Why is Gohda the best seacat?
Why is Gohda the best seacat?
Because he's the culprit.
I want to deito Lucifer.
Yes, he's magical Gohda chef.
Post some good umineko songs.
Does Gohda get all the bitches?
probably all except Mammon.
Ange and Mammon are the cutest together.
Not a fan of Mammon.
there are enough stakes for everyone.
That's a good thing.
Leviathan and Satan are actually happy
must be a special day.
Every beach day is a happy day.
Somebody has to have a big scan of this
I've asked several times, no luck so far.
That's some impressive hardware.
Take it back
I want to deito Beato.
wake up, see this. What to do?
What a fag
More like Rosa-obaasan
This scene was so good
Yasu did nothing wrong.
Stake SoL OVA never
Stake PVC scale figures never
What alpha test?
the ps3ification project currently on eps 1 & 2
I want to cuddle with Dlanor.
Stupid, sexy Stakes.
Isn't that already released though?
yes for the first. currently doing the 2nd alpha (skipped rondo because DEEN) and it includes the first episode
Reminder that if you believe in the Shkannon theory you have been tricked by R07. The culprit is and can only be Rosa, and in fact there is no way that Shannon=Kanon to begin with.
Does anyone have the fullsize PS3 sprites for ep1-4?
The links I found were dead.
What's the best showdown and why is it Final Answer?
Actually ep5 is the perfect episode in general but FUCK is that ??? ever the best part of the series.
Dlanor's mons pubis is a miracle of the universe.
Because Erika got BTFO
OH YAH VAWY GOOD
How does anybody still like this after the shit show that was the last chapters?
I'm STILL mad that Beato was a retarded transgendered slut with multiple personalities.
She was literally fucking all the cousins except for the irritating loli.
I want the time I invested into this series returned to me. Fucking hell.
And that's where you fucked up.
Whoops, forgot to mention she's an incest baby two times over to boot.
She was literally the entire maid service. We even get scenes where she presumably talks to herself.
Meta world Beato was a girl at least
You labeled it as her having multiple personalities when she was fully aware of what she was doing at all times. Kanon, Shannon, and Beatrice were like different personas or characters being played by Yasu as opposed to split personalities, though they started out as nothing more than imaginary friends.
I think I'd prefer Yasu to be deeply insane as opposed to knowingly fucking every cousin it could get its hands on.
Oh, Yasu fucking hated the fact that she wanted to fug 3 of her relatives. It was only about a year before the series started that she found out she was an incest baby born of rape, but by that point it was really difficult for her to just stop loving them. All that just feeded into her self-loathing, which is already pretty bad because of her naturally low self-esteem.
I always figured that Yasu was at least partially crazy to begin with because incest, and she definitely is, but she is overall relatively sane. Just very, very, very, very, very, very depressed.
Honestly, if I was her and I found out all that shit, I would've broken it off with Joji instantly. The guy's already a fat fuck, finding out he's my cousin too would be the last straw.
It's really obvious. She let Beatrice slip off the cliff when was she younger, and that caused her to grow up crazy. She turns into "Beatrice" when she beats Maria. That's why Maria talks about the good mommy and the bad mommy all of the time.
And that's why Maria is comfortable enough to take the umbrella. It's Rosa.
No there was 7 maids total.
It's just more retarded and convoluted that way.
R07 is a hack and will never live up to the masterpiece that Higurashi was.
How is it convoluted and retarded? No one ever legit criticizes it, they just mindlessly insult it without explaining why.
And R07 isn't a hack. Even when disregarding Seacats, he wrote Higu, Higanbana, and RGD, all 3 of which were undeniably great.
Sexy, lovable paperweights.
Without lovin' it, it can not be seen.
Is the posting best seacat guy dead?
Cutest but not sexiest Witch.
masterpiece that Higurashi
Umineko is better than Higurashi though
Bern is love. Bern is life.
Sure that that's Rosa?
I mean, red eyes and no one-winged eagle on the underwear..
Yasu, what have you done. Killing the Ushiromiyas forced the remaining furniture to look for a new working place...
trans half-cousin & half-uncle beato
what the fuck battler?
