyardee ravioli?

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Sharpcharm

1/2

likme
likme

Why doesn't Tumblr hate JoJo? Stone Ocean is extremely homophobic - they chase after and try to kill a dark-skinned homosexual priest who was just trying to go to Heaven to be with his dead bf.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur

I lied.

2/3

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@likme
but it has a female protagonist so that means its okay

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Dio is perfect.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@likme
They hate Pucci for killing their waifu.
Their obviously black lesbian waifu.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@haveahappyday
does you have the "flight attendant" comic?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You will never have bro as loyal as Speedwagon

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Harmless_Venom
S-Speedwagon, pls

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Not on hand, sorry user.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Gigastrength
this is how gold experience would get rid of a body.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Kissanime went down just as I was going to watch the dub finale of Phantom Blood
SORRY GUYS THE SITE WILL BE BACK IN 15 TO 30 DAYS

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Bidwell
worst fanbase

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Bidwell
Streaming anime
EAT SHIT.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Where did Giorno get the photo of DIO?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@VisualMaster
If you have another place I can watch the dub I would be very happy if you could share it with me, friendly stranger

Nojokur
Nojokur

@LuckyDusty
wanting to watch the dub
you got what was coming to you

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Burnblaze
he has connections
though maybe his mom kept a memento of the immortal vampire she fucked

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Burnblaze
Maybe his mother got it after she fucked him.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Bidwell
That's what you get for streaming, faggot.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@LuckyDusty
Is it not on Crunchyroll?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Burnblaze
He hands one out to every person he meets.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@Burnblaze
Mommy

girlDog
girlDog

@hairygrape
@Bidwell
DIO gives all people who survived sex with him his photo as a reward
While this is the most plausible answer, I like to think Dio actually took care of Haru before he died and gave him the photo. And I think it's cute Gio takes it with him everywhere. I mean, he was the only one out of Dio's 4 sons that knew he was his father.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@BlogWobbles
this is the only answer that makes sense

TechHater
TechHater

@Carnalpleasure
i wish more of these settled on either the doppio or diavolo incarnation, instead of having two people.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@CouchChiller
Daddy

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
DIO never gave a shit about any of his kids.

massdebater
massdebater

@TechHater
but they are two people

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
It's just speculation, plus you can't canonically prove that he didn't know of their existence.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm reading Jojolion for the first time and this scene just killed me.

Yo, here's your fucking shit

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@massdebater
there's only one body is my point

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
It's not even out yet, official release is September 22. Kissanime was streaming gradual leaks of it.

@Nojokur
Not wanting to watch the dub
Jonathan and Stroheim are voiced like shit but everyone else is great, especially Dio and Joseph. It's quite fun, although one line was so retarded it made me laugh IRL.

HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FILTHY HAMON! MORE DISGUSTING THAN FROG URINE!
That seems weirdly specific, Dio. Almost like a frog peed in your mouth.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

so let me get this straight...pucci is dio?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Fried_Sushi
no, he's just got a little part of DIO inside him

@Spazyfool
sounds stupid

DeathDog
DeathDog

I wouldn't mind fucking Josuke in the ass.

5mileys
5mileys

@DeathDog
I wouldn't mind Josuke fucking me in the ass.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Fried_Sushi
I realised I don't even have a smug JoJo reaction image. So have this Narancia instead.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@DeathDog
I want Crazy Diamond to dorara my ass

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@5mileys
jousuke probably fixes a girls hymen after he takes her virginity just so he can take it again.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@TreeEater
Narancia best girl

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Sharpcharm
We'll never know if he knew or not because he died before Araki thought of them, but it's pretty stupid to think that Dio would care about anyone other than himself or be patient enough to look after a child for more than a minute.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Fried_Sushi
is kira trying to lick off the dust but accidentally bites it?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@DeathDog
I wouldnt if his hair wasnt so god awful

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Carnalpleasure
you

w8t4u
w8t4u

Did Pucci receive the will of the Brandos?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Crazy_Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6WEXvwGREo

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Diavolo would have won if it wasn't for Bruno because no one would know what KC/Boss were
like seriously how did bruno "survive" giant hole through him and then get cut to pieces by KC? yeah when Giorno healed him and Bruno's "willpower" kept him going but shit man. Bet Diavolo was like "why won't this bastard die?"

happy_sad
happy_sad

@BinaryMan

One theory is that he "died" during erased time, so although he did die it didn't really happen and thus it ended up how it did.

