Why is Gohda the best seacat?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why is Gohda the best seacat?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Because he's the culprit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I want to deito Lucifer.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yes, he's magical Gohda chef.

likme
likme

Post some good umineko songs.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIhkXQtSuD4

Bidwell
Bidwell

@CouchChiller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKigqGFe3Ks

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dORf0tLaSn8

Firespawn
Firespawn

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG3MJpnt1gA

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Evilember
Does Gohda get all the bitches?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RavySnake
probably all except Mammon.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Crazy_Nice
Ange and Mammon are the cutest together.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@MPmaster
Not a fan of Mammon.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@MPmaster
there are enough stakes for everyone.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
That's a good thing.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@Nude_Bikergirl
Leviathan and Satan are actually happy
must be a special day.

WebTool
WebTool

@Lord_Tryzalot
Every beach day is a happy day.

massdebater
massdebater

@WebTool
Somebody has to have a big scan of this

massdebater
massdebater

@massdebater
I've asked several times, no luck so far.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@likme
This is the best OST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_2Sso-JoO4
Prove me wrong. You can't.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

@massdebater
That's some impressive hardware.

massdebater
massdebater

Take it back

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Carnalpleasure
You're wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfIsbeR6nWw

StonedTime
StonedTime

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNl4PNFubvQ

eGremlin
eGremlin

I want to deito Beato.

cum2soon
cum2soon

wake up, see this. What to do?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@cum2soon
Jackpot

King_Martha
King_Martha

@Lunatick
Rejecting Rosa-obasan

What a fag

Techpill
Techpill

@King_Martha
More like Rosa-obaasan

JunkTop
JunkTop

@BunnyJinx
This scene was so good

massdebater
massdebater

Yasu did nothing wrong.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@Dreamworx
Stake SoL OVA never
Stake PVC scale figures never
Why live?

Emberburn
Emberburn

@massdebater
@BunnyJinx

reminder to join the alpha test for more HD seacat resources

farquit
farquit

@Emberburn
What alpha test?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@farquit
the ps3ification project currently on eps 1 & 2

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I want to cuddle with Dlanor.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Stupid, sexy Stakes.

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Deadlyinx
Isn't that already released though?

Techpill
Techpill

@iluvmen
yes for the first. currently doing the 2nd alpha (skipped rondo because DEEN) and it includes the first episode

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Reminder that if you believe in the Shkannon theory you have been tricked by R07. The culprit is and can only be Rosa, and in fact there is no way that Shannon=Kanon to begin with.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Does anyone have the fullsize PS3 sprites for ep1-4?
The links I found were dead.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@SomethingNew
@Fried_Sushi
why does he look like a trash man?

Methnerd
Methnerd

PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS
PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS
PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS
PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS
PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS
PAPERWEIGHTS PAPERWEIGHTS

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

What's the best showdown and why is it Final Answer?

Actually ep5 is the perfect episode in general but FUCK is that ??? ever the best part of the series.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@New_Cliche
Dlanor's mons pubis is a miracle of the universe.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Sir_Gallonhead
Because Erika got BTFO

farquit
farquit

OH YAH VAWY GOOD

ONE MOAH

w8t4u
w8t4u

@Sir_Gallonhead
What

hairygrape
hairygrape

@SomethingNew
How does anybody still like this after the shit show that was the last chapters?

I'm STILL mad that Beato was a retarded transgendered slut with multiple personalities.

She was literally fucking all the cousins except for the irritating loli.

I want the time I invested into this series returned to me. Fucking hell.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
multiple personalities
And that's where you fucked up.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@hairygrape
Whoops, forgot to mention she's an incest baby two times over to boot.

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Lord_Tryzalot
How?

She was literally the entire maid service. We even get scenes where she presumably talks to herself.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@hairygrape
Meta world Beato was a girl at least probably.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@MPmaster
@SniperWish
She

*It, you mean, need to use the gender neutral here.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@SniperWish
You labeled it as her having multiple personalities when she was fully aware of what she was doing at all times. Kanon, Shannon, and Beatrice were like different personas or characters being played by Yasu as opposed to split personalities, though they started out as nothing more than imaginary friends.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Methnerd
I think I'd prefer Yasu to be deeply insane as opposed to knowingly fucking every cousin it could get its hands on.

DeathDog
DeathDog

@ZeroReborn
Oh, Yasu fucking hated the fact that she wanted to fug 3 of her relatives. It was only about a year before the series started that she found out she was an incest baby born of rape, but by that point it was really difficult for her to just stop loving them. All that just feeded into her self-loathing, which is already pretty bad because of her naturally low self-esteem.