The culprit is and can only be Rosa
Satan needs more attention.
Every Stake needs much more attention except Mammon, She has the most.
I have no clue. It's tagged as Rosa from Umineko all over the internet.
I... I can see your pussy
Reminder that Shion went to the same school as Ange.
who knows, maybe she's secretly the romantic type?
Playing tough to get eh?
I want to kiss Yasu where it smells funny.
Gohda was a comedic relief character
We will never see the magical Gohda chef obliterating hundreds of goats at once
If Yasu doesn't have a cock and balls how does she pee now? Also I'm pretty sure you have to keep that area disinfected if you're transgender since it isn't a real vagina, wouldn't people notice that medical disinfectant is being imported to the island or is found in Shannon and Kanon's things?
Well I guess the fact that Yasu could be both Shannon and Kanon and no one fucking noticed already stretches the imagination, especially with both George and Jessica wanting to bang them even if the adults didn't give a shit and Battler had been away for too long to easily notice they were the same fucking person and Maria too autistic to do anything.
Rudolf war lucky to score Belphegor.
death by Kirei
Do you have that fat bern cosplay pic?
Okay so Ep 1 culprits are Yasu, Eva and Yoshi, Ep 2 is Yasu and Rosa, Ep 3 is Yasu getting BTFO and Eva, Ep 4 is Yasu going on a rampage and then forcing some people to talk via phone, Ep 6 is Battler pranking Erika who then murders everyone, Ep 7 tea party are Rudolf and Kyrie, Ep 8 bern's game is Battler, Kyrie and Rudolf and in the real world the culprit is
So who is Ep 5 culprit?
In every episode Gohda is the culprit.
Nope, but i'm very much interested in seeing it now.
You still have to give props to the outfit. If she made it that's super well done.
Belphegor is confirmed to be the best lay, right?
RIP anon's virginity
No he's right, I wasn't asking for the answer to any mysteries I was asking how the fuck does Yasu pee and manage to live as a transgender chick in the 1980s back when transgender, gay and crossdresser were all considered related fetishes or mental illnesses
So what you're saying is that Ryukishi wasn't dumb enough to actually expect us to believe that Yasu could be Shannon and Kanon?
Choked on the red?!
But user transgenders, gays, and crossdressers all are considered fetishes or mental illnesses.
Higurashi's faults could be forgiven because it was about a hot blooded highschooler and his harem fighting bad guys and a localized virus
Shiki can kill witches
You get to have a foursome with one MILF, one witch and a furniture. Which one do you pick?
This is objectively wrong to several degrees
How was it "his" harem? Sion and Mion were stronger characters than him.
You have to say it in red :3
speaking of cosplay
I think that Yasu is the cuprit, but you can't really say that something in Umineko is objetive
MILF: Yasu's mom
Yes your post is.
Because he had the dick and Mion wanted it, you dumb faggot
Kinzo go to bed you are drunk again
Flip that, its not that I can prove with certainty that Yasu is the culprit, but that it's not hard to take the "Rosatrice" theory down.
No she didn't, and having a dick doesn't mean harem. That's like saying because Sion has a vagina anyone without one is in her harem.
Believing Rosa was the culprit
She 100% wanted to fuck him, stay mad nerdboi
Shion had her faggot sleeping prince
Oh right! I'm not a witch, /i/catalog#s=-am-a-sorcerer
having no refutation
I know you are. No need to remind us.
Why would I be mad? You're the one who doesn't know the definition of harem, dumbshit.
Yasu theory is full of holes too
You could say that Yasu theory has "the heart" and you could bend the red truth meaning so it makes sense, while the Rosa theory has a really convoluted motive but the execution of the murders would fit the red truths better.
Also in a 80 hours long novel where less than 33% is things that objetively happened(even then most of the "objetive" parts are forgeries)
you can shoot down most theories due to how you can interpret things.
Not picking Claire as furniture
user it's all the same boy pussy though.
There are a bunch of girls who want K-1's dick
That's a harem, stay mad you plebbitor filthscum
It's one yet many user
r07 was probably originally going for the Rosatrice theory before his friend died. Then rest of the VN went on a trainwreck and we ended up with the Yasu "solution".