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's bullshit how they beat vanilla ice tbh, i hate when "character flaw" defeats are done so poorly.

seeing as how tusk opens dimensional walls and can't be sent to other dimensions do you guys think he'll one hit vanilla?

@BinaryMan
died during erased time, his death never happened.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@happy_sad
@Methnerd
died during erased time
would Diavolo not know how his own fucking stand worked by then?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@BinaryMan
What's it with brojos and getting turned into fucking donuts?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@BlogWobbles
Until someone from the previous universes shows up I'm assuming everyone was kill for the new universe

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Deadlyinx
Emporio did.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Supergrass
have no clue, seems to be the most logical answer and rolling stone implies it has something to do with diavolo. it would also explain why he doesn't kill during erased time, even though he's totally capable of damaging stuff and severing hands while the ability is active.

he has fucked up loads of times due to misinterpreting his own prediction, so maybe he saw bruno struggling outside of erased time and thought "looks like he'll live" it's just my guess though

idontknow
idontknow

@Need_TLC
Because Araki

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@DeathDog
what is fucking someone in the ass like?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@AwesomeTucker
i heard its the same feeling like taking a nice shit

TechHater
TechHater

@BinaryMan
like seriously how did bruno "survive" giant hole through him and then get cut to pieces by KC?
Rolling Stones

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@w8t4u
He certainly received Dio's bone.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nude_Bikergirl
he's talking about giving it not taking it faggot

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
Rolling Stones
its a stone that rolls around

DeathDog
DeathDog

You ready to cringe like hell on earth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyqK4OuzlU

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@DeathDog
16:04:44
Posts Mista

Illusionz
Illusionz

In an alternate universe, there exists a Part 5 where Araki didnt completely drop Fugo out of the entire story

MPmaster
MPmaster

@idontknow
That girl is looking at Araki with something like disgust or fear.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Illusionz
I bet Narancia survived in that universe too.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@TechHater
Buccellati is Part 5's villain
How did that happen?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Could Boingo beat Pucci?

Flameblow
Flameblow

How do you pronounce Pucci? Is it 'push e'? Pookie? pussy? I don't know italian

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Flameblow
poo-chee

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Flameblow
Putchi

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Flameblow
Pu like put and chee. Pu-chee.

プッチ

MPmaster
MPmaster

@PurpleCharger
@Garbage Can Lid
@LuckyDusty
@CodeBuns
Thanks anons

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Deadlyinx

No you retard.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@TreeEater
Jojolion has a ton of smug Jojo panels.

idontknow
idontknow

@Evil_kitten
Generally fucking with people (ebin pranks, stealing GETs, etc)
Stealing the occasional thing
Use it to avoid conflict with people who try messing with me
Mundane nonsense such as heavy lifting

viagrandad
viagrandad

What would Shiki's stand be?

farquit
farquit

What would Matt Damon's Stand be?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What would you're waifu's stand be?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

What would moot's stand be?

cum2soon
cum2soon

What would Speedwagon's stand be?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Ignoramus
「I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE」
He puts people into Party Vans and then fucks them in the ass before taking them to the feds so they can be put in jail and fucked in the ass by niggers and Pucci

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@TurtleCat
Whitesnake.

idontknow
idontknow

@TurtleCat
「TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU」

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Ignoramus
「NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP」

A Stand that keeps him from leaving Sheeky Forums ;___;

massdebater
massdebater

r8 & h8, and no it ain't b8

4 > 2 > 8 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 7

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@cum2soon
「CRY BABY」

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@massdebater
5 > 7
absolutely disgusting.jpg

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@lostmypassword
underrated

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Illusionz
The worst part is that it was apparently because he was having some bad relationship bizzo, so he didn't want to deal wit friendship brakes like that. But I mean, it could have so easily put him back in as a villain again at any time when he was over it, or atleast give him some sought of closure with atleast a reference to what hes been doing the entire time (have it so that he helped polenarth at some point or something, I dont know). Its just silly.

It would have been a potentially great fight to, since the only time we saw him use his power, it was shown that it was probably the most powerful in the gang, at least in pure destructive capability (at the time of course), and would only be able to be beaten with some clever tactics.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Sharpcharm
@Lord_Tryzalot
@RumChicken
@Evil_kitten
@DeathDog
@Nojokur
@Skullbone
@Spazyfool

I love JoJo so much.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Spazyfool
You have to admit though, that bit was really weird for right after Diovolo fight... its like, if it was a chapter long it would be less strange, but i mean, Im pretty sure it lasted longer then the fight of Diovolo vs GioGio (ignoring the body switch part).