I always figured that Yasu was at least partially crazy to begin with because incest, and she definitely is, but she is overall relatively sane. Just very, very, very, very, very, very depressed.

Honestly, if I was her and I found out all that shit, I would've broken it off with Joji instantly. The guy's already a fat fuck, finding out he's my cousin too would be the last straw.

Snarelure
Snarelure

@SniperWish
@hairygrape
Shkannontrice isn't real and was proven false in Ep6. Rosa and George are the culprits with Nanjo as assistance.

It's really obvious. She let Beatrice slip off the cliff when was she younger, and that caused her to grow up crazy. She turns into "Beatrice" when she beats Maria. That's why Maria talks about the good mommy and the bad mommy all of the time.

And that's why Maria is comfortable enough to take the umbrella. It's Rosa.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperWish
No there was 7 maids total.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Methnerd
It's just more retarded and convoluted that way.

R07 is a hack and will never live up to the masterpiece that Higurashi was.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@GoogleCat
How is it convoluted and retarded? No one ever legit criticizes it, they just mindlessly insult it without explaining why.

And R07 isn't a hack. Even when disregarding Seacats, he wrote Higu, Higanbana, and RGD, all 3 of which were undeniably great.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Methnerd
Sexy, lovable paperweights.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Without lovin' it, it can not be seen.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is the posting best seacat guy dead?

RumChicken
RumChicken

Lambdadelta

idontknow
idontknow

@RumChicken
Cutest but not sexiest Witch.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@GoogleCat
masterpiece that Higurashi
Umineko is better than Higurashi though

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@RumChicken
yes?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Bern is love. Bern is life.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

@iluvmen
Sure that that's Rosa?
I mean, red eyes and no one-winged eagle on the underwear..

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Supergrass
Yasu, what have you done. Killing the Ushiromiyas forced the remaining furniture to look for a new working place...

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Lunatick
trans half-cousin & half-uncle beato
okay
imouto
okay
full aunt
not okay!

what the fuck battler?

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Methnerd
Kinzo genes.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@New_Cliche
The culprit is and can only be Rosa
How

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Harmless_Venom
Satan needs more attention.

white hair
drills
angry hatesex

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@RumChicken
Every Stake needs much more attention except Mammon, She has the most.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@VisualMaster
I have no clue. It's tagged as Rosa from Umineko all over the internet.

Inmate
Inmate

@cum2soon
I... I can see your pussy

Methshot
Methshot

@LuckyDusty
Reminder that Shion went to the same school as Ange.

JunkTop
JunkTop

@RumChicken
who knows, maybe she's secretly the romantic type?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@CodeBuns
Playing tough to get eh?

girlDog
girlDog

I want to kiss Yasu where it smells funny.

5mileys
5mileys

@SniperGod
@idontknow
Why do they have such perfect bodies for both breeding and loving?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

@likme
Best track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiK7XBm0qI

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@SomethingNew
Gohda was a comedic relief character
We will never see the magical Gohda chef obliterating hundreds of goats at once

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Fuzzy_Logic
Asmodeus
every time.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@girlDog
If Yasu doesn't have a cock and balls how does she pee now? Also I'm pretty sure you have to keep that area disinfected if you're transgender since it isn't a real vagina, wouldn't people notice that medical disinfectant is being imported to the island or is found in Shannon and Kanon's things?

Well I guess the fact that Yasu could be both Shannon and Kanon and no one fucking noticed already stretches the imagination, especially with both George and Jessica wanting to bang them even if the adults didn't give a shit and Battler had been away for too long to easily notice they were the same fucking person and Maria too autistic to do anything.

Techpill
Techpill

Rudolf war lucky to score Belphegor.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

@Techpill
was

FastChef
FastChef

@Techpill
RIP Belphegor
????-right now

death by Kirei

farquit
farquit

@likme
Best UNTZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P25cSLgQ0kg
I never understood why that awesome bass was removed in the version on the OST CDs.

viagrandad
viagrandad

@RumChicken
Do you have that fat bern cosplay pic?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Okay so Ep 1 culprits are Yasu, Eva and Yoshi, Ep 2 is Yasu and Rosa, Ep 3 is Yasu getting BTFO and Eva, Ep 4 is Yasu going on a rampage and then forcing some people to talk via phone, Ep 6 is Battler pranking Erika who then murders everyone, Ep 7 tea party are Rudolf and Kyrie, Ep 8 bern's game is Battler, Kyrie and Rudolf and in the real world the culprit is Okonogi
So who is Ep 5 culprit?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Playboyize
In every episode Gohda is the culprit.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@New_Cliche
@Playboyize
See:
@Snarelure

girlDog
girlDog

@GoogleCat
Fuck off

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@girlDog
/v/

RavySnake
RavySnake

@viagrandad
Nope, but i'm very much interested in seeing it now.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@viagrandad
@RavySnake
Found it!