One maybe is not a "harem". Even if it were two it still wouldn't be a harem.
I'm going to close this thread now. That means your response tears won't be reaching me. Stay embarrassed dumbshit. You acted out like some kind of retard because you were mad that you misused a word.
There were hints about Yasu from the very beginning.
Shit cannon trees theory
Who spread this shit?
It's not a solution. It's basically a retard magnet to obscure the actual solution. That way Umineko stays true to the mystery genre instead of just giving it out. Shkannon was plainly "given out" (as bait) which is how you know it's not the answer, because that's not how Umineko works.
People incapable of being basic detective work will believe something as trainwreck as shkannon while the people who put in 30 minutes of thinking time will see the obvious solution.
wich youmeeneekoo wud u fug?
What would you do Sheeky Forums?
I wish the full thread was archived somewhere
Eva's reaction there gets me everytime.
Ange doesn't get the attention she deserves. She's extremely sexual.
Huh? I always had the impression that a big part of the Umineko pics available features Ange. Also she appears in almost every doujin i saw to this time (granted, it weren't many.)
Yeah, sure but she barely gets mentioned on Sheeky Forums.
Why would people give attention to corned human?
Umineko has way too many sexy female characters.
I want to shower Yasu with love.
Rosa, Ange, Lucifer.
no Stake 8some
what is she doing in the fridge?
Keeping herself fresh for Battler.
No, you're an idiot for thinking it's intended to be a mystery story when it's a tragedy. Rosa is not the culprit.
There is no objective viewpoint
It's totally a mystery
I honestly don't understand how people can still believe that.
Because Ryukishi endlessly advertised it as one, and that put into there minds the stupid assumption that he's going to be putting super amazing mystery puzzles into and and that the story would correspond as such. As a result, they just spout that he must have changed the story after BT died, which is a stupid assumption to make when you actually look back at the earlier episodes. They give him too much credit and refuse to actually look at what's going on in the story because they're so butthurt that Ryukishi never intended for it to be a mystery and fooled all his fans into thinking it was going to be one.
Why are they bathing in semen?
It wasn't a bath at first.
that's milk. They are doing the Cleopatra.
no good milf doujin where Battler gets it on with the Ushiromiya moms
Natsuhi is the timid milf who eventually gives into lewd
Eva is the obligatory hatefuck milf with some minor dominatrix fetish
Rosa is the slut milf who's suspiciously open about doing lewd
Kyrie's dead and a shit tier
this is absolute hell
could bend the red truth
What´s wrong with it?
If i am beatrice i would tell the truth exectly in that way.
Yasu theory is full of holes too
I shed a tear at this scene every time.
Is that from steam?
I honestly have no clue I found it on some blog on the Internet.
How do the Stakes look like?
Yet nobody gives proper criticism of why it's good either.
I personally think R07 is hack because he wrote something good like Higurashi, then made a more ambitious project to just end in a trainwreck.
Haven't read Higanbana nor RGD, so my opinion of him can slightly get better though.
Back that failed red up.
Did you just have a stroke typing that?
Posting best Seacat.
Try number two
that's a strange way to show Jessica.
People always say Jessica did nothing wrong and didn't deserve to die.
But she was a bland piece of shit which is enough for me to want to kill her.
we can agree to this.
Are there any 4komas / doujinshis focused on the stakes? Most times the only ones that have any real role are Lucifer or Mammon.
Nice blue truth, buddy.
Can you guys fuck off and shitpost somewhere else?
What the fuck, Bern?
Why can't you just let the humans have a good time with this 'red' of theirs?
Posting best boy
Why does it look like Eva has a massive cock?
Yasu is actually Eva.
Eva is the culprit.
Thread is more dead that the Ushiromiya family
Interesting how Umineko threads are more active while its morning in Yurop
@Garbage Can Lid
probably the only person in that pic who isn not totally drunk.
Not enough explosions to be interesting to american kids.
I can give good arguments for why Higurashi and Umineko are good and why Ryukishi is great.
Higurashi is great because it's basically a typical harem story with stereotype characters and turns it into its own story.