Its like he decided that that wasnt a good enough climax (it kind of wasnt) and decided to add something on at the end.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@RumChicken
the world was reset until Jotaro and gang finally beat Pucci at the end of part 6
Seriously? Does that mean the last chapter of part 6 isn't canon?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Bidwell

Do you really think Jorge shit is in any ways canon? Especially over an actual part?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@massdebater
7 in last
nice opinion
where did you find it
the trash

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Firespawn
Why is Paisley Park so erotic?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

which villain has the best pose? I'd say kira then Pucci/MiH pose.

King_Martha
King_Martha

I read a great theory somewhere that The Worlds power isnt actually the ability to control time, but infact the ability to copy the power of other JoJo's.

The theory stems from "The World"s tarot card meanings (Completion, integration, accomplishment, travel), whitch dont really sound like Dio, but do sound like Dio if you think of him as a combination of Dio and Johnathan as a body. So if we assume that the arrow creates the stand based on how the user is at the moment (so Dio is Dio/Johnathan) then it makes sense the stand would come from the both of them as one. Which explains the using the jojo's powers part of the theory.

And mainly, this theory is just explaining why somehow we see him using the Purple Hermit like stand earlier, and can also explain how its not an asspull for Jotaro to have the time stop ability (despite us never seeing another set of two almost identical stands), even if he didn't know it yet. Its possible that Dio didnt know that this was actually his power too, but when his stand was awakened, this was just the power he happened to discover.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Methnerd
Because its an over glorified GPS

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
Valentine's dojyaaa~nn

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@King_Martha

Possible I suppose. What is more confusing is how JoJo's have power stands but Joseph had hermit purple.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@King_Martha
So what, the JoJo's powers were awakened cause they're tied to The World? And the Flesh Buds are what Holly's stand was supposed to be instead of Vampire nonsense? Could he have gotten a Crazy Diamond or Stone Free like effect as well, had he not have been killed?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@massdebater
gr8 taste, m8
8 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 7 > 5 > 1 > 3

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@SniperWish
Possibly, that might also explain why despite the arrow hitting everyone everywhere in part 4, we dont see stands awakening in people not hit by the arrow and stuff (everyone parents).

I like that sub theory about the flesh bud too, since it fits how she was dying in a similar way to how the flesh bud apparently would over time (if a little faster, but we can assume its because of her weakness). plus, it adds a great level of quasi-creepiness that Kakyoin kind of had the hots for Holly after the bud was removed.

@Burnblaze
Honestly, I think Hermit Purple is a great stand, especially for Joseph... Part 2 Joseph. In Part 2 joseph used string with hamon quite alot and Hurmit purple would allow him to do it easily, and without a normal person being able to see it at all (and then transmit hamon through it), plus then, his information finding out powers would be great for his making up plans stuff, and fits well into his "i've planned ahead and know what your going to do" motif

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@BinaryMan
@Spazyfool
7 was slow and the Stands were boring

Only redeeming thing in it was Gyro

Bidwell
Bidwell

@TurtleCat
In terms of rating the endings for each part
2>6>1>3>4>5>7

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@JunkTop
3 hours later but I got you user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Bidwell

7>2>1>5 (rolling stone)>4>6>3

Supergrass
Supergrass

@BlogWobbles
Actually, why did Jolyne need a part of the arrow in part 6? maybe its possible that DIO's power only worked when he was alive and doesn't actually effect bloodlines, but just those of his bloodline while he was alive

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Bidwell
2
Best ending

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@BunnyJinx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9J-AYx68Mfk&list=LLW74cx5lltlhTB4HHh-XWDQ&index=10

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Nude_Bikergirl

just throw bubbles at it

purple haze btfo

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

New Dead Man's Questions when?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

What's the deal with artists drawing a heart at the end of Josuke's pomp?

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
pussy

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Boy_vs_Girl
I think the name of the PNG says it all.