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Raving_Cute
You still have to give props to the outfit. If she made it that's super well done.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@likme
A personal favorite https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOyBGo4vjBg

SniperWish
SniperWish

@Techpill
Belphegor is confirmed to be the best lay, right?

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Spamalot
RIP anon's virginity

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Gigastrength
No he's right, I wasn't asking for the answer to any mysteries I was asking how the fuck does Yasu pee and manage to live as a transgender chick in the 1980s back when transgender, gay and crossdresser were all considered related fetishes or mental illnesses

farquit
farquit

/r/catalog#s=osa_is_best_milf

Snarelure
Snarelure

@New_Cliche
So what you're saying is that Ryukishi wasn't dumb enough to actually expect us to believe that Yasu could be Shannon and Kanon?

RumChicken
RumChicken

@farquit
Choked on the red?!

StonedTime
StonedTime

@Flameblow
But user transgenders, gays, and crossdressers all are considered fetishes or mental illnesses.

MPmaster
MPmaster

@StonedTime
/pol/

Spamalot
Spamalot

@TalkBomber
Higurashi's faults could be forgiven because it was about a hot blooded highschooler and his harem fighting bad guys and a localized virus

5mileys
5mileys

Shiki can kill witches
Discuss

likme
likme

You get to have a foursome with one MILF, one witch and a furniture. Which one do you pick?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Snarelure

This is objectively wrong to several degrees

Flameblow
Flameblow

@Spamalot
How was it "his" harem? Sion and Mion were stronger characters than him.

TechHater
TechHater

@StonedTime
You have to say it in red :3

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

speaking of cosplay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@Deadlyinx
Objectively wrong
I think that Yasu is the cuprit, but you can't really say that something in Umineko is objetive

Nojokur
Nojokur

@likme
MILF: Yasu's mom
Witch: Beatrice
Furniture: Shannon

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Deadlyinx
Yes your post is.

MPmaster
MPmaster

/t/catalog#s=esting-how-to-make-the-red-work

happy_sad
happy_sad

@Flameblow
Because he had the dick and Mion wanted it, you dumb faggot

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Nojokur
Kinzo go to bed you are drunk again

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@MPmaster
/i/'m-a-witch-now!

Playboyize
Playboyize

@New_Cliche

Flip that, its not that I can prove with certainty that Yasu is the culprit, but that it's not hard to take the "Rosatrice" theory down.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@happy_sad
No she didn't, and having a dick doesn't mean harem. That's like saying because Sion has a vagina anyone without one is in her harem.

TechHater
TechHater

@Fried_Sushi

Believing Rosa was the culprit
2015

Literally retarded.

FastChef
FastChef

@likme
Milf:Rosa
Witch:Lambda
Furniture:Luci

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

@Burnblaze
She 100% wanted to fuck him, stay mad nerdboi

Shion had her faggot sleeping prince

idontknow
idontknow

@Poker_Star
Oh right! I'm not a witch, /i/catalog#s=-am-a-sorcerer

SniperWish
SniperWish

@TechHater
having no refutation
I know you are. No need to remind us.

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Need_TLC
Why would I be mad? You're the one who doesn't know the definition of harem, dumbshit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

@Playboyize
Yasu theory is full of holes too
You could say that Yasu theory has "the heart" and you could bend the red truth meaning so it makes sense, while the Rosa theory has a really convoluted motive but the execution of the murders would fit the red truths better.
Also in a 80 hours long novel where less than 33% is things that objetively happened(even then most of the "objetive" parts are forgeries)
you can shoot down most theories due to how you can interpret things.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@Nojokur
Not picking Claire as furniture

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Dreamworx
user it's all the same boy pussy though.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@whereismyname
There are a bunch of girls who want K-1's dick

That's a harem, stay mad you plebbitor filthscum

whereismyname
whereismyname

@Carnalpleasure
It's one yet many user

Playboyize
Playboyize

r07 was probably originally going for the Rosatrice theory before his friend died. Then rest of the VN went on a trainwreck and we ended up with the Yasu "solution".

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Emberburn
One maybe is not a "harem". Even if it were two it still wouldn't be a harem.

I'm going to close this thread now. That means your response tears won't be reaching me. Stay embarrassed dumbshit. You acted out like some kind of retard because you were mad that you misused a word.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@Playboyize
There were hints about Yasu from the very beginning.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Shit cannon trees theory

Who spread this shit?

