Friendly reminder that this is a comedy, and you should not apply your...

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Friendly reminder that this is a comedy, and you should not apply your haremshit logic to it.

All urls found in this thread:
http://strawpoll.me/5328162
http://krautchan.net/files/1440802154001.webm
Playboyize
Playboyize

@Stark_Naked
has 3 girls wanting his penis
not a harlem

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Stark_Naked
sleep tight OP

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm trying but this face doesn't make things easy.

http://strawpoll.me/5328162

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
3
Umaru doesn't count.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Stark_Naked
harems can be comedies and this show is shit.

Inmate
Inmate

Could have fooled me. I thought Comedy were supposed to be funny.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

DAGA

girlDog
girlDog

@Stark_Naked
you will never have such a demanding imouto that will always be great and have awesome grades because she likes putting up a front but she's a brocon

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@CodeBuns
He meant Afro

idontknow
idontknow

@Sharpcharm
Why does this anime feel so greatly for her? I really want her to get Taihei now. Damn man, that episode ending was right into my feels.

idontknow
idontknow

@Stark_Naked
this is a comedy
Isn't comedy supposed to be, y'know, funny?

eGremlin
eGremlin

@CodeBuns
It will. It's foreshadowed she is not her real sister.

Methshot
Methshot

@eGremlin
I know you are bullshitting but this would explain the gossip about Umaru being from a rich family and Taihei still works his ass off.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Stark_Naked
Does Japan really have Crystal Pepsi in stores?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Harmless_Venom
why

Nojokur
Nojokur

@eGremlin
If this is true she owns him a ton of dickings

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Cola cherrie

Why is this drink so underrated?
its my favourite.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@eGremlin
His mother looks like Umaru, she's his real sister.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@SomethingNew
I hope your drown in it.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Supergrass
I hope your drown in it.
Thanks, I guess.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@VisualMaster
Taihei is the one adopted

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SomethingNew
cherry
not vanilla

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Stark_Naked
For you.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@PurpleCharger
SHIKASHI

5mileys
5mileys

@SomethingNew
That scene was great.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
thanks?

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Stark_Naked
this is a comedy
Then why doesn't it make anyone laugh?

FastChef
FastChef

@Emberfire
/thread

purge your hard drives, heretics.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@Flameblow
Nice, can I save this?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Crazy_Nice
Ha-ha, save it friends, it's all yours. :)

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@idontknow
@idontknow
I don't know if you noticed, but 98% of the time Japanese humor isn't actually funny.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@Emberfire
nice conjecture

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Everyone wants this vanilla-ass character.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

It has to be funny to be a comedy.

Which is not.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@CodeBuns

humour is subjective

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@CodeBuns
an aging, unwanted christmas cake career woman and a meek stutterblob afraid of her own shadow both prefer the safe choice.
Gee, I wonder why.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Anyone know who bottom left reference is?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@AwesomeTucker
one's a childhood friend and the other is a naive country bumpkin

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
@CodeBuns
Because it's genre.Family guy isn't funny either yet it's still comedy.

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Supergrass
see

@DeathDog

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Illusionz
Hicks love the Chef.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Stark_Naked
Being a comedy doesn't exclude it from also being harem shit.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@King_Martha
Being a good series excludes it from being harem shit

eGremlin
eGremlin

This is a mediocre comedy. If I wanted a slice of life with comedy I'd go with Ichigo Mashimaro.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Anybody read those doujins yet?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Stark_Naked
MMF
MMF
MMF
MMF

farquit
farquit

@Inmate
Looks like she finally got fanart

askme
askme

@farquit
@Inmate
Hmmm... I don't like that they increased her bust size, but I guess beggars can't be choosers in this case.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Sharpcharm
60% kanau-favored
Did Sheeky Forums finally get over it's crippling case of shit taste?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@VisualMaster
Taihei is adopted or his father remarried that's why he saw somebody that resemble umaru in his childhood. It's shown too in the anime.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@askme
That's like a beggar complaining he got too much change.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@iluvmen
Pettan is justice

TreeEater
TreeEater

@eGremlin
So "incest" end. Dropped already

WebTool
WebTool

@eGremlin
It's not, are you retarded? Did you even read the manga?

whereismyname
whereismyname

@TreeEater
It's not incest. They're not blood related.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Methshot
fights head of the family
gets kicked out
suddenly you have to work to maintain yourself

Not uncommon in Japan

Supergrass
Supergrass

@iluvmen
I love big tits just as much as I love itty bitty boats, I'm just not a fan of artists unnecessarily increasing a character's bust size. Kanau's A cups are cute.