But seriously, his motif had hearts and tumblr loves over stylizing and also veige homoerotic pairings

Emberfire
Emberfire

@farquit
lol

WebTool
WebTool

@BlogWobbles
Hamon
a Stand that can channel it
great planning
precognition

All a clever user who's great at misdirection. Hamon + Hermit Purple was the perfect powerset for Joseph. Too bad he didn't get enough fights to show its potential.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Teach me about all of the dank memes in jojo

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Spazyfool
The main cast of part 6 die except emporio.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Spazyfool
we need docs image then.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Sharpcharm
Trish and Mista make a great pairing

Lunatick
Lunatick

@farquit

doing god's work user, i salute you

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Nojokur
@Skullbone
@Spazyfool

Look at this shit. I still wonder why people hate part 5 so much.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Spazyfool
@lostmypassword
Gets me Every. Single. Time.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape

it was a disappointing part

for me, the story seemed like a good way to boost power levels without actually boosting the power levels, because you'd have team stand battles. i wanted crazy shit that wouldn't be so effective if they went against the gang by themselves, best example being grateful dead and beach boy.

it's not the messy story that made me annoyed at part 5, it's the missed opportunity because we only had 2 relevant tag team stand users

Green Day+Oasis
Grateful Dead+Beach Boy

Soft_member
Soft_member

@MPmaster
Talking Head + Clash

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Soft_member

let's face it

talking head was not a good choice.

it should've been a different stand

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

hand fetishist
defeated by The Hand
ghost caught by hands

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Evil_kitten
Talking Head is a good supporting stand.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Bidwell

no it isn't

since the only thing it can do is support

oasis is a good support stand

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Spazyfool
That was the joke
@Evil_kitten
As a team, ideally, you'de want something that created water or turned things into water.
Talking Heads would work better with someone that needs a specific place to kill. like Highway Star from Part 4.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@MPmaster
Implying this scene wasn't the funniest shit

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@ZeroReborn

I love how when you ask something on this thread there's always that one answer that makes sense the most.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@girlDog
source pls, I need to read this

farquit
farquit

@iluvmen
Paisley Park speaking with a sexy GPS voice
MY DICK

Methshot
Methshot

@SniperWish
Cool vids user

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Spazyfool

Protag's main stand power is to restore things
Main antag's main stand power is to erase things

It's like poetry.

Methshot
Methshot

@VisualMaster
Holy fucking shit I'm glad I didn't see this before going to sleep.

I'm scary?

TechHater
TechHater

Someone please post Swerve On A Nigga, Part 1.jpg
I am in dire need.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Carnalpleasure
I really think that the thing that made Part 4 so good is that he didn't decide to change things midway. Everything falls neatly into place for what Part 4 should be. Or at the very least, he did a better at at hiding it.

Part 3 and 5 have really obvious changes midway, that make it feel kind of awkward at times, and you can see the kind of rushed "oh... yeah" every here and there.

The only real big problem with part 4's plot is the obviously actually josuke in the flashback. But considering there is nothing in Part 4 that could possibly do that that we saw, I still think that Josuke was intended to make an appearance in Part 6 at some point.

(actually scratch that, crazy theory time: similar to how kira got Bites the Dust when using the arrow again, Josuke was going to do something similar and get a new power of his own, this one would allow him to reverse time by sending it back to its previous version. this may have been cut for reasons such as the editors not liking the idea, or araki noticing a problem that he had with it, like maybe he decided that that battle wouldnt work)

takes2long
takes2long

@w8t4u

The biggest flaw of part 4 is that, even though it's one of the longest parts, there were so many characters that you just wish got more fights. Okuyasu barely used The Hand outside of the occasional swipe to catch up to someone, Highway star only got one fight as a good guy and the alien only got a "fight" and a half really.

There were also a couple of unresolved plot lines such as Joseph never getting to say hi to Josuke's mother, the time travel thing you mentioned and Josuke never healing Okuyasu's father. It was also disappointing that nobody talked shit about Josuke's hair in the second half of the part (antagonist rohan being the last to do so) but at the end of the day they're only minor complaints.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
So, was Gio alive when DIO got stabbed?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Emberburn

Who knows. But he was at least alive to a certain capacity before Dio died.

Nojokur
Nojokur

@Spamalot
According to chapter 593, Gio was born in 1985. That made him roughly two years old when DIO died. He probably didn't get his power from the stand arrow as he was born after DIO got stabbed in '84 and it wouldn't make sense for him to suddenly get it and also a stand-fever like Josuke. IIRC the manga said his stand formed later.. So it could be that it was a bloodline thing in that respect, or maybe he did get a fever but it wasn't mentioned because Araki thought it wasn't important or perhaps because his parents didn't give a shit.