JunkTop
JunkTop

@likme
not the magical gohda chef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1JrGJtpnMs

iluvmen
iluvmen

@Playboyize
It's not a solution. It's basically a retard magnet to obscure the actual solution. That way Umineko stays true to the mystery genre instead of just giving it out. Shkannon was plainly "given out" (as bait) which is how you know it's not the answer, because that's not how Umineko works.

People incapable of being basic detective work will believe something as trainwreck as shkannon while the people who put in 30 minutes of thinking time will see the obvious solution.

Methshot
Methshot

wich youmeeneekoo wud u fug?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

What would you do Sheeky Forums?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@Methshot
*witch

w8t4u
w8t4u

@VisualMaster
I wish the full thread was archived somewhere

Supergrass
Supergrass

@likme
Eva's reaction there gets me everytime.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Supergrass
Ange doesn't get the attention she deserves. She's extremely sexual.

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
Huh? I always had the impression that a big part of the Umineko pics available features Ange. Also she appears in almost every doujin i saw to this time (granted, it weren't many.)

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@FastChef
Yeah, sure but she barely gets mentioned on Sheeky Forums.

Techpill
Techpill

@SomethingNew

Why would people give attention to corned human?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Umineko has way too many sexy female characters.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I want to shower Yasu with love.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@likme
Rosa, Ange, Lucifer.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@eGremlin
Cute.

Nojokur
Nojokur

no Stake 8some
Why live?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

@Evil_kitten
The cutest.

cum2soon
cum2soon

@Skullbone
@Stupidasole
At least she is honest.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

@Harmless_Venom
what is she doing in the fridge?

TechHater
TechHater

@Nude_Bikergirl
Keeping herself fresh for Battler.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@iluvmen
No, you're an idiot for thinking it's intended to be a mystery story when it's a tragedy. Rosa is not the culprit.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Stupidasole
There is no objective viewpoint
It's totally a mystery
I honestly don't understand how people can still believe that.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Evil_kitten
Because Ryukishi endlessly advertised it as one, and that put into there minds the stupid assumption that he's going to be putting super amazing mystery puzzles into and and that the story would correspond as such. As a result, they just spout that he must have changed the story after BT died, which is a stupid assumption to make when you actually look back at the earlier episodes. They give him too much credit and refuse to actually look at what's going on in the story because they're so butthurt that Ryukishi never intended for it to be a mystery and fooled all his fans into thinking it was going to be one.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Nojokur
Why are they bathing in semen?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Booteefool
It wasn't a bath at first.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Dreamworx
mah nigga

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Booteefool
that's milk. They are doing the Cleopatra.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@likme
no good milf doujin where Battler gets it on with the Ushiromiya moms
Natsuhi is the timid milf who eventually gives into lewd
Eva is the obligatory hatefuck milf with some minor dominatrix fetish
Rosa is the slut milf who's suspiciously open about doing lewd
Kyrie's dead and a shit tier

this is absolute hell

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@Raving_Cute
could bend the red truth
What´s wrong with it?
If i am beatrice i would tell the truth exectly in that way.
Yasu theory is full of holes too
Which?

Evilember
Evilember

I shed a tear at this scene every time.

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Evilember
Is that from steam?

Methshot
Methshot

@Booteefool
yes

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Booteefool
I honestly have no clue I found it on some blog on the Internet.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

@Methshot
How do the Stakes look like?

massdebater
massdebater

@Stark_Naked
you're mom

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@RavySnake
Yet nobody gives proper criticism of why it's good either.

I personally think R07 is hack because he wrote something good like Higurashi, then made a more ambitious project to just end in a trainwreck.

Haven't read Higanbana nor RGD, so my opinion of him can slightly get better though.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

/n/catalog#s=ew_sprites_are_better_than_the_old_sprites

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@Raving_Cute
Back that failed red up.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Carnalpleasure
fug ;_;

Evilember
Evilember

@Carnalpleasure
Did you just have a stroke typing that?

FastChef
FastChef

@SomethingNew
Posting best Seacat.

FastChef
FastChef

Try number two

/n/catalog#s=ew+sprites+are+better+than+the+old+sprites

hairygrape
hairygrape

@FastChef
that's a strange way to show Jessica.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

/c/catalog#s=an-I-into-red-text

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@PackManBrainlure
/y/catalog#s=ou+are+incompetent
/h/catalog#s=yahahahahahaa !

viagrandad
viagrandad

@kizzmybutt
/t/catalog#s=hat-may-be-true

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@hairygrape
People always say Jessica did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to die.

But she was a bland piece of shit which is enough for me to want to kill her.

