You forgot the pastebin.
First for family time fanart is best fanart.
You forgot the pastebin.
First for family time fanart is best fanart.
Is that meant to be Giorno? He's 120 years too late for that, I think.
Is that meant to be Giorno?
GiorNO it isn't.
Fuck, I knew I was leaving out something.
It says Giorno in the picture, so it is him.
Gay Priest will not be arriving today.
I thought it was George, shit.
First time JoJo thread maker just some advice always remember the pastebin, a topic would be nice and by the time I post this Gay Priest will have arrived.
Is this enough to stop him?
Jorge wasn't that moe.
Requesting the tusk act 4 gif with the glaring eyes
Thanks for the tips, lad
Also, it seems as though Gay Priest has already been stopped...
Please no more fanfiction talk.
I don't get how people still have the balls to fucking mention that crap on Sheeky Forums. I thought our reviling of it was pretty notorious.
Also, don't do "____ edition" shit. The mods tend to delete threads that do things like that, but we're lucky they didn't do it for the last thread.
For real though.
Why's there no good P5 translation when, as far as I can see, every other part is done and dusted?
Also no bringing up Fujoshis. I've realized I've been shitting up these threads with my no fun allowed shit, and this thread has been going well so far.
Nobody wants to do it. JoJo Project don't want to hurt sales (not going to go into why that's so stupid), but JJCA have been doing it at a good pace so far at around 2 chapters a fortnight.
Funny Valentine has the protection of the holy corpse. All bad fortune in this thread will be redirected to Gay Priest.
Holy fuck part 5 was boring.
Please tell me 6 is better.
>tfw everytime I see docs edits, it makes me sad cause he's going back to school soon
It's more balls to the wall, but it's still not amazing. Part 7 is brilliant, so you'll have to pull through 6 before you get to it.
I thought Part 6 was worse. Part 5 was slightly better than Part 3. Still nothing compared to Part 7.
Demolition D is a fan of JoJo and probably posts in these threads.
That's pretty cool.
Basically everyone dies
It's probably Giorno before his hair turned blonde, when he was Haruno Shiobana
You're not hurting Gay Priest, Valentine.
basically not really.
It was only Jolyne, Jotaro, Weather, Ermes, and Anasui that died.
Would be even cooler if he kept up with his seasonal first impression vids.
Only Jolyne, Jotaro, Weather, Ermes, Anasui and the entire human race bar one.
the entire human race bar one.
You don't know how MiH works. Why would Emporio be immune from dying?
Johnny plz go.
Demo is probably the only youtuber I could point at and say I don't hate, I wish he made more videos though.
and the entire human race bar one.
Read the fucking manga
you forgot FF, which adds up to the entire main cast but emporio
Oh, yeah. I wonder if she was replaced when the universe reset. If Weather was, why couldn't she? I guess it would just be another rouge Stand.
It was a reset, all the originals are dead. They have similar appearances and names but they are fucking dead. Expect Polnareff he is dead and a turtle.
He mentions it 0:34 seconds in.
No, they're not. Only the main cast were killed by MiH, so only they were replaced. This is even mentioned when the guards all appear naked, since they survived the reset. Polnareff would be the same, unless Giorno fucked up and took the key out of the Turtle and sit his soul free.
The only people who are gone are the ones who were dead when MiH happened.
Johnny was buried in Morioh
Things buried with the wall eyes can possibly get fused together and come to life
Only Johnny's head was crushed, not the rest of his body
If he isn't in EOH I'll be pissed.
Pretty sure he's already confirmed
He was one of the characters revealed first.
New season when.
Your favorite character is now the main villain of your least favorite part.
Does it change anything?
There's a weird thing called a "Manga"
He was first revealed with Stroheim.
Diego's in. So are Speedwagon and Petshop. N'Doul got in too.
So part 1 Dio is the villain of part 3?
He loses even quicker.
Funny Valentine runs a Prison
DIO as the villain of Part 5.
This would work so fucking well.
Hand Fetishist is here now.
Johnathan is the villain of part 6
I'd read that shit in a heart beat.
Yoshikage Kira Runs Passione
I really want Gangster Kira to be a thing.
Pucci in part 2
Does he inherit Kars's harem of slightly homoerotic pillar men?
Kira is the villain of Part 1
I wonder what kind of bullshit would Jonathan pull to win.
Of course he does. But he tells them to stop wearing such skimpy outfits. Only the pure recieve the love and blessing of lord DIO.
If Dio stole Erina's first kiss, who stole Dio's first kiss?
KONO ERINA DA
But why would Giorno go after Pucci
Josuke was the villian of Part 4
Kira please, I know you have no weakness, but please.
the whole DIO/Gravity thing. right iirc that was a sort of plot hole in part 6 with giorno.
Frequently beats the shit out of people and lets his friends get injured because he can just fix them later
Gets his grandpa killed
Turns a man into a living statue causing him to suffer an entirety of pain and suffering for killing his grandpa
Can't save the Nijimura who isn't retarded
Spares the retard to laugh at him behind his back
Doesn't help Koichi fight the creepy lock guy who would have probably「 guilted」 Koichi's mom into fucking him
Destroys Surface (which should have totally killed the user), lets creepy dude get raped and beaten by bikers, and doesn't fix him
Gets in the way of true love
Causes Koichi to be kidnapped by a crazy bitch
Doesn't appreciate Italian cuisine
Is a dick to Rohan
Gets Fatty killed
Steals two cellphones, a motorbike and causes the Japanese stock market crash
Gets Kira (who just wanted to live a quiet life TWICE) killed
Doesn't find a way to stop Superfly (The most villainous thing to ever exist that would end up generating the highest body count in the entire series)
You forgot about his hair.
could have fixed yuya instead of bullying him into leaving people alone
fixes him and then beats him up.
Fuck off, Rohan.
To that guy waiting for Naked Silver, doubt you're still here but... here it is.