Methshot
Methshot

@Nojokur

His stand didn't form until later but it still existed within him for probably his entire life.

I'm going off the part where he is a child and he unconsciously grows the grass surrounding the wounded man to hide him, which takes place long before he gets Gold Experience.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
I would have loved for Dead Man's Questions to continue as a serial. It was basically Kira Yoshikage Ghost Detective and it was great.

Instead it just suddenly ends. "Let me just imply that this last job was a setup to kill me, I'm going to investigate the information I was given and if any of it was falsified I'll kill the shrine priestess." No resolution, no answers as to why they would want his ghost dead, nothing.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@takes2long
This is really my entire problem with part 4, so much good material that alot of them didn't get enough screen time

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Nojokur
You only get a fever if your fighting spirit isn't sufficient to have a Stand. Jotaro and Joseph never had a fever, they just suddenly gained their Stands one day (because of DIO).

I guess it's possible that Giorno just had enough fighting spirit to control a Stand even as an infant. Josuke didn't as a toddler, but it's implied that his savior inspired him to fight the fever.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@AwesomeTucker

JoJo is weird like that. Part 4 is so long yet you feel that there needed to be more time to fit some stuff in. However, Part 6 and 2 are short as fuck yet they feel extremely well paced and fleshed out.

Part 1 was honestly the only shorter part I feel had pacing problems.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Methshot
@Need_TLC
Yeah, you're right. I forgot about that part with the grass. Gio wouldn't have gotten the fever until about when Josuke and Holly did, but it I should think that a child with the blood and will of both Jonathan and DIO should be pretty fucking full of fighting spirit.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TurtleCat
Yukako (the yandere bitch from part 4) has a hair based stand called Love Deluxe
Karera has a Hair based stand called Love Love Deluxe
Is she also going to be a psycho yandere bitch?

hairygrape
hairygrape

@Firespawn
which plagues the Higashikata family he married into
They must fucking hate Johnny.

takes2long
takes2long

@hairygrape
Why would they?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@massdebater
5 at the bottom
4 at the top
Correct.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@FastChef
doesn't know about the rebirth of fanfiction culture in HP threads

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Spamalot
That would be a cool Stand to see in an actual Part. Wait, if Gappy can Steal things with his bubbles and Kira's stand involved bubbles, doesn't that mean Josefumi could steal things? Could he have the ability to steal Stands?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@AwesomeTucker
not knowing that's literally a CIA conspiracy to get possible espers to turn themselves in before they do anything

not that espers actually exist, but just in case

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@WebTool
how did he know what a guitar sounds like

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Fried_Sushi

That would be a cool Stand to see in an actual Part.

White Snake.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@w8t4u
obviously actually josuke in the flashback
Why do people still think this? The guy in the flashback was wearing a completely different uniform. It's safe to assume it was just a good Samaritan who happened to have shitty hair.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@takes2long
Because they have to keep sacrificing family members because Johnny was an asshole.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SniperWish
tfw I was actually gonna make a naked silver AMV
tfw I was really hyped to do it
tfw when I was beaten to it

sadness

actually fuck it, I'm still gonna make it. I need an editing project.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@TurtleCat
It is possible to infer, that on that trip from Italy to Switzerland, in a small town, he may have come across a person playing a guitar, or a music store.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@StrangeWizard
No, I mean, electric guitars didn't exist by then

Firespawn
Firespawn

@StonedTime
Neither did clackers.

Araki didn't pay much attention to anachronisms during part 2.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Jojo series director in charge of Drifters
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2015-08-30/jojo-bizarre-adventure-director-helms-drifters-anime/.92292

Guess pt. IV won't happen soon.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@StonedTime
@Firespawn
Kars was a genious and invented electric guitars.

Same with Joseph and clackers.

WebTool
WebTool

@Stark_Naked
Can't he do both?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How can Karera be so gorgeous and so gross at the same time? I feel so conflicted.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Fuzzy_Logic
conflicted
That just makes her better, and she really isn't that gross. It's a huge overstatement.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How do I turn this image into Deigo

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@BlogWobbles
Write DIO all over his body

likme
likme

@BlogWobbles
You can't
It is already him.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@BlogWobbles
Give him a tiny hat and have The World stand behind him

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@King_Martha
Does anyone else have any similar pictures?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Everyone makes mistakes. You're only [human after all].