Supergrass
Supergrass

@viagrandad
/a/catalog#s=ll-red-truth-is-simply-truth-and-no-proof-whatsoever-is-needed

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@Supergrass
/y/catalog#s=-y-you-too

FastChef
FastChef

@Supergrass
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@Boy_vs_Girl
/s/catalog#s=takes+are+sexy

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Boy_vs_Girl
Fukken saved

Booteefool
Booteefool

@Boy_vs_Girl
/n/catalog#s=o-u

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

@Burnblaze
we can agree to this.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

@GoogleCat
Surely.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@StrangeWizard
Are there any 4komas / doujinshis focused on the stakes? Most times the only ones that have any real role are Lucifer or Mammon.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@Boy_vs_Girl
/y/catalog#s=ou+are+wrong

Evilember
Evilember

/m/catalog#s=y+waifu+is+real

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Evilember
Nice blue truth, buddy.

FastChef
FastChef

@farquit
@MPmaster
@Poker_Star
@idontknow
@Raving_Cute
@FastChef
@kizzmybutt
@viagrandad
@Supergrass
@Burnblaze
@Booteefool
@Evil_kitten
@Evilember

Can you guys fuck off and shitpost somewhere else?

Skullbone
Skullbone

@FastChef
/a/catalog#s=s+soon+as+you+kill+yourself+friendo

MPmaster
MPmaster

@Evilember
@kizzmybutt
It sounds more like golden one.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Skullbone
/a/catalog#s=nge+is+already+dead+though

hairygrape
hairygrape

/i/catalog#s=+am+a+cute+girl

askme
askme

/f/catalog#s=un-things-are-fun

iluvmen
iluvmen

/a/catalog#s=nonymous+can+not+use+red+text

Techpill
Techpill

/m/catalog#s=agic+is+real!

Nojokur
Nojokur

@iluvmen
What the fuck, Bern?
Why can't you just let the humans have a good time with this 'red' of theirs?

Methshot
Methshot

/t/catalog#s=his-statement-is-false

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Emberfire
Hot.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Posting best boy

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

@massdebater
Why does it look like Eva has a massive cock?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

@Boy_vs_Girl
Yasu is actually Eva.
Eva is the culprit.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@TalkBomber
Literally

WHAT?
H
A
T
?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@viagrandad
dat Lucifer

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Thread is more dead that the Ushiromiya family
Interesting how Umineko threads are more active while its morning in Yurop

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Garbage Can Lid
probably the only person in that pic who isn not totally drunk.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

@PurpleCharger
Not enough explosions to be interesting to american kids.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@BunnyJinx
I can give good arguments for why Higurashi and Umineko are good and why Ryukishi is great.

Higurashi is great because it's basically a typical harem story with stereotype characters and turns it into its own story.
Umineko is great because, like most postmodern works, he takes one of the most typical and well known mystery storys, Ten Little Niggers, and merges a lot of themes concerning empiricism, love, the meaning of truth, detective rules and game, along with very well written characters. I absolutely love the ending of Umineko. You can tell it's something Ryukishi wanted to make as a writer and he did. A 'end twist' that changes everything you've read up to that point and it's amazing.

Whether or not you see Umineko as good or not, it belongs to you on what you gained from it.

If you want criticism on his prose, the obvious is that he repeats himself a lot. Though I find it a charm because he writes to make absolutely sure the reader understands before he moves on. Also, Umineko, as Erika says in ep 5, is the murder mystery with the most body count, the highest in the mystery genre. On that front alone, Umineko is like no other.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Bidwell
That user clearly has no love, and therefore it cannot be seen.

massdebater
massdebater

@AwesomeTucker
@Stupidasole
Try a little harder to be less retarded, and you might get taken seriously.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
Gohda being the culprit is still the best theory.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Umineko didn't have enough incest if you ask me.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@Burnblaze
Yes this kind of incest.

Spamalot
Spamalot

@Ignoramus
Do you ever wonder if Rudolf might have gotten bored of Kyrie and Asumu sexually and simply moved on to also fuck his daughter?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

@Spamalot
Rudolf was the more sane of the two psychopaths so no.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

@CodeBuns
fucking two women at the same time
sane

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

@Sharpcharm
Being a player doesn't make you insane.

Inmate
Inmate

Yasu did nothing wrong.

She did the world a favor by getting rid of a bunch of psychopaths and horrible people.

Yasu is the hero Umineko needed.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

@Spazyfool
He was tempting his luck like a madman for sure.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Spazyfool
No sane man puts his dick in crazy.

idontknow
idontknow

@TreeEater

where do i get the ps3 sprites? alpha test only have it up to the second

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Bidwell
This isn't really proper criticism, it just accounts to spout buzzwords but praising instead of bashing a work.