Here's the other's I've already done:
Uncle Josuke not showing up for part VI was probably the biggest disappointment in this series.
So I'm like 13 episodes into the Part 3 anime and I just have two questions:
Is this entire part just villain of the week? And is the rest of the series like this if so? I don't know if I will continue if it is.
Part 2 was so good though why the hell did they switch to this shitty villain of the week format?
So I'm like 13 episodes into the Part 3 anime and I just have two questions:
GET OUT QUICKLY, YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET SPOILED FOR FUN.
not even one panel of Giorno arriving in Florida
I think Araki just forgot about him.
Yeah it stay that way, now leave the fucking series pls
Because the point is flying over your head. The format has changed, it's about characters and interesting fights.
Polnareff becomes a turtle
Diavolo gets stuck in an eternal death loop where he experiences death, but never actually dies
Foo Fighters dies
Weather Report dies
Annasui, Hermes, Jotaro and Jolyne all die when Enrico Pucci achieves Heaven and resets the universe.
Pucci is killed by Emporio who is the only one to survive the reset
Mountain Tim dies
Diego Brando dies
Hot Pants dies
Gyro Zeppelli dies
Alternate universe Diego dies
Johnny dies ten years after Steel Ball Run, sacrificing his life to save his sons from a fatal illness which plagues the Higashikata family he married into
Josuke Higashikata IS Kira Yoshikage as well as someone else, as the Wall Eyes combined their bodies into one.
Hamon while interesting wouldn't be as interesting as stands or keep it interesting 30+ years later.
Part 3 is the first part to do stands so thats why its a little tiresome at times. Part 4 is really good. Part 5 is like part 3 but better with the stand of the week.
Every fucking time.
Remind me, when will be released the last sc bd?
Read the pastebin.
First fucking link.
I don't have a problem with the Stand concept. I just like Part 1 and 2 focused on 1-3 villains rather than a new one every week.
Makes it feel very episodic which I don't like.
in the middle of fighting Killer Queen lite
More concerned with fixing his legs
God damn Johnny, calm down.
Diavolo getting Rekt by ZA WARUDO
Polnareff and DIO become bros
How do you guys feel about the dub?
I really wish they didn't take away URYYYY
All right stop, disintegrate and listen
Ice is back with my stand's new invention
Something grabs a hold of you tightly
Flown' through space, daily and nightly
Will time ever stop? Yo, Dio knows!
Turn on the sand, And I'll show.
To the extreme I kick a dog like a vandal
Light up my stand, Bite pols' sword off at the handle.
Ice ice baby, Vanilllllaaaaaa Ice ice baby.
absolute trash with no redeeming features, dubs should stop being a thing as long as the same people are running them. They should all be made to redo voice-acting school, and then have the same people who hated their shit before judge whether they get to graduate. if they do pass they should go out into the grueling world and find work for themselves and still stop doing dubs.
Diavolo getting Rekt by ZA WARUDO
like that would happen
out of context jojo where
There really aren't enough Jojo doujins, both h and non-h.
that typeset job is Better than any in Jojo part 4.
That's actually really sad
Seitz is a surprisingly amazing Dio.
diavolo would decapitate then smash his head in one move.
You did read the good translation, right?
What would George's stand be
hundreds of people die normally every minute
somehow only 5 people died throughout the entire MiH arc
Stranger things have happened.
you're stupid, hundreds of people died every minute there too. So it's 5+100 :^)
doc has a folder.
do you live under a rock? jojo has hundreds of doujins.
i actually am still here
thanks man, gonna watch it now
You better have some context for that image user, I don't understand what the fuck is going on
It's Jorge Joestar.
The closest thing to the Necronomicon this world can offer.
Kira was a badass in Jorge Joestar.
Fucks with Lisa Lisa
Is a Spin master
Had Killer Queen
was able to kill Lisa Lisa without his stand just using a rope and the spin
I dont even know what to think about the Jorge novels after reading so much about them, but picturing Kira excited using spin to jump into people is the best mental image i've had in a long time.
You learn that your Stand is The World. What are some of the things you use it for?
Note: you have a short cooldown period (say 3 minutes) any time you use it and have to yell "Za Warudo!" whenever you do.
real life time stop porn
Run around town touching girls private parts fast without them knowing!
He's also pretty fucking happy the entire time he's Spinmaster Kira, he fucking cackles so hard his inner monologue mentions he can't breathe and that it physically hurts cackling so much. Later on, he somehow manages to dodge KC's attack with Spin.
I need to update the Jorge pastebin, but fuck I'm lazy.
everyone hjere is a weeb
how long do I get to use The world? 5 seconds, 10 seconds, or longer if i train?
if I could use the world I'd just move crap around or do stupid pranks
Make money off of being a magician.
I'd use it primarily for fucking with people.
Tying people's shoelaces together, sticking eggs in their pants, turning them upsidown, making them pick their nose, pulling down people's pants, making two strangers kiss, nothing too big.
you don't have to yell "the world" to use the time stop, and the cool down isn't 3 minutes. It's maybe a 10 second cool down or less in the manga.
and the only thing i'd do is cum inside the unsuspecting, then not take responsibility!
Uhh, I don't think that's how you green text.
Spinmaster Kira sounds like the greatest thing ever
The One Million Dollar Paranormal Challenge, obviously.
It's 4:39 am, I realized my mistake right after posting it, I forgot to press enter before typing "Nothing too big".
outing yourself to the world
do you actually think a mere 1million is worth revealing your stand?
I'd like to get in a fight with someone while using The World to see their reaction.
The cool down for The World is like five seconds, though.
To be clear, I spend a lot of time day dreaming about having 「THE WORLD」it's unhealthy.
Well, then you're lucky since he survives the adventure scotch free. (Although his waifu is revived and taken away from him), and foreshadowed to be the primary villain of a possible sequel.
