Where do you think Shinji's penis is?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Huh? Would you be hard on the same situation?

Techpill
Techpill

@Ignoramus
Nigga Asuka is the sex doll, not Rei.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Techpill
oh my afro american brotha, damn straight

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Ignoramus
what's wrong with rei's mid section?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Shinji is gay so he's probably not hard either.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Ignoramus
It's Shinji we're talking about so his penis is flaccid.
If Rei was in comatose state lying around that would be other thing.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Ignoramus
dude, that's like his mom

Nojokur
Nojokur

@viagrandad
oh, kaoru

takes2long
takes2long

@DeathDog
It's a girl his age with his mums genes, so basically his sister.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Ignoramus
That's pretty ugly shot for BD rip.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Ignoramus

Not inside the damn robot as usual.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Techpill
I'm rubber you're glue
Ebin, never gets old.

Methnerd
Methnerd

I'd be really weirded out by the fact that a clone of my mom was not only straddling me but fazing into my chest cavity.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Methnerd
weirded out
That's a strange way to say 'erect'.

idontknow
idontknow

fuck, my retarded seedbox refuses to start downloading the disc 1 torrent. why doesn't it have a tracker??

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
Probably. Only took a kiss for me to get ROCK HARD when I was 14.

Rei da best

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Crazy_Nice
That's because it's not what I'm saying.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
in OPs mouth

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Ignoramus
What is even going on in this scene.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Methnerd
Rei isn't really a clone of your mom, she's got some of your moms genes mixed in with Angel DNA.

You'll be looking for a woman like your mom (provided your mom wasn't abusive and you had a normal relationship) in your adult life, and Rei is that except she's also above humanity.

Literal best girl for realists.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Evil_kitten
Slow down there Freud

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@StrangeWizard
Freud is out, modern evolutionary psychology is IN.

Also, Yui ain't your mom. Hell it shouldn't matter, even to Shinji.

5mileys
5mileys

@Ignoramus
Girls usually don't have penises, I think.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Ignoramus
Inside Rei's vajayjay.

Not that it matters, he had conflicted and disspointing instrumentality sex with asuka and loving alien impact sex with Kaworu.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@DeathDog
even BETTER

Illusionz
Illusionz

@DeathDog
But she's like everyone's mom

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Ignoramus
Shinji had a penis?!!

TreeEater
TreeEater

How big is Shinji's dick?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@TreeEater
smaller than average tbh (to be honest)

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Ignoramus
Technically he is fucking his mother.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Dreamworx
No, technically, he isn't.

TechHater
TechHater

@Evil_kitten
You'll be looking for a woman like your mom (provided your mom wasn't abusive and you had a normal relationship) in your adult life
That's wrong though. People gravitate towards people like them, not their parents.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Techpill
rei
not a sex doll
Nigga she is being cloned to create more sex dolls for gendo to break.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@TreeEater
Nice meme.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Devoted Asukafag here. Totally fine with the interpretation that Shinji and Rei got down in the LCL sea. I mean look at this face. What else would that smile be trying to communicate. To say nothing of the fact that the previous scene is at night and one cut later the scene is during the day.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I wish to molest Shinji

Playboyize
Playboyize

@RumChicken
Me too. I want to molest him on a train.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@RumChicken
Is your dick big enough to satisfy him?

King_Martha
King_Martha

@TalkBomber
no bottoms
one sock off
hands between thighs

iluvmen
iluvmen

@kizzmybutt
tbh (to be honest)

RavySnake
RavySnake

@TalkBomber
wearing Kaworu's shirt

TechHater
TechHater

I always thought they were fused together in that scene, like how her hands go through his body

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Ignoramus
Inside Kaworu

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@Playboyize
implying Kaworu is the bottom

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@VisualMaster
I didn't say his ass

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Playboyize
Other way around

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@iluvmen
mfw (my face when)

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Ignoramus
Well, I don't think he's actually a physical body at that point
I thought that was just a visual meant to show that some abstract metaphysical shit is going on

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stark_Naked
Devoted Reifag here.

I hate every single one of you that absolutely need to find sexual or shipping meaning in a scene like this as if it really matter.
Much more do I hate you for actually thinking you're being open and accepting for engaging in that bullshit.

But seriously, no hate, I'm just frustrated with it all.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Playboyize

hate
hate
no hate

Buy a prostitute and work off that agression.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Playboyize
No one cares what you think

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@kizzmybutt
(to be honest)

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Illusionz
Rei =/= Lilith

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Ignoramus
Limp between his legs. That face of misery shows it all.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

If you all love your moms that much, you shouldn't have come out of her womb.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@w8t4u
Rei is literally the soul of Lilith in a human body.

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