Just let's agree to disagree. Except for the music, which is always fucking great.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Illusionz
spout buzzwords
What do you mean?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Bidwell
Higurashi isn't a harem.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

@Bidwell
Also there is his method of multiple meta track drifting.

But in all honestly, something the pacing in his writing is off because he keeps trying to emphasis themes that he thinks that we are too obsessed over whatever he deems trivial.
I do think its wonderful that he is able to craft so many interesting characters that appeal to many demographics.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

@Raving_Cute
Nig- I mean Nipahhh~

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Evilember
Beelzebub's hair looks somewhat strange, the rest is ok.

idontknow
idontknow

@BlogWobbles
To be fair there was no way he could have known just how much of an obsessive sociopath Kyrie was. She does a very good job of hiding it.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

@BlogWobbles
That rule is nullified when the girl in question is super hot, right?

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Evil_kitten
Try bro

Snarelure
Snarelure

@kizzmybutt
Of course it is. The intial story of Higurashi is cliche as fuck.
A boy is transferred to a new school, is surrounded by girls who, to one degree or another, all love him and he has fun with them every day.

If you showed the Higurashi VN to anyone with a decent amount of anime knowledge, they first thing they mention is how each character is your typical anime archtype. Rena is the moeblob, Mion is the tsundere tomboy, Satoko is the annoying loli brat and Rika is the silent loli in case you wanted the other type of loli.

The genius of Higurashi is that it lays this out openly like this and then fleshes out all the characters. This is why the whole scary bit with Rena screaming LIAR freaks the fuck out of everyone. You never expect a moeblob to ever go fucking insane. It's even creepier when Oishi starts telling you that Rena has some depressive condition and is on medication.

TreeEater
TreeEater

@Snarelure
screaming USODA*

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Dreamworx
I'm gonna piss in fire

Supergrass
Supergrass

@Playboyize
Battler kills everyone.

Methnerd
Methnerd

@Raving_Cute
Why is niggercosplay so best?
Is it because they look like they don't give a fuck?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@5mileys
Even Maria would trash Shiki easily.

Soft_member
Soft_member

@Nojokur
MILF: Kyrie
Witch: Lambda
Furniture: Battler

Emberburn
Emberburn

@Supergrass
So Battler kills everyone, dies defending Natsuhi and Beatrice because he can't find out a counteragument to "Natsuhi is the killer", finds out the truth, resurrects and then explains everything with him as the culprit?
Doesn't really make sense

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Honestly, the Red Truth is probably the biggest issue with the entire story.
Everyone in the meta world CAN use it, but nobody but the witch side can viably use it, since they have all the information.

What stopped Battler from simply trying to say things in red during the breaks?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@VisualMaster
What stopped Battler from simply trying to say things in red during the breaks?
Battler is a human at that time.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@VisualMaster
Incompetence
If I were Battler I would have bruteforced the culprit by saying "x has killed someone in this island" until I found who did it by abusing the "Unable to say fake thing in red"

likme
likme

@Deadlyinx
He was perfectly human when Beatrice tried kicking him out of her game by showing that Asumu is not his mother.

The only thing that stops him from actually using the truth in the game is Umineko's version Knox' 2nd, but knowledge of it alone is enough to construct a viable story.

@Emberburn
Piece Battler, not meta-Battler.
On the board more or less the same thing happened during that whole witch trial, but at some point after Erika blamed Natsuhi and before the closed circle was opened again he told everyone how he killed them all.

Him being "dead" in the meta world means nothing more than that his piece has stopped trying to disprove Erika's.

@Lunatick
Incompetence
Confirmed in Red, even.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Lunatick
not "witches don't exist on the gameboard"
lmao better luck next time beato

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

@likme
He was perfectly human
Exactly, that's all that matters. There was no way for him to use the red at that time.

Techpill
Techpill

@likme
He was perfectly human when Beatrice tried kicking him out of her game by showing that Asumu is not his mother
Read the scene again.

Illusionz
Illusionz

@Burnblaze
@Techpill
The point is that Battler is incredibly incompetent and we all know that already.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

@Playboyize
One of the people who died in the first Twilight.
None of the people could have gone in the room and killed them. Hence, it was one of the people who either killed all of them and faked his death or all of the murders in the first Twilight were all faked.

You'll notice that Erika doesn't actually confirm the deaths of anyone of them. It's only later revealed that they were all dead with the red. This does not mean that they were dead previously when the red was used.