I'll make people think I can do miracles. Such as shooting a gun and catching the bullet. Undressing a girl etc.
Then I'll make people believe everyone can manifest their desire with enough willpower and training, and screaming "THE WORLD" is part of it.
As time passes people start thinking it's true, lots and lots of people try and you'll see people screaming Za warudo for anything they want achieved. Always looking like retards in the process. With enough luck it'll become engraved in every language in the world and I'll manage to troll generations of people into believing they can get godlike powers like DIO's.
Maybe I'll have the truth be kept by people who can keep a secret. That way there's always be at least one person laughing at the others and how gullible they are.
Try my best to not show it off as much as possible, I don't want to be hunted down by the government by having a superpower.
Tricking the general populace into a cult that involves you fucking with them.
Uncensored part 3 when?
Part 1 and 2 dubs when?
Well when I have time to lose I also think of bullshit OP powers like that. Well mostly how to beat them using normal means.
Uncensored part 3 when?
Most of the BDs are out just not ripped yet, the last BD is next month.
Part 1 and 2 dubs when?
Once again, also not ripped, the only place that actually has it uploaded is
kissnanime, but they only have a couple episodes.
I think he was freed from the cycle of eternal death by gay priest.
why on earth would you think that?
Don't do drugs, kids.
He really didn't deserve that harsh of a fate. Should've happened to Cioccolata.
Thanks for the info, user.
bullying a helpless man to beyond death
Giorno is true evil
Dubs are out now digitally, physically on September 22nd. Kissanime has up to episode 7 uploaded, though.
In my opinion, it's good in a campy sense. I like the fake accents, but I also like shitty B movies, so take that as you will.
Consider the fact that Kira was also dragged down to hell by the hands, he'll suffer a similar fate for all of eternity suffering.
At least Diovolo has the possibility of having pleasurable deaths, since they are infinite possibilities.
Dragged to hell
Did you read Dead Man's Questions? He became a ghost.
any word on part 4 being adapted to the anime?
They'll be made into separate movies, mark my words.
Johnny is the villain of Part 4.
Reminds me of a video someone did of All-Star Battle where they notice Crazy Diamond's attack heals Johnny's legs, then beat him so bad he was crippled again.
Is Dead Man's Questions even canon? I know it was written by Hirohiko Araki but it still dosen't tie in with what we're told in part 4. That Kira was dragged to hell by the hands, and if it's canon, how did he escape hell as a ghost?
mfw Papenbrook is actually good as Caesar
That was unexpected. So he actually can do more than one voice.
Didn't Rohan just fucking ignore Made in Heaven?
Joseph is best Jojo. That is all.
Part 2 is the best part and stands are shit.
Fuck the time bullshit, I'd use my invisible ten-meter range to pants anyone I can. Man, woman, NOBODY IS SAFE!!
They only mentioned that he was able to keep up with his deadlines even when a day was going past in an instant. Haven't heard anything other than that.
I've been waiting so long for this Jontron joke
Josuke as the villain of Part V
"You're going to Italy, Koichi? I knew an Italian guy once. Made me clean his kitchen for being suspicious of him for good reason. Fuckin' asshole. You know what, I'm coming with you to teach his homeland a lesson!"
He was working so hard on his newest manga that he didn't even notice it happening.
Araki loves Kira. I guess it's canon. Maybe his hell is that he's wandering the earth forever as a lost soul?
He said in the last second before his death "please forgive me Jesus Christ!" so god transform him in a ghost instead of send him to hell
Jonathan as the baddy of part 8. I can dig it.
download the second Eyes of Heaven demo
its just as bad as the first
I don't know what I expected...
Thinking of getting the PS1 Jojo game for my collection, is it worth getting? I hear it's kinda pricey.
It get's worse but at least you have F.F. and Weather Repo-
oh wait nevermind
they caught that on film?
Very Very old Oldseph in part 3
Now, that's not even fair, that's just fucking cruel.
Being Diavolo is suffering
I'm laughing so hard my sides genuinely hurt
F.F. was too pure for this world.
i really wish i could agree but all i hear is a damn mexican
NEW HETERO JOJO DOUJIN
And the porn is 2 pages long
That's a sample you illiterate fuck.
It's ok user, It's drinking sea water in a better place
Character: dio brando
Just finished watching Stardust Crusaders a few days ago, have moved on to reading Diamond is Unbreakable
Glad Dio got what he fucking deserved in the end.
Shame, if it were part 4 he could actually beat them.
You guys think the Spin will come back?
HETERO JOJO DOUJIN
YOU LYING SHIT, THIS IS GENDERBENDER TRASH.
Well no one could get Stands, so it'd just be Oldseph without Hermit Purple. Pretty tough call who would win actually, I'd say Joseph just because he's wily ol Joseph and can pull some tricks out of his ass, and when he was young before he had Hamon training he's beaten a vampire about as powerful as Dio Brando.
gold experience requiem.gif
Not being able to recognize Ticket to Ride.
Joseph is now stone oceans villain
wow this actually sounds promising
Another gender bender. How rare.
Joseph is Jojolion's Villain
Gappy kiiiiind of has it, what with his friction taking move
wait till you get to part 6 kek
there are at least 36 different versions of Kars residing on planet Mars in Jorge
W-what do they do up there?
They certainly aren't fucking, since sex is useless.
Not him, but Dio doesn't make a full return, just in some flashbacks and a bone.
Suppose all the stands in Part 3 that were tarot/Egyptian god references become music references like the rest of the series. What would they be called?
I feel renaming The World to Time Stand Still would be too obvious
Guys, since all JoJo characters get more OP at the end, I have already figured out Soft & Wets.
Removing "death" from corpses.
One of them gets a stand that allows him to steal other stands, so he steals Killer Queen from Kira.
They better get the test dub actors back for part 3 or I'll throw a fucking fit.