Umineko is great because, like most postmodern works, he takes one of the most typical and well known mystery storys, Ten Little Niggers, and merges a lot of themes concerning empiricism, love, the meaning of truth, detective rules and game, along with very well written characters. I absolutely love the ending of Umineko. You can tell it's something Ryukishi wanted to make as a writer and he did. A 'end twist' that changes everything you've read up to that point and it's amazing.
Whether or not you see Umineko as good or not, it belongs to you on what you gained from it.
If you want criticism on his prose, the obvious is that he repeats himself a lot. Though I find it a charm because he writes to make absolutely sure the reader understands before he moves on. Also, Umineko, as Erika says in ep 5, is the murder mystery with the most body count, the highest in the mystery genre. On that front alone, Umineko is like no other.
That user clearly has no love, and therefore it cannot be seen.
Gohda being the culprit is still the best theory.
Umineko didn't have enough incest if you ask me.
Yes this kind of incest.
Do you ever wonder if Rudolf might have gotten bored of Kyrie and Asumu sexually and simply moved on to also fuck his daughter?
Rudolf was the more sane of the two psychopaths so no.
fucking two women at the same time
Being a player doesn't make you insane.
Yasu did nothing wrong.
She did the world a favor by getting rid of a bunch of psychopaths and horrible people.
Yasu is the hero Umineko needed.
He was tempting his luck like a madman for sure.
No sane man puts his dick in crazy.
where do i get the ps3 sprites? alpha test only have it up to the second
This isn't really proper criticism, it just accounts to spout buzzwords but praising instead of bashing a work.
Just let's agree to disagree. Except for the music, which is always fucking great.
What do you mean?
Higurashi isn't a harem.
Also there is his method of multiple meta track drifting.
But in all honestly, something the pacing in his writing is off because he keeps trying to emphasis themes that he thinks that we are too obsessed over whatever he deems trivial.
I do think its wonderful that he is able to craft so many interesting characters that appeal to many demographics.
Nig- I mean Nipahhh~
Beelzebub's hair looks somewhat strange, the rest is ok.
To be fair there was no way he could have known just how much of an obsessive sociopath Kyrie was. She does a very good job of hiding it.
That rule is nullified when the girl in question is super hot, right?
Of course it is. The intial story of Higurashi is cliche as fuck.
A boy is transferred to a new school, is surrounded by girls who, to one degree or another, all love him and he has fun with them every day.
If you showed the Higurashi VN to anyone with a decent amount of anime knowledge, they first thing they mention is how each character is your typical anime archtype. Rena is the moeblob, Mion is the tsundere tomboy, Satoko is the annoying loli brat and Rika is the silent loli in case you wanted the other type of loli.
The genius of Higurashi is that it lays this out openly like this and then fleshes out all the characters. This is why the whole scary bit with Rena screaming LIAR freaks the fuck out of everyone. You never expect a moeblob to ever go fucking insane. It's even creepier when Oishi starts telling you that Rena has some depressive condition and is on medication.
I'm gonna piss in fire
Battler kills everyone.
Why is niggercosplay so best?
Is it because they look like they don't give a fuck?
Even Maria would trash Shiki easily.
So Battler kills everyone, dies defending Natsuhi and Beatrice because he can't find out a counteragument to "Natsuhi is the killer", finds out the truth, resurrects and then explains everything with him as the culprit?
Doesn't really make sense
Honestly, the Red Truth is probably the biggest issue with the entire story.
Everyone in the meta world CAN use it, but nobody but the witch side can viably use it, since they have all the information.
What stopped Battler from simply trying to say things in red during the breaks?
What stopped Battler from simply trying to say things in red during the breaks?
Battler is a human at that time.
If I were Battler I would have bruteforced the culprit by saying "x has killed someone in this island" until I found who did it by abusing the "Unable to say fake thing in red"
He was perfectly human when Beatrice tried kicking him out of her game by showing that Asumu is not his mother.
The only thing that stops him from actually using the truth in the game is Umineko's version Knox' 2nd, but knowledge of it alone is enough to construct a viable story.
Piece Battler, not meta-Battler.