If you want to be a cheeky fuck, just say that it's like in ep 5 and no one is the killer, they were all playing pretend.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
Who let Shadman do the sprites for this? God it looks awful.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@Lunatick
That's not shadman's. I'm not fapping to several fetishes at once.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Reminder that if you think these sprites look good you probably suffer from brain damage.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

@ZeroReborn
Nigaa~

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

@Nojokur
Battler and Beatrice are the worst. Some of the others are okay to good.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@Dreamworx
Was waiting for this lmao.

Emberburn
Emberburn

@SomethingNew
lmao
I bet you were the one spamming red yesterday, too. Fucking cancer.

TechHater
TechHater

@Nojokur
I really don't understand this. Why not just localize the PS3 edition?

Soft_member
Soft_member

@SomethingNew
lmao

/v/

5mileys
5mileys

@Nude_Bikergirl
l-lewd

MPmaster
MPmaster

@5mileys
who?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

@TechHater
Because Alchemist ask mad dosh for assets.

Skullbone
Skullbone

@Nojokur
Umineko When They Cry

?????

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yo seaoffragments guy, are there literally no 07th expansion news or are you just being lazy?

Evilember
Evilember

@Poker_Star
No news as of yet.
On an unrelated news, Higurashi's 2nd episode is 85% translated and will probably be on Steam in a month or two.

Lunatick
Lunatick

@Evilember
Oh okay. Everyone who I know that picked up Higurashi on steam finished the VN using the PS2 chapters

Playboyize
Playboyize

@Lunatick
Yeah but having it on Steam means that /jp/ can work on adding voices.
we will one day be able to read Higurashi with the voices

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

On the small chance that there is a drawfag in the thread, I'd like Kinzo dancing on a pile of gold with ignited old fashion bombs and a boombox laying around going 'ANTE UP'

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

@Playboyize
Eva=Takano

SniperGod
SniperGod

@Emberburn
@Soft_member
Did I accidently trigger you? Wasn't on purpose I swear.

Evilember
Evilember

@SniperGod
trigger
Thanks for shitting up the thread even further, /v/.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Witch witch would you marry?

King_Martha
King_Martha

Is that even a question?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

@King_Martha
yes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

@Poker_Star
I want to marry the ΛΔ!

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

@Deadlyinx
This

SniperWish
SniperWish

@New_Cliche
'That even' is not a question user. You don't need to be a linguist to know that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

@SniperWish
The expression "That even" can be question, depending on context.

Hell, any word can be a question, including, but not limited to, "yes", "no", "maybe", "your mother" and "and".

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

@King_Martha
The one and only.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Steamineko will never have Battler remove his hand from his pocket

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

@Snarelure
They don't all love him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

@likme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs4wKRHmiR8

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

@likme
no one posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_v4lNf4_fo
Plebs the lot of you

Flameblow
Flameblow

Delighted by the compliments he received for dinner, Gohda decided to change up the menu and cook his finest tomorrow. The breakfast he came up with needed a lot of extra ingredients and had a long preparation time, so he and Shannon set out to the storehouse in the early morning to stock up the kitchen. On the way there they ran into the remaining Ushiromiya siblings, who had only just ended their talk. They thought a walk would be a nice change of pace before bed, and opted to come along.

In the storehouse, Gohda tripped over sloppily placed food bombs and smashed face-first into a cupboard. The domino effect kicked in, and over the next minute everyone died from falling cupboards to the face. Shocked by what he just did, Gohda quickly cleaned up the fallen cupboards, not realizing who lay beneath them. When he did, stress and shock from the trauma to his head got to him so bad that he fainted.

When Gohda woke up, he quickly exited the storehouse and looked for the first person to explain himself to. That happened to be Eva. Hideyoshi was still in the shower. Surprised, Eva put on the door chain behind Gohda after she let him in, and asked him to explain what happened.
He did.
She didn't buy it, and got aggressive towards Gohda in what she thought was self defence. In self defence of his own, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with, and watched in horror as Eva lunged onto the stake he had just picked up. He then ran into the shower to beg Hideyoshi for help with his late wife.
He did the only sensible thing a guy does when a dead guy tells you he just killed your wife, which is not buy it and fight. Again, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with, and watched in horror as Hideyoshi slipped in the bathtub and landed on the stake he had just picked up.
Realizing that he was definitely out of a job if he didn't give 110% right now, Gohda fled through the window (he couldn't figure out the door chain) and started making lunch.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Gohda took a hunk of meat from the cellar. The storehouse was off-limits for obvious reasons, so the cellar had to do. Looking a little closer, he realized that he was about to cook and serve his boss to his already distressed guests, and decided it was a better idea to quietly cremate him and hope nobody found out. Thanks to the smell, they did.

Judging by the yells that came down towards Kinzo's corpse, Gohda decided he'd better leave. However, Kanon caught up to him, loudest of all. Failing to talk him down, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with and threw it at Kanon. Then he ran for it.