I implied that he would help someone else who would in turn cause the worse thing to ever happen to the joestars.
Isn't it obvious?
Squirrel cage fights.
Or leg guitar sessions.
Gay priest is here now.
Powerlevel competitions considering all their Stands are Ultimate Requiems.
Didn't Pucci_after.png change or something?
I remember Pucci posters being mad about that.
Gappy can remove the concept of death
Gappy can remove the concept of life
Gappy can remove souls from a body
Gappy can remove gravity from an object
Gappy can remove density, reducing anything to a pile of atoms
Gappy can remove and add atoms and create anything
Gappy can remove the concept of aging
Gappy can become a god
Removing "Death" is a slippery slope into becoming the most overpowered JoJo.
1. Use it for Self Defense
2. Use it for menial every day activities, i.e. helping me lift things, do laundry, etc.
3. Stop time whenever conveient to me, or whenever I want to have some fun/steal something/ do any thing illegal and not get in trouble for it.
4.Use it to jerk off
5. Use it whenever I need to do precise actions or beat the shit out of something.
add into that removing one half of the combined character and yeah he's god
I don't give a shit about his power, what the fuck kind of face is this, seriously, I already caught up to Jojolion but this fucker's face keeps hunting me, the hell kind of expression is this, what the fuck was Araki thinking?
That chick is pretty hot. Can't wait to get to part 8.
AAARRRGGGGHHH I'M REALLY ANGRY
I'm angry too, I guess
Kakyoin is the new Diavolo.
Kakyoin makes a lot more logical decisions than Diavolo and doesn't bother to kill Trish because she doesn't have any worthwhile information to share about his identity. Kakyoin might not even need to hide his identity, he would deal his drug trade with diplomacy and bribes, might even have a high standing in Italian politics. Giorno might still want to kill him tho, and Kakyoin might be a clever fighter with a versatile Stand, but he wouldn't be able to compete with the sheer asspulling that is Giorno. Sticky Fingers vs Heirophant Green would be a really cool fight tho.
Heirophant Green Requiem would be on another level if it happened tho.
top tier stand, very creative ability and design.
this fucker's face keeps hunting me
Working as intended.
King Crimson is awesome.
It's hot, but Cesear being dead and all, I feel kind of bad about this boner...
The World could become Mad World. Actually, I wouldn't mind the big bad of part 8 to have a stand with that.
Clash of Champions.
link if you dont mind me asking?
That would be fucking retarded.
Maybe I'm just retarded, but can someone explain this joke to me?
I don't have the explanation image on me. Someone else will post it.
He's making 4-2-0 with his hands.
Literally 420 blaze it.
Reminder that everyone in the entire series is better at fighting than Abbachio. Didn't win a single fight and was a dick to Giorno for no reason.
So why does Gyro only teach Johnny more about the spin when they're about to die? It seemed kinda like they had plenty of time before each of those events to teach Johnny the next step in mastering the spin
also how bad are all the other fucking racers?
Yeah sure we'll get off our horses and hang out with people
oh hey we need to go off course a bit
oh look we still got 2nd/3rd place
Reminds me of another comic that mentioned an old-fashioned gag of texting with pagers.
Further explanation needed
Probably because it's his family technique and he doesn't want to give it out to someone who isn't family. Most times he teaches a new lesson is because it's the only way to survive the situation they're in. The last lesson is different however. He knows that he is going to die and he has become so close with Johnny that he wants to pass the secrets of spin to johnny before he dies.
Well look at his stand, its fucking useless for fighting.
4-6-4-9 = "Yo-ro-shi-ku" = "Yoroshiku" = "Nice to meet you".
I'm not telling you the other one.
First for family time fanart is best fanart.
You are correct.
She later grew up to get caught masturbating in prison.
Why is he so beautiful?
Akira Otoishi was great. I don't know why he doesn't have fans.
he's literally perfect, i would suck his dick
All around me are familiar faces
Tsurugi's same-face stand
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
There really aren't enough "Disgusting bastard Dio" doujins.
I wish Speedwagon would narrate every doujin, that was fucking funny
So can someone explain the ending of jorge joestar to me?
Wow, last chapter was amazing.
Not only did we get an exposition bomb but also the fight got wrapped up fast and it was pretty good.
So now it's pretty much a given a stone man killed Johnny?
anyone willing to take a guess on what the King's ability is?
It's been a while since this was posted, are you ready for more loli Jolyne antics?
It goes fast
Time to post your favorite JoJo pages, faggots
jojo is gay
the feels man
He probably disowned Johnny again when he lost.
1 - 9 - 1 - 9 = ii ku ii ku ii ku ii ku?
What is the ending anyway? Most of us don't know how to read moonrunes.
intense molecular vibration ("speed"), causing heat, which he used for the beetle fight
prepare yourself for Araki physics
From what i could tell, the world was reset until Jotaro and gang finally beat Pucci at the end of part 6. Than everything went back to normal
AHH AHH AHH AHH AHH
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
But I don't think that would happen, it was confirmed Kakyoin was going to die anyway even if Dio killed him in his fight with Jotaro.
That's not how I thought this was going to go down.
You have good taste.
I was not expecting that. I was expecting something like that one comic that implies Jonathan becomes Jotaro's stand. Just kakyoin becoming stone free or something.
Without a doubt, having Epcar as oldseph at the end of 2 is a give away. Hopefully they take away the British accent like they did in the test dub though
I have a pretty basic understanding myself, probably better to look up a plot summary since i'm likely not good enough to explain it anyway
did she dressed like that?
K came to fuck Jolyne's mom.
Some theory about Death13 or some other stand I know nothing about impersonating kakyoin or some shit.
So do you.
omg that face
I really wanna hear more about this because this is interesting. Stone Free and Emerald Splash have very mild similarites.
The "HOLLY! Out of my way." always gets me
Maybe The World could have been Holy Diver. Might as well make as many references to DIO as possible.