Supergrass
Supergrass

@TurtleCat
The Diego with The World was different to the one with Scary Monsters. All you have to do is make him look like this.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@whereismyname
speed king instead of that

fuck, daft punk themed final boss will never happen

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@TreeEater
saving my image as character_memex.png

Kill yourself

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

We never saw Josuke meet holly.
We never saw Jolyne interact with anyone other than her father.

Now's a better time more than ever for that Jojo slice of life spinoff, Araki.

Methshot
Methshot

@CouchChiller
Does Araki even listen to electronic?

He seems to be more of a Rock/Metal/Pop kind of guy.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Sir_Gallonhead
Dont worry,they can all meet eachother at josephs funeral

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Methshot
The Aphex Twins were the villains in the last chapter of Jojolion, user

Also Kraftwerk.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@CouchChiller
someone got my reference

I
My dick
it's
overflowing

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methshot
The enemies in the latest chapter were called the Aphex Twins and their Stands were called Schottkey No 1 and 2.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@AwesomeTucker
Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten about it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@eGremlin
Joseph
Dying

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@eGremlin
he doesn't actually die
goes back to Morioh to NTR Koichi

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
Turns up to his own funeral again.

"Oh god, can someone help me? I think I'm lost"

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@Stupidasole
I appreciate your taste but Daft Punk is like the most mainstream electronic group so it wasn't really obscure

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@eGremlin
I'm actually glad the universe reset and sped up to part 8 so I didn't have to witness Joseph dying of old age.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Part 6 confirmed that space travel is a thing in Jojo, so did nobody notice that weird /fit/ aztec vampire guy in space just floating around while they were up there?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Sir_Gallonhead
WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW MIH WORKS?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@King_Martha
He got to Mars before we got to space.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@King_Martha
That's a good point.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@VisualMaster
That would be fucking hilarious.
"I went to buy a toy for Shizuka and couldn't find the shop, did I miss something? Why is everyone so sad? Did someone die?"

girlDog
girlDog

@Poker_Star
I think people just speedread through part 6 to get to 7. Probably the same people who think that Pucci "winning" is jolyne's fault

hairygrape
hairygrape

@eGremlin
vampire
dying

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@girlDog
it's jotaro's fault for choosing his daughter over the universe containing his daughter

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@JunkTop
Joseph, how are you alive?
Joseph, Shizuka is 20 years old. Why are you buying her toys?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't know how to feel about the fact that all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi. Shit man that's really fucking depressing.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@BunnyJinx
Fucking perfect.

Methshot
Methshot

@Need_TLC
Koichi
Really? No dignity.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Need_TLC
Pretty sure even Jolyne has less porn than Koichi.

Fuck, every female JoJo character has less porn than any male JoJo character.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Need_TLC
Joseph Joestar (1045)
Lisa Lisa (45)

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw you'll never get to see these guys live

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Need_TLC
I'm finally starting to understand what that other user meant by bisexual masterace.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@eGremlin
*Muffled Kars laughter in the distance*

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Speaking of which, how long until fujoshi finally find a male character to break this relationship up with?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Need_TLC
all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi
I feel your pain.
There's not enough porn of koichi

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@lostmypassword
how long until fujoshi finally find a male character to break this relationship up with?
Joshuu is crying somewhere

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@lostmypassword
Joshuu is tsundere for him

happy_sad
happy_sad

@eGremlin
I have no idea who those girls are

Inmate
Inmate

@ZeroReborn
Good, fuck Joshuu.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Need_TLC
all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi
3/4th's of Jolyne's porn is Futa
Foiled again.

Supergrass
Supergrass

http://gematsu.com/2015/08/jojos-bizarre-adventure-eyes-heaven-adds-dio-vanilla-ice

likme
likme

@happy_sad
Josuke's mom, Suzi Q, Holly, and Shizuka.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Supergrass
old as fuck

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@happy_sad
Josuke's mom, Suzie Q, Holly and Shizuka.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@likme
He was joking.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@likme
Wasn't Holly blonde? That's what confused me

@BlogWobbles
also holy shit

farquit
farquit

@lostmypassword
I'm sure people will start pairing him up with Jobin eventually

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Stupidasole
She'd be like 50 there, so she might just have grey streaks in her hair. She was light brunette, IIRC. Also, what's with the retarded fonts the wiki is using now?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Stupidasole
Maybe she was a dyed blonde during SC, or she is a dyed brown now.

SniperWish
SniperWish

So, was Johnny literally everything Giorno could have been but executed way better?