After searching for a long time, he bumped into Genji, Kumasawa, Nanjo and Maria. They couldn't believe their eyes, and Maria thought he was possessed by Beatrice. He played along and told her to close her ears and sing a song, to spare her the gory details. Genji expressed his disappointment and explained how much he had covered for Gohda today. Gohda got lightheaded from shame and his earlier concussion, and fell over. Trying to save his footing, he jerked up and landed right into a large cupboard. The glass doors shattered and shards flew all over the place. The servants and doctor got shards stuck in their necks and quickly bled out. Believing it is better to be a survivor than a murderer, Gohda exaggerated the witch's story by planting stakes in their bodies. He then dialed the remaining guests, but quickly pussied out and ran away.

At the end of the day, Gohda was by the witch's epitaph, trying to think up a magic tale good enough to save his ass. Suddenly he heard yelling, and behind him stood Natsuhi, aiming a gun at him. She couldn't be reasoned with.
She shot.
Gohda ducked.
The bullet ricocheted off the painting frame.
Off the grandfather clock's second-hand.
Off the lampstand.
Into Natsuhi's forehead.

This bizarre turn of events could only be magic, Gohda decided. So he fully accepted his role as Beatrice, put on a dress and welcomed the cousins.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

@lostmypassword
Woah man, holy fuck shit man,

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

@Carnalpleasure
Bernkastel=Rika

TreeEater
TreeEater

@BunnyJinx
BULLSHIT MAN, YOU LIAR SHIT.

USODA USODA USOA.

hairygrape
hairygrape

@TreeEater
Okonogi=Okonogi

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

@SniperGod
I like to imagine Erika reading playboy for 'intetellectual' purposes

@hairygrape
Similar names don't mean anyuthing, it might just be some other guy who looks like him due to plastic surgery and just happens to have the same name or whatever.

Playboyize
Playboyize

So is ANY of the metashit real? Even Featherine, Bern, and Lambda had real world equivalents so I assume not.

RumChicken
RumChicken

@Playboyize
Yes and no.

idontknow
idontknow

@Playboyize
It's all real. AuAu, Bern, and Lambda manifest in those forms around amnesiac battler and also go in and out of his mind. Erika, presumably, is also real by dint of Bern saving her when she should have drowned (or after she drowned).

FastChef
FastChef

@idontknow
Erika exists but not in the form she looks to the reader. She represents the detective the mystery fans created after Tohya accepted to let their own detective in the story.

Emberfire
Emberfire

@Playboyize
@idontknow
Dlanor's crew and Will are also real, like the Voyagers and Auau they come from outside. The other metacharacters are real in the sense that Battler's mind is a fragment in and of itself, but since they aren't Voyagers or some equivalent they can't leave his head.

King_Martha
King_Martha

@FastChef
Erika continues to exist when everything comes to a close though, she's stuck with Bern and Lambda.

TechHater
TechHater

@Emberfire
I'm unsure if Will exist. He might be a very passionate detective mystery fan reader. It's assumed he's part Tphya bceecause of his red hair stran being Batler but he isn't.

Dl aor is just rules so whatever.

eGremlin
eGremlin

@King_Martha
Only in the meta after the story is over but yes.

After ep 6, the mystery fans completely disregarded her. Bernkastel says that she will put her in a place of the darkest kakeira or whatever and that's representatiber of creators getting rid of their art.

As such, Erika only exists on the meta.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

@eGremlin
Well the question is whether or not the individual called Erika persists as some magical entity separate from Tohya's gibbering to himself. I would say that yes she does, and when Tohya's games conclude, she departs from Battler's fragment with the Voyagers.

RavySnake
RavySnake

@Crazy_Nice
Yes. Although she was a representation of the mystery fan's detective, she is still Bernkastel's piece.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

@Playboyize
Lambda doesn't have a real world equivalent. Cat!Bern likes to lick cakes because they remind her of Lambda, not because Lambda is actually a cake.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

@BinaryMan
Lsmba is causality incarnate.

5mileys
5mileys

Is there anyone who can explain why sometimes the voice acting becomes ''chibi'' ie light pitched at certain areas? It is specifically noticable when Ange finds out about Beatrice book in chapter 8

DeathDog
DeathDog

@Garbage Can Lid
Oh well yes, if you want to consider the concepts of causality and chance to be the Voyagers there is that

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

@5mileys
I can only assume it's a bug.

girlDog
girlDog

@5mileys
I need examples of voices.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

It would be helpful if there were a timeline, including the meta world if that's even possible.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

@haveahappyday
Real world > blfgrgkgjjffkkggfrrr

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