Holy fuck I legit got a chill from my spine after seeing this.
Reminder that he did nothing wrong and Johnny and Gyro are filthy terrorists.
he was a heartless monster, and if you appreciate his philosophy you're literally a communist.
Gyro please leave.
Does anyone have that one video that narrates a fanfiction where Jotaro takes a shit and it's chef boyardee ravioli?
Why doesn't Tumblr hate JoJo? Stone Ocean is extremely homophobic - they chase after and try to kill a dark-skinned homosexual priest who was just trying to go to Heaven to be with his dead bf.
but it has a female protagonist so that means its okay
Dio is perfect.
They hate Pucci for killing their waifu.
Their obviously black lesbian waifu.
does you have the "flight attendant" comic?
You will never have bro as loyal as Speedwagon
Not on hand, sorry user.
this is how gold experience would get rid of a body.
Kissanime went down just as I was going to watch the dub finale of Phantom Blood
SORRY GUYS THE SITE WILL BE BACK IN 15 TO 30 DAYS
Where did Giorno get the photo of DIO?
If you have another place I can watch the dub I would be very happy if you could share it with me, friendly stranger
wanting to watch the dub
you got what was coming to you
he has connections
though maybe his mom kept a memento of the immortal vampire she fucked
Maybe his mother got it after she fucked him.
That's what you get for streaming, faggot.
Is it not on Crunchyroll?
He hands one out to every person he meets.
DIO gives all people who survived sex with him his photo as a reward
While this is the most plausible answer, I like to think Dio actually took care of Haru before he died and gave him the photo. And I think it's cute Gio takes it with him everywhere. I mean, he was the only one out of Dio's 4 sons that knew he was his father.
this is the only answer that makes sense
i wish more of these settled on either the doppio or diavolo incarnation, instead of having two people.
DIO never gave a shit about any of his kids.
but they are two people
It's just speculation, plus you can't canonically prove that he didn't know of their existence.
I'm reading Jojolion for the first time and this scene just killed me.
Yo, here's your fucking shit
there's only one body is my point
It's not even out yet, official release is September 22. Kissanime was streaming gradual leaks of it.
Not wanting to watch the dub
Jonathan and Stroheim are voiced like shit but everyone else is great, especially Dio and Joseph. It's quite fun, although one line was so retarded it made me laugh IRL.
HOW DARE YOU TOUCH ME WITH YOUR FILTHY HAMON! MORE DISGUSTING THAN FROG URINE!
That seems weirdly specific, Dio. Almost like a frog peed in your mouth.
so let me get this straight...pucci is dio?
I wouldn't mind fucking Josuke in the ass.
I wouldn't mind Josuke fucking me in the ass.
I realised I don't even have a smug JoJo reaction image. So have this Narancia instead.
I want Crazy Diamond to dorara my ass
jousuke probably fixes a girls hymen after he takes her virginity just so he can take it again.
Narancia best girl
We'll never know if he knew or not because he died before Araki thought of them, but it's pretty stupid to think that Dio would care about anyone other than himself or be patient enough to look after a child for more than a minute.
is kira trying to lick off the dust but accidentally bites it?
I wouldnt if his hair wasnt so god awful
Did Pucci receive the will of the Brandos?
Diavolo would have won if it wasn't for Bruno because no one would know what KC/Boss were
like seriously how did bruno "survive" giant hole through him and then get cut to pieces by KC? yeah when Giorno healed him and Bruno's "willpower" kept him going but shit man. Bet Diavolo was like "why won't this bastard die?"
One theory is that he "died" during erased time, so although he did die it didn't really happen and thus it ended up how it did.
It's bullshit how they beat vanilla ice tbh, i hate when "character flaw" defeats are done so poorly.
seeing as how tusk opens dimensional walls and can't be sent to other dimensions do you guys think he'll one hit vanilla?
died during erased time, his death never happened.
What's it with brojos and getting turned into fucking donuts?
Until someone from the previous universes shows up I'm assuming everyone was kill for the new universe
have no clue, seems to be the most logical answer and rolling stone implies it has something to do with diavolo. it would also explain why he doesn't kill during erased time, even though he's totally capable of damaging stuff and severing hands while the ability is active.
he has fucked up loads of times due to misinterpreting his own prediction, so maybe he saw bruno struggling outside of erased time and thought "looks like he'll live" it's just my guess though
what is fucking someone in the ass like?
i heard its the same feeling like taking a nice shit
like seriously how did bruno "survive" giant hole through him and then get cut to pieces by KC?
He certainly received Dio's bone.
he's talking about giving it not taking it faggot
its a stone that rolls around
You ready to cringe like hell on earth?
In an alternate universe, there exists a Part 5 where Araki didnt completely drop Fugo out of the entire story
That girl is looking at Araki with something like disgust or fear.
I bet Narancia survived in that universe too.
Buccellati is Part 5's villain
How did that happen?
Could Boingo beat Pucci?
How do you pronounce Pucci? Is it 'push e'? Pookie? pussy? I don't know italian
Pu like put and chee. Pu-chee.
No you retard.
Jojolion has a ton of smug Jojo panels.
Generally fucking with people (ebin pranks, stealing GETs, etc)
Stealing the occasional thing
Use it to
avoid conflict with people who try messing with me
Mundane nonsense such as heavy lifting
What would Shiki's stand be?
What would Matt Damon's Stand be?
What would you're waifu's stand be?
What would moot's stand be?
What would Speedwagon's stand be?