On the board more or less the same thing happened during that whole witch trial, but at some point after Erika blamed Natsuhi and before the closed circle was opened again he told everyone how he killed them all.
Him being "dead" in the meta world means nothing more than that his piece has stopped trying to disprove Erika's.
Confirmed in Red, even.
not "witches don't exist on the gameboard"
lmao better luck next time beato
He was perfectly human
Exactly, that's all that matters. There was no way for him to use the red at that time.
He was perfectly human when Beatrice tried kicking him out of her game by showing that Asumu is not his mother
Read the scene again.
One of the people who died in the first Twilight.
None of the people could have gone in the room and killed them. Hence, it was one of the people who either killed all of them and faked his death or all of the murders in the first Twilight were all faked.
You'll notice that Erika doesn't actually confirm the deaths of anyone of them. It's only later revealed that they were all dead with the red. This does not mean that they were dead previously when the red was used.
If you want to be a cheeky fuck, just say that it's like in ep 5 and no one is the killer, they were all playing pretend.
Who let Shadman do the sprites for this? God it looks awful.
That's not shadman's. I'm not fapping to several fetishes at once.
Reminder that if you think these sprites look good you probably suffer from brain damage.
Battler and Beatrice are the worst. Some of the others are okay to good.
Was waiting for this lmao.
I bet you were the one spamming red yesterday, too. Fucking cancer.
I really don't understand this. Why not just localize the PS3 edition?
Because Alchemist ask mad dosh for assets.
Umineko When They Cry
Yo seaoffragments guy, are there literally no 07th expansion news or are you just being lazy?
No news as of yet.
On an unrelated news, Higurashi's 2nd episode is 85% translated and will probably be on Steam in a month or two.
Oh okay. Everyone who I know that picked up Higurashi on steam finished the VN using the PS2 chapters
Yeah but having it on Steam means that /jp/ can work on adding voices.
we will one day be able to read Higurashi with the voices
On the small chance that there is a drawfag in the thread, I'd like Kinzo dancing on a pile of gold with ignited old fashion bombs and a boombox laying around going 'ANTE UP'
Thanks for shitting up the thread even further, /v/.
Witch witch would you marry?
Is that even a question?
I want to marry the ΛΔ!
'That even' is not a question user. You don't need to be a linguist to know that.
The expression "That even" can be question, depending on context.
Hell, any word can be a question, including, but not limited to, "yes", "no", "maybe", "your mother" and "and".
The one and only.
Steamineko will never have Battler remove his hand from his pocket
They don't all love him.
Delighted by the compliments he received for dinner, Gohda decided to change up the menu and cook his finest tomorrow. The breakfast he came up with needed a lot of extra ingredients and had a long preparation time, so he and Shannon set out to the storehouse in the early morning to stock up the kitchen. On the way there they ran into the remaining Ushiromiya siblings, who had only just ended their talk. They thought a walk would be a nice change of pace before bed, and opted to come along.
In the storehouse, Gohda tripped over sloppily placed food bombs and smashed face-first into a cupboard. The domino effect kicked in, and over the next minute everyone died from falling cupboards to the face. Shocked by what he just did, Gohda quickly cleaned up the fallen cupboards, not realizing who lay beneath them. When he did, stress and shock from the trauma to his head got to him so bad that he fainted.
When Gohda woke up, he quickly exited the storehouse and looked for the first person to explain himself to. That happened to be Eva. Hideyoshi was still in the shower. Surprised, Eva put on the door chain behind Gohda after she let him in, and asked him to explain what happened.
She didn't buy it, and got aggressive towards Gohda in what she thought was self defence. In self defence of his own, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with, and watched in horror as Eva lunged onto the stake he had just picked up. He then ran into the shower to beg Hideyoshi for help with his late wife.
He did the only sensible thing a guy does when a dead guy tells you he just killed your wife, which is not buy it and fight. Again, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with, and watched in horror as Hideyoshi slipped in the bathtub and landed on the stake he had just picked up.
Realizing that he was definitely out of a job if he didn't give 110% right now, Gohda fled through the window (he couldn't figure out the door chain) and started making lunch.