@TreeEater
No what cares what you do, you reactionary fag.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@whereismyname
Did you read the manga or you just want to pair them so hard that your retarded brain has to make up stupid shit like that?

DeathDog
DeathDog

@WebTool
In the anime taihei met a stranger of grown umaru when he was child. So it's mostly his father is remarried or he is adopted by that family.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@DeathDog
secondary trying to explain a series

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@Sharpcharm
Why did you get triggered so much, stupif. It's shown in the anime so go fuck yourself.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@DeathDog
met a stranger of grown umaru when he was child
Do you even English?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@CouchChiller
What, who cares i was secondary or not. It's a fact in the anime it is shown like that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@PurpleCharger
stupif

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@PurpleCharger
implying anybody cares what a stupid secondary thinks

Nojokur
Nojokur

@JunkTop
Idiot, your grammar sucks. You need to say that to yourself.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm sick of Ebina porn, where is the Sylphyn.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PurpleCharger
Neither the anime or the manga imply they're not blood related, are you stupid?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@Sharpcharm
inb4 anime original ending where Taihei hooks up with Kanau
Would anyone actually mind?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@PackManBrainlure
Are you idiot. Is english is your 5th language because your sentence doesn't make any sense.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Nojokur
Try go to english classes and come back when you can communicate whatever you wanted to say instead of getting mad to others for not being able to write properly, you retard

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Carnalpleasure
Can you repeat that in english? Your english sucks a lot.

askme
askme

@JunkTop
Anime end is with Kanau
Manga end is with Ebin
Kirie, Umaru, and Slyphy have regular threesomes in both
There, now everyone's happy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@StrangeWizard
You must be learn learnt your english in a zoo. Fuck off.

Methshot
Methshot

@Playboyize
@StrangeWizard
@PackManBrainlure
Not him and I agree he's an idiot, but when ever you lead your argument with an attack on one's fluency in a language (unless they're attacking your fluency or boasting about their own) it makes you seem incredibly pitiful and childish, and pretty much ruins the impact of your argument.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@PackManBrainlure
@Playboyize
Do you know how to read or you're just retarded?

5mileys
5mileys

Bomber needs to be removed, Just give us Kirie and Umaru and be done with it.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Playboyize
@iluvmen
Dude if you can't refute an argument don't use the "your english sucks lol" card, it makes you look stupid

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@CouchChiller
Go away idiot. You must be keep skipping your english classes at elementary school.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@BunnyJinx
Can you try to write properly? Thank you

Flameblow
Flameblow

@StonedTime
Next time before preaching someone about his typo or his english, make sure your english is not at elementary school level.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Flameblow
Same goes to you, my good man

takes2long
takes2long

@Flameblow
getting triggered because somebody points how shitty your grammar is

w8t4u
w8t4u

@MPmaster
No, you're the one starting it and honestly you need to learn proper english first before posting. Actually i don't care about your grammar because i'm using phone but you're stupid and obnoxious.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@w8t4u
See@takes2long
It's funny how mad you get

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stark_Naked
harem can't be comedy

Also Umaru isn't funny. Its a show about a selfish girl who's mean to her brother that's so shallow she can't bear to show her true self to her friends as she cares too much about her public appearance. Fuck her.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@takes2long
No, I'm triggered because his grammar is beyond shitty.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

why is Bomber objectively the best male character in the show?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Carnalpleasure
Comedic relief bro characters are almost always amazing.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Can we just nuke this thread now?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@StrangeWizard
No, my grammar is good. It's just mostly that your english is beyond sucks.