「I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE」
He puts people into Party Vans and then fucks them in the ass before taking them to the feds so they can be put in jail and fucked in the ass by niggers and
「TOO MUCH LOVE WILL KILL YOU」
「NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP」
A Stand that keeps him from leaving Sheeky Forums
r8 & h8, and no it ain't b8
4 > 2 > 8 > 6 > 3 > 1 > 5 > 7
5 > 7
The worst part is that it was apparently because he was having some bad relationship bizzo, so he didn't want to deal wit friendship brakes like that. But I mean, it could have so easily put him back in as a villain again at any time when he was over it, or atleast give him some sought of closure with atleast a reference to what hes been doing the entire time (have it so that he helped polenarth at some point or something, I dont know). Its just silly.
It would have been a potentially great fight to, since the only time we saw him use his power, it was shown that it was probably the most powerful in the gang, at least in pure destructive capability (at the time of course), and would only be able to be beaten with some clever tactics.
I love JoJo so much.
You have to admit though, that bit was really weird for right after Diovolo fight... its like, if it was a chapter long it would be less strange, but i mean, Im pretty sure it lasted longer then the fight of Diovolo vs GioGio (ignoring the body switch part).
Its like he decided that that wasnt a good enough climax (it kind of wasnt) and decided to add something on at the end.
the world was reset until Jotaro and gang finally beat Pucci at the end of part 6
Seriously? Does that mean the last chapter of part 6 isn't canon?
Do you really think Jorge shit is in any ways canon? Especially over an actual part?
7 in last
where did you find it
Why is Paisley Park so erotic?
which villain has the best pose? I'd say kira then Pucci/MiH pose.
I read a great theory somewhere that The Worlds power isnt actually the ability to control time, but infact the ability to copy the power of other JoJo's.
The theory stems from "The World"s tarot card meanings (Completion, integration, accomplishment, travel), whitch dont really sound like Dio, but do sound like Dio if you think of him as a combination of Dio and Johnathan as a body. So if we assume that the arrow creates the stand based on how the user is at the moment (so Dio is Dio/Johnathan) then it makes sense the stand would come from the both of them as one. Which explains the using the jojo's powers part of the theory.
And mainly, this theory is just explaining why somehow we see him using the Purple Hermit like stand earlier, and can also explain how its not an asspull for Jotaro to have the time stop ability (despite us never seeing another set of two almost identical stands), even if he didn't know it yet. Its possible that Dio didnt know that this was actually his power too, but when his stand was awakened, this was just the power he happened to discover.
Because its an over glorified GPS
Possible I suppose. What is more confusing is how JoJo's have power stands but Joseph had hermit purple.
So what, the JoJo's powers were awakened cause they're tied to The World? And the Flesh Buds are what Holly's stand was supposed to be instead of Vampire nonsense? Could he have gotten a Crazy Diamond or Stone Free like effect as well, had he not have been killed?
gr8 taste, m8
8 > 4 > 2 > 6 > 7 > 5 > 1 > 3
Possibly, that might also explain why despite the arrow hitting everyone everywhere in part 4, we dont see stands awakening in people not hit by the arrow and stuff (everyone parents).
I like that sub theory about the flesh bud too, since it fits how she was dying in a similar way to how the flesh bud apparently would over time (if a little faster, but we can assume its because of her weakness). plus, it adds a great level of quasi-creepiness that Kakyoin kind of had the hots for Holly after the bud was removed.
Honestly, I think Hermit Purple is a great stand, especially for Joseph... Part 2 Joseph. In Part 2 joseph used string with hamon quite alot and Hurmit purple would allow him to do it easily, and without a normal person being able to see it at all (and then transmit hamon through it), plus then, his information finding out powers would be great for his making up plans stuff, and fits well into his "i've planned ahead and know what your going to do" motif
In terms of rating the endings for each part
3 hours later but I got you user
7>2>1>5 (rolling stone)>4>6>3
Actually, why did Jolyne need a part of the arrow in part 6? maybe its possible that DIO's power only worked when he was alive and doesn't actually effect bloodlines, but just those of his bloodline while he was alive
just throw bubbles at it
purple haze btfo
New Dead Man's Questions when?
What's the deal with artists drawing a heart at the end of Josuke's pomp?
I think the name of the PNG says it all.
But seriously, his motif had hearts and tumblr loves over stylizing and also veige homoerotic pairings
a Stand that can channel it
All a clever user who's great at misdirection. Hamon + Hermit Purple was the perfect powerset for Joseph. Too bad he didn't get enough fights to show its potential.
Teach me about all of the dank memes in jojo
The main cast of part 6 die except emporio.
we need docs image then.
Trish and Mista make a great pairing
doing god's work user, i salute you
it was a disappointing part
for me, the story seemed like a good way to boost power levels without actually boosting the power levels, because you'd have team stand battles. i wanted crazy shit that wouldn't be so effective if they went against the gang by themselves, best example being grateful dead and beach boy.
it's not the messy story that made me annoyed at part 5, it's the missed opportunity because we only had 2 relevant tag team stand users
Grateful Dead+Beach Boy
Talking Head + Clash
let's face it
talking head was not a good choice.
it should've been a different stand
defeated by The Hand
ghost caught by hands
Talking Head is a good supporting stand.
no it isn't
since the only thing it can do is support
oasis is a good support stand
That was the joke
As a team, ideally, you'de want something that created water or turned things into water.
Talking Heads would work better with someone that needs a specific place to kill. like Highway Star from Part 4.
Implying this scene wasn't the funniest shit
I love how when you ask something on this thread there's always that one answer that makes sense the most.
source pls, I need to read this
Paisley Park speaking with a sexy GPS voice
Cool vids user
Protag's main stand power is to restore things
Main antag's main stand power is to erase things
It's like poetry.
Holy fucking shit I'm glad I didn't see this before going to sleep.
Someone please post Swerve On A Nigga, Part 1.jpg
I am in dire need.
I really think that the thing that made Part 4 so good is that he didn't decide to change things midway. Everything falls neatly into place for what Part 4 should be. Or at the very least, he did a better at at hiding it.
Part 3 and 5 have really obvious changes midway, that make it feel kind of awkward at times, and you can see the kind of rushed "oh... yeah" every here and there.