Gohda took a hunk of meat from the cellar. The storehouse was off-limits for obvious reasons, so the cellar had to do. Looking a little closer, he realized that he was about to cook and serve his boss to his already distressed guests, and decided it was a better idea to quietly cremate him and hope nobody found out. Thanks to the smell, they did.
Judging by the yells that came down towards Kinzo's corpse, Gohda decided he'd better leave. However, Kanon caught up to him, loudest of all. Failing to talk him down, Gohda grabbed the nearest object to defend himself with and threw it at Kanon. Then he ran for it.
After searching for a long time, he bumped into Genji, Kumasawa, Nanjo and Maria. They couldn't believe their eyes, and Maria thought he was possessed by Beatrice. He played along and told her to close her ears and sing a song, to spare her the gory details. Genji expressed his disappointment and explained how much he had covered for Gohda today. Gohda got lightheaded from shame and his earlier concussion, and fell over. Trying to save his footing, he jerked up and landed right into a large cupboard. The glass doors shattered and shards flew all over the place. The servants and doctor got shards stuck in their necks and quickly bled out. Believing it is better to be a survivor than a murderer, Gohda exaggerated the witch's story by planting stakes in their bodies. He then dialed the remaining guests, but quickly pussied out and ran away.
At the end of the day, Gohda was by the witch's epitaph, trying to think up a magic tale good enough to save his ass. Suddenly he heard yelling, and behind him stood Natsuhi, aiming a gun at him. She couldn't be reasoned with.
The bullet ricocheted off the painting frame.
Off the grandfather clock's second-hand.
Off the lampstand.
Into Natsuhi's forehead.
This bizarre turn of events could only be magic, Gohda decided. So he fully accepted his role as Beatrice, put on a dress and welcomed the cousins.
Woah man, holy fuck shit man,
BULLSHIT MAN, YOU LIAR SHIT.
USODA USODA USOA.
I like to imagine Erika reading playboy for 'intetellectual' purposes
Similar names don't mean anyuthing, it might just be some other guy who looks like him due to plastic surgery and just happens to have the same name or whatever.
So is ANY of the metashit real? Even Featherine, Bern, and Lambda had real world equivalents so I assume not.
Yes and no.
It's all real. AuAu, Bern, and Lambda manifest in those forms around amnesiac battler and also go in and out of his mind. Erika, presumably, is also real by dint of Bern saving her when she should have drowned (or after she drowned).
Erika exists but not in the form she looks to the reader. She represents the detective the mystery fans created after Tohya accepted to let their own detective in the story.
Dlanor's crew and Will are also real, like the Voyagers and Auau they come from outside. The other metacharacters are real in the sense that Battler's mind is a fragment in and of itself, but since they aren't Voyagers or some equivalent they can't leave his head.
Erika continues to exist when everything comes to a close though, she's stuck with Bern and Lambda.
I'm unsure if Will exist. He might be a very passionate detective mystery fan reader. It's assumed he's part Tphya bceecause of his red hair stran being Batler but he isn't.
Dl aor is just rules so whatever.
Only in the meta after the story is over but yes.
After ep 6, the mystery fans completely disregarded her. Bernkastel says that she will put her in a place of the darkest kakeira or whatever and that's representatiber of creators getting rid of their art.
As such, Erika only exists on the meta.
Well the question is whether or not the individual called Erika persists as some magical entity separate from Tohya's gibbering to himself. I would say that yes she does, and when Tohya's games conclude, she departs from Battler's fragment with the Voyagers.
Yes. Although she was a representation of the mystery fan's detective, she is still Bernkastel's piece.
Lambda doesn't have a real world equivalent. Cat!Bern likes to lick cakes because they remind her of Lambda, not because Lambda is actually a cake.
Lsmba is causality incarnate.
Is there anyone who can explain why sometimes the voice acting becomes ''chibi'' ie light pitched at certain areas? It is specifically noticable when Ange finds out about Beatrice book in chapter 8
@Garbage Can Lid
Oh well yes, if you want to consider the concepts of causality and chance to be the Voyagers there is that
I can only assume it's a bug.
I need examples of voices.
It would be helpful if there were a timeline, including the meta world if that's even possible.
Real world > blfgrgkgjjffkkggfrrr