StonedTime
StonedTime

@viagrandad
getting triggered because somebody says your grammar is shit
getting triggered because somebody points out how mad you got

Lunatick
Lunatick

@TalkBomber
No, my grammar is good
Sure thing bro, assuming english is your 4th language your grammar is preety good

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Stark_Naked
are those piss bottles?

girlDog
girlDog

@Methnerd
pissing cola
That's a good way to make money

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Stark_Naked
I've been to funerals more funny than this show

Bidwell
Bidwell

@StonedTime
Ah well i did misread something. Ah well prolly because i'm too sleepy and using my phone.

farquit
farquit

This series is just getting better, I might to jump on to the manga once its over

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Bidwell
Are you seriously trying to use that as an excuse? Hilarious

Methshot
Methshot

Ebina will end up with Bomber

Kirie will end up with Alex

Sylphin will end up with Ebina's brother I guess

Taihei will fuck Kanau

Umaru will stop being an autist and become a productive member of society by becoming a professional otaku-idol like Shoko-tan or something

This is how the series will end. My dad works at Kodokawa, he told me so

StonedTime
StonedTime

Daily reminder

Fresca>Coke>Water>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pepsi

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Carnalpleasure
All these people hating Bomber

girlDog
girlDog

Being best girl is suffering.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Deadlyinx
No, i don't care but whatever.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Burnblaze
You know, if you really wouldn't care you wouldn't try to do damage control as hard as you're doing

Techpill
Techpill

@idontknow
I find it funny. Not "haha funny", but generally absurd and quirky. It's not necessarily a japanese style comedy either. This formula has been around in the west for ages.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Stupidasole
mix with cherry coke

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@eGremlin
I actually only misread one thing that ' neither' word. It doesn't help that he keep asking the question that i have answered .That user being bad at english is true.

massdebater
massdebater

@MPmaster
I guess character development is something you don't like. Go back to watching funny haremshits then.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Methnerd
@Stark_Naked
Why do characters like this exist? Why are otaku coddled and told that there are cute girls just like them?

Otaku need to be shown how ugly they are.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Methshot
Kadokawa isn't publisher of this manga.

Methshot
Methshot

@girlDog
Being a coward is her own fault.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@eGremlin
implying Otaku are good at fighting games

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Gigastrength
As I said, of you wouldn't care you would've stopped writing a while ago, stop trying so hard, that damage is done now

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Need_TLC
thanks anonnymouse

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

she's a beta cuck but i still love her

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Flameblow
8.5/10

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Harmless_Venom
is done
of

SniperGod
SniperGod

@DeathDog
Trying to point out other people's misspells is not going to help you either

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@DeathDog
over two thousand years after the death of our Lord and saviour
trying to be a grammar nazi

farquit
farquit

this entire thread

What is it about Umaru that drives people mad?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

@farquit
Fuck you

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@massdebater
harems can't have character development
You have never watched Tenchi Muyo. Its brilliant because of the characters and how they grow. And if Umaru actually becomes not shitty then I take back everything. But I suspect she'll never get out of her asshole phase.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@farquit
Just try starting a thread on /v/ with an umaru pic.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@Garbage Can Lid
You have never watched Tenchi Muyo
Its brilliant because of the characters and how they grow

So you haven't watched it

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@farquit
She's an asshole. She's rude and takes advantage of her brother. She cares about her public image so much so that she'd hide who she is as a person. She looks cute while not acting cute.

@Sir_Gallonhead
Which one did you watch?

likme
likme

@haveahappyday

I'm only here because of those /v/ umaru threads

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Garbage Can Lid
Stay with your haremshits, also please drop this show and it's threads.

WebTool
WebTool

@Soft_member
It's like harem. Sooner or latter umaru will be revealed as non blood related with his oniichan

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@WebTool
That still doesn't make romance between them.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@WebTool
@Lord_Tryzalot
Also, Umaru is MC, not Taihei.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Lord_Tryzalot
They're still a young couple and even much younger in the world of true love.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Snarelure
Heroine name in the title is not rare for harem genre.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Reminder that Kirie is a bitch who is actively plotting to destroy Komaru's smile by hooking Ebina up with Onii-chan.
Sylphin is the only girl who deserves to win the Umarubowl.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@iluvmen
@PackManBrainlure
But this is not a harem retards.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@viagrandad
Soon it will be. Much Sooner than you think. It's foreshadowed and heading that way.