The only real big problem with part 4's plot is the obviously actually josuke in the flashback. But considering there is nothing in Part 4 that could possibly do that that we saw, I still think that Josuke was intended to make an appearance in Part 6 at some point.
(actually scratch that, crazy theory time: similar to how kira got Bites the Dust when using the arrow again, Josuke was going to do something similar and get a new power of his own, this one would allow him to reverse time by sending it back to its previous version. this may have been cut for reasons such as the editors not liking the idea, or araki noticing a problem that he had with it, like maybe he decided that that battle wouldnt work)
The biggest flaw of part 4 is that, even though it's one of the longest parts, there were so many characters that you just wish got more fights. Okuyasu barely used The Hand outside of the occasional swipe to catch up to someone, Highway star only got one fight as a good guy and the alien only got a "fight" and a half really.
There were also a couple of unresolved plot lines such as Joseph never getting to say hi to Josuke's mother, the time travel thing you mentioned and Josuke never healing Okuyasu's father. It was also disappointing that nobody talked shit about Josuke's hair in the second half of the part (antagonist rohan being the last to do so) but at the end of the day they're only minor complaints.
So, was Gio alive when DIO got stabbed?
Who knows. But he was at least alive to a certain capacity before Dio died.
According to chapter 593, Gio was born in 1985. That made him roughly two years old when DIO died. He probably didn't get his power from the stand arrow as he was born after DIO got stabbed in '84 and it wouldn't make sense for him to suddenly get it and also a stand-fever like Josuke. IIRC the manga said his stand formed later.. So it could be that it was a bloodline thing in that respect, or maybe he did get a fever but it wasn't mentioned because Araki thought it wasn't important or perhaps because his parents didn't give a shit.
His stand didn't form until later but it still existed within him for probably his entire life.
I'm going off the part where he is a child and he unconsciously grows the grass surrounding the wounded man to hide him, which takes place long before he gets Gold Experience.
I would have loved for Dead Man's Questions to continue as a serial. It was basically Kira Yoshikage Ghost Detective and it was great.
Instead it just suddenly ends. "Let me just imply that this last job was a setup to kill me, I'm going to investigate the information I was given and if any of it was falsified I'll kill the shrine priestess." No resolution, no answers as to why they would want his ghost dead, nothing.
This is really my entire problem with part 4, so much good material that alot of them didn't get enough screen time
You only get a fever if your fighting spirit isn't sufficient to have a Stand. Jotaro and Joseph never had a fever, they just suddenly gained their Stands one day (because of DIO).
I guess it's possible that Giorno just had enough fighting spirit to control a Stand even as an infant. Josuke didn't as a toddler, but it's implied that his savior inspired him to fight the fever.
JoJo is weird like that. Part 4 is so long yet you feel that there needed to be more time to fit some stuff in. However, Part 6 and 2 are short as fuck yet they feel extremely well paced and fleshed out.
Part 1 was honestly the only shorter part I feel had pacing problems.
Yeah, you're right. I forgot about that part with the grass. Gio wouldn't have gotten the fever until about when Josuke and Holly did, but it I should think that a child with the blood and will of both Jonathan and DIO should be pretty fucking full of fighting spirit.
Yukako (the yandere bitch from part 4) has a hair based stand called Love Deluxe
Karera has a Hair based stand called Love Love Deluxe
Is she also going to be a psycho yandere bitch?
which plagues the Higashikata family he married into
They must fucking hate Johnny.
Why would they?
5 at the bottom
4 at the top
doesn't know about the rebirth of fanfiction culture in HP threads
That would be a cool Stand to see in an actual Part. Wait, if Gappy can Steal things with his bubbles and Kira's stand involved bubbles, doesn't that mean Josefumi could steal things? Could he have the ability to steal Stands?
not knowing that's literally a CIA conspiracy to get possible espers to turn themselves in before they do anything
not that espers actually exist, but just in case
how did he know what a guitar sounds like
That would be a cool Stand to see in an actual Part.
obviously actually josuke in the flashback
Why do people still think this? The guy in the flashback was wearing a completely different uniform. It's safe to assume it was just a good Samaritan who happened to have shitty hair.
Because they have to keep sacrificing family members because Johnny was an asshole.
tfw I was actually gonna make a naked silver AMV
tfw I was really hyped to do it
tfw when I was beaten to it
actually fuck it, I'm still gonna make it. I need an editing project.
It is possible to infer, that on that trip from Italy to Switzerland, in a small town, he may have come across a person playing a guitar, or a music store.
No, I mean, electric guitars didn't exist by then
Neither did clackers.
Araki didn't pay much attention to anachronisms during part 2.
Jojo series director in charge of Drifters
Guess pt. IV won't happen soon.
Same with Joseph and clackers.
Can't he do both?
How can Karera be so gorgeous and so gross at the same time? I feel so conflicted.
That just makes her better, and she really isn't that gross. It's a huge overstatement.
How do I turn this image into Deigo
Write DIO all over his body
It is already him.
Give him a tiny hat and have The World stand behind him
Does anyone else have any similar pictures?
Everyone makes mistakes. You're only [human after all].
The Diego with The World was different to the one with Scary Monsters. All you have to do is make him look like this.
speed king instead of that
fuck, daft punk themed final boss will never happen
saving my image as character_memex.png
We never saw Josuke meet holly.
We never saw Jolyne interact with anyone other than her father.
Now's a better time more than ever for that Jojo slice of life spinoff, Araki.
Does Araki even listen to electronic?
He seems to be more of a Rock/Metal/Pop kind of guy.
Dont worry,they can all meet eachother at
The Aphex Twins were the villains in the last chapter of Jojolion, user
someone got my reference
The enemies in the latest chapter were called the Aphex Twins and their Stands were called Schottkey No 1 and 2.