He seemed like more of a Brando to me than Gio ever was.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@SniperWish
Jotaro was Giorno executed way better.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@SniperWish
They are very different characters. Giorno is a good person who does bad things, Johnny is a bad person who does good things (and through that becomes redeemed and becomes a good person too). I'd say Johnny is slightly more similar to DIO due to his whiny personality though.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@w8t4u
I never really saw Giorno as good; he didn't really do anything to help anyone or even really seemed to care about anyone, but only lent a hand as an ends to justify a means.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@w8t4u
Exactly, but when the protagonist is the son of the most righteous character AND one of the most evil characters, you should expect there to be a better mix. Giorno was too good of a person to be Dio's son. Compare their "evil" feats and motivations. Johnny was a fucking terrorist that was willing to (and did) kill anybody in his way just for the selfish purpose of walking. Giorno infiltrated (rather than joined) a gang, only harmed people who were guilty of some crime or another, and fought to stop drug dealers and help save innocent people without ruining their lives by CHANGING instead of destroying Passione. Which sounds more like the heir to the fucking glorious bastard that DIO was?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@DeathDog
Johnny was the Brando we deserved.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Would Johnny have put on the mask knowing that his legs would be healed?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Methnerd
yes.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Methnerd
In a heartbeat.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Methnerd
Yes, and due to the corruption of the mask he would've become a villain.

FastChef
FastChef

@Methnerd
He would've eaten Valentine's asshole if it let him walk.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@DeathDog
He did it for the children, to stop drug sells to kids.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methnerd
@Garbage Can Lid
@Deadlyinx
@PackManBrainlure
Why is there no art of this?

hairygrape
hairygrape

It's almost September, are we finally ready for the "Favourite Villain/Fetish" poll or are you guys not interested anymore? That would be understandable.

I might start it up on the first, but only after threads hit bump limit if you guys are still into it.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@hairygrape
I've been waiting all fucking month, hell yes

RumChicken
RumChicken

any signs of part 4 anime coming?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@hairygrape
Sounds good to me.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@hairygrape
Go for it, make sure you stick to one thread only.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@PackManBrainlure
I thought it was zombies that got corrupt, Do you get anything other than a thirst of blood with the stone mask?

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Supergrass
A mother willing to die for her own child turned around and ripped his flesh apart in the thirst for blood after the stone mask, and she was a living human.
The mask itself is the embodiment of evil, it tends to turn people insane.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

turn around
see this
wat do?

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Sharpcharm
Open the door
Get on the Floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@King_Martha
Is that George or Giorno?

Flameblow
Flameblow

/a/thread/130217714#p130217714
fresh bread

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@lostmypassword
Giorno. It says his name in sushi letters on the picture.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
RUN AWAY. THE LOVE TRAIN HAS BEEN DERAILED

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

This was a pretty great thread.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Lunatick
Holy shit, anymore of these? Part 7 characters re-enacting Part 1?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Nude_Bikergirl
It's because I didn't shit it up with no fun allowed shit. I doubt anyone noticed.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@TechHater
Giorno as the villain of Stone Ocean. I don't want this to happen.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Not him, but I did notice. Thank you for not being a cunt.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@DeathDog
is that egoraptor?

MPmaster
MPmaster

@SomethingNew
Can someone explain the origin of this image? The bottom left panels seem real.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@MPmaster
im pretty sure someone made it to fuck with people

TreeEater
TreeEater

@MPmaster
It's something Sheeky Forums made a long time ago, check the archives.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Emberfire
Lost cause. Waiting for Antfish.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SniperGod
Giorno as your favourite character
I'm not one to talk since mine is Jotaro, but really?

@MPmaster
It's the exact scene in Part 6 when Jotaro stops time and saves Jolyne from Gay Priest, just redrawn with DIO and the Part 5 cast. I don't have the original image.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@DeathDog
No problem. This thread is the reason why I need to cut that shit out.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Methnerd
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, GYRO!

Methshot
Methshot

@King_Martha
I had this theory that we never saw DIO's actual stand, and that his own stand was a passive one that allowed him to emulate the other stands of the Joestar bloodline. He never used Holly or Josuke's stands because they weren't fully developed. It also fits with the theme of DIO lusting after the Joestars' strength, and it would be ironic if he beat Jotaro and Joseph only to have The World and The Passion/whatever his Hermit Purple's called disappear on him

Lunatick
Lunatick

@hairygrape
Because they haven't read it and they're burgers.

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