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Stupidasole
Why not both?

likme
likme

Can someone post the himouto version of nuclear?

TreeEater
TreeEater

@cum2soon
How it will happen? Umaru is MC not Taihei.
It's foreshadowed and heading that way
What is foreshadowed?

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Dreamworx
another faggot who didn't watch the series. She is actually a kind and nice girl.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@TreeEater
Kirie/Sylphy both want Umaru
not a harem

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Stark_Naked
Is there an edit yet

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Crazy_Nice
It's also not a yuri manga/anime.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@TreeEater
Is there some underlying meaning why she looks just like Umaru, or is it just a case of sameface

RumChicken
RumChicken

http://krautchan.net/files/1440802154001.webm

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@SniperGod
I don't care and I still think umaru is cute, but taking temporary breaks from being an asshole doesn't make you nice. In fact she's pretty much done absolutely nothing for her brother, ever.

It's just that, who cares, moe moe kyuun

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Help me, Sheeky Forums, how can I make Kanau win?

WebTool
WebTool

@Harmless_Venom
You've got my bow

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Harmless_Venom
Win what?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@LuckyDusty
The Taih eyb owl

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@LuckyDusty
the Taiheib owl
all she's gotta do is beat the tittymonster and get Umaru to stop making her brother spend every waking moment he has outside of work doting on her

so yeah she pretty much lost

Snarelure
Snarelure

@Boy_vs_Girl
my heart

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@RumChicken
so did he summon her or not

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Skullbone
@SomethingNew
Sorry, but it appears that Kirie is voting for Ebina to win the Taiheibowl.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@w8t4u
Ebina
winning
losing her servant AND one of her groupies would force Umaru to summon every scrap of manipulative evil in her blood.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
I'd like to see that.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I want to marry Sylphynford!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

tfw waiting for lyger and friends

Emberfire
Emberfire

@TreeEater
That Sylphyn ass

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@eGremlin
Otaku need to be shown how ugly they are.

Gintama did it

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@Stupidasole
living the dream

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Stupidasole
Eating delicious things
Watching fun things

Methshot
Methshot

@eGremlin
alienating your audience seems like a good business strategy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@girlDog
How about getting some rare form of diabetes that makes you piss insulin?

I probably shouldn't post when tired.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Dreamworx
pretty much this, I fucking hate how she manipulates her brother and has no value of money, chugs cola and eats shit snacks yet doesn't have rotten teeth and isn't a fat ass and also is the best at everything without trying, also whenever she goes out anywhere literally everyone statically stares at her
Syphilis tries hard to be the best but always comes next best but she doesn't settle at least she has spirit and isn't ashamed about playing videogames

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Stark_Naked
If only Sheeky Forums thought like you. Nowadays if a show has one male and two females it's considered a harem.

farquit
farquit

@Sharpcharm
Fucking slut, she was never really Bomber's friend, she only tolerated him because he is Taihei's best friend. Women don't understand friendship or loyalty.

happy_sad
happy_sad

@farquit
Same with Umaru and Ebina. Ebina doesn't care about Umaru, she just wants Taihei's cock.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@SniperGod
That scene with the Migu doll and guilt trip was fucked up and not nice.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Stark_Naked
If there more than two girls showing affection, no matter the kind of affection, to a single male Sheeky Forums will call it harem, and all little sisters wants their brothers dicks, there will be always a slut and at least two girls that will divide threads about how is the perfect one.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Why haven't Sylphyn and Onii-chan interacted yet?

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Sharpcharm
No Captcha

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
First, she already have a kind onii-chan

Second, she interact most with UMR on their time out of school.

Third: Taihei is probably working and comes late, way after Slyphy have left.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@ZeroReborn
I'm just wondering why they've never so much as said "'Sup." to each other.
Umaru and Kanau have a similar no-interaction-allowed thing going on right now. I hope that changes.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@Gigastrength
I want to see sylphyn bully fuck onii san

King_Martha
King_Martha

@CouchChiller
why couldn't we have these guys in the anime?!

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