Oh, that's right. I'd forgotten about it.
he doesn't actually die
goes back to Morioh to NTR Koichi
Turns up to his own funeral again.
"Oh god, can someone help me? I think I'm lost"
I appreciate your taste but Daft Punk is like the most mainstream electronic group so it wasn't really obscure
I'm actually glad the universe reset and sped up to part 8 so I didn't have to witness Joseph dying of old age.
Part 6 confirmed that space travel is a thing in Jojo, so did nobody notice that weird /fit/ aztec vampire guy in space just floating around while they were up there?
WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW HOW MIH WORKS?
He got to Mars before we got to space.
That's a good point.
That would be fucking hilarious.
"I went to buy a toy for Shizuka and couldn't find the shop, did I miss something? Why is everyone so sad? Did someone die?"
I think people just speedread through part 6 to get to 7. Probably the same people who think that Pucci "winning" is jolyne's fault
it's jotaro's fault for choosing his daughter over the universe containing his daughter
Joseph, how are you alive?
Joseph, Shizuka is 20 years old. Why are you buying her toys?
I don't know how to feel about the fact that all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi. Shit man that's really fucking depressing.
Really? No dignity.
Pretty sure even Jolyne has less porn than Koichi.
Fuck, every female JoJo character has less porn than any male JoJo character.
Joseph Joestar (1045)
Lisa Lisa (45)
tfw you'll never get to see these guys live
I'm finally starting to understand what that other user meant by bisexual masterace.
*Muffled Kars laughter in the distance*
Speaking of which, how long until fujoshi finally find a male character to break this relationship up with?
all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi
I feel your pain.
There's not enough porn of koichi
how long until fujoshi finally find a male character to break this relationship up with?
Joshuu is crying somewhere
Joshuu is tsundere for him
I have no idea who those girls are
Good, fuck Joshuu.
all of the girls aside from Jolyne have less porn than fucking Koichi
3/4th's of Jolyne's porn is Futa
Josuke's mom, Suzi Q, Holly, and Shizuka.
old as fuck
Josuke's mom, Suzie Q, Holly and Shizuka.
He was joking.
I'm sure people will start pairing him up with Jobin eventually
She'd be like 50 there, so she might just have grey streaks in her hair. She was light brunette, IIRC. Also, what's with the retarded fonts the wiki is using now?
Maybe she was a dyed blonde during SC, or she is a dyed brown now.
So, was Johnny literally everything Giorno could have been but executed way better?
He seemed like more of a Brando to me than Gio ever was.
Jotaro was Giorno executed way better.
They are very different characters. Giorno is a good person who does bad things, Johnny is a bad person who does good things (and through that becomes redeemed and becomes a good person too). I'd say Johnny is slightly more similar to DIO due to his whiny personality though.
I never really saw Giorno as good; he didn't really do anything to help anyone or even really seemed to care about anyone, but only lent a hand as an ends to justify a means.
Exactly, but when the protagonist is the son of the most righteous character AND one of the most evil characters, you should expect there to be a better mix. Giorno was too good of a person to be Dio's son. Compare their "evil" feats and motivations. Johnny was a fucking terrorist that was willing to (and did) kill anybody in his way just for the selfish purpose of walking. Giorno infiltrated (rather than joined) a gang, only harmed people who were guilty of some crime or another, and fought to stop drug dealers and help save innocent people without ruining their lives by CHANGING instead of destroying Passione. Which sounds more like the heir to the fucking glorious bastard that DIO was?
Johnny was the Brando we deserved.
Would Johnny have put on the mask knowing that his legs would be healed?
In a heartbeat.
Yes, and due to the corruption of the mask he would've become a villain.
He would've eaten Valentine's asshole if it let him walk.
He did it for the children, to stop drug sells to kids.
It's almost September, are we finally ready for the "Favourite Villain/Fetish" poll or are you guys not interested anymore? That would be understandable.
I might start it up on the first, but only after threads hit bump limit if you guys are still into it.
I've been waiting all fucking month, hell yes
any signs of part 4 anime coming?
Sounds good to me.
Go for it, make sure you stick to one thread only.
I thought it was zombies that got corrupt, Do you get anything other than a thirst of blood with the stone mask?
A mother willing to die for her own child turned around and ripped his flesh apart in the thirst for blood after the stone mask, and she was a living human.
The mask itself is the embodiment of evil, it tends to turn people insane.
Open the door
Get on the Floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur
Is that George or Giorno?
Giorno. It says his name in sushi letters on the picture.
RUN AWAY. THE LOVE TRAIN HAS BEEN DERAILED
This was a pretty great thread.
Holy shit, anymore of these? Part 7 characters re-enacting Part 1?
It's because I didn't shit it up with no fun allowed shit. I doubt anyone noticed.
Giorno as the villain of Stone Ocean. I don't want this to happen.
@Garbage Can Lid
Not him, but I did notice. Thank you for not being a cunt.
is that egoraptor?
Can someone explain the origin of this image? The bottom left panels seem real.
im pretty sure someone made it to fuck with people
It's something Sheeky Forums made a long time ago, check the archives.
Lost cause. Waiting for Antfish.
Giorno as your favourite character
I'm not one to talk since mine is Jotaro, but really?
It's the exact scene in Part 6 when Jotaro stops time and saves Jolyne from Gay Priest, just redrawn with DIO and the Part 5 cast. I don't have the original image.
No problem. This thread is the reason why I need to cut that shit out.
I REJECT MY HUMANITY, GYRO!
I had this theory that we never saw DIO's actual stand, and that his own stand was a passive one that allowed him to emulate the other stands of the Joestar bloodline. He never used Holly or Josuke's stands because they weren't fully developed. It also fits with the theme of DIO lusting after the Joestars' strength, and it would be ironic if he beat Jotaro and Joseph only to have The World and The Passion/whatever his Hermit Purple's called disappear on him
Because they haven't read it and they're burgers.